Chapter 36: Feng Yuan goes to the left, and Yu Bian goes to the right
Lin Xiaoxiao buried the camel baby under a big cactus, and couldn't help but be depressed, and finally met a savior in this labyrinth, but before he finished speaking, he burped and cooled in a blink of an eye.
Lin Xiaoxiao packed her bags, there was only a bottle of mineral water and a pack of biscuits left in the bag, if she couldn't get out of this cactus maze today, she was afraid that she would have to die here.
Lin Xiaoxiao recalled every word that the camel baby said, and repeatedly recited, "Go left when you are round, and go right when you meet flat." ”
But what does that mean exactly?
Lin Xiaoxiao wanted to break her belly, but she didn't have a solution!
Seeing that the sun was about to go down, Lin Xiaoxiao's heart suddenly became nervous.
couldn't help but look at this endless cactus and was angry, and couldn't help but scold: "What kind of bullshit Camp Commander Liu, her mother's brain, what is she doing planting this cactus in this ghost place, and what is her mother's name 'Barricade Fairy Palace', you should be called 'death cage'!"
Lin Xiaoxiao scolded three "her mother" in a row.
This is the first time in Lin Xiaoxiao's life that she has been so foul-mouthed.
But scolding and scolding, Lin Xiaoxiao shuttled back and forth in the cactus forest, but still couldn't get out.
Lin Xiaoxiao was so tired that she sat on the ground and took out the only bottle of water to take a sip, and ate a small piece of biscuit, feeling as if she was eating her own life.
It was getting dark, and Lin Xiaoxiao was worried that there was something terrible in this ghost place, but he didn't have anything to make a fire with him, and besides, where to find firewood.
Lin Xiaoxiao began to miss the days when Mo Yuanshan was there, as long as there was that "rich slave", there was always a solution to everything, at least he would not be so lonely and afraid.
Lin Xiaoxiao hated himself again, why does God always love to play tricks on himself, is his fate always so troubled! Why don't you ask those two sentences clearly before the camel baby dies!
Lin Xiaoxiao couldn't help but shout angrily: "Camel baby, you old thing, drank my bottle of water and ate half of my bag of biscuits, why do you only say half of it!"
Lin Xiaoxiao looked at the starry sky and cried helplessly.
Lin Xiaoxiao was tired and hungry, and a thought flashed through her mind.
I simply ate this bag of biscuits, drank this bottle of water, and slept well here, even if I died, I had to be a full ghost.
This thought just came to mind, and despair suddenly came to her heart, and Lin Xiaoxiao suddenly felt sore and fell to the ground.
A hoarse voice suddenly came from the cactus forest, and said weakly: "What is round and what is flat, quickly bring me water and food!"
Lin Xiaoxiao jumped up in shock, took out a pistol, and shouted, "Who?
Lin Xiaoxiao looked around in horror, but the voice was gone.
Lin Xiaoxiao had goosebumps all over her body, and said to herself: "Isn't it that the old guy is resurrected?"
Lin Xiaoxiao clearly remembered that she had buried the camel baby during the day!
But this hoarse voice is exactly the same as that of a camel baby, and in this cactus forest, who else will there be!
The more Lin Xiaoxiao thought about it, the more terrifying it became, and he said with a little trembling: "Old man camel baby, you have passed away, let's go, why come back and be scary! ”
A hoarse voice came again: "Okay, okay, I haven't seen you for seven or eight days, you actually have a new love, why are you in a hurry to drive me away! I can't spare you, and I'm going to haunt you as a ghost!"
The voice was hoarse, with a dry cough.
Lin Xiaoxiao didn't believe in ghosts and gods, but now, he has already thrown his atheism out of the clouds.
There was a stir in the cactus forest in front of him, and a figure came out.
Lin Xiaoxiao was shocked and screamed, "Don't come here, I'll shoot!"
As soon as the words fell, the black shadow hurriedly shook his hand and smiled: "Don't shoot, it's me, 'Rattlesnake' classmate!"
When Lin Xiaoxiao heard this familiar voice, she immediately burst into tears, grabbed a pistol and rushed towards the man, punched and kicked, and said angrily: "You damn bastard!"
The person who came was Mo Yuanshan.
Mo Yuanshan had already been knocked to the ground by Lin Xiaoxiao, and hurriedly made amends with a weak smile: "Beauty spare your life, if you fight again, I will really die!"
"It's good if you're dead!"
"I'm dead, and you haven't paid you the wages along the way, isn't it cheaper for you!"
Lin Xiao snorted, scolded "Rich Slave", and laughed with tears.
Mo Yuanshan struggled to stand up, took Lin Xiaoxiao's hand and said with a smile: "Heaven will not die Mo Yuanshan, I can help it with a smile!"
Lin Xiaoxiao choked up for a long time, and said, "Where are you dead?" Why are you only here now, I can tell you, with your performance, all wages should be confiscated." ”
"Why? I came to you nine times in my life, it is more touching than Meng Jiangnu, there is no Great Wall here, otherwise, I am afraid that the Great Wall will also fall!"
Lin Xiaoxiao wiped away her tears and said angrily: "Don't talk about these useless things, you have the ability, get out of this damn cactus forest first." ”
"What's so hard about this, it's not a problem to have me in everything, it's just that you don't have water and food, my backpack was blown away by the storm, I didn't find it, I'm dying. ”
Lin Xiaoxiao hurriedly took out the only bottle of water and a packet of biscuits and handed them to Mo Yuanshan.
Mo Yuanshan just took a sip of water, ate a biscuit, and then put the water and biscuits into Lin Xiaoxiao's backpack, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that after that storm, your backpack was still on you." ”
"It's strange to think that after the storm that day, I met the 'red-eyed monster' that had been following us, but it didn't attack me, and it was surrounded by torn corpses and bloodstains, I thought it was yours, and the 'red-eyed monster' was scared away by my shooting. When I fainted again and woke up under a sand dune, the "red-eyed monster" reappeared and disappeared in a flash!
"How could I not be so lucky? When I woke up that day, I searched for you all night, but the next day I saw the torn corpses of lizards under a sand dune, and if it weren't for it, I would have starved to death. ”
Lin Xiaoxiao listened, couldn't help but look at Mo Yuanshan with a feeling of disgust, and said in disgust: "It turns out that you have survived by eating that dead corpse in the past few days, but it is really difficult for you, this is called a dying struggle, a beast." ”
Mo Yuanshan said with a smile: "This is the power of love! As soon as I think of Xiaoxiao's classmates still in front, I will die if I am willing to do it." ”
Lin Xiaoxiao blushed suddenly, and scolded: "I, you don't pretend to be sentimental, I and you are the relationship between an employer and an employee, don't think too much." ”
"Yes, yes, it's my own passion, but I'm willing. ”
As he spoke, they walked forward.
Lin Xiaoxiao suddenly smiled and said, "You haven't had water to drink these days, how did you survive? This makes me wonder, is there any adventure?"
Mo Yuanshan smiled mysteriously: "I drink black tea, home-brewed, natural circulation and filtration. ”
Lin Xiaoxiao looked confused, so he didn't bother to ask again, just pointed to the cactus forest in front of him and said: "I came here today, lost the road for a day, and couldn't get out of this ghost place, in despair, I finally met an old man named Camel Baby, said some strange things, before he died, he said what 'Fengyuan to the left, Yubian to the right', you can get out of this cactus forest, but I haven't asked what it means, he died, presumably because he ate my whole pack of compressed biscuits and a bottle of water to support, you say you are not angry." ”
Mo Yuanshan looked around for a long time, and suddenly smiled: "There's nothing to be angry about, it's just that you are dizzy, Qian donkey's skills are poor, he couldn't understand what he meant." ”
When Lin Xiaoxiao heard this, he was very unconvinced, so he scolded: "You are the donkey, and you are a stupid donkey! ”
Mo Yuanshan looked back at Lin Xiaoxiao and said with a mysterious smile: "In ancient times, there was Meng Jiangnu who searched for a husband for thousands of miles and cried down the Great Wall, and now I have Mo Yuanshan to find a beautiful woman in my life, just to not change my original intention, love at a glance, and you say how to reward me! You are not moved at all!"
Lin Xiaoxiao suddenly had a seizure, raised his leg and kicked Mo Yuanshan's ass twice, and scolded: "This is what I reward you, what are you not satisfied with!"
Mo Yuanshan had no choice but to laugh and tell the mystery of getting out of the cactus forest.