Chapter 585: Stinky Water Soldiers

The moat in Zhongmu County is now not comparable to other moats, the river water is dirty, smelly, fishy, and fat, the river water not only has the filth that the people and their livestock in the original county town poured into it, but also the fat and blood of today's Xiliang Army soldiers slaughtering cattle and sheep to wash fresh meat, the smell has not completely dissipated at the moment, how disgusting and disgusting it is.

When the Xiliang army under the city heard that the people in the city told them to jump into the river for refuge, they couldn't help but be furious!

Isn't that a bad thing?

Xiliang's generals were angry, and began to stand under the head of the city, scolding at the county soldiers on the city tower.

Foul language was originally what each of them was good at, and now everyone is working together to stand under the city and collectively curse the streets, that scene can be described as extremely spectacular, if the sharp words can be replaced by missiles and hit the city wall, maybe the city wall can be blown down.

The spectacular collective scolding of the Xiliang army made the little guilt in the hearts of the county soldiers who were still a little sorry for them disappear in an instant, and only annoyance and anger were left in the chests of the county soldiers.

The county soldiers are also bloody men, how can these bastards stand under the city tower, the foul-mouthed Wenhou's own wife, Ah Weng and even the ancestors?

Why, we don't owe you!

Fight back, a must!

So the city tower also began to spray with the city below!

The soldiers on both sides are very hot, the words are extremely large, the tone is also intense, the foul language collides with each other in the air, sandwiched in mid-air, making people feel difficult to hear, there are all kinds of ugly snorting, and people who are not ashamed will unconsciously turn red when they listen to it.

On the battlefield, in an instant, a strange scene appeared.

He who breaks the gong breaks the gong, he who drives the horses drives the horses, he who sets the fire sets fires, he who sows joy and swears.

It's even more joyful and lively than the New Year, and it's almost like setting off a firecracker.

But nothing waits for anyone, and as time went on, the frightened, joyful herd of horses had rushed to the edge of the wall.

And more of the Xiliang army was already driven by war horses and had nowhere to run, roaring and rushing in the direction of the moat.

Under the city, in the face of this crowded situation, the soldiers of the Xiliang Army were so crowded that they could no longer stand.

And the war horses that gradually galloped over also made them no longer have the heart to quarrel with the county soldiers in the city.

People don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, and they scold two sentences to relieve boredom, but the soldiers of the Xiliang Army are between life and death, and they can't afford to scold others.

"Poof!"

In this situation, there was no choice, and finally the first Xiliang soldier jumped into the water of the moat.

The stinking, fishy, and unscrupulous water of the moat poured into the mouth of the first person who dared to jump into the moat, and only vomited out of the soldier's disgusting heart, anals, spleen, lungs, and kidneys.

But it can save a life.

Now that there is already the first person who dares to eat crabs, the others are no longer insistent and stubborn.

Whether it is dirty or not, whether it smells or not, it is all a trivial matter, and after all, life is the most important.

The body is just a stinky skin, it can stink, but it must not be littered, it will affect the environment.

So, I saw those soldiers jumping into the moat, and when many of them jumped in, they immediately vomited nauseously in the water, but when they opened their mouths to vomit, more stinky water entered their mouths, so a vicious circle was formed.

The county soldiers at the head of the city couldn't help but sigh.

It's fucking worse than jumping into a manure pit.

Although the eyesight of horses is not as good as that of humans in the dark night, their sense of smell is much more sensitive than that of humans, and the moat has the smell of blood and smell after the death of cattle and sheep, and the horses are naturally reluctant to approach, so they leave far away and run away.

This situation fell in the eyes of Xiliang Jun, and they were even more surprised! It was as if a glimmer of life had been found in the darkness.

More Xiliang soldiers began to bravely plunge into the water in the moat!

The strong army that once dominated the northwest and was proud of the princes of the world jumped into the stinky ditch overnight, without the prestige and domineering of the past.

In this situation, it is said that the Xiliang Army has become a shrimp soldier and crab general, which belongs to exalting them, and the shrimp soldier and crab general are strong soldiers in the sea!

The soldiers in the stinky ditch can only be called spicy crayfish soldiers at most.

Li Dao and Guo Yan, supported by a group of guards, also stumbled to the edge of the moat.

But I saw that the originally wide stinky ditch was now crowded with people, and people were crowded, like an overcrowded bathhouse, and most of the people who jumped into it were still vomiting nauseously in the stinky ditch.

Although Li Dao was drunk, he was not stupid, and the stench and smell came from the moat, invaded his nose, and almost made him faint.

"Gross!" Li Dao didn't control it, and spit on the moat on the spot, but a Xiliang soldier who had just jumped into the stinky ditch was just used to the evil smell in the stinky ditch, and when he raised his head, he was spit out by Li Dao, and the filth instantly moistened his face.

Li Wei wiped his dry mouth, turned his head angrily and said, "I...... I don't jump! Lao Tzu doesn't jump when he dies! ”

Guo Yan turned his head to look at the herd of horses that would run here at some point, stomped his feet and said, "Hey! Brother, it's all at this time, what are you still afraid of face and stench, hurry up and jump, or you will accidentally lose your life in a while, but it will be too late to regret it. ”

Li Dao still shook his head vigorously, and said angrily: "I am a big man in Kansai!" The first general under Dong Xiangguo in the past! One of the few warriors in Xiliang, the Flying Bear Army under his command who dominates the world, Lao Tzu has defeated Lu Bu, Ma Teng, and Han Sui! What a hero am I? I'm not going to jump into this stinky puddle! It's not ...... to kill me."

Before he could finish speaking, he saw that Guo Yan had already flown up and kicked directly on Li Wei's ass!

"That's so much nonsense, Brother Li! You'd better go down for me! ”

In an instant, I saw Li Wei's body draw a graceful arc in the air, and then ...... heavily Fell heavily into a puddle.

"Guo Aduo, the ...... of his mother" After Li Dao fell into the puddle, the nausea in his chest hit his lungs, almost bursting, he suddenly jumped out of the water, and just wanted to curse.

saw that Guo Yan's figure had followed him and jumped into the ditch, and the place where he fell was on the surface of the water that Li Dao had just surfaced.

"Ahh~~!"

Li Wei let out a frightened scream, but unfortunately it didn't have the slightest effect, his head that had just poked out of the sewage was smashed back by Guo Yan in an instant.

But seeing where Li Dao and Guo Yan fell into, small bubbles bubbled......

Seeing that the Xiliang army had fallen into decline, Zhao Yun immediately ordered people to stop beating gongs and setting fires, and the back village they stayed in was extremely strong because Li Dao was extremely strong to prevent the war horses, so the war horses did not rush in this direction, but trampled on Li Dao's base camp.

Now that the other army was in chaos, Zhao Yun immediately ordered everyone to stop, and then removed the cloth strips and earplugs that blocked the ears from their ears.

Although the ears were tightly blocked, the ears of the Tao soldiers were still shocked, and many of them had already vomited just now, and now their heads were buzzing, and there was also a brief tinnitus in their ears.

Many soldiers couldn't stand the agitation of Boeing, and vomited on the spot the moment they took off their earplugs and strips of cloth.

Sima Yi's face turned pale, and after he took off the strip of cloth, he clasped his ears vigorously, and said to Zhuge Liang: "It's really a thousand enemies killed, and eight hundred self-losses, but this damage trick can't be used anymore in the future." ”

Zhuge Liang's face was also very bad, his ears were buzzing, and even if he took off the strip of cloth, he didn't seem to be able to hear what Sima Yi said.

He turned his head suspiciously, looked at Sima Yi, and said strangely: "Senior brother, I don't seem to be able to hear...... What did you say? ”

Sima Yi let out a long sigh.

For the sake of these horses, these people on their own side have been made deaf, and I don't know whether this ploy is worth it or not.