"Oh, it turns out that Mrs. Ji hasn't said it yet." Cheng Zhiyuan made a look like he had just woken up from a dream, "In that case, Mrs. Ji continued, and the official continued to listen, so what...... Master, grab some melon seeds for this official! ”

Everyone: "......"

The master is different, how natural his face is, how thoughtful he is, Cheng Zhiyuan told him to go east, he will never go west, Cheng Zhiyuan called him to pick up dogs, he will never catch chickens! So, a handful of plump melon seeds were put on Cheng Zhiyuan's table, and the movements were smooth and did not drag on at all.

Duan Mingyu and Ji Yunyi said in unison: "My lord!"

"What? Go ahead! Cheng Zhiyuan yawned and said listlessly.

"Master Cheng, as an official of the imperial court, you should pay attention to your image!" Duan Mingyu said.

"I know." As soon as Cheng Zhiyuan heard such a serious topic, he hurriedly cheered up.

Ji Yunyi said: "Master Cheng, as a local parent, you should enforce the law impartially and be discerning!"

"This official ......" Before Cheng Zhiyuan could answer, Duan Mingyu hurriedly said: "My lord, you should severely punish those arrogant people who beat up the good people without authorization!"

"This ......"

Ji Yunyi said: "My lord, you must take down such unscrupulous people who steal chickens and dogs to reassure the people!"

Here we go again, sit down, and watch the play! Everyone moved in unison, staring at the two of them with red eyes, and snorted melon seeds with great interest!

Ji Yunyi said: "My lord, this person first wants to rob me of my money, and then he does something unscrupulous, and it is really difficult to explain to the people if he does not punish the adult!"

Duan Mingyu said: "My lord, this woman is speculating in vain, when I am robbing money, and where am I robbing sex!" If she is not brought to justice, thousands of people will be wronged in the future! My lord! ”

The more Duan Mingyu spoke, the more excited he became, the more he spoke, the more he walked to the table, and finally almost touched Cheng Zhiyuan's face, a mouthful of spit Xingzi kept spraying Cheng Zhiyuan's face, Cheng Zhiyuan patted the wood: "Enough, shut up for me!" His grandmother is dripping, is the official judging the case, or are you judging the case? Well? Do you still have this official in your eyes, is there a saint today, and is there a Tang Dynasty prestige! Is there still ...... Come on, drag me down, heavy responsibility...... What are you doing? What are you doing? dozing off in the public court, eating melon seeds, do you still have an official in your eyes, is there a saint today, is there a Tang Dynasty prestige......" Although Duan Mingyu said that his eloquence was quite masterful, but Cheng Zhiyuan was Cheng Zhiyuan, the old fox's thinking was much broader than Duan Mingyu's, starting from this small case, from a small sleep, the idea has been extended and diverged, according to the meaning of his words, if his official authority is not erected, I am afraid that the whole world will be turbulent, and the Tang Dynasty may be in danger of overturning.

"I miss someone to cross the flowers... Ahem... For more than 20 years, it can be said that he has been conscientious, that is to get up earlier than the chicken, sleep later than the dog, there is no merit and hard work, that is the desire of the people, the world is invincible, Bianliang City can barely be called under the governance of the official is not closed at night, the road is not forgotten, the song and dance are leveled, and the crowd is crowded (than having a child!). despise this goods), but the two of you are openly roaring in court, lawless, and without any dignity......" Cheng Zhiyuan knelt in front of the table and spoke nonsense earnestly, an old face was stuck in front of Duan Mingyu and kept moving forward, and all the spittle stars that had just been sprayed were returned, and when it came to emotion, probably even Cheng Zhiyuan himself was moved, wiping his sleeves and making old tears while talking, and finally simply threw his face, beat the ground and cried, but while everyone was not resting, he covered his face with his sleeve robe, Wiping a little saliva from the corners of their eyes, where did Duan Mingyu and Ji Yunyi want to get such a sinister level.

Ji Yunyi and Duan Mingyu were reprimanded so much that they lost their temper, and Ji Yunyi said guiltily: "My lord, we were wrong, we don't dare anymore."

Duan Mingyu walked over and gently stroked Cheng Zhiyuan's head: "Xiaoyuan, don't cry, be good, I'll buy you candy to eat later!"

"Hmph, no, I'm going to cry, I'm going to cry!" Cheng Zhiyuan sat on the ground, constantly kicking his legs, like a little daughter, spoiled.

"Wow! Wow! Wow! "It's the sound of people vomiting. One tolerance vomited so that his muscles atrophied, he fell to the ground, his hands and feet cramped, he foamed at the mouth, he couldn't sleep for a long time, and he was about to burp when he saw it!

"Quick, get to the hospital...... Send the pharmacy to find Langzhong! Duan Mingyu kicked away Cheng Zhiyuan, who was pulling Duan Mingyu's trousers to wipe his nose, and instructed a few tolerances.

A few men hurriedly lifted the man up and slipped out of the courtroom, apparently not to save people, and there was a suspicion that he would faint from nausea.

Cheng Zhiyuan stood up from the ground, where were the tears on his face, turning his face faster than turning a book, "You all take a look, see what you look like, full of sweet potato peels and fruit crumbs, and there are still people fainting in front of the court." The old fox did not mention that the fainted man was disgusted, and even said something very vicissitudes, "Alas. It seems that the cleanliness and hygiene of the yamen need to be improved, and everyone's physical fitness should also be strengthened! ”

Everyone was so helpless that their faces were distorted, and their eyes were rolled, like dead fish.

Cheng Zhiyuan turned to the master: "Master!"

"Yes!" The master immediately stood in an upright posture, like a benchmark.

Cheng Zhiyuan solemnly grimaced, "This tolerance is still good, why did you faint in the public court for no reason, master, what do you think?" After speaking, while others were not paying attention, he kept blinking at the master.

The master immediately understood, and pretended to touch the eight-character beard on his lips deeply: "My lord, there must be something strange in this!"

Cheng Zhiyuan was quite satisfied with this answer, and said comfortably: "Ha, yes, according to this official's opinion, this matter is not trivial, maybe this tolerance is the plague." Well, this matter must be reported to the imperial court as soon as possible for the best policy, well, master, you come to draft a chapter for this official. ”

The cheeks twitched again.

The master hurriedly spread out the paper and lifted the brush, even if he knew that Cheng Zhiyuan was giving up, where did he dare to slack off. Cheng Zhiyuan stood up, paced slowly in the lobby, thought and said, "The official said, you come to polish!" ”

Cheng Zhiyuan said: "Although I don't know if the tolerance of fainting after an emergency is suffering from the plague, but once there is this symptom, it is absolutely not allowed to be careless, this is the rule of the imperial court." The imperial court should be cautious, this official has the following measures, please send 100 good doctors to the Imperial Medical Department, and the Shang Pharmacy Bureau will allocate thousands of catties of good medicine, and report to the prime ministers of Zhongshu Province, Menxia Province, and Shangshu Province to come up with countermeasures as soon as possible to prevent accidents! ”

The master's hand shook a little, leaving a cloud of ink on the paper.

PS: Still ask for flowers and collections!