Lu Dongzan showed a smile that was really like this, and the very young officials who were qualified to receive him in Datang were also literary and artistic. It's just that the intelligence says that literature and art are the first geniuses of the Tang Dynasty, not only both civil and military, but also novel brains, but why do you always think that this is a second fool? Lu Dongzan suppressed the thoughts in his heart, and said with a smile: "I have admired the name of the first prime minister of the Tang Dynasty for a long time, and today I saw that he was really a young hero!" ”

Wenyi smiled so much that his eyes disappeared, and he said smugly: "Brother Lu, to be honest, I think so too!" Haha, drink wins! After speaking, he "cooed" and took another bowl of tea.

Lu Dongzan's smile froze for a moment, and it was only with good cultivation that he forcibly suppressed the urge to slap him and reluctantly had a drink with literature and art. Lu Dongzan was about to speak, and Wenyi touched his stomach and shouted, "Little Er! Little two! Hurry up and serve Lao Tzu! Didn't you see that the real picture was entertaining the guests? Xiao Er, who was cowering outside the door, hurriedly responded and slipped to the back hall. Wenyi changed to a cordial tone and said: "The subordinate is not sensible, Brother Lu is not strange." ”

Lu Dongzan nodded and said: "It's okay, it's just that the contemptible person's surname is Gar, his full name is Gar Dongzan, and his surname is not Lu." ”

Wenyi nodded abruptly: "I'm really sorry Brother Lu, the spies under my hands are too unprofessional, and I didn't even inquire about your full name." Let Brother Lu be disappointed, come, the little brother will respect Brother Lu again and make amends! ”

Lu Dongzan was speechless, if this was in Tibet, he would definitely dismantle the literature and art! But this is Datang, so I had to endure it again and have a drink with literature and art again. Lu Dongzan wanted to speak again, but was once again preempted by literature and art: "Brother Lu is tired from the journey, Your Majesty specially ordered the younger brother to entertain Brother Lu well." I don't know what type of girl Brother Lu likes? Little brother, I'll let someone go and catch a few for you! ”

Lu Dongzan hurriedly shook his head and said, "I can't help it, I can't help it!" Although he is not a decent gentleman, he is not a womanizer. All I need to do is drink and I'm satisfied. ”

Wenyi gave a thumbs up and praised: "Brother Lu is really a confidant!" I also like to drink, and my son said, 'There are friends from afar, and a thousand glasses are more than that.' For this purpose, the younger brother specially prepared the high-quality wine 'burning knife' of Datang! Thirty altars, don't get drunk tonight! After speaking, he opened his voice and shouted: "Twenty-eight! Hurry up and bring the wine to Lao Tzu! ”

Wen Sanwu quickly led someone to bring up thirty jars of wine, and according to the instructions of literature and art, Lu Dongzan put fifteen jars behind him, and fifteen altars behind himself. The spacious room has not yet been opened, and the aroma of wine is already wafting through. Lu Dongzan twitched his nose fiercely, and involuntarily swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva. Wen Yile said: "Brother Lu, don't worry, these drinks are all yours tonight!" Keep you entertained! ”

Lu Dongzan stared at the wine jar after a polite two sentences, and Wenyi smiled secretly in his heart, it turned out to be a drunkard, this is easy to do, see how I take care of you! Wenyi turned his head and shouted out of the door again: "Twenty-eight! Go and call all the good brothers of the Sixteen Guards for Lao Tzu! Be sure to let your guests drink well today! ”

Wen Erba took the order and left, and when the hot dishes began to be served, Wen Erba led 8 men with big shoulders and round waists and walked in. Wenyi happily introduced Lu Dongzan one by one: "This is Qin Twelve, the commander of the Left Guard, the old department of the Qin Palace, not because of his strong martial arts and his ability to speak, he is also a must!" "This is Qin San, the commander of the Right Guard, and he is Chang'an's famous 'Thousand Cups Not Drunk'!" "This is Xiao Rong, the guard of the left prison, who is good at Xuanhua and has a big axe, and can write well, and is deeply valued by His Majesty! "This is amazing, it is Zuo Jin Wuwei Commander Wei Chi Lujia, who is deeply trusted by His Majesty and is fully responsible for the palace guards!" "This one is even more incredible, the Xuanjia Army is in command of Qin Wu! His Majesty's '100 Cavalry and 10,000 Troops' relied on the Xuanjia Army led by him! The prestige of the Xuanjia Army can be said to be known to everyone! ”

Wenyi didn't introduce anyone, so Lu Dongzan hurriedly flattered him, and the atmosphere was quite warm. 10 people sat down, the dishes were also served, Qin Twelve sat next to Lu Dongzan very familiarly, picked up a jar of burning knives, slapped open the seal, poured a full bowl for Lu Dongzan, and said: "It's very hard to come from afar, quickly taste the taste of Chang'an's first wine." ”

Lu Dongzan looked at the clear and translucent wine, smelled the strong aroma of wine, and his stomach couldn't help but move, and he no longer took a big bowl and poured it regardless of his aristocratic image. How can a 46-degree liquor be poured like a grape wine? Lu Dongzan only felt that what he drank was not wine, but a raging fire! Burning all the way from the throat to the belly! The strong smell of alcohol made his snot and tears flow. It took a long time to breathe a long sigh of relief: "Cool! ”

9 people couldn't help laughing, and said literarily: "Brother Lu, you were rectified by twelve, this burning knife is like this?" This kid has always been thinking about the ugliness of the first time he drank this wine, so every time he meets someone who has never drunk a burning knife, he will play such a trick. This kid has a lot of bad intentions! Brother Lu, you have to be careful! ”

Brother Lu smiled and waved his hand: "It's okay, this is the strongest wine I've ever drunk in my life, how can I be tricked?" Come, the contemptible first come to the first place to salute a few brothers for a bowl! After speaking, he lifted the wine bowl that had just been filled by Qin Twelve, and took another sip. The 9 people of literature and art glanced at each other: "This kid is a little silly, he will definitely be put down today!" ”

After two bowls of burning knives in a row, Lu Dongzan's swarthy face, which was tanned by the scorching sun of the plateau, also revealed two blushes. According to the tradition of the wine table, you need to drink three glasses before you can fight separately, but in order to be able to pour down Lu Dongzan, literature and art moved the tradition of some special groups of people in later generations, called "circle", which means that everyone sitting in the seat drinks a glass with everyone else in order, generally with the master as the boundary, the counterclockwise circle on the right hand side of the master, and the clockwise circle on the left hand side of the master. Literature and art 10 people theoretically have to drink 18 bowls each... (This is the most vigorous way to drink on the wine table, and those who don't drink well should use it with caution!) ）

Xiao Bai Lu Dongzan likes this way of drinking very much, so he does not refuse to come, and drinks the bowls and bowls! Literary and artistic bastards are not as honest as Lu Dongzan, the wine jar that Wen Erba moved over is mysterious, similar to the "Yin and Yang Pot" is generally divided into two layers, the upper layer is wine, and the lower layer is water, when pouring wine for Lu Dongzan, it is real wine, and when pouring wine for himself, he will quietly hold down one ear of the wine jar, and what is poured out is a sweet cool white open...

After the circle, it is a "free activity", which is a moment for everyone to find someone to pat on the back in a targeted manner. Who else can you find if you don't look for Lu Dongzan at this table? Poor Lu Dongzan has already drunk two jars of burnt knives in a few bites! I have to admire that the plateau people are strong and healthy, and the two altars of burning knives are still alive and well, and the excited Lu Dongzan ripped off the luxurious Tubo official uniform, threw off his arms and danced an unknown dance music...

Lu Dongzan was not the only one who was drunk, his 300 guards sang "Love My China" in Honglu Temple under the deliberate arrangement of literature and art...

Lu Dongzan, who shook his swollen and aching head and woke up for the first time, tried hard to recall what happened before he fell unconscious, but he didn't remember anything. Looking at the room with carved beams and paintings, I realized that I didn't seem to be in Tibet, and shouted outside the house: "Someone! ”

Hearing this, Dada pushed the door in, saluted Lu Dongzan and said, "What do you command?" ”

Lu Dongzan shook his head again and asked, "Where are we now?" ”

Dada was stunned for a moment, thinking to himself, it couldn't be that he drank stupidly the day before yesterday, right? glanced at Lu Dongzan worriedly and hurriedly replied, "We are now in the Tang Honglu Temple." It's been three days now. ”

Lu Dongzan was shocked and asked, "It's been three days?" How do I remember Chang'an City that I just entered yesterday? ”

Dada: "Da Lun, on the day we arrived, you were invited to drink by the first prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, and you returned drunk that night, and you have been asleep in bed for a day and two nights. Are you alright? Do you need me to call Langzhong? ”

Lu Dongzan waved his hand to stop Dada, who wanted to go out, and slowly got out of bed and walked outside. After squinting and relieving in the bright sunlight for a while, the three souls and seven spirits finally returned to their places. Lu Dongzan thought for a while with his hands behind his back before asking, "What has happened in the past two days?" ”

Dada: "Enlightenment, there have been no major events in the past two days, except that Wen Xiang and several generals who drank with you have come to see you and left a lot of gifts. ”

Lu Dongzan nodded and asked, "What information have you collected in the past few days?" ”

Dada thought for a while and replied: "The last general has been guarding outside the Da Lun room for the past two days, but the subordinates sent out reported that the military discipline of the Tang Dynasty is very poor, and they can enter and leave the military camp at will as long as they carry wine and meat, and they have already befriended several generals in the army. According to what they said, the ** team has no combat effectiveness at all, and there is a big gap between it and our Tubo army. ”

Lu Dongzan nodded noncommittally and said, "Prepare a gift, let's go and meet the Tang officials." ”

According to the unwritten rules, door-to-door gifts should be given from the top down, of course, as the real boss of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin has no way to bribe, so Lu Dongzan's first goal is literature and art, isn't this asking for hardship? Lu Dongzan, who had changed into new clothes, had just sobered up from drunkenness for less than five hours, and was carried out of the Wenfu by Dada...

Not to mention that he was carried out, literature and art also used the excuse that not talking about business at the wine table was a traditional virtue left by the ancestors, and when he came up, he blocked Lu Dongzan's mouth. made Lu Dongzan so angry that his teeth itched!

On the second day, Lu Dongzan, who was reluctant to get off the ground, took the gift to the eldest grandson Wuji's mansion again, although the owner changed, but the result remained the same. The eldest grandson Wuji happily accepted the gift and happily poured him into the sky! Poor Lu Dongzan was carried back again.

On the third day, there was a big court meeting, and Lu Dongzan, who had a dark face, entered the Taiji Hall tremblingly with the support of Dada. Li Shimin looked at Lu Dongzan, who was pale and not in a cold sweat, and couldn't help glaring at Wenyi, Wenyi spread his hands and said that he was very innocent, and it was all delivered to the door by himself.

After ignoring literature and art directly, the Great Dynasty will be extremely comfortable. After receiving the letter of state handed over by Lu Dongzan, and enjoying Lu Dongzan's sycophancy, Li Shimin dropped a sentence: "This matter is fully responsible for the minister." And he ended the meeting happily.