Chapter 228: Family Happiness
The book is picked up again.
"Hey, ha!" The noisy sound of martial arts training came, waking up Li Zhi, who was sleeping.
"Hiss......" After Li Zhi woke up, he gasped and rubbed his temples, his face was very painful.
Li Zhi patted his forehead vigorously, and muttered to himself with pain on his face: "I knew that I wouldn't drink so much wine."
This wine is really not a good thing, and I don't know how Brother Feng Xiaoxian adapts to this kind of wine. ”
Li Zhi looked left and right again, and found that there was no one in his room, so he sat up with some confusion and shouted loudly outside the door: "Qiu'er, Chun'er, are you there?" ”
After waiting for a long time, there was no response, Li Zhi felt strange, so he put on his clothes haphazardly, did not take care of his hair, and walked out with his hair scattered.
When he came to the courtyard, he saw all the women gathered together, pointing and watching one person practice martial arts.
Seeing this, Li Zhi stepped forward to take a look, and found that the person who practiced martial arts was Wang Miao, and saw that she was holding a mace, waving it loudly, and her appearance was very powerful.
If you don't look at Wang Miao's figure, you would think that a big man is performing martial arts there.
Seeing this, Li Zhi patted his forehead helplessly, stepped forward, and shouted at Wang Miao: "Stop!" What kind of mace are you playing with here early in the morning?!
You're a girl's family, even if you're playing with a dagger or something, it's better than this, right? ”
When Wang Miao heard this, he threw the mace dancing in his hand in front of Li Zhi.
Seeing this, Li Zhi was so frightened that he hurriedly took a big step back.
"Bang!" With a bang, the mace smashed a big crater where Li Zhi was standing.
Li Zhi looked at the big pit, his head was full of sweat, and even the headache caused by a hangover was gone.
"Giggle......" Wang Miao saw that Li Zhi was so timid, crossed his waist and pointed at Li Zhi and giggled.
Seeing this, Li Zhi walked to the mace with a black face, stretched out his hand, and lifted the mace.
Li Zhi weighed it and found that this mace weighed forty or fifty pounds, even if his body was strengthened by the thunder and lightning once, he couldn't swing it a little.
Seeing this, Li Zhi was a little speechless, he didn't expect that the petite Wang Miao had so much strength, and he didn't dare to blame Wang Miao too much, what if she got angry and knocked herself away?
However, Li Zhi didn't intend to spare Wang Miao lightly, with a black face, he walked to her side, staring at Wang Miao with blazing eyes, without saying a word.
Wang Miao was a little hairy by Li Zhi's staring, and gradually, her face was also ruddy, and she stammered and asked him in a low voice: "You... Why do you look at people like that? Mount... Lecher! ”
After speaking, Wang Miao lowered her head with a flushed face, rubbed the corners of her clothes with her hands, and didn't dare to look at Li Zhi again.
"Dengzi?" When Li Zhi heard this, he smiled playfully, raised Wang Miao's chin with his left hand, pretended to be a prodigal, and laughed: "Aren't you already a concubine for your husband?" Why, can't you see it? ”
When Wang Miao heard this, even his neck became red, and he broke away from Li Zhi's hand, and retorted in a low voice: "No... Isn't it that we haven't married yet? ”
Li Zhi smiled, looked at Wang Miao with squinting eyes, and said with a lewd face: "What kind of relatives are you still promitted?!" Let's go! ”
After speaking, Li Zhi hugged Wang Miao.
"Ah......" Wang Miao screamed, slapped Li Zhi's chest weakly, and said with a face full of shame: "What are you doing?" Put me down! ”
"Haha......" Li Zhi didn't say anything, and after laughing, he strode towards his room with Wang Miao in his arms.
The girls felt interesting, so they quietly followed Li Zhi, wanting to see what he was going to do.
They didn't believe that Li Zhi, who had always been self-contained, would do anything excessive.
After coming to the room, Wang Miao held the placket of Li Zhi's chest tightly, his eyes were closed, and he didn't dare to look at Li Zhi.
Seeing this, Li Zhi smiled, gently put Wang Miao on the bed, and gradually stretched his head towards Wang Miao.
Wang Miao noticed that Li Zhizhi was approaching her, nervously overwhelmed, and her eyelashes trembled uncontrollably.
After Li Zhi pressed his upper body on Wang Miao, he looked at the nervous Wang Miao with a smile, and whispered in her ear: "Hey! What do you want? Get up and serve your husband to change clothes and wash up! ”
After finishing speaking, Li Zhi got up and laughed, with a prank on his face.
When Wang Miao heard this, he opened his eyes in vain, looking at Li Zhi, who was laughing, and didn't know what to say.
She was ready, but she didn't expect to be tricked, thinking of this, Wang Miao's heart was full of resentment.
Wang Miao's face was full of resentment, and a carp jumped up, quickly got to Li Zhi's side, raised his foot and kicked Li Zhi's foot vigorously.
"Ahh Murder of your own husband?! ”
Wang Miao looked at Li Zhi, who was holding his feet and spinning in place, and felt a little more relieved.
Later, she saw that Li Zhi's hair was scattered, and the appearance of spinning in place was quite funny, and she laughed out loud.
The women who were hiding outside the door and peeking out, after seeing Li Zhi's embarrassed appearance, they were all secretly happy outside the door.
After Li Zhi heard the noise outside the door, he knew that it must be Qiu'er and the others peeking, and shouted angrily outside the door: "What are you all doing outside the door?" If you don't come in quickly, do you want to invite you for your husband?
You too, seeing that your husband has suffered, why don't you quickly tie up this Wang Miao and throw it on the bed for your husband to enjoy? ”
"Phew!" Wang Miao heard Li Zhi's words, snorted, and ran out with a red face.
"Hahaha..."Seeing this, Li Zhi laughed and said proudly: "Fight with me?" You're still tender! ”
As he spoke, Li Zhi shouted loudly to Wang Miao, who was running away: "Miao'er, don't forget to come to serve your husband tonight."
Sleep! Hahahaha......"
After speaking, looking at Wang Miao, who was running faster and faster, Li Zhi laughed again.
At this moment, Xun Yuan came to Li Zhi's side, slapped him lightly, and said complainingly: "Husband, don't be like this."
Miss Wang is still an untrained little girl, how can she stand up to her husband's jokes? ”
"Hmph..."Li Zhi snorted twice proudly: "I just can't stand it, so I made fun of her for my husband."
Who asked her to seduce all her husband's wives and concubines to her side, so that her husband could not find anyone to serve her when she got up. ”
When the women heard this, they all turned red and were a little embarrassed.
Of course, they knew what Li Zhi meant, and Li Zhi was tactfully blaming them.
Li Zhi saw that Xun Yuan also blushed, and felt very interesting, after all, on weekdays, Xun Yuan was very dignified, and she had never shown such a little daughter.
At first glance, seeing Xun Yuan's appearance, Li Zhi was very moved, and the old husband and wife had nothing to hesitate, so he turned his face and kissed her on the face.
"Yikes!" Xun Yuan was caught off guard by Li Zhi's sudden attack, screamed, hit Li Zhi hard, and said shyly: "Husband, what are you doing?!" And there are others. ”
Li Zhi ignored her complaints, raised his hair, sat on a low stool beside him, and said to the women: "Don't say anything, hurry up and comb your husband's hair."
Otherwise, the husband will go to the street to ask for food, anyway, the husband's hairstyle is also very suitable for being the leader of the beggar gang, and the husband can still meet a beggar wife. ”
Saying that, Li Zhi also danced a few tricks to descend the dragon and eighteen palms with his teeth and claws.
Seeing this, the women looked at each other, and they didn't know what Li Zhi was crazy about.
On weekdays, Li Zhi is not like this, he is very stable on weekdays, and I don't know what happened today.
Qiu'er thought of a possibility, tugged at Xun Yuan's clothes, and whispered in her ear: "Sister, why is my husband so abnormal?" Isn't there something filthy about it? ”
When Xun Yuan heard this, she covered Qiu'er's mouth and blamed: "Sister, don't talk nonsense, Fujun is a fierce general on the battlefield, even if there is something ghostly, I don't dare to approach Fujun." ”
After speaking, Xun Yuan walked to Li Zhi's side, gently combed his hair, and asked as if unintentionally, "Is there anything happy about my husband today?" Why are you so happy? ”
When Li Zhiyan heard this, he looked at Xun Yuan with a strange look: "Are you happy for your husband today?" ”
"Hmm" Xun Yuan nodded, looked at Li Zhi with timid eyes, and asked in a low voice: "Husband is not like this on weekdays.
On weekdays, my husband is very stable and never makes these jokes with us.
Today, the husband not only joked with Miss Wang, but also ......"
As he spoke, Xun Yuan's face turned red and he didn't continue.
When Li Zhiyan heard this, he grabbed Xun Yuan's soft hand, leaned his head on Xun Yuan's body, and said with emotion: "The pressure on my husband in the past was too great, and for the sake of safety in the future, I finally ran around, and I neglected you to wait, is it for my husband."
Now the husband suddenly found that the husband also had the capital to survive in the troubled times, so he slowly recovered his nature. ”
Saying that, Li Zhi took Xun Yuan's hand, put it in front of his mouth and bit it gently, looked at Xun Yuan, who was flushed, and laughed: "What? Don't like the way your husband looks now? ”
After speaking, without waiting for Xun Yuan to answer, Li Zhi replied to himself: "It's too late to regret it, the children are both, where else can you run?" ”
After speaking, Li Zhi slapped Xun Yuan's ass with his backhand and shouted loudly: "What are you waiting for? Hurry up and fix your husband's hair, otherwise, your husband will really become a beggar?! ”
"Phew" Xun Yuan snorted lightly, turned around and left with a flushed face, and no longer paid attention to Li Zhi.
"Haha......" Seeing this, Li Zhi didn't get angry, but laughed, pointed at Xun Yuan and said loudly: "I'm ashamed to run away for my husband!" ”
As he spoke, Li Zhi turned his gaze to Qiu'er, raised his eyebrows, and said to her lightly: "It's your turn, hurry up and come over to comb your husband's hair." ”
Seeing this, Qiu'er hesitated for a while, then gently walked to Li Zhi's side and slowly combed his hair.
While combing, he whispered to Li Zhi: "When my husband first came to Luoyang, he was such a character.
But since the knighthood, the concubine has found that her husband has changed, although she is calmer, but her smile is much less. ”
Saying that, Qiu'er gently put on a hair crown for Li Zhi, and then whispered in his ear: "The concubine prefers the current husband." ”
After saying that, Qiu'er covered her face and ran out quickly.
Qiu'er was already very brave to be able to say these words completely, but after she finished speaking, she was embarrassed to face Li Zhi again.
After Qiu'er ran away, Li Zhi touched his chin and laughed, and then he turned his gaze to Chun'er, the last woman in the house.
Chun'er saw Li Zhi turn his gaze to her, her face turned red, she rubbed the corners of her clothes at a loss, and stammered: "Husband... Husband, concubine... The concubine is still boiling soup, I... I'll take a look. ”
After speaking, he didn't wait for Li Zhi to reply, and ran away.
Seeing this, Li Zhi shook his head helplessly, he didn't say anything, Chun'er was scared away, this is too timid, right?
He remembered that Chun'er dared to make a face to him in the past.
At this moment, Li Zhi's daughter Li Qing ran in with a book in her arms.
After Li Qing saw Li Zhi, he hurriedly ran to his side, holding a book, pointing to a line of words, and asked Li Zhi, "Daddy, what does this sentence mean?" ”
Li Zhi saw his baby daughter coming, hugged her on his lap, took the book, looked at the pages, and found that the book turned out to be "Little Dai Li Ji".
Seeing this, Li Zhi immediately closed the book and said to the puzzled Li Qing with a serious face
"You need to understand this book yourself, and you will never remember what others explain to you." ”
After sending it away, Li Zhi threw the book away and picked up Li Qing: "Let's go, Daddy will take you to play, don't care about these troubles." ”
After speaking, he took Li Qing, who was full of displeasure, and walked towards the small courtyard.
At this time, Li Zhi's heart was broken, he never imagined that his baby daughter would learn to such an extent.
Although he has also read this "Little Dai Li Ji", but it is just swallowing dates, and he does not seek to understand, and now when he is asked by his daughter, he really doesn't know how to answer.
Thinking of this, Li Zhi said hatefully in his heart: "No, I have to find a teacher for my daughter quickly, otherwise, where is the father's authority?"
My old Tarzan is a good fit, he has taught students and knows how to deal with them.
Yes! That's it, and I'll invite him to the house another day to teach my daughter knowledge. ”
After thinking of the solution, Li Zhi instantly relaxed.
It's not because Li Zhi doesn't want to teach his daughter personally, but because he doesn't have enough knowledge, he really can't, he can't teach.
Every time he thinks of this, Li Zhi is quite devastated, he is also a well-informed person, and he can't even teach his own daughter, which is really funny.
The child's temper came and went quickly, and Li Qing, who was dissatisfied with Li Zhi for not answering her question just now, immediately became happy when he saw the butterflies fluttering in the distance.
Li Qing patted Li Zhi's shoulder vigorously, pointed at the butterflies, and shouted excitedly: "Daddy, those butterflies are so beautiful, help my daughter catch those butterflies." ”
When Li Zhiyan heard this, he looked at the butterflies that were poisonous at first glance, and said with a serious face: "No, the more beautiful things are, the more dangerous they are."
These butterflies are poisonous, and if you touch them, you will get small bumps all over your body. ”
Saying that, Li Zhi scared his daughter again: "Baby daughter, do you know what these butterflies have changed?"
They're all caterpillars, little by little, stretching out of their skin and coming out of it.
Imagine that every time you play with these butterflies, you're playing with a disgusting caterpillar......"
Before Li Zhi finished speaking, Li Qing slapped him on the mouth and stopped loudly: "Don't say it, Daddy is so disgusting!" ”
Hearing this, Li Zhi gently bit Li Qing's little hand, and laughed: "It's not that Daddy is disgusting, it's those caterpillars that are disgusting." ”
"No, it's just Daddy's disgusting."
"Caterpillars are disgusting."
"Daddy is disgusting."
"Caterpillar"
"Daddy"
"Daddy"
"Caterpillar"
"Well, that's right."
"Ah, my daughter is wrong."
"Haha...... That's right, you're right. ”
While the father and daughter were arguing with each other, Li Zheng walked towards this side with a mace.
Li Zhi was speechless when he saw Li Zheng's small body, carrying a mace longer than him.
Li Zhizhen is really envious of his son's body, he doesn't need to exercise much, he was born with divine power, and when he grows up, he will inevitably be a brave general.
Li Zheng also saw Li Zhi at this time, waved his mace at him, and shouted loudly: "Daddy! ”
After shouting, he dragged his mace and rushed towards Li Zhi, bringing up countless dust along the way.
Li Zhi saw Li Zheng running alone, but he ran with the momentum of thousands of troops, and said with a sigh: "Zheng'er was born to be a general. ”
After Li Zheng ran to the front, he slapped the mace to the ground, and with a "poof" sound, the mace was inserted into the ground, and after Li Zheng let go of his hand, the mace did not move at all.
Seeing this, Li Zhi was even more envious, he also wanted such power.
Li Zheng raised his head, looked at Li Zhi with admiring eyes, and said with an expectant face: "Daddy, can you tell the child the story of your battle on the battlefield?" ”
Hearing this, Li Zhiyan patted his little head, bent down and took his little hand, and walked towards the gazebo on the side.
After walking to the pavilion, Li Zhi put Li Qing on a stone bench and asked Li Zheng, "Why do you want to listen to the battlefield of your father?" ”
When Li Zheng heard this, he looked at Li Zhi with blazing eyes, and replied loudly: "The child also wants to become a battlefield warrior like his father."
The child wants to be famous in the world, so that the people of the world tremble when they hear the child's name! ”
Hearing this, Li Zhi sighed, patted him on the shoulder, and asked, "Do you know who the people are on the battlefield?" ”
Seeing that Li Zheng shook his head ignorantly, Li Zhi explained for him: "There are four kinds of people on this battlefield.
The first type of people, they are loyal to the Han Dynasty, so they appear on the battlefield.
This kind of person does not seek fame and fortune, does not seek merit, but only strives for the ideal in his heart.
My father admires this kind of person very much, but he doesn't want you to be this kind of person. ”
"Why?" Li Zheng looked at Li Zhi puzzled: "Since their fathers admire them very much, why don't they let the child become this kind of person?" ”
Li Zhiyan shook his head when he heard this, and said with some sighs: "This kind of person often ends up very miserable, you don't have to learn from them."
My son firmly remembered that this great man could not tolerate loyal ministers, and besides, loyal ministers were too easy to lose. ”
"Hmm" Li Zheng heard this, and nodded obediently: "The child remembers." ”
Then he asked, "What about the second type of people?" ”
When Li Zhi heard this, he sighed, and said with a sad face: "The second type of people is the most pitiful, they ......"