Chapter 70: The scene was very awkward for a while

Qin Shubao: "The second brother is wrong to blame the younger brother, I confronted Liu Heimin's army by the Yellow River before, and this time I also took advantage of the stability of the war situation to come to see the second brother to relieve the pain of lovesickness." Second brother, you don't know, when the ** broke through Luoyang, I heard how happy I heard that you had already retired from our brothers, for fear that our brothers would fight each other on the battlefield. ”

Shan Xiongxin sighed: "Eh, Wang Xuanying is a dou who can't be supported, Wang Shichong died, Luoyang was in turmoil, everyone was thinking about fighting for power and profit, and he was extremely disappointed for his brother before returning to the village to retreat." But he didn't expect that the Tang Dynasty would be so good in recent years, not only defeating the Eighteenth Road Anti-King in one fell swoop, but also completely destroying the Turkic army of 250,000. Congratulations to my brother! The day of knighthood is not far away. ”

Qin Shubao shook his head and said: "It's early, Datang seems to be strong, but in fact, it is all done by the generals of Tiance Mansion such as me, but the crown prince is not His Royal Highness the King of Qin, do you think there will be no internal contradictions?" Now that the crown prince is aggressive, King Qin has endured it in every possible way, and it will be difficult to live in the future. ”

Shan Xiongxin: "Since the world has been decided, why don't you ask all the brothers to retire to the rivers and lakes like me, and laugh at the mountains and forests?" ”

Qin Shubao was stunned for a moment and said, "Second brother, do you really want to go into seclusion all the time?" ”

A gleam flashed in Shan Xiongxin's eyes, but a look of frustration appeared on his face and said: "Brother Wei is disheartened now, and now he is looking forward to finding a good family for his daughter, and he has long thought about it." ”

Qin Shubao: "Well, if one day my brother can't get by, I hope that the second brother will take him in!" The younger brother salutes the second brother with a cup! ”

After two days of talking and laughing, Qin Shubao was about to set off, under the pretext of going back to the camp to participate in the war, Shan Xiongxin was not easy to keep, so he had to send Qin Shubao a ride with tears.

What does it mean to write a book without coincidence? Shan Xiongxin is not a master who can be idle, how can he not be happy when he sees his brother after a few years of loneliness? Originally, it was said that it would be sent to the bridge, but I didn't give up my uncle, so I sent it another way, and I sent it one trip after another... Seeing that he was going to Dongyue Temple, Qin Shubao was anxious, but he couldn't bear to refute Shan Xiongxin's face, so he had to go in the direction of Dongyue Temple.

At this time, Shan Xiongxin said: "Brother Xian, you must say goodbye to you for a thousand miles, and there is Dongyue Temple in front of you, so I will send you there to separate!" ”

Qin Shubao was shocked, and hurriedly dissuaded: "Second brother, the younger brother is already extremely ashamed to be sent here, and he will not dare to let the second brother suffer again." ”

Shan Xiongxin waved his hand, pulled Qin Shubao and walked forward, and said as he walked: "Brother is outside, for my brother is idle now, our brother is rare to see, I can't bear to brother!" Go, go, give you another ride for my brother. ”

Qin Shubao's face turned green with fright, his brain was spinning rapidly but he couldn't think of a suitable reason, and when he thought of Shan Xiongxin's appearance after suddenly seeing Li Shimin, his brain crashed intermittently. Like a walking corpse, he was pulled by Shan Xiongxin and slowly walked towards Dongyue Temple!

When do people want to kill themselves?

Answer: When you are abandoned by your girlfriend; When the business goes bankrupt; When the terminal illness was detected, and Qin Shubao's embarrassing moment!

Shan Xiongxin pulled Qin Shubao and walked to the door of Dongyue Temple with a smile, and was about to introduce the situation of Dongyue Temple to Qin Shubao: "Brother, this is the Taoist temple of Wei Lao Niubi's nose at the beginning, but unfortunately there is no one now..."

There is still no news of Qin Shubao today, so Li Shimin continued his hunting game. Why does Li Shimin hunt every day? Because Li Shimin is a very proud person, no matter who he is, he can't help but compare himself with him, always thinking about how to beat him. Literary and artistic talent can be called the first in the world, Li Shimin has never seen anything that can stump literature and art, but people are not perfect after all, the martial arts of literature and art are quite rubbish, but with the assistance of the battle armor, it can also be called a must. However, bows and arrows are the biggest shortcoming of literature and art! Every time the archery artist will confidently report a variety of data that he does not understand: how much wind speed, how many meters the target is away, how much kinetic energy of the bow and arrow, how much angle is required, etc., which seems to be bluffing, but when the arrow is shot, everything becomes a joke. Ten steps away, the hit rate of literature and art is almost zero.

Li Shimin instantly burst with confidence, pointing at literature and art and mocking mercilessly. The eldest grandson and Shu'er are especially at the time, as if this can highlight that his uncle is the real civil and military master! Li Shimin fell in love with hunting from then on, and every time he would call it art, so as to show his magic archery skills! Literature and art are also not competitive, no matter how he practices, his archery skills still stay in the realm of 100 shots and 100 hits in three steps, without any improvement.

Today is the Nth time Li Shimin is ready to ridicule literature and art, so he slowly shook out of Dongyue Temple with the loveless literature and art. As a result, he met Shan Xiongxin. Shan Xiongxin was stunned inexplicably, and Li Shimin also stood on the spot. The two looked at each other silently like lovers who had not seen each other for a long time, and were silent for a long time.

Qin Shubao's face turned red instantly, from the top of his head all the way to the soles of his feet! The brain dies directly, and the only way to die in my heart is to let me die! This one thought! If there is a crack in the ground that solves his dilemma, it must be at least as deep as the Mariana Trench! If someone is willing to teach him the technique of vanishing instantly, then Qin Shubao will definitely thank his eighteenth generation ancestor!

The protagonist is the one who needs to play a key role in a crucial moment. After a second of information processing, Wenyi immediately understood the current embarrassing situation, and immediately changed into an angry appearance and pointed at Qin Shubao and shouted: "Okay, you Qin Shubao!" If you don't resist in Henan, why did Liu Heimin run here privately? What's the purpose of coming here? ”

One sentence reactivated Qin Shubao's host, and Qin Shubao immediately said in fear: "The last general has seen His Royal Highness King Qin!" The last general heard that the second brother Shan had returned to the mountains and forests, and it was the critical moment for us to resist Liu Heimin with all our might, so the last general asked for an order to come and ask the second brother Shan to come out of the mountain to help us, but His Royal Highness and the second brother Shan had old grudges, so the last general only reported to General Li, and did not dare to tell His Highness. Please punish Your Highness! ”

How are actors made? There is only one answer: after seeing many cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, he naturally became an actor. Li Shimin also shouted angrily: "Okay, you Qin Shubao, if it weren't for the fact that this king was ordered to secretly patrol the world and travel to this place, I didn't know that you would be such a person!" Come! Take this fang! ”

Shan Xiongxin was instantly misled: it turned out that Shubao came to see him secretly, in order to let himself go to the battlefield again instead of dying at home in aggrieved ways!

At the moment, how could he still take care of the old grudge with Li Shimin, and shouted with tears in his eyes: "Your Highness! Let go of Uncle Bao and come at me! ”