Chapter 788: Yuan Shao with a blue nose and swollen face
The book is picked up again.
"Bang bang bang!!"
"Ahh Don't slap your face! ”
"Oops! Oh my ass!! ”
"Lu Bu! You bastard! Someone will definitely take revenge on you! Definitely!! ”
"Hu ......" After beating the original pillar of incense, Lu Bu stopped his fist, let go of Yuan Shao, who had a blue nose and swollen face, straightened up, and exhaled a breath with a refreshing face.
"Da ......" At this time, Zhang Liao, who was full of strange faces, and Gao Ran, who was also full of heavy faces, also came here.
"Phew...!" After the two turned over and dismounted, Gao Ran hurriedly came to Lu Bu's face, hugged his fists, and said with a grateful face: "Thank you Wenhou for saving your life, a certain family is unforgettable!" ”
"General Gao, please get up!" Seeing this, Lu Bu hurriedly helped Gao Lan, patted her on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "You and I don't know each other, so there's no need to make such a big gift."
Moreover, before that, you also released a certain family, and it is also the right thing for a certain family to come back to help you at this time, and it doesn't have to be like this. ”
At this moment, Zhang Liao also saw Yuan Shao, who had a blue nose and swollen face, and fell to the ground weakly, and asked Lu Bu with a strange face: "Lord, this... What's going on! ”
Although he was asking Lu Bu, Zhang Liao had already roughly guessed what was going on, but he still had to confirm it.
And most importantly, he wanted to teach Lu Bu a lesson!
In case if Lu Bu is captured in the future, and the other princes do the same, it will be troublesome!
None of those princes were easy to get along with, and even if they were captured, their influence was very great.
If Lu Bu treats them too rudely, I'm afraid he will cause unnecessary trouble!
Therefore, Zhang Liao planned to use this incident to teach Lu Bu a lesson and let him remember this matter firmly.
"Uh... Hehe......" Lu Bu laughed a little embarrassedly when he heard this, and said: "The reason why he is like this is because a certain family beat him!" ”
After saying this, he saw that Zhang Liao and Gao Ran's faces were full of weirdness, and hurriedly quibbled: "It's no wonder that a certain family is really Yuan Shao is too angry, if it weren't for the fact that he was so rampant after failure, a certain family would not have done such a poisonous move!" ”
"Fart!" Yuan Shao, who had a blue nose and swollen face, scolded bitterly after hearing this.
Then he glanced at Lu Bu with a vicious gaze and retorted loudly: "Lu Bu! Do you dare to touch your conscience and say that you hit a certain family not to vent, but because a certain family is too rampant?! ”
"......" After Lu Bu heard Yuan Shao's inquiry, he couldn't say a word.
Because he beat Yuan Shao really to vent, but ......
"Peng!" After Lu Bu kicked Yuan Shao more than a meter away, he said neatly: "You are just a captive, which turn can you speak?!" While playing
!
A captive should look like a captive! If you talk too much, be careful that someone kicks you to death! ”
When he said these words, although Lu Bu's face was very calm at this time, if you looked closely, you could see that the corners of his mouth and eyes were twitching slightly.
At this time, he couldn't wait to kick Yuan Shao to death!
Who asked Yuan Shao to expose his old background immediately after he found a plausible reason?!
Annoyed and angry, he is talking about the current Lu Bu!
“!!!” After Zhang Liao and Gao Ran saw Lu Bu's movements, they both looked at Lu Bu in amazement.
"Ahem......" Then Zhang Liao immediately came back to his senses, feeling that Lu Bu's actions really affected his image a little.
So after he coughed twice, he forcibly whitewashed him and said: "General Gao, my lord did this, not to take revenge on Yuan Shao for exposing his old background, but to ......"
After saying this, he was stuck, and he really didn't know what words to use to whitewash Lu Bu.
After thinking about it for a long time, he finally reluctantly came up with a saying, saying: "The reason why my lord did that just now is because he is such a true person. ”
After saying this, Zhang Liao added you in his eyes, as if he had found the truth, clapped his hands, and said with excitement on his face: "Yes! It's true temperament!
My father-in-law and Yuan Shao are enemies, and it is inevitable that he will be a little angry after seeing Yuan Shao, so he will beat him, right! That's it! ”
"Huh! Hehe......" After Gao Ran heard Zhang Liao's words, he laughed dryly, he really didn't know what to say.
When Zhang Liao didn't explain, he could barely convince himself, but after this Zhang Liao's explanation......
Hehe......
Not only Gao Lan, but even Lu Bu on the side was full of black lines after hearing Zhang Liao's explanation.
Then he put his arm around Zhang Liao's shoulders and whispered in his ear: "Wen Yuan, a certain family knows that you are excusing a certain family, but have you ever heard of a word called wanting to cover Mizhang?!"
What did you just say, what's the difference between it and three hundred taels of silver here?! ”
"Uh......" Zhang Liao was immediately stunned after hearing Lu Bu's question.
Then he also smiled bitterly, just now he was in a hurry to excuse Lu Bu, but he didn't pay attention to his words, but now that he thinks about it, he is indeed a little eager to cover up.
If he hadn't explained, maybe Gao Ran wouldn't have thought much about it, but now he explained......
After thinking of this, he immediately looked at Gao Ran.
Sure enough, I saw Gao Ran looking at him speechless at this time.
After seeing Gao Lan's gaze, Zhang Liao smiled bitterly, arched his hand slightly at Gao Lan, and said, "Let General Gao smile, a certain general is a rough one."
People can't speak, let alone cover up for others, so they made some jokes, and I hope General Gao won't be surprised. ”
Originally, she was still a little speechless, but after hearing Zhang Liao's words, Gao Ran felt very kind, stepped forward and patted her on the shoulder and said, "What is General Zhang talking about, General Zhang is a rough person, isn't there a certain family?"
I don't have to beat around the bush when these rough people speak.
Didn't Wen Hou beat Yuan Shao just now to get angry, it's not a big deal, if it weren't for Yuan Shao's injury now, a certain family would also want to beat him out of anger. ”
"Oh?!" After Lu Bu heard Gao Lan's words, his eyes lit up, and he patted her arm with excitement and said, "I didn't expect you to be a fellow practitioner!"
A certain family tells you that although this Yuan Shao is not very good, his feel is really good!
After a certain family hit for a while, I felt very happy!
It feels so good to hit him, it's not awkward, but it also has texture, and it feels really cool! ”
When he said these words, Lu Bu touched his fist, his face full of intoxication.
"Cough cough cough ......" Hearing Lu Bu's words, after seeing Lu Bu's XiaoHun expression, Zhang Liao and Gao Ran couldn't help but cough together.
"Okay, my lord, I won't talk about this later." Zhang Liao was afraid that Lu Bu would say something shocking and vulgar again, so he quickly changed the topic and said, "I'll discuss how to grab Yuan Shao's territory!" ”
"You're waiting, you're wishful thinking!" Just after Zhang Liao's words settled, a faint voice came from the same side.
After hearing the voice, the three of them looked in the direction from which the voice came from at the same time.
I saw Yuan Shao standing up in embarrassment, with blood on the corners of his mouth, and looked at the three of them with hatred on his face.
When Lu Bu saw that the person who spoke was Yuan Shao, he pursed his lips with disdain on his face and said, "You dare to interject when I am waiting to speak?!" I don't think you've been beaten enough! ”
"You... Ahem......" After Yuan Shao heard Lu Bu's words, he was about to reply, but he was suddenly affected by his internal injuries, and he didn't say a word, he could only cough wildly.
After coughing for a while, he vomited a mouthful of blood, and finally felt better.
Then, he stood up straight, looked at Lu Bu with pride on his face and said, "Lu Bu! A certain family admits that a certain family has indeed lost, and a certain family is not your opponent!
However, you want to take over a certain family's territory, but it is wishful thinking!
Are you really vegetarians like me?!
Although one family has failed, the place occupied by one family is full of families, and they are united as a force that is smaller than one family!
You think that if you defeat a certain family, you will be able to occupy a certain family's territory?
Have you ever heard of the words "smiling and generous"? Haha......"