Chapter 12: The Murder on the Victoria (3)
The third mate on the cruise ship came over with security guards and middle-aged Japanese under the complaint of the Japanese.
"Sir! You can't shoot on a cruise ship! For everyone's safety, please hand over the matching gun, let us keep it for the time being, and return it to you when we arrive at the port! ”
"Alright! I have no opinion! But can you guarantee that the knives of the Japanese are not a threat to me? You see! Mr. Third Mate! If you take my self-defense pistol, then the Japanese knives will pose a mortal threat to me, can you guarantee that I will not be harmed? I paused, then flickered at the foreigner.
"Look! Mr. Third Officer, you can't guarantee that I won't be harmed by the Japanese. Then in this case, you have to take away my self-defense tools! So! ~~~~~Can I consider you to be an accomplice??? ”
"Oh! Oh, God! How can we be accomplices?! ”
"Why not? Mr. Third Mate! ~~~”
Because of this act of unilaterally confiscating the weapons of one party, he has lost his fair position as a third party to solve the problem. So, give you a reason why you're not an accomplice of your favoritism?
Whoever doubts, who adduces. I suspect that you are accomplices, so I will prove that your unilateral measures against me are evidence. The logic is clear, the evidence is conclusive! So you are against? Please give proof! ~~~ Hehehe! The foreigner was dizzy by my logical thinking in the court drama of later generations.
The third mate felt that something was wrong! But I can't tell what's wrong. Reluctantly:
"No, sir! I'm talking about the danger that your gunwear can pose to other guests! ”
“NO!~NO!~NO! Mr. Third Mate! We're talking about the mortal threat to my life if you confiscate my tools of self-defense! ”
I repeatedly emphasize that mine is a tool of self-defense, and I am funny! ~~~ The soap operas of later generations are not useless, no, I will use them! Hehehe!
Looking at the angry Japanese and foreigners who didn't know what to say, my mood became happy.
But I don't want to dwell on it anymore. While people are not paying attention, quickly stuff three pairs of small yellow croakers and make an "OK" gesture. The third mate immediately nodded slightly in understanding.
In his opinion, there are no dead people anyway, and the fight between Asians is none of his business! Now that I have a windfall, I have turned a blind eye. And in my opinion, what can be solved with money, then it can be solved with money.
So the two hit it off, I cut the trouble and he got the benefits. It doesn't get any more fitting than that. Then the third mate of the foreigner walked off the deck in a perfunctory manner with the Japanese entanglement.
Before leaving, I saw the cruelty in the eyes of the Japanese.
I thought to myself, it seems that this Japanese man has made a mortal enmity with me. Such people cannot stay. Although I can't see much of a threat now, after the Sino-Japanese war started, this kind of person is definitely a die-hard **** brain-dead, and the damage they cause is sometimes more terrible than the army. I said that I would have to work hard in the evening, so I made up my mind.
What a sun dog! A good trip spoils the mood with only a bed bug. At this point, I was in no mood to chat with Zhang Mazi anymore, so I made an appointment with Zhang Mazi to meet in the restaurant, and went back to the cabin alone.
"Second master! You okay? The third aunt, who had changed into a pair of silk underwear, stepped on the carpet with a pair of white and tender feet, stood in front of me prettyly, and asked me with concern.
"What can it be? Ay? ~~~ Didn't you come back and ask someone to prepare lunch? How did you change your clothes? ”
Seeing the third aunt in a smooth silk home wear, and it was the kind without underwear, I was fascinated for a while. I now feel that silk is so suitable for women's pajamas, really! Especially the kind that is worn in vacuum! How do you say an advertising line? Isn't ~~~~~~ TV constantly asking, "Is it really that silky?" Today I will answer: "It's really good, it's just that he's so silky!" (Old editor!) The previous sentence is plagiarized. )
Seeing the bumpy mature woman, she failed to hide the fatal temptation because of the silk clothes on her body, but because of the special texture of the silk close to the body and smooth, some bulges were highlighted, but it made it a multiplied blessing like a chemical reaction! (Sullen man!) This paragraph has to be written, and this has been cut down by a few hundred words! Old editor? You didn't see it! Profound!!! )。。。 He's dead! He's dead! I'm going to die! I, a hundred-year-old ghost, also got up for a while.
Hurry up and stop your trance. I staggered my eyes under the pretense of changing the magazine.
"People don't want to go out to eat! Wu Ma Gang also came to say, Mr. Yu and Aunt Liu, a few of them were still dizzy, and they didn't go to dinner, so I asked Er Ya (the third aunt's maid) to bring me the dim sum I bought in Tianjin! "The third aunt leaned too lazily beside me.
"Alright! If you don't go, don't go! Didn't I let Xiao Dezi buy Rendan in Tianjin! You find out and give them points, and it works for motion sickness and seasickness. After giving instructions about taking the medicine, he asked with concern:
"Are your feet alright?"
"What else do you say? What shoes did you buy? People's feet are all red~~~ This foreigner's shoes are really not lined with feet. ”
Hehe~~~ I'll hehehe, then let you take it off and you won't take it off, it's so beautiful that you don't want it! O woman! complains on the lips, but in fact, the heart is so beautiful that it is bubbling! ~~~
At noon, the Victoria Deck Restaurant.
Since I arrived late, the restaurant was almost full.
Most of them are Westerners, and there are also some suits and leather shoes scattered around, and you can see that Asians with good family backgrounds can be seen at a glance. Among them was a group of Japanese who were glaring at me.
When I saw the angry Japanese, I thought, "Let's let you be arrogant for a while!" I'll clean up your garbage at night.
Thinking of this, he calmed down, smiled and politely raised the top hat on his head to the group of Japanese. Then he raised his little finger and slowly flipped it down and hooked it. Many Westerners laughed quietly.
(It seems that everyone understands this insulting gesture!) And the Japanese nation has a characteristic, that is, they are most afraid of others saying that they are "small"! )
Really! A "Yaga!" "Ringing. The Japanese put down the utensils and got up.
"Shhhh ~~~" I touched my lip with my index finger vertically, and then shook my index finger lightly to signal silence!
I think it's almost funny, and if I tease it again, I'll be really annoyed and angry! So, he politely took off his top hat, grabbed the top of the hat with his right hand and buckled it on his chest, bowed slightly, and turned around and walked towards Zhang Mazi's table. Before leaving, he raised a "big middle finger" at the Japanese!!
I didn't say a word, and ended my hilarious pantomime with the generic "middle finger".
The restaurant was full of people who watched my funny pantomime for free. Some foreigners even laughed. ~~~~ Although there is no narration, I use all the usual gestures and body language, so everyone understands it!
Ignoring the Japanese ronin who stood up in a rage, he just flirted with the unbuttoned suit to expose the holster under his armpit. (You move me and I'll try!) The Japanese ronin really didn't move. (It's too bullying, how can anyone wear a gun after a meal?!) The boss this Chinese is really different from other Chinese, we really can't help it! )
"Little brother is stubborn, come and sit next to Sister Hua, I like you!" When Sister Hua saw me approaching, she pulled me to the empty chair next to her.
"Where's my brother's mother-in-law?" Zhang Mazi also asked with a smile.
"Oh! A little seasick, resting in the cabin! Brother Muzhi, you didn't order food? I explained as I looked at the empty dining table.
"Isn't that waiting for you?"
"You're welcome! Polite! Then I invite you brothers and sisters to this meal! "I clenched my fists and apologized for being late.
"That's fine! We really don't know much about Western food! Wait until the Shanghai brothers invite you back! ”
So I beckoned to the waiter, ordered Western food for seven people, and ordered Western-style cakes for everyone in the room, and let the waiters send them to the room, and let a few people taste foreign pastries to satisfy their hunger temporarily.
"Brother has suffered the loss of the Japanese?"
"Why did Big Brother Muzhi say that?" During the meal, Zhang Mazi asked me casually.
"I think you hate the Japanese!"
"No, I'm just not used to seeing them arrogant on our land!"
At this time, there was no war of aggression against China! Hate, you say? Where does your hatred come from? Sino-Japanese War? It was a war between soldiers and soldiers, and if you lost it, you had to admit it, and there was nothing to say. Now I can't say that little Japan kills people like hemp, even the old and weak, women and children! It hasn't happened yet!
"That Japanese guy named Fujii is not easy to mess with! I learned from the Chinese businessmen who were with him that he had a background in the Japanese military. Be careful! ”
"Brother Makino rest assured! I'm not muddy either! Provoke me, I'll just let him disappear. ”
"Brother, don't be rash! It's not worth it! ”
"I know, don't worry, Brother Muzhi, I won't make a move if I'm not sure."
"It's good that you know what's important! When you arrive in Shanghai, you will live in my brother's house, Shanghai is so big that they can't find you, don't go to the hotel, the registration of the hotel can expose your whereabouts. ”
"It's good to live in the eldest brother's house, recognize the door. I'm not afraid of them, as long as it's not besieged by the army, killing a few of them is a piece of cake for me! ”
A meal, ending in a whispered conversation. When we finished eating, the Japanese had already finished eating and left. There were only a few Chinese merchants who had boarded the ship with Fujii from Tianjin, apparently waiting for us.
"How many people are in trouble?"
I asked a few people who were waiting for me.
"Little brother! Fujii is a very vindictive person, and when you get to Shanghai, you have to be careful of the retaliation of the Japanese. ”
"Thanks for the reminder! Big brother's surname? ”
"This little brother! When we meet in Pingshui, we are fated! The contemptible Chen Shouting is polite! ”
A middle-aged man in a satin coat clasped his fist at me. Faint! "The Great Dyeing Workshop"? Another protagonist in a film and television drama I have watched. What do you mean?
"Are you Chen Liuzi, the owner of Jinan Hongju Printing and Dyeing Factory?" I confirmed in disbelief.
"Oh?~~~ The little brother also knows about my printing and dyeing factory?"
When I heard this, I was completely dumbfounded. Depend on! God, are you fooling me? To the ground, I wore the Republic of China? Or did the Republic of China film and television drama wear me?
"Oh, I've heard of it!" I said absent-mindedly perfunctorily. Then I met Fujii in the big dyeing workshop? ! It's really a sun dog!
I'm completely messy ~~~~~~ by now
"Brother! Do you know? At this time, Zhang Mazi, who was standing beside him, asked.
"Oh! Big Brother Makino! This is our national industrialist, Mr. Chen Shouting. I didn't know each other before, but I had heard of the name for a long time, and I have been friends for a long time! "I had to lift my spirits.
"Don't dare, don't dare! Little brother, can you really pull it, and you are also a national industrialist? Haha~~~ But I like this name, the national industrialist is good, although I don't understand, but listen to it! This is good! ”
"This is Mr. Zhang Muzhi, I know the eldest brother newly"
"Fortunately, I will be lucky!"
"Let's stop standing here. Since we have a fate, let's go to the café on the deck and sit down? Zhang Muzhi suggested.
Everyone is very eye-catching, so they agree without objection.