"Yikes! Hou Ye is here! Flash! ”

Xiao Han had just walked to the door of the side courtyard when he heard a low exclamation coming from inside!

Immediately afterwards, the yard was full of all kinds of jingling, chickens and dogs jumping, as if there was a group of frightened monkeys locked in it, and then they heard the beast tamers coming, and they were rolling and jumping, looking for a place to hide.

"Xiaodong! I hear it's you! ”

Xiao Han listened to the voice, sneered, took a few steps, raised his legs, and kicked heavily towards the gate of the side courtyard.

"Bang!"

In front of him, the door that was not solid was opened!

However, before Xiao Han could continue to walk inside, he first saw a brazier placed not far behind the door, and in the brazier, the flickering flames were still licking a blackened bamboo pole......

"It's broken! Master Hou! Hurry up ......"

Xiao Han was still standing at the door, staring at the brazier and being stunned, but the dog had already jumped out of the horn and yelled at him anxiously.

It's a pity that he finished shouting, and he didn't wait for his voice to fall!

I saw the flames burning in the brazier flicker!

Immediately after, a deafening explosion rang out from the courtyard!

"Boom ......"

The blue-white smoke of the canopy rose up, and the blasted carbon flames flew around the courtyard like meteors.

As for the copper basin, Lao Gao, Lao Gao, who was also blown away at this time, Lao Gao! Like a flying bird, fluttering in the sky.

Finally, it fell on the roof with the wind, and slid down the eaves all the way, impartially, and was buckled under the eaves, on the fat man's head.

"It's broken! There is a lot of saltpeter! ”

I don't know how the fat man's head grows, whether God forgot to put his brain in the first place.

At this time, I didn't even want to think about whether Xiao Han would be fine, and I didn't want to think about whether the copper basin on my head would burn my head into a scabies, but stood there, annoyed that the firecrackers I made were not up to standard......

"Ahem......"

The people were so stupid that they even forgot to step forward to check the situation, until after a long time, when the smoke cleared, a disheveled figure with a somewhat distorted face appeared in front of everyone......

Xiao Han was still standing at the door, holding the door frame with one hand, and his blackened face wanted to cry without tears!

In the morning, he had just changed into a new dress for the New Year, and by this time he had completely turned into a beggar's hole suit, which was full of small holes burned by the charcoal fire.

and on the head, the bun that was combed with great difficulty was also rushed by the waves at this time, like the golden lion king Xie Xun, and it was set up from root to root!

The only thing to be thankful for is that he covered his face with his hands at a critical time, and his handsome face was preserved......

"Who, who's doing it!"

After coughing a few times in succession, Xiao Han gasped for breath and glared at the courtyard through gritted teeth!

As a result of his gaze, the dog, Xiaodong and the others shivered in unison, and then looked neatly at the fat man who was under the eaves and had a copper basin on his head.

The poor fat man didn't react until this time, and turned around to run, but at this time, where could he run?

So the fat man could only grab the copper basin and said with a sad face: "Master Hou...... I, I really didn't mean to! I didn't know you were going to come in, that! Today is Yuanshuo, it's hard to do it......"

Xiao Han really wanted to rush up and give him a set of Tiger and Tiger Wind King Eight Punches, so that he knew that he knew how powerful Hou Ye was, but when he talked about Yuan Ri, he remembered that today's day was special and it was not easy to do it, so he could only laugh angrily and said: "Okay, today is the first day of the new year, I won't do it!" ”

"That, it's not !! to move your feet." The fat man was overjoyed when he heard it, and then he felt that it was wrong, and he didn't use his hands, but he could move his feet! So I hurriedly added a sentence at the end.

"Hmph, hmph......" Xiao Han glared at him, his nose shook a few times, but finally he turned around angrily, ready to go back to the room to wash and change clothes again.

And watching Xiao Han walk away without a sound, the fat man and the others in the back finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then complained to each other loudly.

Speaking of which, they had already let off firecrackers on the night of the Chinese New Year's Eve.

But it may be that I have played with too many firearms, and I am used to the earth-shattering sound, and I always feel that there is no movement when a few pieces of bamboo are burned, but it is not fun!

No, when I was sleeping last night, a few young people in the same room took advantage of the darkness to brag about it.

At that time, I forgot which genius suddenly said: not loud? So why not stuff some saltpeter sulfur into the bamboo poles, so that the sound will not be louder?

This somewhat outrageous proposal, maybe if you change to an old and serious person, just listen to it as a joke, and definitely won't try it.

But who are the new guards?

It was a group of seventeen, eighteen, eighteen or nineteen young people, and it was the most lawless time in their lives.

So, these people had already hurriedly got up early this morning, found all the materials everywhere, and made an enhanced version of "firecrackers" in this small courtyard.

Then, and then there was the scene just now, the year beast didn't blow up, but the Hou Ye blew up a ......

History, perhaps, is still very stubborn.

Firearms, in the end, appeared in this world as they should be, firecrackers.

I don't know if Li Jin will bang his head against the wall in annoyance when he learns that someone is one step ahead of him and has already made firecrackers! With this small lead, how much incense is missing him?

Of course, these have little to do with Xiao Han, until this time, his ears were still buzzing, and when he returned to the room to change clothes, Xue Pan asked him a few words in a low voice, but Xiao Han didn't hear it clearly.

The first day of the Lunar New Year is a very special and festive day for Chinese.

Generally speaking, even in the Hereafter, one cannot be angry, one cannot be angry, and one cannot even say an unlucky word.

I remember that when I was celebrating the New Year, my parents and relatives would always explain that this day was the first day of the New Year, and that it was impossible to say anything about death, sorrow, or bad words, otherwise this year would not go well.

In the same way, on this day, you can't hit the child.

So, this day is the favorite day of those naughty children!

Not only can they visit the door, they can have good food to eat, and they can have New Year's money to take.

You can also enjoy your own Lao Tzu's tangled expression that wants to beat himself and can't do it.

Some of them are really naughty, and they will deliberately cause trouble at this time, so as to enjoy the feeling that you can't help me!

As for tomorrow the ass blooms? Whatever, let's have a good time today!

(ps Li Jin, the legendary inventor of firecrackers, was respected as the ancestor by the fireworks and firecrackers industry in some places, and coincidentally, he was also a native of the Zhenguan period.)

In addition, there is a legend that firecrackers were invented by the medicine king Sun Simiao, which is not credible, because although the medicine king Sun Simiao is a Taoist priest, he has been studying pharmacology all his life, treating diseases and saving people, and he does not believe in immortal elixirs, and the invention of firecrackers is not very reliable. ）