If you can't punish a doctor, this sentence is not just talking.

In the laws of all dynasties, there are all kinds of care and privileges for the people of the "doctor" class. For example, as long as the nobles at the level of the founding county marquis did not commit the "great crime of rebellion", they could not wear shackles and shackles when they were idle.

Fang Jun is now "surrendering himself", and of course he can't wear torture equipment.

Not only could he not wear torture equipment, Liu Xuanyi also had to put him in the best cell, and after asking Fang Jun before he had time to eat dinner, he specially ordered a table of first-class banquets from Songhe Tower and sent it......

On the other hand, he sent someone to report to his boss, Sun Fujia, Dali Siqing, and asked him to come back quickly to deal with the case of Fang Jun's "surrender".

He is just a young secretary and has no authority to deal with cases of this level.

The jailer naturally knew Fang Jun's prestige, and the deeds of the most shining marquis of the Tang Dynasty had already spread all over the world, and his "good nature" was even more impressive. Seeing Fang Jun "settled" in his own prison, several jailers spontaneously cleaned up the prison up and down spotlessly, and the bed was replaced inside and out.

It can be called the highest level of "five-star" prison in Datang......

It's not okay to do this, not to mention Fang Jun's prestige resounding in the Tang Dynasty, just look at the whole table of high-class banquets served after being imprisoned, and Shaoqing personally accompanies him, who dares to slack off a little bit of such a character?

Seeing the jailer wearing flowers and butterflies like a cousin in a restaurant, Fang Jun nodded with satisfaction, pulled Liu Xuanyi to sit down, poured a glass of wine, and praised: "I heard a description of the prison before, and the younger brother thought it was an exaggeration, but now it seems to be exactly the same." ”

Liu Xuanyi said curiously: "What description?" ”

Fang Jun picked up a chopstick, knocked on the plate and made a crisp sound, and the man groaned: "As soon as I entered the cell, my heart was shocked. Two days later, there was talk and laughter. Three prison meals, delivered on time. Surrounded by walls, plus sentry posts. All over the world are here to report. Wake up at midnight and go to bed at midnight. Seven days of wine and meat, less than two taels. Eight big characters, I see it every day, I have been on the battlefield for a long time, I can't shed tears, I really can't do it, I behead and pull down ......"

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

The two jailers who were serving wine and cloth at the table burst out laughing.

Liu Xuanyi's face was black......

What kind of mess is this?

From one to ten, have you arranged our prison?

Although he was dissatisfied in his heart, he had to admit that this mallet was really talented.

But......

"Dare to ask Erlang, from one to ten foolish brothers, they all understand, but I don't know what these eight big words refer to?" Liu Xuanyi asked.

Fang Jun smiled and said, "Bring a pen and paper!" ”

Liu Xuanyi was speechless, are you going to splash ink or what?

The two jailers stood still and didn't dare to move, both looking at Liu Xuanyi, waiting for him to make an idea.

Where is Liu Xuanyi willing to provoke Fang Jun?

I thought that anyway, with Fang Jun's status in the eyes of His Majesty, in this Dali Temple, he was just acquitted after a formality, why not send a favor?

He waved his hand and motioned for the jailer to get a pen and paper.

A jailer walked away quickly, and in a short time he brought the scribe's four treasures of the study, and also instructed someone to bring a small square table and place it in the middle of the cell.

This is Fang Jun, a talented man in Chang'an!

What an honor it is to be able to see this "talented and high-calibrate" character splashing ink?

Fang Jun was not hypocritical, got up and left the table, the tip of the pen was full of ink, and waved it on the plain white rice paper spread on the table!

"Be lenient in confession, strict in resisting?"

Liu Xuanyi's eyes widened, full of disappointment.

I thought it was such a wonderful and natural sentence, just these two sentences, the two dogs in my housekeeper can also say it......

However, after thinking about it carefully, I found that although these words are simple, the truth is to the point!

In the process of adjudicating cases throughout the ages, isn't that what the adjudicators have implemented in a consistent way and method?

Liu Xuanyi just wanted to speak, but he heard an old voice behind him cheer: "Good words, good sentences!" ”

scared Liu Xuanyi to the ground!

Immediately turned around and said angrily: "Who is making noise for no reason? This is the heavens and the earth, wait...... Oops, what's that...... How did your old man come here? ”

Halfway through the rebuke words, he immediately changed his tone, and the whole person changed from an angry and commanding attitude to a bowing and groveling attitude......

Wei Zheng was supported by Wei Shuyu and walked into the cell tremblingly.

The cloudy old eyes first glanced at the handwriting on the table, and then looked at Fang Jun, nodded and praised: "The old man has watched countless people in his life, and he can see a person's temperament at a glance with self-control, and he has never missed anything for decades. But it's only in you, but you can't see it. ”

Fang Jun was pleasantly surprised: "Really? Oh, to be able to get Zheng Guogong's praise, the little nephew is really flattered. I don't know if Zheng Guogong wants to marry the daughter in the family to his little nephew as a concubine? ”

Wei Zheng was stunned for a moment: "What are you talking about?" ”

Fang Jun was surprised: "Isn't it to be a concubine, but to be a wife?" This is absolutely unacceptable, although the little nephew can't be called a gentleman, but he has to say that you are too old! The so-called poor and rich do not divorce their wives, and the little nephew has only made some achievements, how can he do such a thing that loses his conscience? You will never mention this matter again, and your little nephew will never agree! ”

Wei Zheng was almost so angry that he fell back!

When will the old man marry his daughter to you?

Wei Shuyu on the side was already so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick, and he scolded angrily: "Fang Jun, it's shameless!" How can such a wanton, arrogant, and unlearned person be worthy of my woman? ”

Fang Jun rolled his eyes: "Come on, come on, you say I don't learn anything?" Just write these eight words to me, write better than me, and I will kowtow to you; It's not as good as me, you call me Dad! ”

Different from most people's impressions, the word "father" originated very early, and the "Interpretation of Relatives" chapter in the "Guangya" written in the Three Kingdoms Wei Ming Emperor Taihe has a cloud: "Dad, father." In Jin Yong's martial arts, you can also see that most fathers are called "fathers" instead of "fathers", such as Yang Guo. That's because the word did exist before the Song Dynasty. Nowadays, the public's ancient impression of "father" and "mother" mainly comes from film and television dramas......

Wei Shuyu's face instantly turned red, like a drop of blood!

My dad is here, and you let me call you daddy?!

But he could only stare angrily and did not dare to fight.

Scolding Fang Jun with a sentence of "no learning and no skills" is a reserved program for the gentlemen in Guanzhong, because Fang Jun in the past is really worthy of this title, every time he insults him, Fang Jun will be so angry that he will scream.

But once upon a time, Fang Jun had already become the first-class poetry saint of the Tang Dynasty, but the gentlemen often said "no learning and no skill", but after speaking, he became embarrassed to become himself......

If this kind of writing is "unlearned, unskilled", and let other readers not live?

Liu Xuanyi and the jailer on one side were about to throw themselves at Fang Jun's five bodies......

Looking at the world, who dares to let his son call himself father in front of Wei Zheng?

Fang Erlang, it's really a great mallet, it's very powerful......

Wei Zheng smiled angrily.

This bastard is clearly humiliating his son in order to repay his old grudge against him for impeaching him in front of His Majesty that day!

What a grudge-grudge little bastard......

patted Wei Shuyu on the shoulder, stopped his son's boring staring like a cockfight, Wei Zhengshi Shiran sat down in the seat, poured himself a glass of wine, drank it all, and coughed violently.

Wei Shuyu didn't care about Fang Jun, and hurriedly stood behind his father and patted his back gently, smoothing his father.

Fang Jun sat opposite Wei Zheng and sneered: "Why, Zheng Guogong is here to take a look at the current downtrooper situation, so that he can fall into the well and gloat?" ”

Liu Xuanyi was sweating as he listened.

What a Fang Erlang, how many people in the world dare to talk to Wei Zheng like this?

I'm afraid that His Majesty will be stunned when he sees Wei Zheng......

Wei Zheng gasped, stroked his beard and smiled, and said angrily: "The old man's life is not long, and before he dies, he can see the officials in the court standing up for the people and fighting with such a behemoth as the family gatekeeper, it is really a great relief!" Fang Erlang, good job! ”

As he spoke, Wei Zheng gave a thumbs up, and his old eyes were full of approval!

It was a kind of relief for the successors, and the brilliance of the blue!

Fang Jun is depressed, what are you happy about?

We're not all the way!