Chapter 121: Tampering with Journey to the West
Duan Mingyu thought about it and said: "Zhao Niang, this time it's not that I'm looking for trouble, Brother Cheng and I have experienced a lot of hardships, life should be happy and revenge, for yourself, for the people you care about, you can also for the ideals in your heart, even if you take a risk, what's the matter!" I know you don't understand. ”
Yang Zhaoniang nodded: "What, people obviously understand, but they are just a little confused."
After that, Yang Zhaoniang said again: "Then tell me, what should this life be like?"
Duan Mingyu showed a signature smile: "This champion understands, do you want to hear stories?"
Yang Zhaoniang's head suddenly nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Yes, you haven't told me a story for a long time, and the stories you tell are so reasonable."
Look, look, the effect is out! Duan Mingyu said quite proudly: "Well, today I will use "Journey to the West" to tell you the truth of this life!"
"Journey to the West! You've already told me about it last time, so don't listen to it! Yang Zhaoniang said unhappily.
"No, I just want to tell you the truth of life through "Journey to the West", hehe, it's not as simple as saying it again." Duan Mingyu smiled bitterly, this girl is actually picky.
"Okay, then you can say it quickly!" Yang Zhaoniang said.
Duan Mingyu sat upright, coughed dryly twice, and said, "Zhao Niang, if you look at Journey to the West upside down, the story will actually become more exciting."
"What? What do you say? Looking at it backwards, what would that look like? Yang Zhaoniang bit her fingers and looked at the roof of the car blankly. It's too difficult for this little thing to think about eating all day long, to come up with such a reverse novel.
"Okay, official, don't be embarrassed by Zhao Niang, just tell her directly!" Wan Yanyan couldn't help but want to laugh when she looked at Yang Zhaoniang's meditative thoughts, as if the Buddha had enlightened life.
"Ahem, since the lady spoke, then I'll tell you, Zhao Niang, you have to listen carefully, don't be confused!" Duan Mingyu playfully said.
"Just your poor mouth, hurry up and talk about it, the slave family is also very curious!" Wan Yanyan covered her mouth and smiled.
Duan Mingyu slapped his thigh: "Speaking upside down, this "Journey to the West" will become "Journey to the East", first of all, Rulai sent the four Tang monks and apprentices to take the eight heavenly books and the little white dragon to the Tang Dynasty to preach, and met all kinds of monsters along the way, and found that they all had a backstage, no matter how evil they did, they would not be punished, Bajie and Sha Seng felt that it was too dark, and they had no choice but to hide in Gao Laozhuang, and the other got into the quicksand river, only Wukong insisted on justice and killed demons all the way to escort the master to the east to preach."
"It's better to be Sun Wukong, Bajie and Sha Seng are two unrighteous guys!" Yang Zhaoniang gritted her teeth.
Duan Mingyu said: "I haven't finished talking yet, what are you talking about!"
"Oh, well, I won't interject, you can continue!" Yang Zhaoniang sat back stupidly and closed her little mouth tightly.
Duan Mingyu continued: "Since Sun Wukong continued to kill and injure many goblins with a backstage, so that the gods and goddesses swept face, as a result, Heavenly Court couldn't bear Wukong anymore, so he reached a request with the Buddha - we can guarantee that Tang Sanzang will arrive in Chang'an safely, but you have to deal with Sun Wukong's thorn in the head."
"So did the Buddha agree?" Wan Yanyan also asked with some curiosity, it seems that these two women have been deeply conquered by the charm of their speeches.
Duan Mingyu said with a little pride: "In the end, the Buddha agreed to the request of the heavenly court, and under the conspiracy, the white dragon was seriously injured and fell into the mountain stream, Wukong was defeated and was crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain, but Tang Sanzang abandoned Sun Wukong, came to Chang'an alone, and after preaching in Chang'an, he was named the royal brother, enjoying the glory and wealth, and dying right."
"Woo woo, Wukong is so pitiful, you bad guy, why did you arrange his ending so miserably!" When Yang Zhaoniang heard the emotion, she actually cried.
"Oh, official, don't talk about Sun Wukong so badly, the slave family is a little unbearable, Zhao Niang, don't cry, good ha, woo woo!" Wan Yanyan wiped her tears and said.
Duan Mingyu is full of black lines, the ancestors are a board, this champion tells a story to recruit who to provoke, Duan Mingyu snorted: "Lao Tzu hasn't finished talking yet, what are you two crying for, cry again, cry again, Lao Tzu will come and listen to the decomposition next year!"
The crying stopped immediately, and Duan Mingyu continued to tell the story of "Journey to the East" quite helplessly: "It is said that Sun Wukong was pressed by the Buddha at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, day after day, year after year, I saw that many springs and autumns came, flowers bloomed and fell, and after five hundred years, Wukong finally escaped from the bottom of Wuzhi Mountain, without saying a word, turning the heavenly court upside down, and the heavenly court was forced to reluctantly promise to let Zhu Bajie turn into a human body, and be named the marshal of Tianpeng, and Monk Sha was named the general of the rolling shutter, as long as they can kill Sun Wukong."
Duan Mingyu wiped a mouthful of saliva when he said this, looked at the reaction of the two women, and sure enough, Yang Zhaoniang and Wan Yanyan hugged each other, crying again and again, quite sympathetic to each other, and the hero saw the same feeling. I just didn't cry out loud.
"Ahem, I said you still don't listen!" Duan Mingyu's face was a little unnatural.
"It's so sad not to listen, not to listen!" Yang Zhaoniang's appearance, Duan Mingyu can only be described in two sentences, pear blossoms bring rain in spring, and cry when you look back!
"Officials, slaves, slaves...... I didn't listen to it either. Wan Yanyan plucked up her courage and said.
Duan Mingyu "plopped" and fell directly to the ground, Lao Tzu finally made a big mistake, it turned out that educating children should not only use fairy tales to guide them step by step, but also slowly figure it out
, you have to talk about a Hollywood-like perfect ending, otherwise...... The consequences are worrying!
"I beg you, just keep listening!" Duan Mingyu had this feeling for the first time, it turned out that not only was it uncomfortable to listen to the story for half of the story, but it was even more uncomfortable for no one to listen to the story.
"Okay, official, let's talk about it, let's barely listen to it!" Wan Yanyan was embarrassed. However, at the moment when Duan Mingyu didn't pay attention, Yang Zhaoniang and Wan Yanyan glanced at each other, and their eyes were full of cunning.
Duan Mingyu sighed very much, and then said: "In the end, Wukong, who was disheartened because of fratricidal brotherhood, went to find the Bodhi Patriarch to solve his doubts, and then he sealed the cultivation, and threw the Ruyi golden hoop stick into the East China Sea to turn into a Dinghaishen needle, returned to Huaguo Mountain, and accompanied the monkey monkey grandson to live an ordinary life, and finally turned into a stone on the top of Huaguo Mountain...... And then then, then there is no then. ”
PS: It's a little late.,I'm sorry.,Tomorrow's birthday of my old man.,I'm busy.,Xiaguan is a mobile phone code word.,So there's no manuscript.,There's only one chapter of update tomorrow.,Big everyone!