At about the same time, he heard the movement in the private room upstairs getting more and more intense, and then the little kid pointed to the four hooligans outside the door upstairs and said, "You guys get down for me." ”

The four doglegs couldn't help but look at each other, thinking that the son and this gentleman couldn't deal with each other, and they didn't know what the hell this gentleman was going to do now?

It was inconvenient for them to offend Wang Yan, but obviously their fear of Wang Yan was limited, and they all said: "Forgive me, we are not your subordinates, and it is our duty to protect Sima Gongzi." ”

Wang Yan said very insidiously: "Don't be verbose, now on behalf of Cao Si, due to the urgency of the military situation, I will immediately recruit you to serve, and the three who can't breathe will be engaged in military law." ”

, those dogs were suddenly a little scared.

Because it is indeed a period of national crisis, even after the victory of Quy Nhon Pu, Lingnan is still unstable. Cao Si Wang Anshi was pressed by Zhang Fangping, and he was always doing his best to mobilize all forces to stabilize Lingnan.

In ancient times, it was the scholars who had the right to be exempted from military service, and as for these hooligans, no matter whose family they were, if Cao Si didn't go by name, there was nothing wrong with being confiscated.

So in a hurry, they didn't think about it, "Although Wang Yan is the son of Wang Anshi, he is not a transfer envoy." Since they are hooligans with foxes and fake tigers, their thinking is: what Wang Yan said is what Wang Anshi said, and offending Wang Yan is offending Wang Anshi.

Sometimes it's that simple. So these grandchildren suddenly farted and urinated down.

When they went downstairs, Wang Yan approached Ma Jinsi and said quickly: "In the past, the downstairs position of the guardrail of the private room was waiting, according to the calculation of the model system in my head, in terms of the strength of that chick, the probability of the eighth floor will rush out, and then break through the guardrail upstairs and fall." If it does fall, don't reach out and catch it, but you must let the little girl not die, and at the same time, you will be smashed by someone's negligence. You're from porcelain, now you know what I mean? ”

I'm @#¥

Ma Jinxi's terrifying suspicion: Is there such a god?

In fact, Wang Yan is not sure, but Wang Yan really has a set of decision-making patterns in his head, and treats things as if there is a natural equation, as long as there is a signal with a high probability of success, he can bet. It's all about probability.

Wang Yan felt that with the combat power of that fierce little beauty, she could rush out again. Seeing that the situation she rushed out last time was clueless, she didn't want to commit suicide, it was just an attitude of hers. But the objective condition is that last time there were four dog legs acting as meat shields by the guardrail. If the little girl can rush out again, her inertial thinking will be even more fierce. However, the four meat shields have already come downstairs, so these are the "long signals" in Wang Yan's "decision-making system".

Damn, even if it doesn't happen, Ma Jinsi won't lose a pound of meat. When the time comes, just find a reason to leave with Sima Xiaohua politely, which is called a stop loss after the abnormality.

But if it really happens, Sima Xiaohua will wait to die. Dog's day, Wang Yan has long been unaccustomed to this Shuzhou scourge. The main thing is that he has never had a chance, and he is still envious, jealous and hateful.

Sweat.

Before the four hooligans had time to "report", the little beauty really rushed out bravely, she arched over with no head and no brain, but there were no doglegs to intercept it, so she screamed "ah" and fell down from the stairs.

"Whew-"

The obscene uncles and singers in the audience were in an uproar, and they didn't expect such a thing to happen.

"Wow!"

followed by Ma Jinsi being smashed to the ground by the body of the little beauty, and then he rolled on the ground, screaming for help while spurting blood.

In such a situation, you can see the simple ancients waterfall Khan!

Even Sima Xiaohua in the private room was frightened, hurriedly ran out, and scolded angrily upstairs: "Are you incompetent dogs dead, people, why didn't you stop them?" ”

But when she looked down, the little beauty didn't fall to death, but was injured, so Sima Xiaohua breathed a sigh of relief.

In Sima Xiaohua's eyes, immortality was not a problem, so he didn't care, he scolded a few words, and when he looked down at the center, he saw that Wang Yan was also there.

Sima Xiaohua's color changed slightly, and she took another look, and the one who was smashed below was Ma Jinxi, the dog leg of this bad boy.

Sima Xiaohua didn't need to analyze the process, but vaguely suspected that Wang Yan had been pitted, so Tie Qing came downstairs with a blushing face.

When he came to Wang Yan's face, he glanced at his subordinates, then looked at Wang Yan and said coldly: "It's you again!" ”

"It's me, and then what?" Wang Yan blinked.

Sima Xiaohua said angrily: "Your Wang family deceives people too much. I don't even know how to offend you, but from the beginning, you couldn't get along with me everywhere, and I, Sima Xiaohua, gave in and out to you, and endured it again and again. Now it's just unbearable. ”

"So what do you want to do?" Wang Yan bit his finger and said.

Sima Xiaohua pointed at his nose angrily and said, "I want you to know that my Sima family is not bullied. ”

"What else?" Wang Yan said curiously.

"You ......" Sima Xiaohua was a little uncomfortable with his style, and didn't know what kind of medicine he sold in his gourd.

"Okay, you go ahead." Wang Yan said with a smile.

Sima Xiaohua's heart tightened, and she became a little vigilant, because Shuzhou had a lot of rumors about this little kid, and even Sima Guang warned him to be careful of this bad boy.

So although he didn't know what would happen, Sima Xiaohua also began to be a little worried, and as soon as he was worried, he wanted to find Wang Yan's handle first.

So he stopped talking to Wang Yan, turned his head and asked angrily: "You four dogs, why are you running to him, what are you afraid of him for?" Shuzhou is a place where there is a king's law, and he is not a king's law. ”

The four doglegs smiled bitterly: "It just so happens that what he said is Wang Fa, he summoned us to serve in the honor of the transfer department, and if he doesn't come, it will be a violation of the law of the Great Song Dynasty." ”

Sima Xiaohua was happy when she heard this, turned around and looked around, and the people around her, including the proprietress of the boss, were so frightened that they stepped back.

Sima Xiaohua asked coldly, "It seems, you all heard it?" ”

There were really people here who were afraid of him, so a third of them nodded slightly, and didn't dare to look at Wang Yan.

Sima Xiaohua looked at Wang Yan and said, "Boy, you are going to die this time." ”

"And then?" Wang Yan continued to be very cute.

Sima Xiaohua smiled cruelly: "I have long seen that you are a scumbag who is not pleasing to the eye, this time I finally found your mistake, no one can save you, you dare to fake the official decree and do nonsense." You have to know that even if your father is Wang Caosi, you are not. You can't represent the government. ”

Wang Yan said unhurriedly: "First of all, I'll 1, 1 you, 1 mother, 1." ”

Wang Yan said again: "Again, I'll you again, 1 mother, 1." ”

After a pause, he continued: "Third, I am a child whose head has been kicked by a donkey. Fourthly, I said at the time, 'I call them to serve in the name of the Transit Division.'" ”

Sima Xiaohua was scolded and angry, and shouted: "Isn't it a crime for you to use the reputation of the Transshipment Division?" ”

"Fifth, how dare you frame Wang Anshi's son?"

Wang Yanwen crepe said, "I didn't say 'in the name of Wang Anshi', if I said so, and my father didn't say it, of course I forged the official decree." But I mean, 'I'm honored by the Transit Division.'" Your four pig brains want to make up 'I, Wang Yan, on behalf of the Transshipment Division', that's their problem. Do you understand the difference? Maybe you want to say that I'm pretending to be a transshipment director, but that's your problem, because the pigs know that I, Wang Yan, am not a transshipment envoy. Let me tell you this, I am a child, when I played at home with Erya, I also played the Jade Emperor, and Erya also played the princess. Why Sima Xiaohua, you want to go to Beijing to fight a lawsuit with me over this issue? ”

Among the obscene uncles on the scene, there are quite a few literati. Now I really hear the difference, the Great Song Dynasty is very relaxed, he is a scholar and a child, and he is a rare benevolent emperor, so this kind of problem will never be a problem.