Chapter 16: The Strongest Mouth
Five minutes later, Fair, Dahu, Erbao and three people with more than 30 people with earthen shotguns walked to the entrance of the village and faced Zheng Long head-on.
Seeing that everyone was already fair, Zheng Long immediately stepped forward and took two steps, wanting to say hello to fairness.
"Brush!"
As soon as Zheng Long moved, the crowd behind him directly raised their shotguns and said to Zheng Long with a serious face, "Don't move!" ”
Seeing this, Shun Yo and the others also raised the rifle in their hands, the bullet was loaded, and the muzzle of the gun was pointed at the fair and the others, with a very serious expression.
"Haha! Brother Fair, I just take two steps forward, I don't need to be so serious, right? Zheng Long smiled, turned his head and said to Shunyu, "Put your guns down, you don't need to be tense." ”
Shun Yu and the others hesitated, but they still obeyed Zheng Long's order and put the gun down, but their expressions were very nervous, if Fair and the others had any unfavorable actions against Zheng Long, Shun Yu and the others would shoot without hesitation.
"Put your guns down, too." After waving his hand to let the brother behind him put down the shotgun, Wen Xuanxuan said, "I don't know what you are doing here?" ”
"Stomp!"
Zheng Long didn't answer, took two steps forward, stopped at a distance of about one meter from Fair, took out the loose cigarette exchanged through the system from his pocket, took out one and handed it to Fair and asked, "Smoke one?" With a filter, it tastes good. ”
Fair paused for a moment, then reached out and took it under his nose and asked, "This is a good thing." ”
"Sting!"
Zheng Long took out a match and scratched it, waited until the match burned, lit his cigarette, and then handed the unburned match to the fair place, and when the fair saw this, he hurriedly leaned over and lit the cigarette in his mouth.
"Whew!"
Zheng Long took a hard puff of his cigarette and spit out the smoke, his expression was very enjoyable.
"Why are you so stingy?" The big tiger smelled the smoke in the air, pouted, and said, "Get me one to taste too!" ”
Zheng Long paused for a moment, and directly threw the cigarette case to Dahu Dao, "It's all for you, we have a lot of this stuff in our troops." ”
Dahu hurriedly took the cigarette case, smoked one and sniffed it at his nose, with an obsessive face.
"Smack!"
Fairness couldn't help but look at the big tiger's unpromising appearance, and slapped the big tiger on the head and said, "Get out of the way, it's useless." ”
The big tiger rubbed his head, didn't pout, took a step back, took a match from his pocket and lit it.
"What's this smoke like? Big Brother Fair! Zheng Long asked with a smile.
"It's a good cigarette." Fair squinted at Zheng Long and said, "How do you know about me?" ”
"Who doesn't know the prestige of Big Brother Fair?" Zheng Long said, gave a thumbs up and said, "The Northeast Bandit King was just kicked out by the Japanese." ”
"! The Japanese soldiers are eggs. The fair scolded and asked, "What do you want to do here?" ”
"I don't want to do anything, I'll ask you a few questions, and I'll turn around and leave." After Zheng Long finished speaking, he paused and asked directly, "Do you hate the Japanese?" ”
"Hate, the Japanese soldiers are the most bastard, harming the people of our country and leaving our homeland." Zheng Long gritted his teeth and scolded: "The Japanese are more unreasonable than the emperor. ”
"Then are you willing to be a bandit all the time?" Zheng Long asked again.
"Who the can do anything else to be a bandit." Fair replied directly, "Being a bandit is just forced by life, there is no way to do it, I don't want to rob those ordinary people, but if I don't rob, what the hell will I eat?" What do my brothers eat? ”
"Then do you want to fight the Japanese?" Zheng Long finished his last puff of cigarette and reached out to flick the cigarette butt.
"I must think, I've really the Japanese a few times, and the Japanese even made me a traitor, but I didn't agree." After saying that, Fair smiled and said, "What's the matter!?" You're going to take us in. ”
"No!" Zheng Long shook his head and said, "It's not called co-optation, it's called giving you a chance." ”
"Give you a chance to reform and be a new person!"
"Give you a chance to take revenge and fight the Japanese!"
"Give you a chance to be promoted and make a fortune, protect your family and defend the country, and be a hero!"
"Now the opportunity is in front of you, it depends on whether you accept it or not."
"Isn't this still an incorporation?" Fairness stared at Zheng Long and said, "After the co-optation, let me be assigned to be cannon fodder and send me to death, right?" ”
"Join us, you are the people of the country, the soldiers of the country, and the patron saint of the people. What about sending death! Zheng Long paused, pointed to Shunyo and the others behind him, "After joining us, we are brothers, we are comrades-in-arms, and we can leave our backs to each other's feelings, how can we talk about cannon fodder?" ”
"What I can guarantee is that I will definitely rush forward and backward than you, and I will definitely go later than you!"
"Blind jb squirting, anyone can, why should we believe you?" The second leopard couldn't help but interject.
"Just because we are soldiers, I can swear by my military heart!" Zheng Long pointed to the sky and said solemnly, "Soldiers, they will never sacrifice their comrades. ”
The voice fell, fair, big tiger, and the two leopards did not speak, and lowered their heads in contemplation.
"Brother fair, to put it mildly, you are bandits just to fill your stomach, our troops take care of food, take care of their fill, eat as much as they want, and have money every month, you can send the money to your home, if you have outstanding military achievements, you can also be promoted and become a general, what else is there to consider for such excellent conditions?" Zheng Long salivated and persuaded him.
"It's a matter of life to be a soldier!" Said fairly.
"Hahaha......" Zheng Long smiled and said, "You are not in danger of being a bandit?" ”
"These days, you are sleeping at your mother's house, maybe a bomb will fall on the roof of your house, it is dangerous to be a soldier, and it is even more dangerous to be a civilian!"
"When you are a bandit, you are armed with a gun, but you are beaten by your own family, and when others mention you, they will poke your backbone and scold, and even your children and grandchildren will be scolded for a lifetime because of you!"
"However, when you are a soldier, you shoot foreigners with guns, and you fight little Japan, and when others mention you, they will say that you are a hero, an anti-Japanese hero, and your children, grandchildren, and descendants will be said to be the descendants of anti-Japanese heroes!"
"A dead person is a stench for 10,000 years, and he can't raise his head!"
"A dead martyr is a hero, and he can straighten his waist in this life!"
"That's good, that's bad, think for yourself."
After some bold words, Zheng Long said that he was full of passion, his spirit was flying, and his emotions were transmitted abnormally, which was not worse than his mother's MLM lecturers in later generations.
"Mom pull a b, I don't care about others, Lao Tzu wants to be a hero anyway, I did it!" After half a ring, the big tiger chopped off his foot, and shouted with red eyes.
"Shut up!" Fair reprimanded, Dahu looked at Zheng Long and said, "If we become soldiers, can we turn the page about our previous robberies and robberies?" ”
"You are soldiers of the state, you have never been a bandit at all, and there is no such thing as robbing homes and houses, understand?" Zheng Long pointed to the place and said.
"! I'm following you! After listening to Zheng Long's words, he blushed and made a formal statement.
"Haha! Welcome, my brother! Zheng Long breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, smiled and stepped forward to hug Fair's shoulder.
"Tick knock! The system determines that the host has used the strongest mouth escape big spray B skill, and the energy value is 1000. ”
Zheng Long listened to the electronic sound in his head, and the corners of his mouth twitched unconsciously.