As Sun Shaozong expected, Governor Zhou sent people to the capital to report on the one hand, and on the other hand, he strongly invited the Korean envoy Li Enxian to attend the listing ceremony on the ninth day of the third lunar month.

Since Li Enxian was sent to pay tribute, he was naturally very familiar with the rules of the Great Zhou, and knew that without the consent of the above, the governor of Zhou would never dare to let him enter Beijing, so he also agreed to it.

The book is not too much to say.

After a few days, it was the ninth day of the first month.

Early in the morning, colorful flags were displayed outside the Governor's Palace, and gongs and drums were noisy.

The dragon and lion dance team, mixed with the woman with wide sleeves and flowing clouds, is not half chaotic, and there are even more 10,000 firecrackers roaring in unison, and the people of the city are not at peace.

Not only in front of the Governor's Palace, but also in the city of a small number of merchants, they were also required to wear red and green in front of the door, and set off firecrackers to celebrate this grand event by the Governor of Fusheng.

How can all this be described with the words 'great joy'?

But this time, in the name of 'promoting the prestige of our country', no one dared to question him, especially the merchants in the city, in order not to be called 'miserliness and miscountry', they all gritted their teeth and threw the silver into the 'water'.

However, although this scale has gone up, it is still extremely boring in Sun Shaozong's eyes - compared to the sound and light effects of modern society, these are really nothing at the moment.

As for the seat of the Governor's Palace......

How can the things fried in the cauldron be compared with the small stove with the scenery of Wangjiang Tower?

Therefore, after arriving at the Governor's Palace, Sun Shaozong was listless, and all he thought about was to wait for this farce to end, and immediately return to the capital to settle the overall situation, lest Qiu Yunfei be unable to hold on and really take away the authority of Wei Ruolan.

Not to mention Sun Shaozong's huddle in the corner, how bored and cranky.

However, it was said that the governor of Zhou and the Korean envoy Yi Eun-hyun stood side by side under the plaque that had not yet been unsealed.

Because the upper echelons of North Korea also use Chinese characters and speak Chinese, so they can communicate with each other without barriers, so Governor Zhou pointed at the street performance and said a few words in high spirits, and Li Enxian also nodded frequently, with a look of envy.

Regardless of whether he is polite or really envious, anyway, our Governor Zhou is becoming more and more proud.

At this moment, I saw a group of teenagers dressed as big-headed dolls, who set up more than a dozen tables left and right, each piled up two feet high, and made a long bamboo pole to provoke three clusters of hydrangea, attracting two lions with silver heads and golden backs and red whiskers and fire tails.

Seeing this, Governor Zhou knew that the climax of this performance was coming, so he hurriedly explained a few words to Li Enxian, and Li Enxian's eyes immediately widened and looked at the two lions with good eyes.

I saw that the two lions first circled around the 'Table Mountain', during which they chased and played, ran and jumped, really like living lions, not to mention others, even Sun Shaozong was interested, squeezed to Zhao Wutong's side and stretched his neck to watch.

When the two lions finished the hot field, they began to climb to the table in different tricks, what 'golden rooster is independent, inverted lion tail', which caused the surrounding to exclaim and cheer continuously, even that Li Enxian couldn't stop praising it.

Governor Zhou was even more proud, and secretly said that he spent a lot of money to invite a top lion dance team from Cangzhou Mansion, and he really did the right thing.

Seeing that the two lions had climbed to the top of the mountain, and after another show of skill on the top, suddenly the man stood up and 'bitten' the hydrangea that was carried on the long pole.

After a short time, as soon as the gong sounded below, I saw that the two lions spit out big red banners from their mouths at the same time, which attracted the applause of the whole house.

When the banner was quickly unfolded, it was a couplet, and I saw that the upper couplet was written: This is not a righteous person, pretending to be Lei Gong, but it is less than three points!

After reading this upper link, I felt that something was wrong, and then I looked at the lower link, it was even more unreliable: I am used to opening private houses, and I will play silver ideas, and I have no conscience!

This seems to be ......

It's satirizing corrupt officials, right?!

Sun Shaozong, who didn't have any ink in his stomach, could see the meaning of the couplet, and the civil officials at the gate of the Governor's Mansion naturally changed color one after another.

Especially that Governor Zhou, an old face was almost as black as the bottom of the pot - just now he still felt that Li Enxian could speak Chinese and write Chinese characters, which was really a good thing, and it was convenient for him to show off a lot.

But now that he saw this couplet, he wished that Lee Eun-hyun was blind - preferably really deaf and blind!

Can't go on any longer!

Governor Zhou secretly glanced at him, and the subordinate officials next to him stepped forward to stop the performance of the two lions.

However, the gongs and drums are noisy, and the lion dancers are on the table, but where can they hear what they are shouting?

You had already won it, and I grabbed it, biting the last hydrangea, tearing it twice, revealing the last horizontal batch, but I saw that it was written in four big words: 'Destroy the door'!

When Governor Zhou saw these four words, a ball of flames burst out in his chest, and he didn't care about any decency and reserve, so he raised his hand and pointed at the table mountain and shouted: "Take it, take it, ...... Take down these traitors for me! Traitors, traitors, this is really a bunch of rebels who don't know whether to live or die! ”

Seeing that he was trembling with anger, the subordinate officials were also busy shouting together, and the officers and soldiers of the Governor's Mansion reacted and rushed up to surround the hundreds of people who were performing on the street.

Seeing that there was a big mess in front of the Governor's Mansion, Zhao Wutong beside him was also muttering something with a pale face.

Sun Shaozong poked him in the waist and asked, "This couplet is a satire of Governor Zhou, right?" ”

Zhao Wutong nodded in despair, and subconsciously explained: "This is a pair of split word couplets, the upper couplet 'Ben Fei Zhengren' is next to '亻'; 'pretending to be Lei Gong' is the word 'rain'; 'face word Shaosan' is the word 'and'; together it is the word 'Confucian'." ”

"The next link 'without a little conscience' is the word 'gen', and the word 'Mao' is separated, which is the word 'qing'."

"As for this cross-section......"

Sun Shaozong interrupted him and said, "Needless to say, I can see that it is the word 'Zhou'. ”

The combination of the word "door" and the word "auspicious" in this "destroying the door is exactly the word 'Zhou' of Zhou Ruqing!

Sun Shaozong couldn't help but be a little stunned in his heart, because the name of the governor of this week was 'Zhou Ruqing'!

The couplet not only implied his name, accusing him of being corrupt and perverting the law and losing his conscience, but also cursed him with the words 'destroy the door', and cursed him for the Zhou family's beheading, no wonder Zhou Ruqing was angry like this, completely ignoring the fact that the Korean envoy was beside him.

It is said that he originally wanted to be a prestige in Fanbang, but now he is embarrassed and thrown abroad.

As long as there is the slightest truth in what is written in this couplet, it is estimated that Zhou Ruqing will not be able to escape the fate of losing his official position, and maybe he will really have to respond to the curse of 'destroying the door'!

I just don't know who made this wonderful couplet......