Chapter Twenty-Nine: Floating a Great White
Zhang San laughed heartlessly: "Li Si, Li Si, you don't want to think about it, you still have a bullshit personality, you can go to a kiln and take away other girls' belly pockets, where did you get your personality!"
Li Si's face suddenly turned the color of pig liver: "You, you are talking nonsense!"
"Are you two finished?"
Duan Mingyu didn't know when he threw away the halberd, and stood in front of the two of them in a well-dressed manner: "Today, in order to wash away the shame of the written evidence, this champion decided to improvise a poem to regain the face of our readers."
"Zhang San, Li Si!"
"Yes!"
"Pen and ink waiting!"
Duan Mingyu picked up the pen, first fell on the big name, and then said, thinking how sad it was for Lao Tzu to forget to write his name when he was taking the exam, so he must develop a good habit of writing his name first, and after writing it, Duan Mingyu wrote a few lines on the wall with a sigh.
Stop writing, call it a day!
"Well, where did the thief come from, who dared to scribble on the wall of my house." A pretty maid suddenly came out of Wanfu and scolded, this maid is beautiful, but it is much stronger than the two that Zhang San and Li Si hooked up with.
"Zhang San!"
"The little ones are here."
"Is it time for the end of the day?"
"If you go back to your lordship, it's here."
"What are you doing then, don't run away quickly." Duan Mingyu shook off his feet, and disappeared as soon as he slipped away.
Zhang San and Li looked at each other, with a sense of grief and indignation, and went home.
Wan Yanyan walked out of the house and saw her personal maid Xiaolan scolding loudly at the door, so she stepped forward and asked, "Xiaolan, what are you doing here?"
The maid Xiaolan said indignantly: "Miss, there were bad people scribbling on our wall just now."
"What about the man?"
"Miss, you see, he ran away, and he was holding the pen just now...... Hey? Why did he hold the halberd again. ”
Wan Yanyan: "......"
"Okay, Xiaolan, you go down first!" Wan Yanyan commanded.
"Yes, Miss!" Xiao Lan resignedly retreated.
After Xiaolan walked away, Wan Yanyan sneakily walked to the wall like a thief, and read the words left by Duan Mingyu on the wall word by word: "The flowers fade and the red and green apricots are small." When the swallows fly, the green water surrounds. There are few willows blowing on the branches, where is there no fragrant grass at the end of the world? Swing inside the wall, outside the wall. Pedestrians outside the wall, beautiful people laugh inside the wall. The laughter gradually faded into silence, but the amorous was ruthlessly annoyed. ”
Wan Yanyan's heart fluttered and jumped after reading it, does he like me? Phew, Dead Nizi, I'm really not ashamed!
Duan Mingyu panted and ran back to the store, it was already dusk, there were very few customers in the store, and the carpenter in the workshop had already left work.
Duan Mingyu carried the halberd to the backyard, obediently, fifty or sixty people sat on the ground, these fifty or sixty people were all ragged, yellow and thin, and the eight achievements were homeless people summoned by Xu Zuye, according to Duan Mingyu, Xu Zuye was doing brainwashing work for them.
Xu Zuye said loudly: "If it weren't for the kindness of our son-in-law to take you in, you would starve to death on the streets in a few days, so from now on, your life is our son-in-law's, son-in-law refers to the east, you can't go west, son-in-law asked you to pick up dogs, you must not catch chickens, do you hear clearly?"
A few weak replies came from the crowd: "Listen, it's clear"
"The voice is amplified for Lao Tzu, fuck, you haven't eaten?"
"Master Xu, I haven't eaten for two days."
"Okay, count you ruthless, hey, childe, why are you here!" Xu Zuye looked at Duan Mingyudao, who was standing behind him.
Duan Mingyu coughed: "Lao Xu, this brainwashing is not such a wash, everyone be quiet, there must be a meal, you can rest assured, we will have a meal in a while, I will say a few words before the meal, and arrange the guidelines and basic tasks for the future." First of all, let me introduce myself, contemptible Duan Mingyu, the new champion is me, I am the new champion, you can call me by my name, you can also call me the fourth brother, this Greater China store is also my industry, but also the source of your food, I am not raising you to eat dry rice, you come here, you have to realize the value of your life, maybe there will be life danger, so, plan to eat here, sorry, remember to bring the door to me when you go out. ”
"Hahahaha" There was a long-lost laugh in the crowd, and a beggar who was as thin as a matchstick said: "Fourth brother, you can rest assured, as long as we are full, we have ten points of strength and absolutely no eight points, the fourth brother saved our lives, our life is the fourth brother's, if anyone is not good for the fourth brother, it is not good for us, we will fuck him to death."
"yes, fuck it." As soon as this matchstick finished speaking, there were voices in the crowd in response, and it seems that this matchstick is very popular with everyone.
Xu Zuye smiled: "Childe, this is the leader of the team voted by everyone."
Democratic voting? Duan Mingyu smiled, Xu Zuye, this bad guy is really getting more and more upright, and he can think of things like democratic voting.
"Well, that's a good point, what's your name?"
"Back to the fourth brother, the little one is called Wang Aiqing."
Wang Aiqing! Duan Mingyu was so surprised that his jaw was about to drag to the ground, and he hurriedly got his chin back, no wonder this guy is so popular and popular, it turns out that the name is good, when everyone greets him, hehe, he is quietly addicted to the emperor.
"Okay, Wang Aiqing, since you are the captain voted by everyone, then you will be under your orders, from today on, in addition to eating, drinking, and Lazar, the only thing you can do is to practice well, and strive to improve the combat ability of the entire team."
"Yes, the little one must hard."
Duan Mingyu: "......"
Yang Zhaoniang said angrily on the second floor: "Hmph, Brother Mingyu is dead, obviously it was the idea that people thought of first."
Xu Zuye was cooking and arranging accommodation, and after a lot of work, the sky was already gray.
Duan Mingyu breathed a long sigh of relief: "Brother Xu, it's good to have you, these things are one after another, if you let the little brother do it, I'm afraid it will only become more and more chaotic, come." The little brother only uses this cup to express his heart! ”
Xu Zuye raised his glass and drank it and said: "Childe said this, he just looked down on me Xu, although I Xu Zuye was born recklessly, but I still understand the four words of kindness, at the beginning, Wan Dayuan saved Xu's life, and he had the kindness of reinvention to Xu, but Xu couldn't find out the culprit, but now Childe is willing to lend a hand, feeling the gentleman's benevolence and righteousness, Xu must be repaid."
"Okay, Brother Xu values love and righteousness, so for this happy enmity and hatred, he should be a big deal." Duan Mingyu raised his head and drank it all.
Brothers, yesterday's results were dismal! You must resist it today, whether it's flowers or tickets, smash it!