Chapter 11 is a classic
Duan Mingyu, who was about to return to the eastern suburbs of the city, was full of energy, this was the first time he had started to hit someone, and until now, his face was still flushed with excitement. Duan Mingyu realized that he also had the potential to be a bad guy. However, for Zhang Baobao and these people, they have to see and beat them once, and it is useless to be reasonable, and it will only breed their arrogance.
Xu Zuye walked to the door of the house, took out the key obscenely, and opened the door slowly, but he didn't poke the key in for a long time. Duan Mingyu looked anxious, Xu Zuye still adhered to the principle of "not in a hurry, in order to get through the Pacific Ocean", he didn't look at the keyhole, and buried his head in a stab.
Ten centuries later......
Xu Zuye was concentrating on opening the door, when he suddenly heard a childish voice in his ear: "Hey, can you hurry up when you open the door?"
Xu Zuye was so frightened that the keys fell to the ground: "Who, who is fucking talking, scare Lao Tzu!" After speaking, he looked back at Duan Mingyu's back, except for this kid, he didn't find anyone else, but where did this voice come from?
"Giggles, you big idiot, I'm up there!"
Duan Mingyu and Xu Zuye looked up, obediently, there were still two people standing on the wall, Yang Zhaoniang and Yang Yanguang, the old and the young, were looking at Xu Zuye's jokes with pride!
Xu Zuye was even more startled, when did these two people appear? Why didn't you feel it at all?
Duan Mingyu glanced at Xu Zuye knowingly: "Brother Xu, I haven't noticed that I have been being spied silently for so long, and my junior brother feels that there are only two reasons that can be explained." ”
"First, these two people's martial arts are too high, and the masters are like this, and they don't know it; Second, Brother Xu, your martial arts are so low that you can't describe it in words. However, among the two explanations, the younger brother still prefers the latter. Hahaha! Duan Mingyu laughed heartily, looking at Xu Zuye's appearance of being teased really made people want to laugh.
Xu Zuye raised his eyebrows, but thinking of the gap between him and this kid's IQ, he had to say helplessly: "You stinky boy likes to make fun of Lao Tzu!" "I was a big man who was so frightened by a little girl's words that he couldn't hold the key steadily, and Xu Zuye's face was also a little hot.
"Xu stupid, aren't you quite brave when you beat people? How can you be so timid. Yang Zhaoniang smiled proudly.
Xu Zuye's old face turned red, after all, he was almost forty years old, and he was laughed at at the door of his house, and he was really embarrassed to be thrown home.
Unlike Xu Zuye, Duan Mingyu thought in his heart that it was Yang Zhaoniang who inadvertently revealed the news from his mouth, when he beat people? In this way, when Brother Xu and I flattened Zhang Baobao, this old man Yang and Zhao Niang were at the scene, even if they casually mentioned their own address, how could they arrive at the door of their house so quickly, and more importantly, this is a little girl and an old man, faster than his two big men, master, this old man is definitely a master.
Duan Mingyu's idea was quickly confirmed, Yang Yanguang jumped down from the wall of four or five meters with Xiao Zhaoniang in his arms, and fell slowly like a fallen leaf, seeing Duan Mingyu and Xu Zuye stunned, is this the legendary light skill? Amazing, so amazing! This trick is much more clever than stealing peaches from your own monkey.
If Yang Yanguang knew that Duan Mingyu was comparing his own unique light skills with the monkey's indiscriminate trick of stealing peaches at the moment, it was estimated that he would be so angry that he would vomit half a catty.
A smooth landing, this position is a classic.
Looking at the two who were stunned for a moment, Yang Yanguang stroked his beard proudly: "The old man has been practicing this skill for more than 40 years, and now he has finally entered the room, which makes the two of them laugh, hahahaha!"
Xu Zuye is like a balloon, practicing hard for more than 40 years, duck selling father, this is a few years older than his age, he still wants to learn art, it is estimated that he has learned, and he is too dead to die.
Duan Mingyu didn't have Xu Zuye's dirty thoughts at all, it was definitely not easy for people to practice this kung fu, or everyone would have become a master, if everyone was a master, he would definitely be the weakest existence among the masters. Then Duan Mingyu is absolutely willing to be hit by a truck again, cross again, and leave this "hell on earth".
Yang Zhaoniang smiled slightly, revealing two little tiger teeth: "Hehe, my grandfather's kung fu is high, if you want to learn kung fu, exchange it for good-looking clogs!" After speaking, there was a cunning in his eyes.
Yang Yanguang was so angry that he knocked on Yang Zhaoniang's head: "The family heirloom kung fu was sold by your little girl like this, right?" Don't talk like that in the future. ”
Yang Zhaoniang lowered her head aggrievedly: "If you don't change it, you won't change it, why are you so fierce!"
"You don't want to teach, Lao Tzu doesn't want to learn! Learning kung fu is so tiring, it's better to go to bubble beauties to be cost-effective. Duan Mingyu said secretly, don't look at him magnificently, but in all fairness, Duan Mingyu is a leader among perverts in his bones.
After learning that Yang Yanguang was a master, Xu Zuye was obviously much more attentive: "Come on, come on, Mr. Yang inside, please, the sun is big outside, Mingyu, quickly brew a pot of my treasured Tieguanyin."
Duan Mingyu was furious: "Lao Xu, you are too unkind, didn't you say that you drank it all last time?" I'm hiding it from my brother, right? ”
Xu Zuye sweated and came down: "Who is with whom of our brothers, I can't hide it from you, this tea only arrived yesterday."
Duan Mingyu glanced at Xu Zuye suspiciously, and then let him go. Xu Zuye finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Mr. Yang, let your old man smile."
"Hey, young man, you know!" Yang Yanguang was obviously quite satisfied with Xu Zuye's attitude, and put on a like-minded virtue with Xu Zuye.
"Embarrassed!" This is Yang Zhaoniang's true evaluation of the two in her heart.
Tasting the fragrance of Tieguanyin, the atmosphere in the lobby suddenly became active, Yang Yanguang said: "This tea leaf is full, and the lips and teeth are fragrant after the entrance, it is really the best in Tieguanyin!"
"Of course, I think I Xu Zuye was a figure in this Bianliang City back then, and I ...... at that time."
Say it! Say it. Duan Mingyu thought that Xu Zuye wanted to tell his life experience, and his heart was excited, after knowing each other for so long, Xu Zuye had never confided in his previous experience, which had always made Duan Mingyu angry, and this old guy was finally willing to say it.
"Forget it, I won't mention it back then." Xu Zuye glanced at Duan Mingyu shamelessly and said slowly.
Duan Mingyu shouted depressed in his heart, this product is purely hanging people's appetite, it's really fucking dead.
"Hmph, what is there to be proud of, if you don't say it, you won't say it." It was Yang Zhaoniang who complained first. After speaking, he drank all the tea in the cup in one gulp.
My Tieguanyin, Duan Mingyu's heart is dripping blood, and he is usually reluctant to drink two sips of good tea, and he was ruined by this little girl in vain, this is all white flowers!