Volume 1 Chapter 7 On Officials

Does Shi Ziyi want to be an official? Naturally, I thought, how can there be a reason in this world not to want to be an official.

Can Shi Ziyi be an official? Naturally, it couldn't be put in the past, this guy has no family background and no culture, why should he be an official? By virtue of his age? Why he doesn't take a bath?

But now? Eh, it's really possible that he will be able to become an official, it's nothing more than spending money! Where does the money come from, there is always a way!

So when Liu Wei asked him this question, Shi Ziyi was stunned on the spot.

Before he put it forward, he would definitely say, "Fame and fortune are like floating clouds." "But now, what are the clouds? Fame and fortune are the most realistic things, okay!

So Shi Ziyi didn't think much about it: "Yes!" ”

Liu Wei just stuffed the wheat rice into his mouth couldn't help but squirt out half a mouthful: "You have been thinking about it for a long time, right?" Just wait for me to ask you! ”

"Not really." Shi Ziyi put down the scroll in his hand and smiled awkwardly: "Wasn't there no chance before." ”

Liu Wei wiped his mouth and said with a smile: "Where's the money?" Where does the money come from. ”

Shi Zi's smile became more and more embarrassed: "You can sell this Zhuangzi, no matter how bad it is, how can you have it." ”

Shi Ziyi was originally an honest and good person, he was simply the Lei (Harmony) Feng of the world, and it was small to do good deeds without leaving a name, but if he had any ability, he would try his best to help the township and benefit the people, but now that he has been messing with Liu Wei for a long time, he gradually no longer regards himself as an outsider, and his face is naturally getting thicker and thicker.

"Hey, it's not that I really want He Gong's money, if I become an official and have a good fortune, I can naturally return it to He Gong slowly." Shi Ziyan looked at the stunned Liu Wei and explained embarrassedly.

"What do you want to be?" Liu Wei came to his senses.

"Prefectural order." Shi Ziyi thought for a long time: "If I can be a county magistrate, I will definitely work diligently to benefit the township." ”

This was Shi Ziyi's heart, but Liu Wei shook his head when he heard it and said, "The order of a county, six hundred stones." Cannot. ”

"Why not?" Shi Ziyi was very puzzled.

"If you become a county magistrate, what should you do if you encounter a powerful man who privately swallows the people's land." Liu Wei asked.

"Punish yourself severely." Shi Ziyi immediately replied.

"Then what if Haoqiang is not privately swallowed, but has a reason to refuse and have evidence?" Liu Wei continued to ask.

"This ...... In any case, the people are weak, the strong are strong, and even if the people are at a loss, it is mostly caused by the persecution of the strong, and the strong should be severely punished to set the record straight. Shi Ziyi frowned slightly, but he also replied decisively.

Liu Wei shook his head again and again and said, "In this case, you should not be ordered by the county." ”

Shi Ziyi was very puzzled: "How can I not do it, Ahou, you can explain it to me." ”

"In any case, there are no completely innocent people in the world, and there is no strong man who insists on doing evil, you deliberately favor the weak, how can you be a local official, it is my emperor Lao Tzu who asked you to do it, and the local strong and powerful can't help you act recklessly." Liu Wei frowned and said.

Shi Ziyi was even more puzzled: "If you really make a county order, then it is an official of the imperial court, do these heroes dare to kill officials and rebel?" ”

"Naturally don't dare, naturally don't dare." Liu Wei saw that it didn't make sense, so he didn't say anything: "But then again, the county order is only 600 stone officials, you have to raise a few private officials, you have to raise a few guests, although you are now a single, but you really want to be an official, there will always be someone who wants to kiss you, and when the time comes, you will have to give birth to a big fat doll, and you will have to raise a big family, so that you have this official, what money do you take to repay my uncle?" ”

When Shi Ziyi heard that Pan's biological baby was born, he couldn't help but blush: "In this case, why don't you be the official Cao Shangshu?" I heard He Gong say that this job is mainly about fire and water, and I think it is an idle job, and there is a lot of movement in Luozhong, and I can still help the poor and do a good deed. ”

Liu Wei continued to shake his head: "And no matter whether the six chief officials of Shangshu Cao have a fixed number, there has always been only one official Cao Shangshu in this capital, and naturally there will be no increase in the number of people, just you, a cultivator, do not know the Confucian scriptures, and do not have much family background, if you enter the Shangshu platform, won't it make people laugh, in this case, how can you be happy?" ”

Shi Ziyi was just about to speak, but he heard Liu Wei continue: "Don't say that it is a book, that is, thirty-six servants under Liucao, and eighteen orders of history, all of which cannot be done, in short, Shangshutai, you don't want to think about it." ”

"What kind of official does Ahou think I should be?" Shi Ziyi was a little frustrated.

"Be a regular attendant. Like Wang Fu, a regular servant, with a rank ratio of 2,000 stones, a close minister of the Son of Heaven, a consultant in charge, and able to enter and exit the North Palace, you and I father and son have seen each other for a long time, isn't it beautiful? Liu Wei said slowly.

Shi Ziyan was shocked: "That's a ......."

When the words came to his mouth, he was stunned and couldn't say it completely.

Liu Wei waved his hand and smiled: "Don't panic, don't panic." Don't hide it from you, Dad, I plan to enter the palace in the near future, if you agree to this matter, I should operate carefully with my uncle and mother, and naturally I won't really castrate you, how about it? ”

Shi Ziyi couldn't help but smile bitterly when he heard this: "How can you enter and exit the North Palace if you don't do that, you doll, no matter how powerful you are, how can you break this rule."

"You don't have to worry about that!" Liu Wei was already lying on Shi Ziyi's lap, staring at those big bright eyes and smiling: "Dad, don't worry, if my emperor Lao Tzu really sells this official position, I should have the 20 million money with you, even if I don't even need to sell this house, how about it?" ”

Shi Ziyan bowed his head and was silent.

"Dad, can't you trust me like that?"

Shi Ziyi sighed and said, "Ahou, I naturally believe in you, if it is...... Forget it, that's what you say. Shi Ziyi didn't express his concerns after all.

Liu Wei didn't just ask Shi Ziyi what he was worried about, and when he heard that he had agreed, he couldn't help but smile and said: "That's it, I'm afraid that Wang Fu won't live next year, Dad, you immediately repair the book with me and submit it to Uncle Yingchuan to discuss sending me to the palace." ”

Shi Ziyi looked up at Liu Wei, and was a little reluctant: "Are you in such a hurry?" ”

Liu Wei didn't notice it: "That's natural, if I don't go back, I'm afraid that my emperor will forget my big fat son." ”

Shi Ziyan's eyes were full of love, he looked at Liu Wei for a long time, finally nodded, and then pointed to the half bowl of wheat rice on the small table, and said kindly: "Go and eat that half bowl of wheat rice." ”

Liu Wei jumped up with joy, and ran out of the door without looking back, shouting: "Don't eat wheat rice at night!" ”

In the final analysis, no matter how magical Liu Wei is, no matter how special he is, Shi Ziyi still treats him as a three-year-old child after all, and this child seems to be heavier than the real Shi Hou in his heart, after all, Shi Hou has been gone for more than ten years, but he can't even remember what he looks like.

Shi Zi looked at Liu Bian's happy back, sighed faintly, and said softly: "If you are embarrassed, you will be castrated if you are castrated......"