"Ahem, cough, don't talk about such a heavy topic, the Mid-Autumn Festival, talking about these military affairs, it's really too beautiful." Duan Mingyu drank three glasses of wine in a row, this is a genuine wine made from grain and fruits, not a shochu of later generations, so it is not so spicy, and the degree is not so high, so there is a hundred poems of Li Baidou wine that say, you let that guy drink a bucket of Kweichow Moutai to try, then don't just burp fart!

Li Yuying calmed down her frozen mood, "What the son said is very true, the slave family view of the prince is quite familiar with the world's strange things, why not talk about it freely, in order to increase the knowledge of the concubine." ”

"This is easy to say, today I will tell a story of "Monkey King's Havoc in the Heavenly Palace". Duan Mingyu straightened out the manuscript, then got up and chirped, saliva splashing everywhere, and tears flowed sideways......

"Brother Mingyu... Is it true? Yang Zhaoniang's eyes were shining with stars, and her hands were so nervous that she pulled the corners of her clothes.

"Of course, I saw the fairy magic weapons flying all over the sky, all of them greeted Sun Monkey, Sun Monkey shouted, the golden hoop stick swept away is a large piece, and the heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals will stick to death, and they will die! When the monkey saw that the sky was about to end, he threw a handful of hairs in his mouth, chewed them and sprayed them in the air......"

"Hmm, that's disgusting!" Yang Zhaoniang put on a look of disgust, and then approached again, "And then! ”

And then ...... Don't you know it's rude to interrupt someone? What the? Don't dare next time, okay, then forgive you once, it is said that the sun monkey chewed the hair and squirted out, screaming, changing, it became a thousand sun monkeys......"

……

Sun Monkey hurriedly jumped out again, but the Buddha turned his palm and pounced, pushed the monkey king out of the Nantian Gate, turned his five fingers into five mountains of gold, wood, water, fire and earth, called the Five Elements Mountain, and gently pressed him. One by one, the gods and the gods and the Buddhas clapped their palms and praised, "Good! Wonderful! ”

After the famous story that has been polished by me, a great writer. The crowd was so fascinated that they couldn't stop listening to it......

It's all over, and they all still have an expression of amazement, just like that, as if they have clicked on the acupuncture points, and they don't move.

"Ahem, Childe," Duan Mingyu turned around, "Yingying, why are you here...", quickly wiped the mouth that was about to foam at the mouth, and gave up a seat.

"Childe, what were you talking about! Listen to it! Zheng Yingying sat down and asked gently.

"Oh, I didn't say anything, I just told a story about my hometown!" Duan Mingyu said with a straight face, "By the way, Yingying, why did you come here?" The textile shop has been fine lately! ”

"Brother Xu saw that his son had not returned for a long time, and he was worried about his safety, so he asked me to come and see the situation, everything is fine in the textile shop, thank you for your concern!" Zheng Yingying replied softly.

Li Yuying glanced at Zheng Yingying, Zheng Yingying also looked at Li Yuying, the two girls looked sinful and equal!

Duan Mingyu arched his hand to Li Yuying: "Since this is the case, then I will retire first, and then I will have a good time with His Highness in the future!"

"Hehe, Duan Gongzi go slowly, the slave family will give you a ride!" Li Yuying stood up pretty, behaved properly, neither humble nor arrogant.

Duan Mingyu smiled: "How embarrassing is this, Your Highness please first!"

"Childe first, please!"

"No, how dare you make a mistake in front of Your Highness, or Your Highness please first!"

"Is the visitor here, or the son invites first!"

"You're not finished, and you can't leave at all!" Yang Zhaoniang muttered dissatisfiedly, and then stepped out first under the murderous eyes of the two.

Duan Mingyu's old face flushed: "Let the princess see and laugh!"

Li Yuying said with a sharp voice: "Recklessness is the king, son, we are in love!"

"Amitabha, sin, sin!" Duan Mingyu and Li Yuying grinned and walked out of the boat together, only to see a cool breeze blowing in front of them, causing Duan Mingyu's robe to crack and crack.

A dark shadow stabbed out of the water with a swift sword.

"Childe, be careful!" Zheng Yingying let out a coquettish shout, pulled out the bamboo sword out of nowhere, and pulled out to block in front of Duan Mingyu.

"Bell, bell!" The bamboo sword wrapped in strength made a sonorous and powerful crashing sound.

Duan Mingyu looked at the sword that was close at hand and glowed with cold light, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, his head, which was still dizzy from the strength of the wine just now, suddenly sobered up for a while, you are a plank, you are so arrogant in broad daylight, more arrogant than Lao Tzu smashing the store and setting fire, this is a typical decapitation action! Needless to say, it's either the Yang Wei Dart Game or the Qin family.

Duan Mingyu took a few steps back, and then he saw the appearance of the person who came, and sure enough, "Yu Qing Snake!" It turns out that you,, learned these despicable methods with Cao Hong! ”

"Hmph, it's a good way to kill you!" Yu Qingsnake swung her sword and went straight to Duan Mingyu, I have to say that her martial arts are on par with Zhao Qianlong!

It's a pity, Zheng Yingying seems to be a step ahead, and she suppressed Yu Qingsnake, and Yu Qingsnake's long sword didn't even touch the corner of Duan Mingyu's clothes, but she suffered a few injuries.

Yu Qingsnake looked at Duan Mingyu who was strolling leisurely with hatred, so angry that one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas went out of his body.

Yu Qingsnake used his housekeeping skills, attacked seven swords in a row, and then attacked Li Yuying on the side, Li Yuying was shocked, hurriedly retreated, "plopped", and decisively fell into the lake.

"Protect Your Highness!" Gao Ren shouted angrily, drew his sword, and slashed at it.

The swords intersected, Yu Qingsnake's arm was numb, and the long sword almost came out of his hand, she didn't expect that there were so many masters here, and immediately blew a whistle, and a white horse rushed to the shore with lightning speed, Yu Qing Snake jumped and fell to the shore, turned over and got on the horse, whipped and fled, and the action was smooth, it seems that this kind of thing was done before.

"Suffer, save the princess!" Gao Ren said anxiously.

I saw Li Yuying constantly fluttering in the lake, cough cough, it turns out that Her Royal Highness the Great Princess is a landlubber, it seems that it won't be long before she burps.

"Which of you knows water?" Duan Mingyu asked.

Gao Ren shook his head, and Gao Long waved his hand!

Zheng Yingying didn't know where to hide the bamboo sword, "I have lived in the mountains since I was a child, so I don't know how to water!" ”

"You're not going to ask me to save a little kid!" Yang Zhaoniang saw Duan Mingyu's eyes swept over, and hurriedly raised her hand in protest.

"Since this is the case, I have to go out in person by the champion who is known as the little white dragon in the waves." Duan Mingyu rolled up his cuffs, took off his boots, and entered the water perfectly.

grabbed Li Yuying, who didn't have much strength to move, fortunately, this girl is relatively light, more than 90 pounds!

PS: I really admire my sister's paper, I dare to run from the coast to Chongqing with a few hundred yuan on my body, and I am a otaku outside, ashamed, ashamed......