1209 The good of Longyang
Does that old man really have thousands of talented men?
Maybe it's possible!
After all, a guy who can pull up a team of more than 10,000 people casually and let them charge for himself, no matter how you look at it, is not an ordinary person.
However, to say that Xiao Han and Chai Shao are really afraid of these people? Then this is a bit ridiculous.
Not to mention, in the great battle at the bottom of the valley, the number of people killed in the Hidden Sect is incalculable.
Even if they were lucky, 2,000 people survived! In the case of a group of snakes without a leader, these market rangers, martial arts ruthless people, are really against the generals of the two dynasties, and they are just as ridiculous as clowns jumping off the beam.
As long as the two of them want! If an order goes down and the army presses down, these two thousand people will instantly become lost dogs, and it will be a problem to escape, let alone threaten.
I was full of wine and food, but the time was not yet a child.
Xiao Han, who was pinching a chicken bone and picking his teeth carefully, wanted to toss Lao Sun up and give himself medicine, but when he thought of the air-drying therapy that Chai Shao said, he swallowed his words suspiciously.
After all, he was the one who was injured, and he wanted the wound to heal faster than anyone else, this was always lying on his stomach, which was really uncomfortable!
Long nights and no intention of sleeping......
Xiao Han couldn't sleep because he had just slept for two days and one night, and his eyes were a little blue.
And Yin Can couldn't sleep, but Xiaodong was instructed by an unscrupulous guy to run to the store in the middle of the night and kick the door, tossing him alive......
"In the middle of the night, what's the noise? I don't let people sleep, and I think I have to go to work tomorrow!! ”
In Xiao Han's bedroom, Yin Can kicked the door open, and then sat heavily on the chair that Chai Shao had just sat on, yawning and speaking ill of each other!
On the bed, Xiao Han was still lying there, but the difference was that his buttocks were no longer exposed, but covered with a quilt on it.
This quilt is covered, which is also a little interesting, the front and back are very flat, but where his buttocks are raised, like a small hill, people have to pay attention.
"Huh? You're ......."
Sure enough, after Yin Can complained, he inadvertently saw a pair of eyes on the "hill" and stared at it, and he couldn't pull it out
"Could it be? Are the rumors out there true? Do you really have a tail? Carefully poked the high quilt with his finger, Yin Can was not sleepy, but looked a little happy.
"Fart!" Xiao Han glanced at Yin Can, who was gloating, and scolded and said: "Beasts only grow tails on their buttocks, and labor and management are people!" Person! ”
"Oh, no long tails? So what is this...... Swollen? Yin Can asked with a sneering smile.
"Ahem......"
At this time, Xiao Han almost choked himself to death without spitting!
What kind of imagination does Yin Can, this bastard? If the wound could be swollen so high, would a person still live? I'm going to see the Buddha early!
"Phew! Labor and management work well, this is a stool! Do you understand the stool? ”
I'm not going to let this guy continue to use his imagination anymore, because the hell knows what else he can guess! Xiao Han simply tore off the corner of the quilt and asked him to look at the stool inside, which dispelled the curiosity of this curious baby.
Looking at the bench that was propped up on Xiao Han's ass and helped him support the quilt, Yin Can immediately showed a pity look: "Hey...... It turned out to be a broken stool, I thought your wound was so swollen, if it doesn't go down in the future, then where to go, wouldn't it be much more convenient? People also have to find a place to sit, you don't need to, bring your own bench! ”
"Fuck off, uncle! A dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth! Xiao Han was almost laughed at by Yin Can's words, this guy's sarcastic kung fu is really much better than Chai Shao!
"Hahahaha, just kidding!" Yin Can laughed, and after laughing, he asked, "How is it?" The injury is not serious, is it? ”
Xiao Han rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Nonsense, let you try it with an arrow!" ”
The corners of Yin Can's mouth twitched when he heard this, as if he wanted to laugh, but he endured it: "You were hit by an arrow?" Come on, come on, let me see where the injury is? ”
"Get out! Give me a non-stop roll! What am I hurting? Can you not know? Now this is ridiculing me! Xiao Han was furious, if it weren't for the fact that he didn't have anything at hand, he would have wanted to smash this bastard.
"Hey, what do you mean by that? Do I care about you? ”
Yin Can was a little weak by Xiao Han's glare, and he didn't dare to look at him anymore, it happened that there was tea on the table next to him, so he hurriedly picked up the teacup, wanting to hide his weakness by drinking tea.
"Huh? Don't drink it! Xiao Han watched his action of drinking tea, and subconsciously shouted.
"What? Can't drink your cup of tea?! Yin Can was stunned for a moment, but then took revenge and drank the tea, you won't let me drink it? I'm biased! you off!
"What are you doing...... Seeing Yin Can drain the tea in one gulp, Xiao Han touched his nose and said in a strange voice: "I just want to tell you that someone has just used that cup!" ”
"Huh? ...... vomit"
Yin Can was dumbfounded, and when he reacted, he immediately threw the cup on the ground like an electric shock, and at the same time clutched his throat and retched.
Xiao Han saw that Yin Can was deflated, and immediately rejoiced, and at the same time did not forget to fall into the well and said: "Lose money!" This is an authentic Ruyao teacup, at least 100 pieces each! ”
"Bastard, is there a cup from the kiln? Besides, which Ru kiln master's craftsmanship is worth a hundred times? ”
Yin Can, who almost vomited out of dinner, propped up the chair and glared at Xiao Han viciously, a hundred times? Why didn't he go and grab it?
I didn't care about his mistake of changing people and not changing tea, but he asked him for teacup money, how can there be such hospitality in the world?
Xiao Han laughed very happily, as if he would be extremely happy as long as he saw Yin Can deflated.
"Stop laughing! Who was here just now? After wiping his lips a few more times, Yin Can felt a little more disgusting, and now he wanted to know who the guy he was kissing indirectly was!
"Guess?" Xiao Han didn't answer, but asked half-jokingly.
Unexpectedly, Yin Can frowned when he heard this, and then replied, "Chai Shao? ”
“……”
The room suddenly fell silent, Xiao Han didn't speak again, Yin Can looked up in wonder, and saw him lying there, looking at himself with an extremely strange look, and then turned his head to look at the cup, and then looked at himself...... Cycle.
"What's wrong with you today? Got an arrow to your brain? Sensing that something was wrong with Xiao Han, Yin Can couldn't care about the disgust, and stretched out his right hand with concern, wanting to try Xiao Han's forehead.
"Fuck off! You've got a brain on your ass! ”
glared at Yin Can viciously, Xiao Han slapped Yin Can's claws down, and then carefully moved his body to the inside of the bed.
waited until he leaned against the windowsill and couldn't go in anymore, then he looked at him strangely and asked, "When did you start to get those things right?" ”
Yin Can was confused by Xiao Han's sudden remark, and asked strangely, "What do you mean?" What's wrong with me? ”
Xiao Han continued to look at him, but his expression gradually changed from eccentricity to sympathy: "Ahem, don't worry!" I don't discriminate against that relationship! I won't tell Princess Pingyang! ”
"What? What the? What exactly are you going to say? The more Yin Can listened, the more confused he became, and his eyes were full of confusion when he looked at Xiao Han.
However, Xiao Han regarded Yin Can's eyes as a cover-up.
He sighed old-fashionedly, slowly turned his head, looked at the bright snow outside the window, and chanted: "The prosperous sons of the past, Anling and Longyang." The peach and plum blossoms are scorching and glowing......"