Chapter 6 My Son Huhai! Great goodness!
"Huh? Son...... The meat is gone! ”
Qin Zheng tried to swallow a mouthful full of meat, and said "Desire and dissatisfaction", completely ignoring that the little boy next to him was already looking at him with the eyes of a monster.
The little boy looked at the food box and looked at Qin Zheng, and asked with a pale face: "Father? Are you a pig? So edible? ”
"Hey! Didn't you say that after eating, I just let go of the food, do you want to break your word? Qin Zheng pouted and said.
The little boy looked at Qin Zheng, who was suddenly arrogant, and suddenly felt very embarrassed, he still had the deer breast, but looking at the posture of his father, the starving ghost, how much was not enough to eat.
Suddenly, the little boy had an idea, looked at Qin Zheng and smiled, and said slowly: "Father, my deer breasts are all plums, not delicious, I know that there is a place with honey flavor, and I want to eat as many ......"
Qin Zheng, who was now full of food, agreed without hesitation: "Okay! Just eat some of them, and your father will go with you! ”
"Hehe, the father doesn't go to change his clothes yet, remember to wear thicker and lighter......"
"Huh? What are the requirements? Qin Zheng was a little puzzled, but when he turned his head and thought about it, the imperial dining room didn't come to deliver food anyway, and some of them were the most important to eat, so they could ask for anything.
It wasn't until Qin Zheng saw the back door of the imperial dining room that he finally understood that this kid had brought him here to steal food!
Qin Zheng felt that it was not very good, so he immediately lowered his voice and asked, "Son, didn't you say that the things in the imperial dining room are unpalatable?" Why are we still stealing ......?"
"There are good ones, besides, why are we here to steal it, this dish was originally made for my father, but they didn't eat it for a long time, so we came over to get it in person."
Qin Zheng looked at a young man who was talking seriously, and suddenly felt that it made sense. If it weren't for the fact that the Imperial Dining Room was going to "murder" (starve) him, how would they come to "take" the food?
"Okay, so how do we get in?"
Saying that, Qin Zheng looked around, after all, he was still a little weak-hearted.
The little boy shook his head, came directly to the back door of the imperial dining room, and made a mistake with his hand on two doors, which naturally formed a gap, and he got into it with his petite body.
Qin Zheng looked at his son who had already opened the back door for him, a little surprised, and subconsciously complained: "Why are you so skilled?" ”
"Huh?" The little boy's face was slightly red, and he seemed to be a little ashamed, but he still said: "It's all because they are too slow to serve the food." ”
"This tsundere strength is really my own ......," Qin Zheng thought to himself.
The little boy beckoned: "Father, why are you still stunned, come in, I'll give you the wind, eat as much as you want!" ”
"Oh, here it is."
It's all up to this, Qin Zheng can't care so much, after all, he is just a 200-pound "child" who has been hungry for several days (coma).
So Qin Zheng hurriedly crept into the imperial dining room, and followed his "habitual offender" son to start looking for food.
"Found it, Father, here's salted dried fish." The little boy shouted in a low voice.
Qin Zheng said disapprerovingly: "What is delicious about salted fish, I don't eat it......"
"Tsk, father, your mouth is really tricky, you don't eat me, I love to eat pickled fish......" said the little boy took a few steps forward, picked up a fish and was about to eat.
Qin Zheng also felt that he was too bad for his baby son to give face, and when people came to him to "take" the dishes, he still picked and chose them.
Immediately, he was about to go over and taste it, and suddenly a fat figure appeared in the direction of the main entrance, coming towards the father and son!
Qin Zheng saw that the people in the imperial dining room were about to come to arrest them, so he hurriedly reminded: "Oops, my son is about to ......."
It's just that he was still a step late, and before he finished speaking, the fat figure came to the little boy with a flexible and unspeakable skill, and grabbed his little tender hand that was holding the pickled fish!
The cook who caught the little boy opened his eyes angrily and shouted, "Where is the little thief? Dare to steal from the Imperial Dining Room! ”
"Ahh After all, the little boy is a child, and when he was caught and frightened, he was immediately stunned, and then his eyes were paired, and his tears fell straight down like broken pearls......
Now it was the cook's turn to be at a loss, and quickly let go of his hand, to wipe his tears.
At this time, Qin Zheng, who had his back to the little prince, thought that the cook was going to do it, and he didn't care what kind of king was decent, so he roared angrily: "Stop!" ”
The cook, who had just raised his hand, was stopped by the roar of the tiger, and his right hand stopped in mid-air, not knowing where to put it.
Immediately afterwards, he saw a figure about as burly as him, and he was already standing between him and the little boy.
Qin Zheng grabbed his son and stared at the cook with wide eyes, seeing that as long as the cook moved, Qin Zheng would knock him down.
In the midst of tensions, a familiar voice suddenly broke the deadlock.
"Your Majesty? Hu Hai Gongzi? ”
This voice is Qin Zheng's personal official, Zheng Ling, who passed the food to Mars.
However, at this time, Qin Zheng was suddenly stunned, because he finally knew that the lovely son in his arms was the second Qin Emperor who would bring disaster to the country and the people in the future to bury the unification of Great Qin-Hu Hai!
A quarter of an hour later, Qin Zheng, who had already returned to the dormitory, was still in a state of mind. He doesn't care about the follow-up of the kitchen incident, but he still can't connect his precious son with the "brutal and faint king" in history.
At this time, Qin Zhengzheng stared at Hu Hai who was "swallowing fish" with empty eyes, and his mood was very complicated, he couldn't believe that this innocent child would cause thousands of families to be destroyed and a great empire to collapse!
"How can this be, Yingzheng has so many sons, you are not the most famous Fusu, why is it the dead Qin Hu?"
At this time, Hu Hai, who was a little ghost, also noticed the strangeness of his father, and thought that he was angry that he was caught "taking" something. So he didn't dare to speak directly, but glanced at Zheng Lingenvoy next to him.
Zheng Ling is worthy of being an internal official for many years, and he quickly understood what the little prince meant, and then cleared his throat and said to Qin Zheng:
"Your Majesty, please eat, or the food will be cold. And in the afternoon, I will summon the foreign envoys of the northern lands. ”
"Oh? Oh, I... I'll eat it. Saying that, Qin Zheng aimlessly touched the food on the table, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, a square thing was stuffed in his hand.
Qin Zheng took a closer look, it was a piece of preserved venison, which turned out to be stuffed into his hand by Hu Hai next to him.
Qin Zheng looked at the venison, and then at Hu Hai, who had a look of hope, as if he suddenly realized something.
Then he smiled slightly, stuffed the venison into his mouth, and muttered indistinctly as he chewed, "Hmm... Bah... My Huhai... Not your II...! Bah..."
Hu Hai watched Qin Zheng eat again, and finally let go of the big stone in his heart, so he tilted his head and asked, "Father, what did you say?" ”
"It's nothing, it's nothing, by the way, Wu'er Huhai, how is your homework? Did the master assign you a task? ”
When Hu Hai heard this, his little face turned white, and he quickly diverted the topic: "Ah! This one... This one... Father, the sun is so dark tonight! ”
"Huh? Hahahaha...... Ahem... Haha..."
Qin Zheng listened to Hu Hai's answer, and almost laughed, it seems that this "kitchen habitual criminal" has almost a good academic performance.
Hu Hai saw that Qin Zheng was laughing at him, pouted, and said angrily: "The master said, I don't say anything, I just handed it over to you, why did my father forget it?" ”
"Oh? Hahaha...... Okay, well, it's my father's fault, it's my father's fault, isn't it okay if my father doesn't say it? Qin Zheng was relieved and pretended to be relieved.
Who knew that Hu Hai would get off the donkey here, and his eyes narrowed and he said: "Father, if you know your mistakes, you will be punished, you see?" ”
"Huh? And how do you want to punish your father? Qin Zheng joked.
Hu Hai said timidly: "Well, then punish my father for not being angry with me again, and I can't punish the fat imperial chef...... All right? ”
"Huh? Well, Father promises you! Qin Zheng was stunned for a moment, then the corners of his mouth were raised, and he smiled with relief.
"I'll just say that my precious son isn't some kind of stupid embryo. I don't believe it, he can't be cultivated into a useful talent for Great Qin? My son Huhai, great goodness! ”
Thinking of this, Qin Zheng looked at Hu Hai next to him, his eyes flashed with fine light, and Hu Hai who looked directly at him was hairy......
And Hu Hai, who was pinned on by Qin Zheng, was thinking in his little head at this time: "Is my father confused?" Why are you always distracted? ”
So this "First Meal 3.0" went on slowly in the asymmetrical joy of the father and son......