The scholar coughed a few times and read: "Soochow loves Lori." Cao Wei control**, Shu Han is all the base. Both poets and swordsmen are professions destined for solitude throughout their lives. During the Three Kingdoms period, the masses competed with each other, and there were many military generals and ministers, but a certain person thought that the characters were all poets and swordsmen. Think of the sunset, the scene in the endless grassland, in the residual snow, white-clothed Shengxue, a thin horse, a sword, a pen, stubborn eyes staring at the wolf howl coming to the sky, people are at the end of the world, how can the end of the world be far away. From a distance, there are four things in such a lyrical painting: the horse pen and sword man! ”

The editors began to convulse and tremble, and finally fainted collectively at the gate of Lang Jiang's Mansion.

……

Duan Mingyu looked at the depressed Wan Yanyan and asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”

Wan Yanyan sighed: "...... Looks like you really don't understand me. ”

"What's wrong with you? What do you say? Duan Mingyu touched his nose depressedly, and a thought that something bad was happening spontaneously.

"I thought you understood." Wan Yanyan frowned.

Duan Mingyu said: "However, if you have to tell it, I will know if I understand it or not." ”

Wan Yanyan still didn't have a smile: "Those who don't understand won't understand it, and those who understand don't need to talk about it at all."

Duan Mingyu was speechless: "If you don't talk about it, how do I know!" "There's something you don't need to say." Wan Yanyan said with some resentment

Duan Mingyu: "......"

Wan Yanyan finally said: "Official, do you still want to hide the matter of Zhao Niang being dropped out of the school?"

"Oh, that's what happened! Zhao Niang, it's up to you to talk about this matter! Duan Mingyu spread his hands scoundrelly.

Yang Zhaoniang's head gurgled and turned, and finally said with a straight face: "Sister Yanyan, don't you know, this school is not good at all, just after Teacher's Day, the Mid-Autumn Festival will be released, and the Mid-Autumn Festival will be released after the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the National Day will be released after the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the money to study in school is just for the holiday?" We get up at six o'clock in the morning every day, and don't go to bed until eleven or twelve o'clock at night, and the school knows that it is on vacation all day long, and I can only say to this situation: "Please keep it up!", but I have to think about my own future, for my own future, this school is really not me, so I deliberately let the school be expelled! ”

Zhao Niang, I have to say that you are really a wonder, such a critical situation has been opened up by you, talent, what a talent......

Wan Yanyan was speechless: "This, ahem, then change to a school, it's always good to study more anyway!"

Yang Zhaoniang said: "Yes, yes, now I can let Brother Mingyu tell me jokes!"

"Naturally, it's okay, official, Zhao Niang's school will trouble you a lot of work!" Wan Yanyan nodded in response.

"Okay, you're about to talk!" Yang Zhaoniang said to Duan Mingyu, without the slightest miserable feeling of being expelled from school.

Duan Mingyu said embarrassedly: "Okay, in this episode, we said that the real and false Wukong hit Rulai, and Rulai said in a deep voice: "How do you prove that you are the real Wukong?" I saw one of the monkeys shrink into the size of an index finger, fly into the palm of Rulai, and urinate on Rulai's finger. Rulai was not angry, but had a happy face and muttered, it was still the original recipe, and it was still a familiar taste..."

"Childe, it's not good, the editors who were standing at the gate just now fainted a lot!" The bald Li Shigang ran in in a hurry and said.

The old monk of Zhiyuan behind him also had a compassionate expression: "Amitabha, sin and sin!"

The old Taoist Yuan Hongzhi and his little apprentice Yuan Chuang also came out at some point, and the old Taoist Yuan Hongzhi waved the dust and sighed: "Immeasurable Tianzun, poor Taoist is a little familiar with medical skills, there is a medical manager on the main street, cough cough, you can send fainted people to the medical management, but ...... The cost of treatment and medicine ......"

"This, fainted at the door of my house, the medical expenses are naturally under the package!" Labor and management believe in your evil, why do monks and Taoists appear together, they always love to get together, look at it, there is about to be a war.

The old monk Zhiyuan said angrily: "Ah, the old man with a bull's nose, how can he be so compassionate and uncompassionate, and his body smells copper, and it stinks!"

Duan Mingyu's face twitched: "Sure enough...... Unfortunately! ”

Yuan Hongzhi has been fighting with Zen Master Zhiyuan for many years, so he naturally will not get angry easily, and said to Yuan Chuang beside him, "Disciple, do you know that the Zen master sits on the cloud platform, and meditates every time he participates in Zen, rain or shine." Why do you have to sit upright for four hours every rì no more or no less, but what kind of mystical method is it? ”

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the disciples are stupid, and they don't know!" Yuan Chuang, a young man, pretended to be simple, and cooperated with Yuan Hongzhi very much, the two sang and harmonized, and the cooperation was seamless!

Yuan Hongzhi said indifferently: "The first two hours washed away the state of mind and washed away the mortal dust. ”

"And what about the next two hours?" Everyone was curious and asked in unison.

"My legs are sore and I can't stand up......," Yuan Hongzhi cleared his throat and said, "Some people are like this all day long, obviously they are making a fool of themselves, and they have to pretend to be forced!" After speaking, he glanced at the two young and old monks.

"I dare to insult my master, and I will fight with you today!" Li Shigang shouted loudly and rushed forward preemptively.

"Little monk, dare to go against my Taoist!"

"Hmph, let's see if your cultivation is enough!"

"Crackling ......"

Duan Mingyu glanced at the messy scene distressedly, and couldn't help but scream angrily, "Stop, stop it for labor and management!" ”

The monks and Taoist priests all turned the spearhead of the battle and pointed at Duan Mingyu.

Duan Mingyu shuddered, and trembled all over: "Ahem, what this champion means is that it is important to save people, it is important to save people!"

"Poor Dao is now looking at the face of suffering beings and letting you go!"

"Cut, how could the poor monk ever be afraid of your bull-nosed old man......"

"Brother Duan, come and see if this person is sick!" Yuan Chuang stood in front of the registration desk of the medical management and asked Duan Mingyu with a registration slip.

Duan Mingyu took the registration list and looked at it, and the name column actually said "donkey"! For a moment, Duan Mingyu decided that this was a deliberate attempt to find fault, walked up to the person called "Donkey", threw out the registration slip and said: "Sir, you need to fill in the real name of the other party for remittance, you look like this, we really can't help you heal!" ”

The old man said with a black line on his face: "This is my real name, my surname is 'Ma' and 'Hu', not Donkey!" ”

Duan Mingyu's white face suddenly turned red: "Ahem, so that's the case, buddy, you still have to practice this word well, oh." Let's go in and let Yuan Daochang see a doctor! ”

"Thank you, brother, thank you!" This Ma Hu brother arched his hand to Duan Mingyu.

Duan Mingyu said casually for a while: "Go, go, welcome to come next time!"

Ma Hu is full of black lines again.

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