If you are misunderstood, you should argue, and your reputation cannot be delayed.

If you are misunderstood, if you don't argue, you are afraid that the misunderstanding will be deeper. And it's a matter of reputation, you can't let them be suspicious and say whatever they want.

Time cannot be delayed; So, Shaokang hurriedly explained to everyone:

"Masters, don't get me wrong. Yesterday I had a cold; My fiancée, Duo'er, went up to the Snake Mountain for me to get medicinal herbs, and she was poisoned by the snake. I begged for an antidote, but Doll was still unconscious and couldn't feed it with a spoon, so I fed her the medicine by mouth. She bit my lip before she woke up, and it was like this! ”

"Hahaha......" Master Gu Zhi said, "Chief Shaokang, the story is well written?" There is no need to make up that kind of thing for men and women, we can understand it. People say, right? ”

"That's right!" Master Gu Ze said, "Chief soldier Shaokang, he fed medicine with his mouth, but he was bitten?" I've never heard of this. We know that you and your fiancée are not married. However, when we get along, it is that dry wood meets fire. If it can't be burned, it can't be done? As soon as it burns, it will be prosperous; If it's prosperous, you can't stand it; As soon as I couldn't stand it, I bit it; I couldn't stand it anymore, so I bit and bleed. Understand, understand, fully understand. Do you think so? ”

"yes!" Master Gu Hongwen said, "Chief Shaokang, you are young and in good health. Riveting enough, you can make your lady fascinated and in the clouds. The lady bites you, it must have happened without her knowledge! ”

"Doll did bite me without knowing it; She should have been in a semi-comatose state at the time. Shaokang explained earnestly, sweating on his head.

"Hahaha......" Master Gu Shuai said, "Chief Shaokang, did you drink aphrodisiacs before having sex?" That guy goes down, it's going to be exciting! Did you make the lady unconscious? ”

"I didn't drink aphrodisiacs at all...... Shaokang explained in a hurry, his face flushed.

"Hahaha......" Master Gu Tian allowed Shaokang to plead, took the conversation, and quipped, "Shaokang General Bing, did you make the lady unconscious without drinking aphrodisiacs?" Then your kung fu is too good! Can you teach me some experience, my lady always blames me for not being a gentleman enough! ”

"How can you have experience? We don't have ......" Shaokang wiped his sweat and argued anxiously.

"Hahaha......" Master Gu Xing interrupted Shaokang's words, "Chief Shaokang, you are indeed inexperienced when you try Yunyu for the first time. However, it can make you a real man, and from then on make you mighty. Maybe, you can toss a child in one night! ”

Shaokang wants to explain: He and his fiancée are not married and do not have sex together. It was only because of the medicine that I was bitten like this. However, he realized that he could only paint darker and darker.

What's more, these people, all day long, only know how to cook, and their days are very boring, and it is rare to encounter some elegant things. Once there is a little wind and grass, he is willing to chase the wind and enjoy it. Make fun of him, that's fun!

So, Shaokang no longer explained, and said helplessly:

"Masters can understand as much as they want! I was bitten because I was fed medicine, you have to understand that I was bitten in intercourse, what can I do? Actually, Dolle and I haven't married yet; I am also a principled person; Not to do what you think. This morning, I want to make her own 'three fresh stewed noodles'. I hope the masters will be successful! ”

"Little brother, we must be adults! Last night, you tired the girl all night, of course you have to cook something delicious for others. Understand, understand! Master Gu Zhi said this, which made Shaokang speechless.

Next, another funny joke:

"Shaokang General Soldier, make love with the lady in the future, take it easy!"

"Yes! If you don't take it easy, your lips won't be able to stand it! ”

"However, General Shaokang has set an example for our masters! As a man, you should be brave! ”

"Who's to say it isn't? can be bitten by a woman and bleed, that's a real man! It's the real guys! ”

"This can only be done by General Shaokang! We are a group of people who can only cook. ”

"Can't people cook too?"

"Hahaha......"

……

The masters are still talking about things in the dark, thinking about things in that direction, Shaokang's head is about to explode! In short, the lip print is ironclad, and the explanation is useless. No matter how happy they are, let's say whatever they want, cooking matters.

In the jokes of the masters, Shaokang began to make "three fresh stewed noodles". He knew that this "three fresh stewed noodles" was the favorite food of Yu people, and it was also Duo'er's favorite food. He noticed this, and secretly asked some of the masters. Cooking by yourself today will definitely make Duo'er happy.

Mixing noodles, boiling soup, side dishes, and oiling, this series of processes is not difficult for Shaokang at all. Because when he lived in seclusion in Phoenix Mountain, he was a herding boy. Winemaking, cooking, are his strengths. Now, he is happy to cook for his beloved.

"Three fresh instant noodles" is mainly based on chicken broth, bone broth, and mutton broth. Its characteristics are: nourishing but not replenishing, delicious but not fresh, oil and fragrance not too greasy. The flavor is unique, the quality is high-quality and the taste is beautiful.

While joking with Shaokang, the masters beat him up: some took meat, some burned the fire, some handed spices, some scooped water, some put oil, and some washed vegetables......

Everyone held the firewood flame high, and soon, the "three fresh instant noodles" were made. The fragrant aroma is full of twists and turns, lingering on the nose and making people salivate.

A few masters came over, smelled and smelled, how can the word "incense" be obtained? Everyone has contributed:

"Little brother, what a craft!"

"If you want to conquer the little lady's heart, you have to grasp the little lady's stomach!"

"Chief Shaokang, the little lady will definitely be even more desperate for you if she eats your 'three fresh instant noodles'!"

"Little brother, you have too many skills. There are also martial arts, as well as cooking skills, and that kung fu is also very powerful! ”

"If I were that little lady, I would give you a monkey tomorrow!"

"Bring it to the girl! Tired of the night, the girl is hungry! ”

"Masters, thank you for your help! But don't talk nonsense! I really didn't do that! Shao Kang's pleading tone.

"Who believes?" The six masters almost said in unison, "Hahaha......"

In the laughter of the masters, Shaokang covered the prepared "three fresh instant noodles" with a plate to prevent cold, and then ran away and walked out of the kitchen.

"Chief Shaokang, inform those people to have breakfast!" Master Gu Xing instructed.

"Got it!" Shaokang agreed and walked out of the kitchen.

Coming to Yao Duo's room, Shaokang knocked on the door. Yuqin opened the door and hurriedly welcomed Shaokang in. She saw Shaokang holding something and asked curiously:

"Uncle, what did you bring to the princess?"

"'Three fresh instant noodles'! I did it myself! Shaokang blurted out.

"Wow! My uncle is really careful, and I know that the princess likes to eat 'three fresh instant noodles' the most! I also did it myself, which is amazing! Yuqin praised.

"There are more times when we eat together, so I naturally know. I just don't know if it fits Duo'er's taste. Shaokang was a little apprehensive.

"Let me smell it!" Yuqin leaned over, took off the plate she was holding, smelled it, and exclaimed, "Smell its fragrance, feel relaxed!" This thing should only exist in the sky, and it is rare to taste it a few times in the world! Princess, you have a mouthful! ”

"Yuqin, a master has instructed me to inform you to have breakfast; You go and inform Yu Linwei and the guards. Shaokang admonished.

"Good!" Yuqin agreed, went out of the room, and closed the door gently.

Shaokang took the meal and walked beside Yao Duo's bed. Yao Duo was still lying on the bed, although he was a little weak, but his delicate jade face showed a trace of charm.

Yao Duo smiled happily when she saw Shaokang bringing her breakfast; The dimples are like mountains and flowers, which makes Shaokang excited.

"Duo'er, eat!" Shaokang said kindly.

"Brother Shaokang, I'll come!" Yao Duo was ready to get up and eat by himself.

"Duo'er, lie down, I'll feed you!" Shaokang held her down, and his eyes were tender like water.

"Brother Shaokang, I asked you to feed the medicine yesterday, and I fed the food today, I feel so useless!" Yao Duo's happy face was dotted with a touch of melancholy.

"Dor, what do you say? I am your fiancé, your future husband! Take care of what you should be; Don't you take care of me too? For my sake, you have been poisoned by snakes, and I need to take extra care of you! Shaokang's tone was full of love.

"Brother Shaokang, it's good to have you!" Yao Duo said sweetly.

"This is your favorite 'Three Fresh Instant Noodles', open your mouth!" Shaokang said, feeding the "three fresh instant noodles" into Yao Duo's mouth. Yao Duo took a bite and said happily:

"It smells so good! This is the best 'Sam Fresh Instant Noodles' I've ever tasted! ”

"Make this noodle! That's interesting! I'll feed you noodles and tell you about it. Shaokang wanted to tease Yao Duo.

"Brother Shaokang, hurry up! I want to hear it! Yao Duo thought: While eating his lover's food, he listened to the wonderful story. How wonderful!

"I went into the kitchen in the morning and the six chefs were preparing breakfast. When they saw me come in, they almost fell to the ground laughing. Shao Kang began to tell his story.

"Why?" Yao Duo asked while eating.

"A master said, Chief Shaokang, last night's Spring Festival, it was too hard, right? How did the lady bite like this? ”

"A moment of spring supper? Giggled......" Yao Duo laughed, his face suddenly crimson, "Can he think of it?" How can there be a spring festival? Brother Shaokang, hurry up and explain! ”

"Yes! I quickly explained that yesterday, I was suffering from a cold and my fiancée was poisoned by a snake when she begged for medicine for me. I begged for an antidote for her, and she was in a coma, and I had to feed her the medicine by mouth. Before she woke up, she bit my mouth; It's bitten like this. ”

Shaokang finished speaking in one breath, and deliberately sparkled his lips in front of Yao Duo's eyes.

"Giggle......" Seeing Shaokang's lip marks, Yao Duo couldn't eat it anymore: That's his masterpiece!

She smiled so happily, two shallow dimples, like two blooming plum blossoms. Seeing Duo'er smiling happily, Shaokang was indescribably happy.

"Duo'er, you can't just laugh; Mouth! Dine! Shaokang handed the "three fresh instant noodles" to Yao Duo's mouth. Yao Duo smiled and ate the noodles, and asked while eating:

"Brother Shaokang, after you explain, what else do they say?"

"You're laughing like that! You can imagine how they laughed. They didn't believe it at all, thinking I was making up stories; laughed and continued to tease me, I was really hard to argue with, very helpless! There was also a master who made a clever arrangement for us...... "Shaokang wanted to speak and stopped."

"What arrangement?" Yao Duo was very curious.

"He's got us in the woods—firewood! He also told me that when dry firewood meets a fierce fire, as soon as it burns, it will flourish; If it's prosperous, you can't stand it; As soon as I couldn't stand it, I bit it; I couldn't stand it anymore, so I bit and bleed. ”

This is really: it's hard to argue and it's really helpless, and the dry firewood is skillfully arranged.