Chapter 1236: Bare-ass Heavy Ride

Chapter 1236 Bare-ass heavy riding

Wu Cunzhi wiped his face: "Xin Niang, you're right, it's too guarding, we'll do it tomorrow." ”

Di Yong bowed deeply to Xin Niang: "Sister-in-law is high-minded, Di Yong admires, so I trouble my sister-in-law to prepare." ”

After speaking, he said: "If my sister-in-law doesn't want to stay in Shaanxi anymore afterwards, Di Yong still has a place in Dongming, so I will give it to my brother and sister-in-law." ”

Xin Niang said: "I heard that the imperial court is now immigrating, we don't have to worry about Taishou, Jinghu, Hebei, and even the South China Sea, we can go anywhere." ”

glanced at her husband: "Husband, I'm dragging you down again......"

Wu Cunzhi panicked: "Where did the lady say, you don't dislike Lao Wu's disability, you have been gentle and docile since you got married, and you gave birth to two sons to Lao Wu's family. ”

A smile appeared on Xin Niang's face: "Then I'll go and prepare." ”

Looking at the back of Xin Niang leaving, Di Yong was still in a trance: "Brother Wu, sister-in-law can be called a strange woman......"

Wu Cunzhi said: "Yes, since my wife married me, not only let us live a good life in the village, but also teach the children in the village to read and write, and teach the girls to work needlework. ”

"If this hadn't undergone some changes, I, a lady, would have been able to marry a disabled person like Lao Wu? Guogong once said, people, you need to learn to cherish blessings. ”

"By the way, the three-edged stabbing spear I saw in the city today is quite powerful, can Taishou get me one? There is also the heavy armor of the Xia people. ”

Di Yong said: "Brother Wu, you have also seen the rules of the Xia people's siege of the city today, if it weren't for the accuracy of your magic arrows, the gaps in the shield array would be difficult to open, and you still have to command the archers, what do you want to do with the spear?" ”

Wu Cunzhi's face showed a fierce look: "The lady has never said that she hates a person, if she does, it is true hatred." I want to meet that summer general. ”

"When Shi Niangzi took us to break the forgiveness, the jujube wood pole used and sharpened steel bars were added, and now there are three-edged thorns, and the effect is definitely better."

Di Yong said: "I can prepare a bayonet for you, but the heavy cavalry has no vest and is not very useful." ”

Wu Cunzhi said: "There are a lot of skins in the city, and they can't make iron leaf vests, so it's not a big problem to make leather armor." ”

Di Yong thought more: "You definitely can't go out alone, the heavy armor captured by the Xia people today is not under two hundred, if you are equipped with horses and leather armor...... Brother Wu, I'll accompany you then! ”

Wu Cunzhi said: "Temporary emergency use, after the saddle is not used, as long as the part in front of the saddle is protected." ”

Di Yong said: "Leave this matter to me, there is a machine brought by Lao Shi in the city, and it won't take much time." ”

The next day, the Xia people changed their strategy and once again forced the people of the Song Dynasty to rush to the side.

But a song sounded at the head of the city of Huanzhou, and a clear female voice sang: "Today, it is necessary to - count it clearly, if there is a snake and scorpion, it will be called - the daughter of the Liang family, married to the son of Xiangguo, it is not enough, and the uncle who seduced him - became his wife——"

Several sturdy male voices roared in the old Qin dialect: "Today I want to—count it clearly, if there is a snake and scorpion, it will be called—the daughter of the Liang family, married to the son of Xiangguo—it is still not enough, and the seduced uncle - became his wife——"

The female voice sang again: "I said that the year is still in the month of Layue, the lord of the small country in the heavy snow, and the Luan Yi is down, and the Zang clan has set it down—the hump seat, I never thought of causing trouble to the Xiao Wall, and provoking the goblins——"

The city was ready to march to attack the city, and a special opera performance was held in the city.

“…… The goblin has red lips and white teeth, and is so good--a pair of eyes are good at seducing, and the man's heart--hey, alas, he opened the curtain and peeped in, Xiao Langjun--he has gold, and silver, he has the country and the mountains and is still young, and when I think about it, I think about it--bury the husband, and the spring heart swings like a bee butterfly around a plum bottle——"

The gongs and cymbals and silk bamboos sounded together in the city, and the male voice that accompanied the screaming was full of mocking ridicule: "The spring heart is like a bee butterfly wrapping around a plum bottle, oops, oops—"

In order to seduce Liang Zuo, he did not hesitate to show up and dance, under the pretext of hiding a good pearl saddle, he lured Liang Zuo into the warehouse, and turned the phoenix upside down in Piku, and seduced a mature woman to seduce Xiao Stunned Qing The plot is portrayed as if he was watching it in person.

The people in the city were stupid, and what was even more stupid was the sergeants and leaders of the Xia army, especially those details, those small tricks and tricks, and the rude and upright Xia people were all red.

Several forward generals looked at each other, this battle could not be fought......

He was studying a sky-shattering thunder in the big tent of the Chinese army, which was obtained by the Song army who fell under the city during the fierce battle at the head of the city yesterday.

He has always attached great importance to the weapons of the Song people, and the power of the earth-shaking thunder is considerable, so he ordered the craftsmen in the army to disassemble it in an attempt to discover the mystery inside.

His military craftsmen are no longer completely unfamiliar with this thing, but the charge inside, the ingredient is completely undecipherable.

A lieutenant broke into the big tent, startled the craftsman's hand, and immediately turned around and angrily reprimanded: "Crash into the big tent of the Chinese army, go down and get seventy whips!" Is this going to be an accident?! ”

The captain hurriedly knelt down and confessed the punishment, and then reported: "Go to the battlefield quickly, Song people...... The Song people used foul language and humiliated the ...... in the city Humiliating the Queen Mother ......"

When they hurried to the front of the battle, the archers were desperately firing arrows at the city, but they had no effect on the propaganda, and the city was singing more and more vigorously.

The city was arranging a joke between him and the Empress Dowager Liang, and other people were red-faced when they heard it, but they were heartbroken when they heard it.

The people who sang the songs in the city actually knew the details in the deep palace, and even the privacy between him and the Empress Dowager Liang, which only the two of them knew!

The boasts that he had drunk and lost his temper in the workshop were now taken to the head of Huanzhou City by the enemy and made it public!

Several sergeants who commanded the whips and pretended to cover their ears, but the expressions on the faces of the sergeants had already betrayed their surprise of reaping the secrets of the Western Xia royal family.

The commanders were also panicked in their hearts, although everyone had vaguely heard about these things, but now they have become ironclad evidence that everyone knows!

It's not wrong what the Queen Mother does, but if anyone knows, it's whose fault! If the Queen Mother is angry and wants to kill people......

The forward commander came over and reported with a bitter face: "It's all in charge, the army's morale is in turmoil, why don't you withdraw to the camp first and regroup?" ”

The more the city sang, the more fierce it became, the more unbearable it became, and the laughter and cheers of the Song army in the city kept coming, and the face of the Meng Meng couldn't help but become more and more blue: "Withdraw first!" ”

"Dangdangdang......" With the sound of gold, the Xia army retreated across the Huanhe River in the laughter and laughter of the Song people.

In the craftsman's workshop in the city, Shi Yong was carrying a sledgehammer and a steel chisel to cut the chain armor of the Xia people, and when he heard the gold outside the city, he couldn't help but straighten up: "Hey! This Xia people have really retreated! ”

The old craftsman who cooperated on the side raised his head: "This Xia Ren Palace's palace is really dirty!" I said that this opera has to be listened to and done, and I can't stop it in my hands! ”

"Gotcha!" Shi Yong picked up the sledgehammer again: "Don't worry, there are stamping and peeling machines, rivets, it's very fast!" ”

The chain armor was smashed and cut into two pieces, and Shi Yong took a piece of pre-cut leather and fastened a piece of chain armor to it with rivets.

led a horse, put leather armor on the horse's head and neck, put a rattan ring wrapped in cotton cloth under the neck, hung the new leather armor with chain mail, and adjusted it: "Yes, the bow and arrow of the Xia people are not strong, at least the front, it's almost okay, huh?" ”

The old craftsman looked at the bare ass behind the saddle: "Barely enough." ”

A young craftsman came over with a strange spear more than two meters long, with a three-edged thorn in front of it, and the end of the three-edged thorn was inserted into a jujube wood pole, and the end of the pole was also covered with a cylindrical mallet: "Brother Yong, this time it's done!" ”

Using the spear to take it and flatten it, and put the mallet against the back of his elbow, Shi Yong felt that the center of gravity of the spear had been balanced near the blocking hand in front of his hand, and nodded: "This time it's good, don't sink your head!" Then hurry up! Tonight, we'll get three hundred heavy rides for Taishou! ”

The old craftsman pouted, as if he was very dissatisfied with this temporary makeshift thing: "Half of the body, bare-ass is a heavy ride!" ”

Shi Yong laughed: "Uncle, don't ask too high, isn't it just right for this bare-ass heavy rider to deal with the general who sells eggs?!" ”