Light and two years, October 1.

Time is like water, and there is no going back, and five months have passed in the blink of an eye.

"Tap, tap ......! You're about to strangle your brother to death! ”

In the early morning, in Li Zhimanor, a magnificent mansion, Guo Jia was tying a big red flower for Li Zhi, probably to retaliate for what he had done in the past, so he strangled him desperately.

Seeing that Li Zhi was nervous, Guo Jia Zhenzhen said: "My brother is not good at riding horses, if I don't tighten it up, if I fall off at that time, my brother will not become a laughing stock for everyone." ”

After speaking, he puffed up vigorously, added more strength, and his cheeks were propped up.

Li Zhi was so strangled by him that he was about to roll his eyes, and looked at him angrily: "Brother Xian is just for the good of his brother?"

Isn't it for the sake of the virtuous brother to vent his anger? If you continue like this, I'm afraid that my brother will have a funeral before he has a wedding banquet! ”

As he spoke, he kicked Guo Jia away with a gentle kick, and he let go of himself and let out a long breath.

"Whew......! Although getting married is a happy event, this toss is really tiring. ”

To be honest, Li Zhi is also a little nervous now, after all, whether in his previous life or in this life, he is getting married for the first time.

In order to relieve the tension in their hearts, Li Zhi and Guo Jia chatted idly: "Brother Xian, why do you say that it is so cumbersome to get married?"

According to the brother, it is better to agree that after both parties, the man will directly carry the woman home, how simple... How can it be like now, it is more difficult to get married than to fight! ”

When Guo Jia heard this, he looked at him with disdain: "What my brother said is a savage, we are scholars, and my brother is a Han ancient villager, how can he be so rude?!" ”

Li Zhi smiled and said nonchalantly: "Savages are not bad, Confucius's parents are savages, don't you see that Confucius also became a saint?"

And how many of the descendants of those who claim to be superior can be as successful as Sage Kong? ”

Hearing Li Zhi say this, Guo Jia glanced at him with contempt: "Although Jia knew that my brother hadn't read much, I didn't expect my brother to be so ignorant.

Although the saint of Confucius is a savage, when he travels in various countries, he pays attention to etiquette!

Sage Kong is better than the blue, as for some of the children of the family are not as good as the generation, it is because they themselves are not angry, what does it have to do with etiquette? Brother is crooked! ”

"Uh......!"

Li Zhi was so blocked by him that he couldn't speak, and thought, "You bear child! I'm just nervous, and I'm just saying this to ease the tension.

Why is it still on the line? I'm afraid that I have been bullied less recently, and I think I am merciful? You wait, wait until you get married and see how I clean you up! ”

He was ruthless in his heart, and his face was a little unkind when he looked at Guo Jia.

Guo Jia was a little hairy by him, knowing that his brother had a good face, he was refuted by himself, and he will definitely have his own hard life in the future.

As soon as he thought about it, he changed his words: "But...... What the elder brother said was not unreasonable, and the elder brother often said that wasting time was wasting life.

Now that so much time has been delayed for the sake of getting married, isn't it a suspicion of harming people's lives? ”

"Humph......!"

Seeing that Guo Jia was like a grass on the wall, he changed his words so easily, and he was quite disdainful.

"A manly man, what he thinks, how he says and acts!

Like Brother Xian, he is afraid of suffering in the future, so he says something against his will, doesn't Brother Xian feel like a grass on the wall? ”

Guo Jia saw that he was softened, and he was still hurting himself, his face turned red with anger, and he stepped forward: "It's better to tighten the flowers on my brother's chest!" ”

As he spoke, he strangled him vigorously, rolling his eyes at Li Zhi.

Just when the two brothers were fighting, Uncle Kun's voice came from outside: "Li boy, are you okay?" How do you drag your feet like a big girl?

Are you going to greet your relatives, or are you going to let the woman of the Xun family come to greet you?

Hurry up and get me out! What does it look like? Those who don't know think you're the one to be married!

The wedding team and mothers-in-law are ready, hurry out and clean up, and go to greet the relatives! ”

When Li Zhi heard this, he hurriedly opened the door and walked out, and when he saw Uncle Kun looking at him angrily, he asked suspiciously: "Uncle Kun, aren't I ready, why do I have to clean up?" ”

After looking at him carefully, Uncle Kun said with disdain: "You kid is so ignorant!"

Is this called packing up? There is no powder on the face, and there is no incense on the body, so do you want to laugh off everyone's big teeth?

Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and come with the old man, it's late, I'm afraid it will delay the big thing! ”

As he spoke, he dragged Li Zhi, who had not yet come back to his senses, and walked forward.

"Oops?!"

Li Zhi was dragged by him for a while before he came back to his senses and shouted loudly: "What kind of powder do I put on my dignified manly husband?"

Uncle Kun, stop joking, let go of the little nephew! ”

"Huh......! This can't tolerate you, it's like this all over the world, how can you be an exception? ”

"Ah......h

The entrance of Guojia Village.

I saw Li Zhi riding a red horse with a sluggish face at this time, and a big red flower was also hanging on the horse's head.

On his side, Guo Jia, who was the best man, saw his expression like this, and smiled secretly there.

Behind him were hundreds of carts, also covered in red and painted colors, and there were about a thousand guards densely packed on both sides, and the scene was very magnificent.

At this time, Uncle Kun walked over, and he knew to Li who was dumbfounded: "It's not too early, the virtuous nephew should go and greet his relatives!"

And also... What kind of expression is this? Today is your day of great joy, make me happy! ”

Li Zhi, who was almost played bad by the group of mothers-in-law who dressed him up, finally came back to his senses at this time, and he was just about to rub his face and change his expression.

Unexpectedly, as soon as my hand touched my face, I felt as if I had a mask on it.

When I put my hand in front of my eyes, I saw a white patch on my hand, as if I had just finished making pastry.

Seeing this, he smiled bitterly, then cheered up and nodded to Yang Ying on the side.

Seeing this, Yang Ying rode forward and shouted to everyone: "Go!" ”

I saw 300 people led by Yang Ying and Xu Huang driving the road on both sides of the front, followed by hundreds of convoys of cars led by Li Zhihe, and hundreds of guards at the back.

The procession was huge, about three miles long from beginning to end, and it looked very spectacular.

Guo Jia looked at it with envy from the side, and said longingly: "In the future, when Jia gets married, I want to do the same, this is the trip of a big husband!" ”

"Humph......!"

Li Zhi, who was on the side, snorted twice like a pig, and said to him angrily: "Don't worry, when the virtuous brother gets married, he will definitely make the scene more magnificent than this."

And... At that time, I will invite one hundred and eighty mothers-in-law to serve the virtuous brother well.

Let the virtuous brother also enjoy the feeling of being whipped hard with grapefruit leaves.

At that time, as long as the virtuous brother can get through, presumably the virtuous brother will feel that he is even more of a big husband!

Because if you can even endure that kind of pain, there must be nothing difficult in the world that can stump the virtuous brother. ”

"Uh......!"

When Guo Jia heard this, he shrank his head in some fear, looked at Li Zhi in horror, and asked, "It's not that scary, right?"

It's just a few mothers-in-law, how dare they be so rude when they do things for us? ”

Seeing that Guo Jia didn't believe it, Li Zhigang wanted to tell him what happened to him, but recalling the scene at that time, he had a cold war, so he didn't say anything more, and then he gloated.

"If you don't believe it, don't believe it, anyway, my brother has passed this hurdle, and when it comes to the time when the virtuous brother gets married, the virtuous brother naturally knows the suffering."

“……！”

Guo Jia was so frightened that he was a little speechless, silently imagining the scene at that time, the more he thought about it, the more afraid he became, and the more he was afraid, the more he wanted to .......