1126 Listen to the advice of others, and eat well
"I'm also from our family, why is it a flat-haired beast who bullies me, am I a living person, not as good as a bird?"
The fat man was still lamenting the injustice of the world, and people were not as good as birds, but the dog next to him had already jumped up.
I saw him jump to the middle of the yard, looking up at the sky nervously, while groping around around on his body, until he found a small brass whistle, then he breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly put the copper whistle in his mouth.
"Chirp ......" a sharp and piercing whistle sounded in the courtyard.
The lone eagle, which was still hovering in the sky, could clearly see that it shook for a moment, and then a pair of powerful wings flapped twice, and its body swooped towards the dog like an arrow off the string!
The speed was so fast that it almost left an afterimage in the sky behind him.
"Mom!"
The fat man, who was still lamenting, saw this eagle rushing straight towards him, and he immediately didn't care about complaining! screamed, and hurriedly hid in the corridor next to it!
"Coward! It's just an eagle, and it scares you! Seeing this, the dog couldn't help but scold!
The fat man who held the pillar and didn't let go was full of grievances at this time: "Brother dog, you are heroic!" Then why are you hiding in there?"
The dog's face turned red instantly, and he coughed a few times before he said, "Ahem, I, wasn't I blown in by the wind you brought..."
"What? Can the wind I bring you in and out? When the fat man heard this, he was amazed!
Could it be that when did he also have the power of the Yellow Wind Monster? Why don't you know about this?
The dog's face was getting hotter and hotter by the fat man's face, and in the end, he couldn't help but reach out and slap him on the arm: "Yo! Dare to talk back, don't you know the thickness of the captain? ”
The poor fat man only felt a hot pain in his arm! His tears were about to come out of the pain, so he hurriedly loosened the pillar and stood far away from the dog: "Hey, I know, I know now!" ”
"Hmph, it's good to know!" The dog sneered.
The fat man wants to cry without tears, and his fat body doesn't seem to grow up to be beaten by you, right?
Also, you can make it clear, is this captain who can be carried away by a light gust of wind thick or light? To be clear, I'll be beaten up next time......
The two living treasures on the ground are still thinking about their own things.
The falcons in the sky had already swooped down to the top of the courtyard from above.
Just when it was only two feet from the ground, the wide wings that clinged to its side suddenly opened! The ensuing wind suddenly swept through the courtyard, yellow smoke rose on the ground, and grass clippings flew!
"Ahem...... Ahem! I've asked you to clean the yard a long time ago, now look at the ashes! ”
The smoke and dust slowly dispersed, and the grizzled dog and the fat man walked out of the porch together, and were about to look for the eagle, but they saw that it had jumped on the table and was pecking at the tea in the tea bowl.
"Fatty? Go, take that bamboo stick down! Looking at the eagle drinking the water from his tea bowl, the dog beaked at the fat man Nunu and motioned for him to go over and get the letter.
"Why me again? I'm not familiar with it again......" The fat man was stunned for a moment, and then muttered with a bitter face!
But he didn't dare to say no, so he could only cautiously lean towards the eagle under the urging of the dog.
"Brother Bird, give me some face! Don't peck at me, uncle, I have fat all over me, and if I get fat after eating, I won't be able to fly! If you want to peck at the one behind me, he has a lot of fine flesh and eats a long ......"
The fat man came to the eagle almost step by step, and at the same time there was a sound in his mouth.
And during this time, the eagle was so busy drinking water that he didn't even look at him.
It wasn't until the fat man came to its side and stretched out his hand to pick up the bamboo pipe that the falcon stopped drinking and tilted its head, staring at the fat man with its sharp eyes.
The fat man was shocked by these extremely attacking eyes, and he didn't dare to move again! It wasn't until after half a sound that he found that the eagle didn't make the next move, so he cautiously turned his head to look at the dog: "Brother dog, it glared at me!" ”
The dog slapped himself on the head heavily: "Stare at it, don't you have eyes?" Stare at it! ”
"Okay, I'll stare at ......" The fat man suddenly realized, but soon, he cried and cried again: "Brother dog, it slapped me ......"
The dog almost jumped up from the ground in anger and shouted angrily at the fat man: "Let it shoot!" It's all on the ground, are you still afraid of a bird? Hurry up and give me the bamboo pipe first! ”
"Oh, okay......"
At this time, the fat man didn't talk much, until a moment later, the dog carefully pinched the bamboo pipe, and ran into the room, and he staggered behind him.
At this time, look at the fat man, the head that was not small is half a circle bigger at this time! One of the eyes has also become a panda eye, which is eight points similar to Bajie who was beaten for stealing watermelons!
"Broken birds, dead birds! Dare to beat your uncle and me, see if I stew you into soup one day sooner or later! Woo woo, it hurts ......"
While running, I didn't forget to turn around and scold a few words! Hey, the fat man is also stupid, how many good people are there with Xiao Han? Can you listen to what you say? He said that if the bird doesn't hit people, it really won't fight?
The dog didn't have time to comfort the injured fat man, so he ran into the room with a roar, and then jumped directly onto the desk, stepped on the table, and took a thick book from the shelf.
"Brother dog, what are you doing here?" The fat man asked, trying to keep his dark eyes open.
The dog holding the book looked back at him, then jumped off the desk, put the book on the table, and blew hard!
The dust that had fallen on the writing rose immediately, and it looked like this, these books had not been touched for a while.
"Ahem...... What's this? Don't you never look at these things? The fat man was choked by the dust and stepped back again and again, trying to cover his nose, but he forgot that his nose had just been hit by a wing, and when he touched it, it hurt......
"Shut up!" The dog rolled up his sleeves and wiped off the remaining dust on it, while raising his head and said, "Don't talk, so as not to expose your IQ!" ”
"IQ? What is IQ? The fat man hadn't heard this rare word, so he muttered curiously in his heart, but thinking of the dog's words to shut up, he didn't ask again after all.
I like fat people who listen to persuasion and eat well!
Like some guys who encounter problems and must break the casserole to ask to the end.
Every time the dog sees it, he can't wait to tie a few ** to them, and then pull the line to have a physical super......
There is no need to shy away from the fat man next to him, because the dog thinks that the method that Hou Ye came up with is to let this pig's head look at it next to him, and he may not be able to see something!
Wiping off the last bit of dust on the cover, the dog let out a sigh of relief, and then solemnly opened the bamboo pipe and poured out the letter inside.
Seeing this, the fat man stretched out his head curiously to look, and found that he couldn't understand anything on the letter, only inexplicable numbers and a few lines like ghostly drawings.