Chapter 119 The Most Precious Sheep's Kneecap
Fang Yiai is drunk in the end! Drunk unconscious! Won the recognition of all Tuyuhun generals! This is a sincere man!
Li Kegang wanted to tell the guards to go to the bar room and bring his bereavement back, but suddenly looked at Dongzhu who was sneaking up in the distance, and a bad smile hung on his face! whispered a few words to the guards next to him......
The guards quietly said a few words to Dongzhu, and Dongzhu thought for a while and nodded! The guards smiled and walked into the crowd and brought out the drunken Fang Yiai! Walking towards the caravan camp, Dongzhu followed......
If you want to say what kind of main house there is, what kind of personal guard! This Li Ke is out of tune, and the guards are out of tune either! I don't know what these two people think, but they actually let Dongzhu take care of the drunken Fang Yiai!
After this night, your bereaved love is full of mouths and can't tell clearly! This is a joke in the barracks! But what should I do when I go back to Chang'an? After returning home, the old house is not allowed to smoke the dead house and leave love?
Without the words of the matchmaker of the parents, a fight won back a daughter-in-law? Don't make the old house angry, it's a big measure of the old house!
This lively party can be said to be a joy for both guests and hosts! After the love of the house was poured down, it was gradually coming to an end! The voices faded and the fire faded! Everybody went back to sleep! Only the tent of the bereaved love is lit!
Dongzhu dragged her cheeks and sat in front of the bed of her beloved! Stupidly looking at the love of the house! It's like looking at a treasure! The trance of Dongzhu is like a dream! I didn't expect such a handsome man to choose me, and I was ashamed to die! ……
The next morning, the bereaved love of the house woke up with a hangover! Rubbing his temples: "This group of Tuguhun livestock, this is too shameless!" So many people poured me one! ”
When Fang Yiai opened her eyes: "Oh Mom!?" Who is this? "It turns out that Dongzhu is lying on the edge of his bed and falling asleep! Yesterday, Dongzhu took care of him all night, and he didn't fall asleep on the side of the bed until the early hours of the morning!
I don't know about this love! Fang Yiai was shocked when she saw a woman lying on her bedside! What's the situation?
A shout woke up Dongzhu, and when Dongzhu saw that Fang Yi's love had woken up, she immediately showed a smile: Jili Wow La! Fang Yiai's love is even more blindfolded here: "Who are you?" Who let you in!? ”
Here Dongzhu is even more anxious! Look at the flush of urgency! After talking for a while, I suddenly remembered something, and saw Dongzhu make an unstandard salute, and tried to say two words: "Husband!"
Fang Yiai felt that "click", a thunderbolt on a sunny day, blew himself up and smoked! Why did a woman come out drunk all night and call her husband? Could this be what Cheng Hong often said about hallucinations after drinking fragments?
Thinking of this, he closed his eyes and chanted the words: "Hallucinations, hallucinations, all hallucinations!" Then open your eyes! The woman is still there! Dongzhu looked curiously at the babbling love in front of her!
In the end, Fang Yiai stretched out her hand and touched Dongzhu's face: "Really? Oh my god! "Running out of the tent! A cigarette went straight to Li Ke's big tent!
When he arrived at Li Ke's big tent, he picked up Li Ke and shook it: "King Shu, King Shu!" Get up! Get up! ”
"What the hell are you doing? Still don't let people sleep? ”
"King Shu, something is wrong!"
When Li Ke heard that the big thing was not good, he suddenly sobered up: "What's wrong?"
"Isn't it? I woke up this morning that what, and then that! At last! Outcome! "This side of the house bereaved love even said a word, but it was not explained!
"What the hell is going on! Speak slowly! Li Ke said in the preface of the house's bereavement!
Fang Yiai calmed down: "I'll get up this morning!" And then there was a woman in my tent! It's not an illusion, and then you still call me husband! How is this haunted in broad daylight? Tuyuhun's shabby place is too evil! Let's go! ”
"Hahahaha!" Li Kele's tears came out here, and he hammered the bed board!
"What are you laughing at! What I'm saying is true! "The second monk of Fang Yiai is confused! I'm telling you the truth here, why are you still laughing!
At this time, the tent curtain was lifted, and the cow saw the tiger come in! Along with Li Ke's personal guard leader! Niu Jianhu looked at the inexplicable Fang Yiai, and the King of Shu who was about to smoke: "What's wrong?"
Here Li Kele said breathlessly: "Just now, hehehe, Fang Yiai, haha, say, say, say......"
Fang Yiai said: "I don't know what's going on! It may be that the King of Shu is evil! Tuyuhun, this shabby place is too evil! ”
Li Ke was even happier when he heard Fang Yiai say this!
Niu Jianhu was also inexplicable: "What are you happy about?" And what's wrong with this place? ”
Fang Yiai scratched his head: "Isn't it! When I got up this morning, there was suddenly a woman in the tent, and she called me husband, I was definitely not hallucinating! Isn't this haunted in broad daylight? This place is too wicked! ”
"Hahahaha!" Now the laughter has become a duet! The King of Shu and his guards are starting to have fun!
Finally, Li Ke stopped laughing! Pulling to find the black dog's bloody Fang Yiai, 1510 told Fang Yiai about yesterday's events! Here, the cow is happy to see the tiger, as if it is something!
His daughter-in-law was actually haunted in broad daylight! How big is your brain? Fang Yiai stood stunned and shouted angrily: "King Shu! You're pit me! ”
Fang Yiai found a translator and returned to the tent, ready to communicate with Dongzhu! This is a misunderstanding! I didn't want to marry you!
The translator here looked at Fang Yiai with the same eyes as a scumbag: "In Tuyuhun, you took her lamb kneecap and then didn't marry her, she could only die!" You might as well give her a knife! You kill her, at least you can collect her body! Her soul can also return to the Holy Mountain! ”
Fang Yiai spun around: "Hey! Is there no way? Can't I give her more money? The translator shook his head: "No matter how much money you give, it's in vain!" Marry or kill! You can do it! ”
Fang Yiai rushed to the gloating Li Ke and Li Ke's personal guards! The cold unexpectedly pressed the two of them to the ground for a while! "I am a brother to you, but you cheat me, even if I am beheaded today, I will take revenge!"
At this time, Dongzhu walked out! Look at the love of the house! Fang Yiai looked back and saw Dongzhu, and was stunned for a moment! Hurriedly let go of Li Ke and Li Ke's personal guard leader!
Fang Yiai scratched her head stupidly: "That! What, I'm going to Tubo and then go back to Chang'an! Can you come with me? "After that, look at the translation! The translator hurriedly flipped it over!
After listening to Dongzhu here: "I am Han!" I, Aye, am a veteran of the Sui Dynasty! Chang'an is my home! I still have a Han name! My name is Chen Dongzhu! Dongzhu pronounced his name word by word!
At this time, Fang Yiai carefully looked at the girl in front of him! Although it was dirty, after a closer look, I found that this girl was more delicate than the girl on the prairie!
"Is there anyone else in your family?"
"It's gone, it's gone! Ah Niang died when she gave birth to me! Aya froze to death when she was herding sheep for the lord's house in the winter! The Lord gave a sheep, and that is the one! Saying that, Chen Dongzhu pointed to the lamb kneecap that he put on Fang Yi's hand yesterday!
At this time, Li Ke was also unhappy, Fang Yiai raised his right hand and touched the smooth lamb knee cap, feeling that these two bones were so heavy! A living human life is worth a sheep! What a heavy dowry!
Everyone can't think of what mood Chen Dongzhu was in to eat this sheep that his father exchanged for his life! But Fang Yiai understands that these two bones are more expensive than all the bones of the entire Tuyuhun combined!
Fang Yiai made up his mind: What about love! It's a big deal to go back to Chang'an and be beaten, it's not that I haven't been beaten!
Fang Yiai walked up to Li Ke and stretched out his hand: "Take it!"
"What?"
"If I take a concubine, won't you give it to your followers? Do you want to face? ”
"I'm a matchmaker!"
"Huh! That's my own win! What does it have to do with you! Hurry up and pay for it! Let's get this done! Or I'm not done with you! ”
In the end, Fang Yiai forcibly pulled off the jade pendant on Li Ke's waist and turned over all the gold coins on his body! Gone as if you had won!
Put the things in your hand into Dongzhu's hands: "Take it!" It's their money! You keep it! Dong Zhu happily hugged the gold coin and jade pendant and left with Fang Yiai......