Zhao Yu teased the two of them for a long time, and he had already seen that Lang Rushan was slippery, but only in this way could he eat between officialdom and the dojo, but he didn't have much courage, as for how deep his knowledge was, he didn't see it, but he had a lot of eyes; As for that Deng Mu, that is, the so-called madman, in his opinion, he relied on saying some unbelievable remarks, and then befriending a few so-called celebrities, and elevating his own identity through them, so he had the capital to sell high. If you play deeper, make some unusual moves, and win people's attention, you will become a celebrity.

However, what Zhao Hao couldn't see through was the Taoist priest who took the boat, after making trouble for so long, not only did he not say a word, but his expression did not change much, he watched them perform indifferently, not sad or happy, but unfathomable. If it hadn't been introduced earlier, he would definitely think that he was a fool, where is there such a companion, and the master won't even say a word when he suffers a loss? This performance made him unable to eat.

"In the world of life, the red stripes come and the red stripes go, what's the use of asking for these fig leafs?" When Deng Mu heard the laughter, he looked at his body, but he didn't flash as quickly as Zhao Yu thought, but simply tore off the three handfuls of paper clothes left on his body and wiped the rainwater on his face.

"Hehe, that's a good point!" Zhao Hao saw the appearance of the so-called madman, and he didn't dodge, clapping his hands and looking at him with a smile.

"Why do you think so much of me?" Being stared at by a man made Deng Mu uncomfortable, and he turned his body unnaturally.

"Yo, where is the madman, he is actually naked in public, it is really immoral, drive away quickly, don't disturb the son!" Seeing this, Wang De came out to the rescue, and after taking a look, he hurriedly turned sideways to cover the hatch and said.

"Expel away!" However, Zhao Hao really can't do anything about this kind of person, whether he beats him up or kills him, he is just angry, but he will get into a commotion. And he suddenly had no interest in rambling with them any longer, there was no reason to talk to the Hun people, he raised his hand and said.

"Yes!" The oarsmen answered in unison, and two pennies poked out of the hatch of the bilge and poked at the boat, trying to pull it away.

"Wen Xing, you killed the poor Dao!" Seeing that the matter ended like this, Lang Rushan looked naked and still proud, as if the winner was his own general Deng Mu, and pointed his finger at him tremblingly.

"Yishan, why should such people beg him to ......" Deng Mu was puzzled when he heard this, but he was interrupted in the middle of his words.

"That's it, that's it, Mr. Wenxing is talented, our Dongxiao Palace can't afford to respect the gods, please find another immortal mansion after you turn around!" Lang Rushan saw that he had caused a great disaster, but he still had no remorse, and slapped the canopy of the boat.

"The Taoist wants to break off friendship with me?" Deng Mu was stunned for a moment, and asked rhetorically with a change in his face.

"Alas, the disaster has already sat down, and the poor road industry is no longer able to protect itself, Mr. Wenxing should do it himself!" Lang Rushan sighed.

"Whoever is in the ship, is there no heavenly reason? If it is to blame, I will bear it! Deng Mu saw that Lang Rushan's face was gloomy, and his words were full of sadness, but he was heroic.

"Hehe, I thank Mr. Wenxing for his kindness. But the man in the boat is Tianli, I'm afraid you can't afford it! Under the push of the two long pennies, the two boats gradually distanced themselves, Lang Rushan looked at the big boat and shook his head and smiled bitterly. At this point, he knew that it was difficult to recover, and the little emperor would be even more suspicious of himself, let alone in charge of the Dao system, but he was afraid that Dongxiao Palace would not be able to stay.

"......" Deng Mu is not really crazy, so he naturally heard the meaning, and couldn't help but be stunned! He knew that he scolded Lao Tzu, the king of heaven, the immortal emperor in private gatherings, showing that he was not afraid of heaven and earth, not afraid of power, and flaunted his personality. Not to mention in front of the emperor, even in front of the court officials, those people will take it down on the spot for the crime of arguing, they don't care what kind of celebrity you are, a board is indispensable. And now he actually slandered the king to his face, even if the emperor would not deal with him in person, he would be worse off than dead if he turned back.

"Alas......" Zhao Hao sighed as he watched the two boats gradually separate, feeling that they were pitiful and hateful, and turned around to leave.

"Your Majesty is slow, the trail is the head!" At this moment, Shen Duofu, who was holding the boat on the boat, suddenly knelt down and kowtowed.

"What do you mean, there is no Your Majesty here!" Zhao Yu was stunned for a moment, and returned to normal in a blink of an eye.

"Your Majesty, why should you shirk it, Poor Dao and Senior Brother came with no malice, so why should God hide the body of the true dragon!" Shen Duofu saluted again.

"Oh, how can the Dao Chief determine that I am the emperor, is it true that I am also purple in my body?" Zhao Yu smiled back.

"Your Majesty, Xiaodao's spells are low, so naturally they can't peek through the heavens. But His Majesty just let out a long sigh, but it was full of compassion for the heavens and the earth, and Xiaodao dared to speak in vain! Shen Duofu replied.

"Hehe, you are indeed honest, get up and talk back!" Zhao Yu nodded and said, acquiescing to his guess.

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Shen Duofu saluted again.

"I ask you, what is your intention in disturbing the lake three times?" Since it has been broken, there is no need to pretend it anymore, Wang De hurriedly ordered someone to move the throne and put it at the door of the cabin, Zhao Yu sat down and asked.

"Back to Your Majesty, Xiaodao really doesn't know, please tell Senior Brother Rong!" Shen Duofu replied.

"Poor Dao has eyes and no beads to collide with Your Majesty, please atone for your sins!" Lang Rushan's intestines are repentant at the moment, obviously the little emperor is standing in front of him, but he still insists on meeting the 'noble', this is really blind.

"Your eyesight is indeed not very good, and you are guilty of sins, and what is the matter with you in a hurry to see me?" Zhao Hao snorted coldly.

"Your Majesty, now that Jiangnan has been restored, the Queen Mother and Her Majesty have returned to Beijing, and the poor Dao wants to open a dojo to pray for the Great Song Dynasty, bless the Queen Mother and His Majesty with endless blessings, and the country and the people are safe, and thank God for his protection; Moreover, the Dongxiao Palace was burned down in the Chunyou year, and the poor road was still repaired after ten years of hard work, and I would like to ask Your Majesty to give some merit! Lang Rushan thought for a while and said, but he also knew that he was not 'stunned' by the little emperor, and he was wrong to take his mind seriously, so he fell into an extremely passive situation, and he didn't dare to say what he wanted to say. But if he intercepts the holy driver for no reason, the crime is also not small, and he can only say two things head-on.

"Is that all? It seems that it is inconvenient to say it explicitly! Zhao Yu took the tea handed over and took a sip.

"Your Majesty......"

"It's hard to say, so let's see if it's right for you!" Zhao Yu smiled and said, "One is that the court has just returned, and the Taoist people are scattered, and the Taoist chief wants to share his worries for me and wants to abbot Jiangnan Daowu; The two are to take the opportunity to carry forward Taoism, and it is best to worship Taoism and destroy the law, and establish Taoism alone; If you are famous all over the world, you can go down in history, and your merits will be completed. Right? ”

"Your Majesty Shengming, the poor Dao is willing to share your Majesty's worries and educate all sentient beings, as for the fame in history, you will never dare!" Lang Rushan was shocked when he heard this, and couldn't help but think that this little emperor had already cultivated the art of mind reading after receiving the guidance of the immortals, and he understood what he was thinking at once, but at this moment, he could only be modest and authentic.

"Hehe, such a small thing is easy to do." Zhao Hao said with a smile, "Everyone in the world knows the Changjing Passage Method, and he has supernatural powers, as long as he casts a spell to convince me!" ”

"Your Majesty, this is not on the lake, and it is difficult to use the poor road, please move to the Dongxiao Palace, burn incense and pray in order to invite the immortals!" Lang Rushan was overjoyed when he heard this, and said with a salute.

"Why bother so much, just now everyone saw the Dao Master perform the technique of leveling the ground and ascending, and they were amazed, and they all thought that the heavenly immortals had descended. I also feel magical, just a little trick! Zhao Yu waved his hand. And seeing that he was actually happy, he secretly sighed in his heart that fame and fortune are not exempt from vulgarity, and he really doesn't know whether he is alive or dead.

"This ...... It's okay, the poor road is ugly! Lang Rushan also died, thinking about it, he actually agreed.

"Senior brother, it's not good to be like this!" Lang Rushan asked Shen Duofu to come over to help with the practice, but he hesitated.

"Yes!" Lang Rushan glared at him and said.

"Alas!" Shen Duofu sighed, first took off the Taoist robe on his body and put it on Deng Mu, covering his body, and then went into the cabin and took out some incense candles, rune paper and other things to light them separately. And Lang Rushan also sat on the bow of the boat with a staff in his hand, chanting words in his mouth, but he suddenly picked up a few pieces of rune paper and lit them on the candle flame, and then threw them, and immediately the smoke enveloped the bow of the boat. After a while, the smoke cleared, and Lang Rushan was already floating in the air with a stick, three feet above the ground.

"What a miracle!" Everyone on the boat immediately exclaimed, you must know that Taoism is very widespread in the Great Song Dynasty, and they have heard a lot about turning stones into gold, feathering and ascending to immortals, and predicting bad luck.

"You go over the boat...... Seeing that everyone was in a frenzy, they immediately regarded it as a fairy, Zhao Yu called Chen Dun and whispered a few words in his ear.

"Yes!" Chen Dun smiled and nodded, originally he was very dissatisfied with the little emperor's acting without waiting for him to appear, but this time not only did he have no complaints, but he was also elated, just like a child suddenly found a very interesting toy. He asked people to get on the gangplank, and after crossing the boat, they circled around Lang Rushan twice, and everyone didn't know what he was going to do, but they all stared intently, wondering what tricks he was playing.

"Broken!" Chen Dun turned behind Lang Rushan, suddenly shouted, grabbed his shoulders with both hands and divided them to both sides, tearing his robe in half, but seeing Lang Rushan floating in the air, he was clearly sitting on a wooden plank, and was connected to the staff inserted into the board of the boat through a bracket, and under the cover of the robe, the person seemed to be floating in the air helplessly.

"What a trick!" Zhao Yu was the first to applaud. In fact, he was also bluffed at first, but after thinking about it, he understood. You must know that although this trick has been pulled out of the body, it also frightened the Chinese people at the beginning.

He remembered that in the 80s, a well-known journal published an Indian travelogue, saying that there was a yoga master on the territory of Sange'er who could fly flat on the ground, float in the air, fly on the wall, and even hang on a car, which also caused a sensation at that time and promoted the qigong craze in China. But as there are more and more opportunities for Chinese people to go out, people gradually understand that it is just a street trick, and the things that beggars play are not yoga practice at all.

"Liar!"

"Damn it!" Everyone immediately woke up from their shock, and pointed out that if it weren't for the presence of the little emperor, I am afraid that they would have to cross the boat and beat him up.

"Your Majesty atons for your sins, the poor road is a ghost for a while, you shouldn't deceive Your Majesty, please bypass it!" When Lang Rushan saw that the deception was exposed, he immediately knelt down and kowtowed again and again to beg for mercy.

"Are you worthy of being called a Taoist priest?" Zhao Yu pointed to Lang Rushan who was kneeling on the ground, "Lao Tzu founded Taoism, and its sect intention is to pursue natural harmony, peace in the world, social stability, and family harmony. The belief is to respect the Tao and virtue, and to unite heaven and man. Respect the heavens and ancestors, seek immortals and visit the Tao; The secret of cultivation is to double cultivate one's life, return to simplicity; The quality of people should be as good as water, and the weak should not be disputed; The way of life is to abide by the quiet and few desires, and naturally do nothing; Follow the ethics of loyalty, filial piety, righteousness, benevolence and integrity. What did you do? ”

"Your Majesty's mercy, Your Majesty's mercy!" Faced with the little emperor's question, Lang Rushan was difficult to answer, but he kept begging.

"What did you do with the Dongxiao Palace? I live in a spacious Taoist temple with carved beams and paintings, wear silk and satin, eat delicacies from all over the world, make friends with dignitaries, and care about the wealth of the house. Have you ever thought that the lonely people, the displaced, the lack of food, your Taoist robe inlaid with gold and jade, I am afraid that all the family resources of the ten middle-class families are not enough! ”

"Is Dongxiao Palace being rebuilt? Not only is the scale more grand, but also rebuilt the Xuanji Temple, the Temple of You, the Temple of Emperor Zhang, the Temple of the Dragon King Immortal Official, the Yuanqing Palace, the Cupola Temple, the Yunyang Temple, the Chongzhen Temple, the Yuandong Temple, the Star Official, and also added and repaired the Ningzhen Temple, the Tongming Temple, the Yiqing Temple, etc. It can be described as magnificent, reflecting the forest valley, and it costs more than 10 million, but when the Great Song Kingdom was ruined, there was the protection of the immortal in the lower realm. Zhao Yu was still angry, and pointed to Yue Fei's grave not far away, "And Yue Wumu's father and son fought bloodily back then, resisted foreign humiliation, and made outstanding meritorious contributions, meritorious to the country, and benevolent to the people." But now that the shrine has been destroyed, you refuse to spend a penny on renovation, but you still want to repair the useless things, what is the morality! ”

"You also ate the Great Song Dynasty and were enthroned by the imperial court. But the Great Song Dynasty has just fallen into the hands of the enemy, you don't want to repay the country's kindness, but instead accept Meng Yuan's edict and accept the false position, where is the righteousness of loyalty, filial piety? If you still want to eat Junlu again, do you have a sense of shame, can you remember the teachings of Lao Tzu! ”

"Your Majesty, the Taoist seeks the immortal way, and educates all the people to the Tao. He is a person from outside the country, how can he be loyal to the king, and why should he stick to the country! At this time, seeing that his rice bowl was about to be smashed, Deng Mu arched his hand to the little emperor.

"Hehe, Sanjiao outsider, what are you? Even if you don't believe in Taoism, why bother living in Taoist temples, eating and living for nothing, and pointing fingers at other people's wrongs, without gratitude, what face do you have to talk about the rights and wrongs of others......" Zhao Hao had already seen that this product was not pleasing to the eye, and when he saw that he interjected, he immediately pointed the finger at him......