Guan Erye is also a human, and he is also a man!

In this era, there are strange people, Guan Yu is also a wife, not to mention, his boss Cao Cao not only likes other people's women, but also likes other people's men! Like this, Guan Yu is highly appreciated by him, and now Zhao Yun is not used because he has not killed Cao Jun in Changbanpo under Liu Bei, crying father and calling mother, and once muttered that having a son should be like Sun Zhongmou! I don't know how Cao Pi thought when he heard this.

However, working for Mr. Cao, the domineering president, he wants to flirt with him, and Wang Hou can only help him, who will let him get other people's wages!

After sending Guan Yu away, he put down the things at hand and took Zhao Yun and Wang Congge, the two gold medal fighters, Wang Hou rushed out of the camp and embarked on the road of robbing his wife.

Thanks to Wang Hou, after a devastating war, Xiapi City is full of a ruined scene after the fire, the remnants of blood back to school smoked black, the pavilions and pavilions burned half collapsed, the courtyard wall of the big gate on the street is also a piece of coal smashed and burned, and the civilians who were burned to death and smoked to death died on the side of the road, at this time it has been frozen hard, but the Cao army who was busy sharing the spoils, and the Lu army who was driven out of the city have no one to deal with the aftermath.

Rather be a peace dog, not a troubled world! The scene was vividly inverted.

Qin Yilu's official lieutenant, the house is not small, but at this time it is also messy, the gate was smashed into a hole by the huge coal thrown in by the return cannon, and there are traces of burning on the broken edge, half-hidden there, the original white courtyard wall is also black and white, like a dalmatian. But after arriving at this door, Wang Hou, who was like a bully along the way, was cowardly, and he was a little angry and turned around the door with his hands behind his back.

Zhao Yun's head was dizzy, and then he turned his head uncertainly.

"Lao Zhao, you said that I will go in later, do you first affirm the righteousness, know it with affection, move it with reason, and persuade that Qin Yilu to sacrifice his wife, unwilling to tie up another rope, or come up and take away Na Du Shi directly with a bundle of hemp rope?"

"Why do you say that this Guan Yu is so perverted, he likes other people's wives!"

has robbed people's wives, and they still know that they are emotional and reasonable, besides, Guan Yu is perverted, are you old and unchanging? And Cao Zhijun ropes a small leather whip every day, and this still comes with a rope, fifty steps and a hundred steps of laughter!

Seeing that Wang Hou's face was entangled, and his handsome face twitched heavily for a long time, Zhao Yun said speechlessly: "Since it is ordered by the prime minister, it is the law, and the lord can enter the house and directly mention people!" Kill those who dare to resist! ”

This is really unreasonable, but this is also the biggest truth in the late Han Dynasty, and fists are the truth! As soon as he heard him, Wang Hou's face turned sideways, he pushed away the troops in front of him who were still waiting for his order, and he went up and kicked on the half-hidden gate.

"Jinyi Wei is on an errand! The idler retreats ......, hey, I'll go~"

With a heavy muffled sound, he sat on the ground, covering his broken ankles, and Wang Hou, who grinned with painful teeth, shouted sadly to the stupid parts of the left and right: "What are you still doing in a daze!" Don't smash the door open yet! ”

The IQ of this lord is not saved! Shook his head helplessly, the spear shaft turned upside down, Zhao Yun was also heavily slammed against the half-covered gate of the Qin Mansion, and with a bang, the small tip of the spear tail directly pierced the wooden door into a hole, stuck in the stone crack behind the head, under his eyes, several parts came to his side, exhaled together, only to hear a bang, a thick layer of rockery blocking the door was dug up and fell to the ground, and then pushed the door, the half-fallen door was finally pushed open, and a small garden in the front hall was exposed.

Who would have thought that there were 100 catties of stones hidden behind this broken door, and Wang Hou, who was limping, grinned and entered under the support of Wang Congge, this kung fu, the people of Qinfu in the door were also alarmed, and a trembling old man ran out first, but looking at Wang Hou's "hideous" appearance, he was so frightened that he couldn't speak for a while, fortunately, this stunned kung fu, and a pleasant and full of female voice came out from inside.

"This is Captain Lunan's Qin Mansion, who broke into my mansion?"

The person followed the voice, and in the face of the door of the front hall, which collapsed a little bit, a woman hurriedly walked out with a group of horns. Wang Hou, who just wanted to report his home arrogantly, couldn't help but be stunned.

This woman is not gorgeous, the most ordinary earthy yellow homespun cloth thorn skirt of the Han Dynasty, her hair is simply coiled behind her head, and she does not wear any jewelry, but this woman's face is really bright and beautiful, her skin is white, her eyes are bright, her eyes are bright, her watery apricot eyes are fierce but there is a little panic, her delicate little nose trembles slightly with nervousness, and a small cherry sip asks herself sternly.

And said that it was a wife, Wang Hou thought that she was a mature woman in her thirties and forties, but in fact, this girl was definitely just in her early twenties, and she might not even graduate from college in the future.

This girl's appearance is definitely a standard Internet celebrity face in later generations, and there is no plastic surgery and makeup in the late Han Dynasty, and the pure natural Internet celebrity beauty is even more precious, no wonder Guan Erye never forgot it after he saw it.

However, Wang Hou has also seen a big scene, he has never eaten pork and seen a pig run, and he has seen a lot of various celebrities and Internet celebrities on the Internet, even if she is so beautiful on weekdays, he has seen it, and after just being stunned, he came back to his senses. Through the pain of grinning with his sore ankles, Wang Hou deliberately pulled his face and shouted gloomily.

"This official is Cao Wanghou, a subordinate of the Prime Minister's Mansion, and your husband Qin Yilu is a thief from Lu, a great crime, and this official is ordered by the Prime Minister to raid your Mansion! If you know each other, go with the official obediently, otherwise the official will take you down with an order, and when the time comes, you can blame the official for being ruthless! ”

I thought I would have to meet a lot of resistance! With his shoulders crooked and his head dangling, Wang Hou deliberately pretended to be extremely vicious, and dangled the marijuana rope in his hand, almost putting a dog skin plaster on his temples to show his identity as a bad guy!

Who knew that listening to his words, this Qin Yilu's wife Du Shi was only silent for a moment, and then calmly squatted slightly.

"Can you allow the concubine to take her son Qin Lang?"

This is cheap, and the wife who robbed someone also took a son directly! Anyway, Guan Yu didn't say no, and after Wang Hou, who was stunned by this easy response, reacted, he simply waved his face impatiently: "Go quickly, go quickly!" ”

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It is really a characteristic of this era, if in later generations, the mother who is only in her twenties will see a large group of people coming to rob herself, and she will not be scared stupid, crying, making trouble and hanging herself, but this Du Shi's face is extremely calm, and he went back to his boudoir quietly to take a small burden, and then hugged a little boy who was only four or five years old, and followed Wang Hou's song out of the house silently.

Even if Wang Hou was in time, Qin Yilu was not in the mansion at this time, and the envoy Yuan Shu was detained, and he reserved his opinion on Wang Hou's expropriation of his wife, but the Qin Mansion housekeeper in the back wanted to chase after him, but he just looked at Wang Hou, a guy with hundreds of personal soldiers, after all, he didn't dare, and he stopped talking a few times, and in the end he could only watch Wang Houjun evacuate, and asked someone to block the door.

Along the way, Du Shi didn't ask to take him there, nor did he ask about his own arrangements, holding the child silently as if it was none of his business, indifferent and even Wang Hou himself felt weird, several times I looked back and wanted to say something to her, but I didn't know how to say, I can't say that I will help you find a new husband, you can eat and drink spicy with him at ease, right? It was so grotesque to return to the rear army barracks stationed near the White Gate Tower.

casually found a tent to settle the Du family, Wang Hou, who had done something immoral, was uneasy, and quickly sent someone to inform Guan Yu to let him take the person away.

However, the incident is so much changed, this head sent Wang Congge to deliver the letter, and Xu Chu actually came to the door, listening to Zhao Yun's report, Wang Hou limped and hurriedly greeted him.

"I've seen General Xu, General Xu came to the door, but I don't know what the prime minister commanded?"

The last time Xu Chu and Zhao Yun competed, he was knocked off the horse by a spear in chess, but Zhao Yun sold Wang Hou before leaving, and told Xu Chu that he could win not because of how much higher his martial arts were, but because of the work of the Wang saddle.

Good guy, in this era, it is really cheeky to be able to mix with the masters, Xu Chu, who got the news, was stunned in the name of comforting his injured soul, and successively extorted more than 100 Takahashi saddles with double stirrups, even with iron belts, and almost knocked Wang Hou bankrupt.

But because of this, the two formed a personal relationship, and when they saw Wang Hou, Xu Chu, who was known as a tiger idiot, was also very polite, and did not have a domineering message, but jumped off the horse outside the tent, and pulled Wang Hou to the side of the tent closely, and then lowered his voice and asked in a low voice.

"Tuqiu, you just listened to Liu Bei's subordinate Guan Yu and brought Qin Yilu's wife back?"

"Oh! But there is such a thing, I have already sent someone to inform Guan Yu to receive someone, and I will definitely let him know that it is the kindness of the prime minister......"

Help the prime minister flirt with the man, this merit can be fought for! Full of excitement, this Wang Hou was halfway through his performance, but he couldn't prevent Xu Chu's next sentence but he almost didn't vomit blood.

"The prime minister ordered you to bring Du Shi to the prime minister quickly, and the prime minister should see it in person!"

"Ah???h

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Full of sorrow, Wang Hou pulled an old face like a bitter gourd, and invited Du Shi, who was calm to indifferent with cubs, out of the tent, and gave up his carriage for her to sit on, and then pulled them to the city.

This year is the fist hard to say, Cao Cao wiped out the society of his brother Lu's people, but also occupied his nest, directly Xuzhou Mufu as his temporary station, when Wang Hou came in, Cao Zongzheng was in the backyard waving the sword of the sky, a chicken killing sword made the fire perfect, his swordsmanship Wang Hou did not taste it for a while, but the flowers and trees in Lu Bu's garden crackled and dropped a lot of branches, I feel that this kitchen does not have to go out to pick up firewood.

"Prime Minister, Wang Lingguan has brought Du Ji here!"

At the gate of the garden, Xu Chu clenched his fists, and the urn shouted angrily, at this time, Mr. Cao didn't like swords anymore, and he suddenly stuck the Yitian on the ground, and hurried over with his sleeves.

Then Cao Cao showed Wang Hou how simple love was at the end of the Han Dynasty!

"The lower official greets the prime minister!"

This Wang Hou habitually clenched his fists, but this time Mr. Cao didn't pay attention to him at all, his eyes fell on Du Shi who came with him, and after watching her put down Qin Lang Yingying and bow, he circled around her three times, and then the number one wife in the Three Kingdoms directly flicked her sleeves.

"Ben Xiang accepts you as a concubine, Ruzi is my adopted son, Cao Cheng, take Mrs. Du to the back house, arrange a room for her, Ben Xiang will spend the night here with her tonight!"

Then Wang Hou was dumbfounded, this Du Shi was also like if he was not going to sleep tonight, he squatted with the corner of his skirt very indifferently, and then took Qin Lang's little hand, followed the housekeeper of Cao Mansion, and went to the backyard.

Seeing that Cao Cao, who was satisfied, ignored him again, he walked with a penguin step like picking up the gold ingots, and walked towards the Heavenly Sword with a peach blossom coquettish face, Wang Hou rushed behind him and hugged his fist heavily.

"Prime Minister! Didn't you promise to give this Du clan to Liu Bei's general Guan Yu? The lower official has already notified Guan Yu to come to receive the person, how do you let the lower official explain to General Guan? ”

Listening to Wang Hou's anxious shouting, Mr. Cao, who had always treated him as air, finally turned around, however, he showed a completely different side from history, not at all like the appearance of "loving" Guan Gong and "loving" to death and life in Romance, full of indifference, Cao Cao is contemptuous flick of his sleeves.

"The general of the poor army, who has not built an inch, is also worthy of asking for this and that! Ignore him! ”

"Forehead ......"

He was revered as a despicable saint by later generations, but no matter how saint he was, he was also a human being! Cao Cao will also get carried away and have weaknesses! Just like the battle of Wancheng, it had already been won, but because of the temporary color of Zhang Xiu's aunt Fan, it was overturned, not to mention, he also folded his eldest son Cao Ang, nephew Cao Anmin, fierce general Dian Wei, and thousands of troops, but he broke the old enemy Lu Bu and took Xuzhou, and Cao Cao at this time obviously forgot his form.

I don't play any cheap, my face is pimpy, my steps are frivolous, I almost didn't dance with a little song, Cao Cao left Wang Hou again, and slipped to the back house comfortably, probably preparing for a romantic date tonight.

Watching Cao Cao disappear from sight with a bitter expression in his mouth, Wang Hou finally shook his head helplessly, turned around and walked out.

The villain wife is controlled by the adult wife!

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With a sad face, he walked out of Cao Cao's temporary walk, while Wang Hou was still thinking about how to explain to Guan Yu, but he was really afraid of something, he just limped out of the house, and was just about to turn over and get on the horse, when a big red face came out of the side of the road.

"Guan Mou meets Wang Lingguan!"

As soon as his feet were weak, Wang Hou simply fell off the horse, and his ass smashed on the hard stone road, and his buttocks were almost cracked, and he grinned in pain again.

To say that Guan Yu doesn't know how to be a man, seeing that Wang Hou was helplessly helped up from the ground by Zhao Yun, he didn't even say a word of greeting, so he eagerly brought the bearded old face to him, and hugged his fists very eagerly.

"The commander ordered someone to find Guan to lead the person, it happened that the commander went to the Prime Minister's Mansion on a business trip, Guan Moute has been waiting here for a long time, please lead the way!"

"Forehead ......"

Seeing the eagerness on Guan Yu's face, and even his eyes lit up, Wang Hou was forced again.

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"Is it right here?"

was led to the prisoner of war camp by Wang Hou, looking at the tent in front of him, while speaking, Guan Yu had already opened the tent curtain impatiently, but looking inside, Guan Yu couldn't help but stay.

There is indeed a woman in it, and she is indeed beautiful and moving, and even a little more feminine and charming than Du Shi, but there is only one problem, she is not Du Shi!

Mrs. Ren, the legendary four beauties Diao Chan!

Full of surprise and anger, Guan Yu's eyes were red and he turned his head suddenly, glaring at Wang Hou angrily.

"That, the prime minister is curious about the Du family, as soon as the lower officials brought people back, they were recruited into the mansion, and then they hit it off with the Du family at first sight, so they stayed to catch up with the old days first!"

"That! Mrs. Ren! Lu Bu's concubine! The same fame spreads far and wide, and the prime minister specially gave this woman to the general to compensate the general! ”

Seeing that Guan Yu was still unmoved, still staring at him murderously, Wang Hou could only vomit bitterness.

"General Guan, the lower officials are also helpless! If I want to deceive you, why should I send for you to get them? ”

As a subordinate, Wang Hou's hand is really unqualified, because he attributed the fault to the leader Cao Cao, and did not bear it himself, but the effect is still good, although Guan Yu is arrogant and can't be a man, this IQ is still there, but he still doesn't understand Wang Hou's painstaking work, just snorted coldly and reluctantly hugged his fist, and then brutally pulled Mrs. Ren's sleeve, pulling the first beauty of the Three Kingdoms with a calm expression and even a little contempt, and snorted out of the tent.

Seeing the two of them pull away, Wang Hou couldn't help but spit out turbid air, which can be regarded as solving the two troubles, although they are not solved satisfactorily. Turning his head to look at Zhao Yun, who saw Guan Yu leave, with a look of disdain on his face, Wang Hou snorted weakly.

"Let's go, go home!".

But as soon as he took a step back, the ankle that was twisted by kicking on the stone this time became soft again, and with a whine, Wang Hou came to the bottom of the sea for the third time.

"Oops!!"