Li Shimin looked at the fat man who was lying on the ground crying like 200 catties and couldn't help but wonder: "Aiqing got up to speak, why do you need our help?" ”

The envoy of Dongying, Su Wuxiang, sobbed and said: "Your Majesty the Great Emperor, a few years ago, a group of pirates claiming to be from Britain came to our country, and they forcibly occupied our country's Iwami Mountains as a base, and then began to burn, kill, loot, and do all kinds of evil against our people!" And the emperor of our country sent troops to clear up and suppress them several times, but they were defeated, so my country's emperor Shu Ming sent villains to ask His Majesty the invincible Tang Dynasty for help, hoping that His Majesty can send troops to help our country get rid of this group of hateful pirates! ”

Wenyi hurriedly turned his head and covered his face with his sleeves, he didn't dare to let Su Wuxiang see him smiling until his face cramped. What's funny, is there anything more stupid than asking a pirate leader to send troops to kill pirates? However, it also shows from the side that Wang Erhu and they are still very successful in pretending to be pirates. It's been three years, and Dongying hasn't found out that they are actually from the Tang Dynasty...

At this time, it was time to see Li Shimin's acting skills, only to see Li Shimin's face showing anger, and he shouted loudly: "What a British pirate!" Dare to bully my Tang Dynasty's vassal state! Aiqing doesn't have to be sad, I will definitely help you solve this matter, and you can go to Wen Xiang later, and this matter will be handed over to him. ”

Wenyi hurriedly changed into a look of hatred and hatred and said: "Your Majesty, this British pirate is really hateful, and the minister asks to send millions of troops to support Dongying!" Annihilate all evil pirates in one fell swoop! ”

Li Shimin didn't wait for Su Wuxiang to react and decided: "Although the Tang Dynasty only has three million troops, it is okay to send one million troops for the safety of the vassal country, I am ready!" ”

Su I'm dumbfounded, I haven't even said the number of pirates before I sent a million troops? Is this to destroy the pirates or to destroy Dongying! was about to explain two sentences, but was interrupted by the resolute Li Shimin with a wave of his hand, and the next thing was Li Shimin's "Tang Muscle Show" to "threaten" the feudal state, so that they could be "honestly" as younger brothers, don't think about anything.

It stands to reason that the most elite troops should be sent out to show off their muscles, but literature and art are not done! What is Datang lacking the most now? Money, labor! Is there anything more convenient than waging war to get money and labor? So Wenyi specially organized such a big play, and found 20,000 old, weak and disabled soldiers to put on tattered armor, take broken blades, chips, and rusty weapons, and held a unique "military parade" in the royal hunting ground.

Wenyi originally wanted to hold a military parade outside Chengtianmen, but Li Shimin didn't want the people of the Tang Dynasty to see such a humiliating picture, so the venue was set at the royal hunting ground in Beishan. After determining the process of the military parade, literature and art also felt a little embarrassed, and the dignified powers used such indiscriminate tricks in order to seduce others to commit crimes. Therefore, literature and art arrogantly demanded that all the "righteous men and gentlemen" in the court be returned to the department to work, and only brought a few clever officials from Honglu Temple.

Li Shimin is the person who is the emperor in the end, after all, he can't be so shameless as literature and art, and he casually found an excuse to slip away halfway through, and the next matters were handed over to literature and art.

Literature and art led everyone to sit down on the viewing platform, the host was Wang Sansi, an official of Honglu Temple, who was a more shameless guy than literature and art, and more than forty people took advantage of the opportunity to organize a military parade to run to literature and art all day long. The host's work was also recommended by him.

After everyone sat down, Wang Sansi walked to the hosting stage and patted the microphone after imitating the appearance of literature and art: "Respected envoys of various countries, the first military parade ceremony of the founding of the Tang Dynasty has officially begun!" Played! After the amplifier spread his voice far away, the court musicians who had already prepared the audience began to play the literary version of "King Qin's Breaking Array Music". Literature and Art originally wanted to use "Breaking the Array Music" composed by Li Shimin himself, but was strongly opposed by Li Shimin, so he had to recompose a new one...

The passionate music also carried a trace of murderous aura from the speakers on both sides of the viewing platform, which shocked the envoys of various countries in fear, how powerful and majestic the army must be worthy of such passionate music!

The first troop came slowly, and the big banner with the character "Li" and the phoenix flag representing the identity of Princess Pingyang showed their identity. Wang Sansi introduced at this time: "Coming from afar is the main force against the Turks: the troops of the Guannei Provincial Military Region, they are brave and good at fighting, and their style is excellent, not only in the defense of Chang'an, they collapsed the 18th anti-king coalition army, but also defeated 500,000 Turkic troops in the Battle of Niangzi Pass!" After fighting the Turks for thirty years, they did not dare to go south for another half a step! ”

The envoys of various countries all looked at the troops of the Kannai Province with full attention, this is a force that can harden the Turkic iron cavalry!

Full expectations are destined to be disappointed. Except for the leading horseback general and the two flag-carrying guards who were full of spirit and majesty, the people who followed behind were all swaying and listless, as if they hadn't woken up. The weapon in his hand looks like an old antique weapon that has been passed down for generations. If it weren't for Wang Sansi saying that this was a Guannei Dao army, the envoys would have thought that it was a deserter army that had just lost the battle!

Wenyi coughed lightly and explained to them: "They have just been transferred back from Niangzi Pass, and they only arrived in Chang'an late last night, and the march was too hard, and they didn't rest well at night, so they were a little unenergetic." Don't worry about this, look at the details. If you look at their weapons, the blood stains on them are so thick that they can't be wiped off, which means that their combat effectiveness is very strong! Haha..."

The envoys looked carefully for a long time, except that their weapons were very old and dirty, there was no trace of blood at all, but the face of the first prime minister of the Tang Dynasty could not be ignored, and all the envoys cast an affirmative look of "sure enough" to Wenyi.

After a while, another troop slowly came. Wang Sansi continued: "This army is even more incredible, they are the Longyou Dao troops, and the Western Regions rely on them to be stable!" ”

The envoys of the countries of the Western Regions have come to the spirit, how can this force not observe them carefully? is still staggering, lazy and lazy, and what is even more exaggerated is that the leading general actually yawned on his horse!

Wenyi frowned and said, "What kind of good troops were brought into by that guy!" When you go back, you will be severely punished! ”

The envoys of the Western Regions also couldn't believe their eyes, feeling that the troops stationed in the Western Regions of the Tang Dynasty were so virtuous? What can this force do? It seems that I have to talk to the lord of the country after I go back, Datang seems to be strong, but in fact, it is strong outside!

A number of troops walked by, and the envoys all praised the mighty and powerful ** pawns against their hearts! Xiao Jiujiu in his heart became even more active, comparing the big ** team with his own army, and found that if he started a war, it seemed that his own chances of winning were greater! Eh! I must report this amazing news to the lord of the country immediately! If you defeat Datang... Isn't the money and the beauty all your own!

While they are immersed in a sweet dream, the real troops finally appear! The black-armored Xuanjia army walked slowly with neat steps. Wang Sansi introduced: "Finally, this unit is the most elite unit in our country, and they are His Majesty's personal guards!" It is the invincible god of killing, and the troops led by His Majesty when he broke through the enemy were them: the Xuanjia Army! ”

The envoys were awakened by Wang Sansi's words, and looked at the slowly marching phalanx below, and the pace of the two hundred people was as if they were one person! The jet-black armor covers the whole body, and it is not too much to say that it is armed to the teeth! Only the sword hanging from the waist shines! This is the truly invincible army!

Wenyi, who was constantly slapped in the face, also said stiffly: "This is the real strength of Datang!" Invincible Xuanjia Army! There are 2,000 people in our country! It was they who allowed us to defeat the anti-thief coalition head-on in the Battle of Chang'an! It can be said that the sword qi spans 30,000 miles, and the sword light is cold in 19 continents! ”

The envoys of various countries were all shocked and inexplicable, it turned out that Datang was not all straw bale troops! But as long as you don't hit Chang'an, it should be a problem, and we don't try to destroy the country, can't we go to your border to fight an autumn breeze? I don't believe you dare to send such elite troops to the border!

Literature and art will take in the looks of the envoys, very good! You're finally hooked! Attack us! I can't wait!

In the evening, after entertaining the envoys of various countries, he entered the palace and reported to Li Shimin: "Your Majesty, everything is going well, many of them have already moved their minds. ”

Li Shimin put down the pen and pointed at him and said with a smile: "How can there be a prime minister like you who specializes in seducing people to send troops, inform the pharmacist of them, this time you are playing with fire, you were really hit by them if you were a little careless, see how I let Shu'er clean you up!" ”

Wenyi said with a smile: "It's not that I underestimate them, these people in the Western Regions are not enough for Commander Hou to play, and the small southern country has the heart of a thief but not the courage of a thief." Not to mention the Goguryeo side, the three of them haven't divided a three-six-nine yet. Now what I am looking forward to most is the 100,000 laborers of the Turks, well, 100,000 troops, with whom our highway construction can be fully rolled out! ”

Li Shimin nodded and said, "Just watch this, I'm too tired these days, I need to take a good rest." By the way, what are you going to do with Dongying? ”

Literature and art: "The minister has already thought about it, send 200,000 troops, all take new warships, and then bring all the old warships, sink a few ships when they arrive in Dongying, and destroy a few more ships on the way, Dongying will not not pay, right?" He will pay the salary of the 200,000 army, and when the time comes, he will pay tens of thousands of 'killed' and 'disabled', and he will pay the pension. How can the 200,000 army go abroad and not make tens of millions of taels of silver! ”

Li Shimin said with a smile: "You also called 'minister' in front of me, it sounds awkward, don't I also call 'me'?" That's a good idea, but what if they do? ”

Wenyi spread his hands and said: "If they don't give it, let's take it ourselves, I don't believe that just Dongying can beat our tiger and wolf army!" ”