Chang Shuai stretched out his hand and picked up a bamboo cup and said: "Baicao wine, I collect Baicao, soaked in peach blossom wine to brew, so the wine is fragrant, such as the suburbs of spring, drunk before drinking, drinking Baicao wine must be used ancient rattan cup, a hundred years of ancient vines, carved into a cup, to drink Baicao wine and increase the aroma. But I use a bamboo cup alone, and my brother forgives. ”

Wenyi is also a bold person, seeing that this person is so enthusiastic, he took the battle armor and sat on the bamboo chair, picked up the bamboo cup and put it in front of his nose, sniffed it and praised: "Good wine!" After that, he clinked glasses with the commander and drank them all.

Put down the bamboo cup, and the wine jar will automatically fill up again. Wenyi smiled: "If you have wine and no food, it won't be fragrant, so maybe the eldest brother will get some appetizers?" ”

The commander nodded and said, "It's a trivial matter." I saw him fan twice more, and a stack of fried peanuts, a plate of cold fungus, and a piece of braised venison floated onto the small table. Two branches stretched out from the peach tree behind him, turned into two pairs of wooden chopsticks and placed them in front of the two.

Literature and art are unceremonious, and a sip of wine and a bite of food are sweet. The commander was not far behind, and soon the two of them swept away the side dishes in front of them. The commander waved the fan, and the plate automatically returned to the hut, leaving only a plate of peanuts to accompany the wine.

Wenyi touched his stomach and said embarrassedly: "Big brother, I haven't eaten for two days, I'm sorry." ”

The commander smiled: "If you can come out of the dead place I arranged, how can you be an ordinary person, how can I laugh at you." ”

"Big brother, are you really immortal?"

The commander thought for a moment and said, "It should be counted." Anyway, I was like that 20,000 years ago, and it hasn't changed until now. ”

Literary interest came: "The eldest brother can say no to the brother well." ”

Chang Shuai thought for a long time, as if he was sorting out his thoughts from 10,000 years ago, and then said, "I'll start from the beginning." I was originally from the 21st century, but I don't remember exactly what year, when I had just been discharged from the army, and I went out fishing at the request of a brother and accidentally encountered a storm. My brother didn't know if something had happened, but I had just gone back 20,000 years ago, in ancient times. ”

"Big brother, cow! Little brother toasts you. ”

After a drink with Wenyi, Chang Shuai and Wenyi continued: "Have you heard of the Fengshen List? ”

"Well, I grew up listening to the god list."

"In the list of gods, there are things to do with the struggle between expounding and intercepting teachings, but it is not a matter of the Shang and Zhou dynasties, but long before the Yan and Huang periods. At that time, the Central Plains was prosperous and cultivated, and there were countless powers of flying to the heavens and the earth. It was at that time that I joined a neutral sect by chance, and I can't remember exactly what it was called. When I was practicing penance in the sect, it was a fierce war between the exposition of the religion and the interception of the religion, and the mountain gate where I was located was also destroyed by a great monk of the sect due to the neutral relationship, so I mixed into the sect under the pseudonym Zhang Bairen. ”

Speaking of this, the commander sighed with emotion. Wenyi always felt that this name was familiar, but he couldn't remember who it was, so he could only continue to listen to the commander's narration: "I, a little monk who has only practiced for a hundred years, is not qualified to go to the battlefield at all, so I was assigned to the room to feed the chickens." I was also happy to be idle, so I mixed up in the sectarian camp. This battle has been fought for three hundred years and is still undecided, and it has already alarmed the Pangu God. The great god Pangu took pity on the ordinary people affected by them, so he used his great mana to open up a different space called Heavenly Court, and he made Jiang Ziya as the representative to divide the gods, and then transferred all the monks to the other space. He claimed that all who become gods can live forever and live with heaven and earth. Although the monks who expounded and intercepted the sect had boundless mana, their lifespan was still limited, and after hearing the news of the Pangu God, they had no intention of fighting, and the two sides began to compete for the place of the gods. ”

Wenyi suddenly picked up from the chair, pointed at the commander and said excitedly: "You, you are the Jade Emperor!" ”

The commander smiled lightly: "Ah, you have also heard my legend." ”

Wenyi looked at the commander with admiration: "Boss, tell me how you became the Jade Emperor." ”

"Originally, I didn't want to be the Jade Emperor, I happened to send chicken soup to Jiang Ziya, but he went out to pee, I happened to see that there were many official positions on his table that were not named, so I wanted to pick up a leak. If you want to be a big one, I wrote my name on the Jade Emperor, and you will know the result. ”

Wenyi laughed: "Big brother, did Jiang Ziya tear your heart when he saw it?" ”

Chang Shuai remembered Jiang Ziya's expression when he was so angry that he vomited blood and smiled: "Yes, if he can kill me, he will definitely not let me die, but the god list is a divine object of the Pangu God, with the rules of heaven and earth, Jiang Ziya can only grit his teeth and let me be the Jade Emperor." ”

Wenyi was curious again: "Then why didn't you go to Heaven and stay here?" ”

The commander pouted and said: "Bullshit Heavenly Court, that's just another planet, I was originally going to go, but after seeing that the Pangu Great God used an interstellar spaceship, I decided to slip away." That group of dirt buns who have never seen the world still regard that spaceship as an innate treasure, you say it's ridiculous! ”

"Big brother, if you run away, no one will look for you? Pangu God doesn't care? ”

"First of all, you must know that there have never been immortals in this world, and the Pangu God is just an alien who is countless times more technological than ours. The god list is also fake, and immortality is not the function of the god list, but a pill taken before boarding the ship changes our physique. I hid here after taking the pill, and the Pangu God naturally couldn't find me. As for the two fools who expounded and intercepted the teachings, they wished that they would not come to me without me, the Jade Emperor, pressing on their heads. ”

"Big brother, please continue."

"Let's have a drink first, my mouth is dry." After the two of them had another drink, the commander continued: "I have been hiding here for I don't know how many years, and when I go out again, there is already a group of humans on the earth who call themselves Atlantis. I don't want to come into contact with them, so I live incognito among the indigenous tribes of the Earth. The good times don't last long, why don't these people do anything but toss the aborigines of the earth. As far as I can tell, we earth natives must be the product of some kind of experiment of the great god Pangea, and he was not happy that his experiment would be destroyed by this group of Atlanteans, so he created a flood to destroy them. Thanks to the mercy of the Pangu Great God, he did not directly exterminate their race, so that they had the opportunity to escape from the earth. It seems that only some seeds of civilization are left for a little guy to guard. ”

Wenyi touched his nose and said, "Big brother, the little guy you said is called Arthur, and now the loess is buried in his neck." I got this armor from him. ”

The commander smacked his lips: "No, haven't they always liked snow white and round?" Your armor isn't their style. ”

"Hehe, I deeply agree, this set was designed by myself, but the foundation is still Atlantis technology."

The commander suddenly said: "I said, they have the aesthetics of soil buns one by one, and I don't know how they have survived until now." By the way, don't always talk about me, introduce you. ”

Wenyi smiled: "My experience is much simpler than that of my eldest brother, I came from the 23rd century, and I have just been in Datang for 8 years. ”

"Datang? Who is the emperor now? What year is it? ”

"Li Shimin just became the emperor for the previous year, and now it is the first year of Zhenguan, that is, 627 AD."

The commander scratched his head: "You help me calculate, I slipped here when Qin Shi Huang was about to kill me." He was dying then, and you can count how many years have passed since then. ”

Literature and art made Xiaomi flip through the information and said: "Ying Zheng died in 210 BC, and now it is 627, and you are already in this 837 years." Big brother, why did Yingzheng kill you? ”

The commander waved his hand: "What can it be, it's not for longevity." I also blame myself, what is the name is not good, I have to call Xu Fu. Eh, it's not good to travel too long, I can't remember a lot of history, I just remember that Xu Fu mixed well during the Qin Shi Huang period, so he used this name. Who knows what immortal medicine to help Yingzheng find. What I'm most afraid of is being discovered by the Pangu God, how can I have the heart to help him find the elixir of immortality, won't he be hunted down and killed. ”

"Big brother! Please take my knees! You're awesome! However, why doesn't Big Brother go out to play anymore for more than 800 years? ”

The commander shook his head: "No, what's the good thing about going out?" Old, not as energetic as you. ”