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At three o'clock in the sun, Li Mu was willing to get up. Li Mu was drunk last night and fell asleep when he got home. I woke up in the middle of the night and tossed with Bai Qiaoqiao until dawn. The day was also bright, and he was tired, so he hugged Bai Qiaoqiao and fell asleep.

Bai Qiaoqiao was worried that if he accompanied Li Mu so much every day and got up so late, he would be chewed behind the back of the people in the house. When Li Mu fell asleep, he quietly moved his arm away and got up. Worried that Li Mu would not sleep well, he stuffed Li Zhien, who had watched the play all night, into his arms. Li Zhien is not afraid of who chews the root of her tongue and who wants to talk about her, but she feels happy. Isn't this what a concubine does? Being able to serve the master's pleasure is more important than anything else.

So Li Zhien lay in Li Mu's arms and slept with him in a daze. It wasn't until it was almost lunch that he was woken up by Bai Qiaoqiao, and got up after getting dressed under Li Zhien's service.

After washing, Xiaozhu brought lunch, Li Mu took the newspaper from Bai Qiaoqiao's hand, weighed it in his hand, and raised his eyebrows.

Today's newspaper is a bit heavy.

Li Mu opened the newspaper and flipped through it, today's newspaper has three pieces of paper and two pieces of paper, all of which are masterpieces of the imperial historians. There are a total of eight articles published, and the content is similar. It is said that he was deceived by Lu Zhilin, falsely accused Zhulu Hou, and regretted it. In the past few days, I have been thinking hard at home, and finally woke up to the fact that everything that the Hou of Zhulu did was for the people of the world......

"Wallgrass!"

Li Mu read a few articles, the content was almost the same, and he couldn't help but feel bored, threw the newspaper aside, picked up the chopsticks and started eating.

Bai Qiaoqiao has no habit of reading newspapers, and she is not curious. Li Zhien was curious, picked up the newspaper and looked at it, covering his mouth and smiling. Li Mu glanced at her and said, "What are you laughing at?" Isn't it funny? ”

"Of course it's funny." Li Zhien put down the newspaper and said, "Master, if I remember correctly, there are more than ten imperial histories that day with Lu Zhilin who falsely accused you, and there are only eight articles here, that is, there are still people who haven't written." ”

Li Mu stuffed a piece of sauced beef into his mouth, and the bid reached fifty yuan, and he could always buy some cattle that fell to death inexplicably, which was really very strange.

"Is it normal for someone not to write? There are many dead eyes. Funny? ”

"Oh, master, you didn't understand what I meant." Li Zhien smiled and said, "Some people wrote it, some people didn't write it, do you guess it will be a fight?" ”

"Huh?" Li Mu thought for a while, nodded, and said, "There must be a fight, oops!" It's a mistake to not make up for such a big excitement! It's good to wake up early, it's late, and now I can't look at it! ”

"It's not too late." Li Zhien blinked and said, "Isn't there one more thing you haven't done?" ”

"What's the matter?" Li Mu was stunned for a moment, suddenly realized what was the matter, and glared at Li Zhien angrily: "What about eating, thinking about such a disgusting thing!" Even if I'm going to splash ...... Well, I won't do it myself! The little girl's family, don't think about these useless things, eat! ”

"Oh......" Li Zhien puffed out his mouth, looked at Bai Qiaoqiao aggrievedly, Bai Qiaoqiao sandwiched a piece of sauce beef for her, and said, "Eat quickly, we have to go to the store later." ”

After lunch, Bai Qiaoqiao took Li Zhien to Jingdong Ji. Li Mu called Li Chongyi and Dugu Jiu to also get into the carriage, just about to go out, suddenly smelled a foul smell, only to see two night incense cars parked at the door of the fang, the wind happened to be blowing in this direction, Li Mu and others were in the downwind outlet, and the smell kept wafting over.

Li Mu was furious, his grandmother's, Lao Tzu hasn't done it yet, you have to do it first, what do you mean? Get two dung trucks to block my door, want to splash Lao Tzu?

"Big man, do you know how to do it?"

"Hmm!" Li Chongyi answered, jumped off the wheel, and rushed straight over with a giant axe. As soon as he arrived, he was about to go on a killing spree, when a person flashed out from behind each of the two night fragrance cars. Li Mu fixed his eyes and saw that one was fat and one was thin, one tall and one short, it was the eldest Sun Chong and Wang Pu.

Both of them blocked their noses with paper balls, and when they saw Li Mu, they hurriedly ran over.

Wang Pu was more agile than the eldest grandson, ran a little faster, and came to Li Mu first, and said, "Master Hou, wait for a long time, let's go?" ”

"Master, Master!" The eldest grandson rushed to run a few steps, he was already wheezing, and the paper ball blocked on his nose also fell off, these gasps, the stench was sucked into his stomach, his stomach kept churning, he couldn't speak, he retched for a while while holding the wheel, and then he barely eased up, and said: "Master, apprentice, apprentice is also ready, a car, full!" ”

Li Mu asked knowingly, and said, "What do you mean by this, I will avenge myself, what are you making a fuss about." I don't want people to think I'm bullying. ”

"No, no!" Wang Pu hurriedly said: "We are all spontaneous and voluntary, and we will take responsibility for anything that happens, and we have nothing to do with Hou Ye." ”

"Really?"

The eldest grandson nodded violently: "Yes, yes, Master, this is what an apprentice should do!" ”

"Oh." Li Mu nodded and said, "Okay, I can't let your intentions go to waste, right...... But what about the two of you, the others? ”

The eldest grandson said: "The Dugu valve master entrusted the white market order of Jingdong to help collect the night incense, and Yu Chihuan also got a car, and now it is parked on the road that must be passed under the Yushi Terrace, just wait for the master to give an order, and pour them on the road first." The other shareholders, although no one arrived, but they all paid money, and no one watched, here is the list. ”

Changsun Chong said, handed a list to Li Mu, Li Mu picked it up and glanced at it, basically all the shareholders of Datang Salt Industry paid for the night incense, and the car in front of him was just a look, and there were seven or eight cars in total.

"It's the same on my side." Wang Pu also handed over a list, which was made up by Datang Mining.

Li Mu looked at the two lists and sighed: "How can I, Li Mu, be so loved?" Alas......"

The eldest grandson hurriedly slapped a sycophant: "Master has worked hard and made great achievements, everyone sees it, and the apprentice thinks that it is all deserved, and the master does not have to be too humble." ”

"Yes, Master Hou, the big guy is voluntary, why should you be polite."

"Well, since you all say so. I'll thank you for your kindness. I hope they can get a good night's sleep after bathing in the fragrant soup. Li Mu laughed, waved his hand forward, and said: "Xiao Jiu, go to Jingdong to notify the assembly, take the list, except for the repentant people in today's Datang Daily, they have all poured them into Lao Tzu, don't let any of them go, remember, woe to your wife and children, look at it, we are not unreasonable people!" Let's go! ”

Wang Pu was excited, he was a gentleman, he thought that he could play with the things that he could play, he had already played, but he didn't expect Li Mu to open a new door for him, it turned out that he could still play like this, fill the Yushi with dung, and eat in the Yushi, it was so interesting, even if it was not for the interests of the family, he also wanted to participate, and shouted excitedly: "Let's go!" Pour one first! ”

Although Changsun Chong felt insulting Sven in his heart, now that he had apprenticed, he couldn't turn back. As Li Mu's apprentice, he can't get rid of it, anyway, he was poked in the back, so it's better to have fun first! After figuring this out, there is no obstacle in my heart. In his cart of night incense, there are also two bubbles he pulled last night, which really stinks.

The group of people went straight to a certain stubborn imperial historian. Many of the people on the road read the newspapers a few days ago, and knew what was going on, and some even went to register to sell night incense.

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Tai Chi Palace.

Li Shimin was holding a cloth bag in his hand, and the cloth bag was filled with ice, and he was applying a cheek raiser. I don't know what's wrong today, when I get up in the morning, my teeth start to hurt, and my left cheek is swollen high. Asked Sun Simiao to come and see, Sun Simiao only said that it was caused by the depression of the heart, and there was no good way, so in desperation, Li Shimin had to use ice to relieve it.

Li Shimin grinned and said angrily: "Gao Gan, is there any news?" What are you eating, is it so difficult to find out some news? ”

"There you have it, Your Majesty, there is news!" Gao Gonggong took a note from the hand of a little eunuch, glanced at it a few times while running, ran to Li Shimin and presented it with both hands, Li Shimin took it back, and said, "Don't you see my toothache?" You read! ”

"Eh, the old slave will read it to you." Gao Gonggong said: "The news from the bad people outside the palace, Zhulu Hou took people and poured ten carriages of the imperial history with night incense, and the rest were also thrown into the mansion of these imperial historians through the wall. Now Zhuluhou is handing out money at the gate of Jingdongji, and the people are lining up in a long line, and they are all happy......"

"Oops......" Li Shimin's teeth hurt even more, he took a breath of cold air, and said, "My heart fire, it's all from here!" Li Mu, Li Mu, I'm just going to be angry! When I was having lunch, I was still thinking, Li Mu, this kid didn't move all morning, maybe he was sensible? Want to open it? Unexpectedly, he did it anyway! Ridiculous! Ridiculous! If this is a history for future generations, how should it be recorded! Zhenguan Dynasty came out with a ridiculous marquis and poured dung on the street. I don't care about this, I turn a blind eye? ”

"Shhh...... This is to be a faint king! Darn!! ”

What else can Gao Gonggong say, he said carefully: "Your Majesty, the old slave feels that Zhuluhou has not moved all morning, and he must have gone through a struggle......

"Fart!" Li Shimin scolded angrily, pulling the nerves of the gums, and it hurt again, covering his face. It took a long time to regain his strength and said, "You don't need to say good things for him, I'm not a fool!" He just drank too much yesterday and didn't wake up...... Oops, my teeth hurt to death! ”

"Your Majesty is angry, the old slave will go and get some ice."

Li Shimin waved his hand, and Grandpa Gao hurriedly slipped out. After being scolded by Li Yuan yesterday, Li Shimin was not angry when he returned to the palace. Gao Gonggong waited beside him, cautiously, walking on thin ice, for fear that any wrong sentence would cause a fire. Unexpectedly, Li Shimin had a toothache himself, but he still didn't hide from it.

Carefully brought the door to the door, Gao Gonggong turned around and looked at the little eunuch who had just delivered the letter at the door, the little eunuch had a smile on his face, it stands to reason that he sent the note over in time, and he should be rewarded.

"What are you looking at?"

The little eunuch was stunned.

"What are you looking at? What are you waiting for? Waiting for a reward? The news was delivered so late, and there is still face to be rewarded? The miscellaneous family can't wait to slap you to death! ”

The little eunuch suddenly cried in fright, knelt at the feet of Gao Gonggong and kept kowtowing: "The old ancestor is angry, the old ancestor is ......"

"Get out!"

The little eunuch ran away with a roll, and Grandpa Gao took a deep breath and felt a lot more comfortable.

"Your Majesty scolds me, I will scold you! Something without eggs......" Gao Gonggong scolded, looked down at his crotch, pursed his lips, snorted, and went to find ice.

Jingdong set, on the street, opened more than 30 flowing water seats. Although the weather is cold, it can't stop the enthusiasm of the people.

Today's 'grand event', one person counts as one, and they can bring their families to eat, eat openly, and take it away if they can't finish eating.

Li Mu held a roast leg of lamb in his hand and ate it slowly and methodically, full of emotion. He pointed to the table in front of him, who had just finished eating and was 'packing' the people he wanted to take away, and said to Wang Pu and Changsun next to him: "Look at how simple the people of my Tang Dynasty are, I give them money, but they don't want it all, as long as they are satisfied with one meal." It's really simple and touching. ”

Eldest Sun Chong pouted when he heard this, where did he come from with simplicity and where did he get moved? Master, your old man's idea is really chic!

That's right, this flowing water mat was made with the money left over from the money to buy night incense. But this is not the case, Li Mu's original intention was to use 10,000 guan to buy night incense, no matter how much, this 10,000 guan will be divided. But the people who sell night incense are really embarrassed to ask for ten yuan for a bucket of dung, and they give too much, they don't dare to ask for it in their hearts, don't they want it?

The people refused to ask for it, Li Mu still had to give, and he was deadlocked, so he had to retreat and beg for a second time, and opened this flowing water seat. Thirty sheep alone were killed. It's all cooked, pot by pot. The few people in front of them, who were packing leftovers, they just walked away with the basin, where did they come from?

Changsun Chong and Wang Pu were silent, not because they didn't cheer, but they really didn't know what to say.

Li Mu ignored the two of them and continued to sigh: "You two, one is my apprentice, and the other is my brother......"

Wang Pu smiled and said: "No brother, it's a cow and a horse, and I am Hou Ye's little cow and horse." ”

Li Mu frowned and said, "It's not good to say that, right?" It's a bit insulting. ”

"How can it, didn't Master Hou say it? For the children of the people, the cattle of His Majesty. I can't compare with Hou Ye, I can't be the people's son of the cow, His Majesty's thousand miles of horses, so I have to retreat and beg for the second, to be Hou Ye's cattle and horses, let Hou Ye drive, willingly, how can I insult it? ”

"Clever!" Li Mu praised and said, "Brother Wang, I knew that the two of us fell in love, take a look, and think of going together!" I'm so happy today, I'm not a hidden person, I want to share with you the experience of doing things, do you want to hear it? ”