Chapter 47: The expression of the donkey treasure

Zhang Fangping stayed at Lao Wang's house next door.

He is a person who hates the poor and loves the rich, and he smashed his chopsticks again when he opened the meal, because it was coarse tea and light rice.

Mother Wu Qiong, Erya and her mother, and grandmother, all stood awkwardly.

Wang Yan smiled wisely: "Uncle Su knows that he is as honest as water, loves the people like a son, and for your name......

After finishing speaking, he was slapped on the back of the head, Zhang Fangping said: "It's okay, catch one of your chickens and send it to the old man to taste, just a small matter can't hurt the old man." The old man is not one of those saints. ”

Wang Yan cried blind and made the same mistake as Yang Wenguang and Di Qing.

In fact, it's really not that Wang Yan is stingy and can't cook big dishes. Instead, he pretended to be loyal with the heart of pretending to be forced, and as a result, he failed to pretend to be forced again.

Now, I finally know how to serve this old fellow.

Zheng Erniang is timid, she has no experience in serving the ministers to eat, so she can't show it. So Wang Yan cooked himself.

When a plate of stir-fried chicken is brought up, the aroma of the original meat is fragrant.

Then Lao Zhang carried the big earthen bowl that Er Ya was eating, and began to eat it violently, eating it with great pleasure, sniffing and adding mouth.

The food is very refreshing, a bowl of rice is full, and there is still half a plate of fried chicken. I wanted to be cool but I couldn't hold it anymore, so Zhang Fangping pointed when he got up: "These are packed and sent to my room." ”

Erya swallowed her saliva with tears in her eyes, and watched her brother carry the chicken and send it to ......

Wang Anshi hated Zhang Fangping living at home.

The main reason is that Zhang Fangping didn't stop after eating the fried chicken, and he smashed his chopsticks and scolded people every time he didn't have that big dish.

Now that he has borrowed money to build a house, Lao Wang is very distressed, almost every time he eats, Wang Anshi looks at Zhang Fangping stuffing something into his mouth, in Lao Wang's eyes, every meal has to be eaten by him A window, or a pillar.

Xiao Suanyan felt that his father was weak, and if he was under pressure to entertain the prime minister to eat chicken, this official simply didn't have to do it. I'm afraid he won't eat it, as long as he eats, he will be completely stress-free.

Of course, Wang Yan will not entertain Lao Zhang with his own group of "good people's chickens", mainly to go to the market to collect other chickens, which is nothing more than expensive. But now Wang Yan is not a local tyrant, but he is also a boss, and he can still afford a few chickens.

This old Wang is not at home again, he is always busy.

At noon, Zhang Fangping, the king of rubbing, said while picking his teeth: "Little goose." ”

"The students are here." Wang Yan hugged his fists.

Zhang Fangping couldn't help but regret eating this child's chicken very much, and this kid finally started to call himself a student as a relative.

Originally, this kid was also a prodigy with amazing bones, and it wasn't a bad thing to have such a student. However, recently Lao Zhang found that this calf can have a quarter of the "typos" in writing articles. And his grammar is surprisingly similar to Ma Jinsi and others, although it sounds straightforward and novel, but it is obvious that he can't go to the temple.

So this means that there is such a student who will smear Zhang Fangping's face.

However, the mouth of the cannibal is short, and there is something to ask this kid, so he has to admit it, Zhang Fangping twisted his beard and said: "About your secret recipe for hatching chickens, how is it organized?" ”

Wang Yan shook his hand and said: "Uncle Xianggong clearly sees that the kid's grammar is disordered, and he can't write the words well, and he is still sorting out and revising." ”

"It's okay, it's hard for the old man to make a few mistakes, the old man is a good man, and he can understand your typos and word habits, just bring it. You're young and you're working too hard, just let the rest of the old man help you tidy up. Zhang Fangping waved his hand.

"It's not good." Wang Yan bit his finger and said.

Although he was pretending to be cute, Lao Zhang also said angrily: "Do you hand it over or not?" ”

"A soldier can be killed, but not humiliated! You just chop it with a knife, and I'll forget it! Wang Yan stomped his feet and shouted.

Zhang Fangping was stunned and said: "I just asked you for a secret recipe, this is still what you promised, your temper is quite big, what is it to slash and kill when you open your mouth and close your mouth?" ”

Zhang Fangping pointed to his nose again and said, "Do you think the old man looks like a robber?" ”

"Well...... "Well," Wang Yan continued to hesitate, and the implication was almost like a robber.

Zhang Fangping lifted the tea and took a sip and said, "It looks like you're going to talk about the conditions?" Okay, say the conditions, see if the old man can do it. ”

Wang Yan said: "The kid needs a two-year patent protection period? ”

"What the hell is this?" Zhang Fangping said.

Wang Yan said: "In other words, the secret recipe can be handed over to the imperial court, and it will not be castrated." However, I also need to make money, if the court is on a big scale, then my chicks will not be special, and my profits will decline. ”

Zhang Fangping pointed to his nose and said: "I will talk about conditions, you should really learn more from your father in this regard." If you can't earn it, you can't earn it, and the old man will give you benefits in other aspects. Do you think I'm an unrighteous person? ”

"Uncle is fallacious. The great man of my generation, although he pays attention to serving the country and the people. However, it is an indisputable fact that if I don't get a benefit, it will affect the enthusiasm for future research and development. If you don't have enthusiasm and no inspiration, you're not a prodigy, Uncle Xianggong, you want to harm the emperor's prodigy? Wang Yan said with a smile.

Zhang Fangping couldn't help but laugh dumbly, not caring about his nonsense, but there was one sentence that he listened to: the benefits are not enough, which will affect his enthusiasm for research and development in the future. It's a bit of a philistine, but it doesn't make sense.

Given that this kid is really a prodigy, who knows what amazing things he will do in the future. If you rob him now, he won't hand it over if he has the results in the future.

After twisting his beard and hesitating for a long time, Zhang Fangping said: "Two years is too long, let me tell you this, my Da Song is now full of holes, not so many two years." How about nine months of protection for you? ”

"And then my family is going to drink the northwest wind?" Wang Yan's terrifying appearance.

Zhang Fangping said: "There are not so many northwest winds for you to drink, the soldiers of our western army have blocked the wind and sand, you will also be an official in the future, and you will not starve to death." But the old man visually said that you couldn't afford to pass the exam, so you really don't need the old man's help in your official career? Including your father's report to Beijing next year, don't you weigh it? ”

"Uncle means to help me cheat in the future, so my little goose will be relieved." Wang Yan said with a smile.

As a result, he was slapped on the back of the head again, and Zhang Fangping scolded: "That's not called cheating, but the old man wants to help Da Song select a few practical talents, and there are enough scholars in the crepe of Da Song, do you understand?" ”

"Understood, Uncle is mighty."

Wang Yan said, took out a specific process of incubation from his arms and handed it over.

Zhang Fangping took it and took a look, it was very detailed, the logic was clear, and there were details. It is completely in line with what Zhang Fangping has seen with his own eyes during this time. So he was very happy, and praised "this kid is really amazing".

In fact, the chickens are still the most unique. Because about genes, pedigree, and breeding, it is still a systematic science. What Wang Yan promised him was "the process of conjuring chicks", but it did not include the breeding process. Then the strategy of pedigree breeding can be sold again in the future, properly......

"White Dragon Horse, the neck bell rings, and the second girl is going to eat powder."

Walking on the snow-covered streets, Wang Xiaoya sang a song made up by Wang Yan. Riding on the back of a donkey, her voice is not good, but it has a unique taste with this little treasure's neck bell.

Wang Yan walked in front and heard some feelings, so he turned around and pointed to the donkey's nose and said, "The white dragon horse is better, how about you change your name to 'Little White Dragon Zhou Botong' from today?" ”

"Whew." The donkey barked.

"I know you're a little gray, but isn't it nice to have multiple names?" Wang Yan said.

"Whew."

"You're just going to fight with me, aren't you?" Wang Yan was not happy.

"Whew."

"Okay, if you are ruthless, if you don't change it, you won't change it, you will continue to call Donkey Xiaobao." Wang Yan compromised.

"Whew." The donkey barked again.

Wang Yan said: "I know that you are the Wang family, but where is the 'name and character' called together, donkey Xiaobao Wang's family, do you think it is smooth?" ”

"Whew."

"Do you want to be referred to as 'Donkey Treasure Family'?" Wang Yan slapped it on the skull and said, "Although it can be called that, but my eldest Wang family hates others to talk about conditions the most." I'm in charge of decision-making, you're in charge of obedience, isn't it simple? ”

The donkey was depressed for a while, and he didn't talk about the conditions.

Wang Xiaoya thinks that the big goose is very magical. Only the big duck in the world can understand the meaning of the donkey. This is a magical donkey, and it uses "Om" to represent everything it says. Saying "Om Woo Woo" means that the content is the same, but it is a solemn tone. The content of saying "Om Woo" is also the same as Om Woo, but it means that it is very angry and quarrelsome.