Chapter 109: The Emperor Likes This Brain Hole
"Sit back and wait for the mighty to explain, what does the latest chapter say?"
"You haven't even seen it, fool, what's the excitement of beating?"
"You're a fool, grandpa will have to explain it if he sees it."
"In general, the situation is torn up in the current neologism. Wang Yan and Sima Guang, everyone in the literary world, got up. In the novel, Wang Yan very cleverly choked Sima Guang black. ”
"This is not very good, Sima Guangnai is one of the Wenzong, and he is very fond of him in literature."
"Not necessarily, the weird thing about Wang Yan is that what he writes is too beautiful and joyful. So now people don't need to care about whether Sima Guang is really a bad guy, in short, everyone loves to watch this novel as soon as it comes out, and the brainless crowd is always the majority, so although they read the novel, they will subconsciously keep 'Sima Guang is a bad guy' in their minds, which is nothing unusual, this is called preconceived. ”
"It makes sense, just like when Sima Guang wrote an article to smear Wang Yan, unless it was someone who had received Wang Yan's benefits in Shuzhou, the momentum was almost one-sided, and everyone didn't care about the truth, so they began to shout to bring down the Demon King family."
"This is where Wang Yan is obscene, playing with mutual harm. When he was smeared by Sima Guang, Wang Yan did not defend himself, but also directly began to discredit Sima Guang. With this virtue, the big-headed people will easily believe in Sima Guang, and of course they will also have no brains to believe in the evil of 'Iron Headed Light'. ”
"Makes sense, anyway, this time it's dog-eat-dog, isn't it?"
"It's dog eat dog, indeed."
"So who is the most powerful?"
"Wang Yan, of course. Sima Guang's article is very boring, except for a few wasp stinging literati who can read it, not many people care. But Wang Yan is amazing, the novel became popular as soon as it came out, and the number of people waiting for the update is uncountable, and the number of readers is a hundred times that of Sima Guang. It is estimated that Sima will be hacked this time. ”
As a result, people from all walks of life began to watch this spectacle, and the heated discussion was too great.
The military reports of the Great Song Dynasty spread slowly, but the gossip spread quickly. So the story of "Iron Head Light and Sima Cylinder" soon spread to the capital.
Zhao Zhen is a rather obscene information controller, or the Imperial City Division, a spy agency in the entire Northern Song Dynasty, should be under the rule of Zhao Guangyi and Zhao Zhen at its most efficient.
Zhao Guangyi likes to maintain stability. And Zhao Zhen claims to be more resourceful and less decisive, which is a pure "message control". He asked the agents to collect the information, but they basically didn't do anything, they just wanted to collect it.
This time, when the old eunuch put the news about Wang Yan and Sima Guang on Zhao Zhen's table sorted out by the Imperial City Division, Zhao Zhen was depressed.
After hesitating for a long time, Zhao Zhen didn't have a clear statement about this incident, but just muttered: "Both of them are characters who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, two donkeys." ”
After reading the newspaper again, Zhao Zhen said again: "But speaking of which, the child's virtue is understandable, but that Sima Guang is not a small problem." I have long said that each of them is more like a child than the other. ”
The more the emperor thought about this kind of egg pain, the more uneasy he became. I'm really a little helpless about that Sima Guang.
That's how the so-called trend and subconscious came about.
Earlier, because of Sima Guang's many outrages, the emperor was dissatisfied with him. In addition, Zhang Fangping was annoyed by Sima Guang's uncooperative attitude in the Lingnan strategy earlier, so he found an opportunity to speak ill of Sima Guang, so there was a trend of "Sima Guang can't mix" here in the emperor.
There is this trend, so there is no need to theorize now that what they said makes sense, even if Zhao Zhen wants to level it with a bowl of water, he has already subconsciously favored Wang Yan.
"I don't know the sky is high and the earth is thick, Sima Guang has been an official for a long time, why are they still so stupid." Zhao Zhen hated that iron could not be made of steel, and after thinking about it, he said curiously: "By the way, what did the child's words say in this story." ”
The old eunuch was embarrassed and said, "Your Majesty is wise, you have already said it just now. Wang Yan's point of view is similar to yours, he is more brainless in implying that Sima Guang is a fool who doesn't know the height of the sky. ”
Zhao Zhen became interested when he heard it, and said with a smile: "Since what I see is slightly the same, I have to read it when I submit it." ”
"You're afraid...... I won't like to read this kind of brainless text. The old eunuch said worriedly.
The more he said this, the more Zhao Zhen wanted to see it, and said: "Not necessarily, what he wrote last time was quite interesting." ”
All right.
The old eunuch pulled out a low-quality pirated novel published by a small workshop in Tokyo.
Zhao Zhen took a look at it, and squirted out a sip of tea. But it's also really new.
The child's brain is very big, and the pig's feet in this article are a big stupid cylinder that can talk but can't move, called Sima Jar.
The female pig's knuckle is a plant called a "potato". This plant is very eerie, with its body buried in the soil and chrysanthemums facing upwards to absorb sunlight. Sister Potato lives in the basement next to Sima Tank.
The two guys are neighbors, but they can't meet each other, but they communicate through a thousand-mile voice transmission skill called "telephone".
Sister Potato called Sima Jar and said, "I'm hungry and need water." Then Sima had a lot of water in the tank, and he also sympathized with her, and as soon as he cried, water splashed out of the ground, and Sister Potato had water. The two guys have been good friends ever since.
One day an evil gopher passed by, and this gopher was called Ironhead Light.
Tie Touguang uprooted Sister Potato, and then crashed into it, breaking Sister Potato's thirty-year cultivation.
As for why the iron head did this, he didn't say. In short, in terms of setting, the iron head is a "fool who doesn't know the height of the sky", because it has an iron head, so it sees things like crashing into them.
In view of the fact that at the beginning of the game, the sincere and brainless relationship between Sima Gang and Sister Tudou was very moving, so Zhao Zhen was tricked, and he hated this iron head light for no reason.
The next plot is that the potatoes are exhausted and turned into a trace of the primordial god and hides in the vat to seek protection, so that the primordial god will not be destroyed.
Tietouguang was not convinced, and hit the cylinder again, but his eyes were full of gold stars. However, cracks also appeared in the cylinder.
Enter the infinite upgrade of the little white mode, the story of the spear and shield unfolds. The two sides began to practice their magical powers hard, and each other tried to break each other.
The current chapter has been updated to: Iron Head Light has unlocked the Invasion Like Fire Proud Skill, and Sima Gang has also comprehended the passive skill of Immobility Like a Mountain after a lot of hard work.
"Aggression is like fire, iron head light, can you break the mountain Sima jar, so as to snatch the potato sister Yuanshen, please listen to the next decomposition." This is the closing word of the latest chapter.
After reading it, Zhao Zhen looked strange, and the old eunuch looked very worried.
After a while, Zhao Zhen covered his stomach and laughed.
So the old eunuch was relieved, and the emperor was happy with him, and there was no reason.
After a long time, Zhao Zhen said with a strange expression: "This story has a big brain, and it is simple and fascinating, suitable for brainless reading." It's also a kind of fun, which makes people relax, no wonder it's so hot. ”
The old eunuch said unconsciously: "The old servant also saw it, but the old servant still hasn't understood, why is the iron head so hateful, and wants to snatch the original god of Sister Potato?" ”
Zhao Zhen shook his head and smiled: "I didn't understand either. In short, this is the child's setting and logic, and it is said that there is no need to be serious, just read without a brain. This is also very similar to his king's words, which is intended to point out: don't think too much, just pull up your sleeves and do it. ”
Zhao Zhen is a person who can correct himself, and sighed again and muttered: "I am a person who likes to think more." Don't let the Imperial City Division collect so much information in the future, there are some things that you know but can't deal with them, trying to increase your troubles. ”
The old eunuch didn't say anything.
When Zhao Zhen got up to leave, he stopped and thought about it: "Give an order to the child: update it quickly." ”
The old eunuch was stunned and said, "Does Your Majesty really like to see these things?" ”
Zhao Zhen said: "General." I'm tired of watching all kinds of things, so it's not bad to look at this. In fact, if I had a prince, I would have read this story to my children. He walked away.
The old eunuch empathizes, the emperor's sons have died, and now he is an heir of the prince of the clan who continues to be under the emperor's household, but his health is not very good, his personality is slightly cowardly, and he is also an adult, so he has no chance to read Xiaobaiwen to him.
So the old eunuch felt that there was nothing wrong with it, and the emperor's knots were destined to favor some clever and interesting little children......