Chapter 14 The Night Fox is not only stupid, but also two!
"You are used to living in the palace, and since you were a child, you don't know anything normal."
Ran Huaxiu's mentality eased, and he wanted to communicate with Ye Jinxi in a normal way.
"But be prepared for a hard time. Last time, you didn't know what to say, I only heard you say that others were chasing and killing, and I don't know what happened to you, so I deliberately put you in the "Bibo Temple". The location of the 'Bibo Temple' is remote, there are not many outsiders passing by, and it is relatively safe, but there is no one to serve you here, and you still have to do everything yourself........."
"Okay." Ye Jinci nodded very obediently.
"Very well, now tell me, what the hell happened to you?"
"That's a long story...... "Night Fox laughed awkwardly and scratched his head.
"It's a long story, so take it slowly."
Ran Huaxiu sat down, intending to patiently listen to what kind of people this guy had provoked and what he had done.
"Oh." The night civet sat down obediently.
"Let's get started."
"Uh...... Where to start? Ye Jinxi smiled innocently, and he was also laughing in his heart, he really didn't know where to start for so many things for a while.
ββ¦β¦ Let's start at the beginning and tell me what you did to offend people. β
Ahem, the night civet cleared his throat.
"This ...... When he was five years old, he began to fight with the crown prince, and when he lost, he complained to his father, and then his father locked up the prince for three days......"
"Go on."
"When the king was seven years old, the prince held a grudge and taught the king a lesson in the fifteenth and sixteenth, and the two beat the king one, and the king was so angry that he tricked them into going to the pond in the imperial garden and kicked them down......"
"What else?"
"When I was seven years old in the same year, my sister of fifteen and sixteen, the seventh princess, in order to avenge the two of them, bought the king's palace people to make this king look foreign in this New Year's dress, but the king knew about it, and I fought with her on the spot, and she was called ...... wow."
"When he was eight years old, he grabbed something with the king, and was beaten into a pig's head by the king, and seventeen called his brother Lao Ba to beat the king hard, and the king was beaten so badly, and complained to his father, but the father punished the old eight for kneeling for three days, hehe......"
"When I was nine years old, the king accidentally broke the gift that his father gave to Concubine Zhen, the sixth princess, the ninth princess, especially the little child of the thirteenth princess, has been scolding the king behind his back, and the king played a prank, but I didn't expect to almost burn their hair, and then they hated me, and they fought against the king everywhere......"
"When the king was ten years old, when he had his birthday, he stole the gift that his father gave to the king, and the king told his father, and his father taught him a hard lesson, and the next twelve stopped playing with me, and he obviously made a mistake, but he blamed the king on his head......"
"When he was eleven years old, the son of the eldest prince fought with this king, you don't know that the little guy has a big temper, this king can't get used to him, although this king is his uncle and didn't let him, teach him a good lesson, and then see this king he is very mouse and sees a cat, very ......well-behaved"
"When I was twelve years old, I dozed off once, and the prince scolded the king for not carving rotten wood, and the fifteenth, sixteenth, and seventeenth laughed at the king, and the king was very angry and smashed it with an inkstone, and accidentally smashed the head of the fourteenth......"
"When the fourth princess got married, the king accidentally tripped her and fell the pearl on her head and spilled the pearl on the ground, and the king is also very sorry......"
"This king just joked and hid the prime minister's Guiyu, accidentally broke it, he was so angry that he gave this king a copy, and then this king found someone to cover him with a burlap bag and beat him......"
"Also, when I was fifteen years old, there was a group of gentlemen who wanted to make an appointment with this king, and this king agreed to them, and then quietly took my father to see it, but my father was so angry that he called those people's grandfathers and fathers over and scolded them severely, and demoted their officials by the way..."
The more Ran Huaxiu listened, the darker his face becameβwhat is this really what you hear the more you hear it?!
β¦β¦ It's a bear kid, yes!
And it's the kind that people hate dogs!
He has always called himself the king, so glorious?
The emperor has a total of seventeen children, and the night brocade is ranked eleven, from elder brother to younger brother, sister to younger sister, and even nephews have not let go! From the eldest to the youngest, from male to female, the key is that the royal family itself is okay, and it can be regarded as a "play" between brothers and sisters, and this guy is still bullying the court officials? And more than one! This is simply a kingless law, do whatever you want!
Ye Jinxi was still chattering and counting those "glorious achievements", and Ran Huaxiu interrupted him with a black line again, "There are seventeen princes and princesses in the palace, how did I hear that you have messed with each of them?" β
"No, I didn't mess with my second brother." Ye Jinxi said with a smile.
Ra Hua Xiu: ...... I want to slap him to death! Of the seventeen princes and princesses in the palace, only one of them didn't mess with?
"You're awesome!" Ran Huaxiu was no longer able to complain, "You have already practiced the kung fu of 'Much Ado About Nothing', and even went crazy!" β
"Poof......" Ye Jinxi couldn't help laughing, "It's funny to talk about you." β
It's fun, you and sell batches!
Ran Huaxiu is immediately a white eye, who is playing with him? The second ancestor who has nothing to do and is hated by people!
"So you said before that you were expelled by the royal family because you made too many enemies?" Ran Huaxiu raised his eyebrows, thinking in his heart that it was a miracle that a person like Ye Jinxi lived for so long without being killed and thrown to feed the dog.
"Uh...... No," Ye Jinci scratched his head a little puzzled, "Actually, I also think it's strange, compared to those things before, I'm really not too much this time." For some reason, my father was so angry that he told me that I was just a wild child he picked up in the fox hole, and let me go back from where I wanted......"
It is a well-known fact that the night civet is a child that the emperor of the Great Calendar Ye Chaoyang picked up in the fox hole. But the night brocade is so glorious, and the people of the Great Calendar are also obvious to all.
Not to mention how fine the clothing, food, housing and transportation of the night brocade civet, just talk about the palace of the night brocade civet, every time he goes to a place to play, the emperor will spend a huge amount of money to build a palace garden for him - it is said that the palace of the raccoon king is as luxurious and beautiful as the plum mansion of Ranhuaxiu, there are a total of 26 places.
The Emperor of Dali worked hard and was a wise emperor in the mouth of the people. Only here in the night brocade, the emperor's attitude is very strange - the emperor is almost unconditional favor and even similar to doting, even if the courtiers admonish each other with death, it is unheard.
After a long time, everyone knows that the raccoon king is favored by the emperor, and those words of death are not said, all by the character of the tanuki king, who knows that it will suddenly ......
"Isn't it because of the past?" Ran Huaxiu also wondered, she was very clear about the degree of favor of the raccoon king, and asked strangely, "Then what did you do?" β
"Uh, this ......" the night civet stammered a little, "this thing...... It's true that I'm doing something wrong...... That's right, not long ago, didn't the northwest win the war, and then those generals returned to the court, and the father and emperor set up a celebration banquet to entertain those ministers......"
"Did you make a mess at the celebration party?" Ran Huaxiu glanced at him.
"Nope! How could I be so brainless, and I actually have a lot of respect for military generals! Ye Jinxi shook his head and denied, "I just sat there and behaved and didn't do anything, but ......"
"But what......" Ran Huaxiu suddenly thought of something and frowned.
"However, during the celebration banquet, my father has been praising a young general, so I took a look at it more, ah......" Ye Jinxi was suddenly a little excited.
"Didn't you fall in love with a man at first sight?" Ran Huaxiu was surprised! She knew that among those who returned to the dynasty in the northwest, there was a young man who was particularly handsome and charming, and it was said that because he was too good-looking, he usually wore a fierce mask in the barracks, because he was afraid that the soldiers would not want to fight......
"Where...... Nothing. Although Ye Jinxi said no, the old face couldn't help but turn red, and he felt embarrassed when he thought of the moment he saw Yang Cheng's heartbeat - he didn't like men, really! It's just, Yang Cheng...... Yang Cheng's guy is too mouth-watering...... Ahh How can it be said so strangely.
"That person is Yang Cheng, right?" Ran Huaxiu looked at the night civet blushing, and felt a little scalp tingling - the night civet was really ...... Wonderful! Forget about others, even if he has broken his sleeves, he shouldn't touch Yangcheng......
"You know Yang Cheng too?" Ye Jinxi raised his eyes to look at Ranhuaxiu, this look, but saw that Ranhuaxiu under the lights looked like glass, and his beautiful face was both bewitching and indifferent, like a blooming Manzhu Sawah, so beautiful that people couldn't take their eyes off it - ah, how could there be such a beautiful woman in the world~~
Ye Jinxi's heart was surging, he used to be in the palace, whether it was brothers or sisters, none of them looked better than him, and they were jealous of his beauty, and he was proud of it for a long time.
It wasn't until he met Yang Cheng that he knew that there would be such a beautiful man in the world, but it's a pity that it's a man...... But now, the woman in front of me named Ran Huaxiu is actually better looking than Yang Cheng, ahhh His heart is beating him! (Confirmed, the fox spirit senior Yan dog one...... Hahaha)
Ahem, the heart is heartbeat. Ye Jinci pretended to be stupid on the surface, but it was still very good.
Ran Huaxiu glanced at Ye Jinxi with a little disgust, but he didn't expect this second ancestor to have such a habit of broken sleeves, and asked in a loud voice, "The first beautiful man in the imperial capital, who doesn't know?" It's just you, what did you do to Yang Cheng? β
"Well, Yang Cheng is the first beautiful man in the imperial capital, I raise my hands to agree, in fact, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is the first beautiful man in the world." Ye Jinxi nodded repeatedly, "As for me, I really didn't do anything, I just wanted to confirm that Yang Cheng was a man, so I just, uh......"
"What are you doing?" Ran Huaxiu had a strange instinct, and her intuition told her that the night civet must have done something earth-shattering.
"Uh, this...... It's a little embarrassing to say," Ye Jinci scratched his head and hesitated for a long time before saying, "Don't blame me, Yang Cheng looks too much like a woman." I was just out of curiosity, so I climbed the wall of the Pingxi Hou Mansion, and then peeked at Yangcheng taking a bath......"
Ra Hua Xiu: ......
Ra Hua Xiu: ......
Burst! No, she wants to laugh!
This picture is so beautiful, she can't imagine it!
"You...... Awesome! β
Ran Huaxiu stretched out his thumb to the night civet and said with special admiration: "My God, you are... Really, it's earth-shattering. β
Ran Huaxiu couldn't help but laugh as he spoke.
She thought that she had a very high laugh, but what Ye Jinxi said was too colorful, and after laughing for a long time, Ran Huaxiu eased up, and she still couldn't help but ask with a smile, "Then what?" β
"And then when I peeked...... Yang Cheng has already washed," Ye Jinxi scratched his head, "and then I ...... At that time, my mind was clouded, and I didn't know why...... Just-
Ran over and pulled his belt from his trousers......"
"Poof!" Ran Huaxiu laughed out loud, leaning against the wall with his hands, and his face hurt with laughter.
"At that time, Yang Cheng was also blindfolded, and then he looked at me with his bare butt for a few seconds, and then he lifted his pants and beat me, I was beaten and screamed, and then I saw ......" Ye Jinci remembered that the violent beating hurt his face, and he couldn't help touching his face.
"He's a man...... indeed"