Chapter 406: Teasing
From the moment she came to this village and got off the carriage, she had been thinking about how to teach Song Yanran a lesson all the way, and now she almost had a general idea.
Shen Manzhi suddenly came to his senses, and he couldn't care about rushing up blindly, pulling Su Mian and asking the situation: "What way?" How do we need to work with you? ”
Satsuki and Autumn Frost also leaned over curiously.
Suddenly going to do something bad, Su Mian was a little excited, waved at the other three curious little heads, and the four of them bent over and put their ears in the direction of Su Mian, listening to her whisper a few words.
After listening to her, the faces of the three of them suddenly became quite exciting.
The corners of Sayue and Shen Manzhi's mouths twitched obviously, but they didn't know what to say.
Still Qiushuang smiled stiffly, and said very unnaturally: "I didn't expect you to be such a princess." ”
What Su Mian said just now is really full of bad fun, Song Yanran is such a good-faced person, let her be so ugly, it may make her more anxious than asking for her life.
Thinking of that picture, Shen Manzhi couldn't help laughing, grinding his fists and saying, "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up." ”
Su Mian nodded and instructed Qiushuang: "You take Sayue over, just do what I just said, I saw it when I came in just now, there is a rich man at the door of the alley, there are piles of rats, you will definitely be able to catch it, right?" ”
Qiushuang patted her chest and promised: "Niangniang, don't worry, I'm not afraid of mice, and I'm good at catching mice, and I'm half-open to complete the task." ”
After the two of them left, Su Mian took Shen Manzhi to the other side, and on the way, Su Mian whispered to Shen Manzhi: "I also saw a bee bucket in front of someone's house just now, their family must have bees, let's go buy some, and then when Song Yanran is scared to get off the carriage, you go quietly, pretend to hit her, and smear this honey on her clothes." ”
Shen Manzhi nodded excitedly, following Su Mian's walking steps, the soles of his feet were like wind,
The two of them successfully bought honey and quietly walked all the way to the place where the carriage was parked.
Song Yanran and Qing'er had already arrived next to the carriage and were instructing the coachman to set up the horse.
Su Mian saw Qiushuang and Sayue hidden behind the foot of the broken wealth wall opposite, and saw Qiushuang make a successful gesture to her.
Su Mian nodded with satisfaction, always paying attention to the situation over there.
Song Yanran was unconscious, and helped Qing'er's hand into the carriage,
Qing'er was about to jump up, but before she could start moving, she heard Song Yanran screaming: "Ah! ”
Qing'er was so frightened that she was so frightened that she was unsteady and almost sat on the ground.
She was really frightened by Song Yanran's screams, her face turned white, but she didn't have time to think so much, and she panicked and worried: "Miss, what's wrong with you?" ”
Song Yanran was already frightened, and jumped down from the carriage in a panic, as if there were countless rats crawling on her body, screaming constantly, condemning and scolding: "What do you think of the car, why are there so many rats on the car, do you want to disgust me?" ”
Thinking of the picture she just saw, Song Yanran's goosebumps all over her body were about to rise.
She didn't even want to get any closer to the carriage and jumped three feet away.
Qing'er's face was also pale, knowing how afraid Song Yanran was of rats, she explained stubbornly: "The slave doesn't know either." ”
"What do you think of the car?" Qing'er turned around and angrily scolded the coachman who was driving the carriage.
The coachman was also very wronged, obviously they had been here all along, and after never leaving, who knew how the rat got in, but he could only quickly explain: "Miss atonement, we don't know where the rat came from, and the poor country must have crawled out of that gutter and accidentally climbed into the car." ”
Song Yanran's face was pale, she couldn't listen to a word of explanation, and she was even embarrassed to the extreme: "Don't talk about this useless nonsense, I don't want to hear it, hurry up and get them all away for me, what are you doing in a daze!" ”
If she could, Song Yanran wouldn't want to see the carriage now.
But no, they had to go back to the city, and there was only this carriage.
But when she thought of the picture she had just seen, Song Yanran felt uncomfortable all over her body, her scalp was numb, and she even wanted to reach out to grab herself, as if the muscles of her body had been eaten by rats, and it was extremely uncomfortable.
She walked farther and farther away, and she couldn't even see the driver cleaning up the rats, so she turned her back and closed her eyes.
There was chaos here, the timing was just right, Su Mian pushed Shen Manzhi's shoulder, reached out to put a hat on her, and whispered: "Go, it's up to you now." ”
Shen Manzhi stood up, she had been waiting for this moment for a long time, Song Yanran had done so many wrong things, she would not hesitate at this moment.
Shen Manzhi hurriedly walked over, holding a small bottle in his hand hidden in his sleeve, which contained honey.
She quickly bumped into Song Yanran, who was stomping and cursing on the spot, and easily spilled all the honey on Song Yanran's clothes at the moment when the two collided.
Then Shen Manzhi retreated casually, lowered his head and whispered, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." ”
Song Yanran had never seen Shen Manzhi before this, and naturally it was impossible to hear Shen Manzhi's voice.
So for the woman who appeared beside her with a hat at this moment, she didn't have any suspicions, but cursed irritable in a particularly bad mood: "What's the matter with you, the road is so wide, are you blind, just hit Miss Ben." ”
Shen Manzhi hung his head and kept apologizing: "I'm sorry, I was in a hurry and didn't pay much attention." ”
Song Yanran stared at each other arrogantly, her expression was cold to the extreme: "I see that you are clearly deliberate, I have never seen a hillbilly in the world, do you know how expensive the clothes on my body are?" It's broken, dirty, can you afford it? ”
She's in a bad mood right now, and the person she bumped into just happened to be her gas bucket.
Qing'er heard the movement here, and hurriedly walked over and grabbed Song Yanran: "Miss, forget it, she doesn't have a heart, there are people everywhere here waiting to be provoked to see me as a joke." ”
She said this softly in Song Yanran's ear.
Song Yanran saw that the roadside was indeed standing and pausing to watch the lively people.
She couldn't pull her face down and lost her temper, so she could only glare at Shen Manzhi quickly: "Hurry up, you dare to do it today, Miss Ben doesn't want to worry about you." ”
Shen Manzhi lowered his eyes and nodded, shrunk his shoulders and left quickly, then hid in the crowd and walked around from the back of the house to find Su Mian.
The honey had been successfully placed on Song Yanran, but Shen Manzhi didn't know what else to do, and asked Su Mian puzzledly: "What else do you have to do next." ”
Song Yanran was just scared by the rats now, and it was far from enough for Shen Manzhi.
Su Mian didn't answer, just stretched out her hand and pointed to a tree at the head of the village, just above Song Yanran's carriage, there was a hornet's nest hidden in the depths of the leafy trees.
Shen Manzhi's pupils slowly widened, and he said incredulously: "Did you see that hornet's nest from the beginning?" You've figured everything out. ”
Su Mian smiled proudly: "Of course, I'm a little smarter, that is, my observation ability is not bad, if I hadn't seen these a long time ago, I wouldn't have let you buy honey at all." ”
Shen Manzhi was embarrassed again, and said with doubts in his eyes: "Then the problem now comes again, how can we make that hornet just fall?" You can't just look at it and it falls, right? ”
At this moment, they are hiding in the dark, and on the road, Song Yanran's coachman has already taken away all the mice in the carriage, and they will leave soon, and obviously Song Yanran is still a little unacceptable, and she is far away from the carriage with a stinky face, and is still instructing Qing'er: "Pull all the mats in the carriage for me." ”
Qing'er was a little embarrassed: "But Miss, we didn't bring a backup mat." ”
The way back to the city is still a little far, and there is a mountain road, if Song Yanran goes back all the way like this, her ass will definitely not be able to stand it, and it will be them who will suffer at that time.
Song Yanran didn't give up, and scolded: "No, no, no, hurry up, don't I want to use it?" ”
She lost her temper again, and Qing'er didn't dare not listen, so she quickly did it.
And during this time, Autumn Frost and Satsuki also came to meet.
Su Mian patted Qiushuang's shoulder, and said with a serious face: "Qiushuang, the time has come to really use you, I heard that you are using your slingshot well, come, knock that hornet's nest down for me." ”
No one saw it, Su Mian took out a slingshot from somewhere and stuffed it into Qiu Shuang's arms.
Shen Manzhi was really stunned at this time, and said in surprise: "You are even ready for this, could it be that you will not be able to predict whether you will be able to make a prophet?" ”
Su Mian shook his head and said modestly: "This is really nothing, I just thought that if I could use it, I didn't know that it was just such a coincidence, it might be really fate." ”
In fact, Su Mian still has a lot of gadgets hidden on his body, but he doesn't need these things now, so there is no need to take them out.
Even if Su Mian said that everything was a coincidence, Shen Manzhi looked at Su Mian's eyes in an instant, as if he was completely impressed by her charm.
In order to better get the hornet's nest down, Qiushuang picked up a lot of stones and switched places with Satsuki again.
The slingshot was used only twice, and the hornet's nest crumbled.