Chapter 2 The thunder rolls into the early Tang Dynasty
Walked to the stable, saw that the horse's head was waiting there, and saw him come over and barked, it seems that the horse's IQ is higher than that of cats and dogs.
Cheng Hong stepped forward and sprinkled a few handfuls of wheat and rice in the trough of the horse's head, scratched the root of the horse's ears by the way, and said: "You don't have a name for always calling you a horse head and a horse's head, this doesn't match your IQ, your IQ is simply the Einstein of horses, as smart as me, just call you Mainstein!" ”
The horse looked up at him, and the horse's eyes were full of contempt ....... "Huh?! What do you despise you horse, you think you're really a thing! Yes? Yes? Cheng Hong pulled the horse's ears one by one, and the horse's head was impatient and bit his arm, haha! It's just right, you bite! Bite it! Can you bite the arm guard with two semi-circular special steel buckles? Changing to the other hand to continue to pull, the horse's head bit twice, as if he felt that he couldn't bite the iron lump, raised his head and snorted at his toothless face that was smiling, .......
"horse's head, I'll kill you!" "Laugh at me, I'll laugh!" "Tululu" "I'll go, I'll come back!" ”………
When Zhang Peng came back with the cart, he saw him and the horse head having a good time, looked at Cheng Hong's snot on his face, took out a towel and said, "What are you messing with it, how many rounds are it bigger?" Cheng Hong took the towel and said while wiping it: "I belong to the dragon, you belong to the horse, and you are big!" ”
While laughing, he helped Zhang Peng remove the bits and pieces in the cart and the vest of a small cart. Cheng Hong said: "What's going on this time? Mine is a real guy, why is the horse's head also pure steel? ”
"Isn't it! In the first period of time, the big brother acted in the film, and the gold necklace fell into the swimming pool and floated on the surface, so this time the director strives to be real, at least the details of the starring role must be real, and it is like making a plastic shell every time the wind blows and floats up, and it is estimated that the audience will not be able to buy it! Come and help! I can't hang the vest without you! ”
"Okay, I'll help you pull the horse's head!" "Tululu" "Oops! You're still coming! I'm pulling! "Oops! Cheng Hong, don't make trouble yet, you almost stepped on me! After a burst of laughter, Cheng Hong finally had a snot on his face, Zhang Peng was covered in horse manure, the horse's head and ears were red, and the white horse, silver armor, and golden helmet, stinky and beautiful for a while, pulled the horse and prepared to go to the set to report.
Just two steps away, Zhang Peng said, "Hey, wait a minute!" This half bag of horse feed also has your master's treasure on it! Cheng Hong looked back and saw that there was a pair of bright silver hammers under the car, and the sword scratches on it revealed a vicissitudes of life, it was his master Pei Yuanwu's baby bright silver hammer, looking at the ordinary two hammer handles behind the button ring, the two hammer heads flew out of the back two meters of iron chains, insidious, whenever Cheng Hong said that this weapon was insidious, Master Pei would definitely turn his face and let him play with the hammer twenty times.
And Master Pei also said on the side: "This is Pei Xingyan's weapon, saying that the prototype of Pei Yuanqing in Tangli, saying that Tangli ranks third in force, there was once a time when the three heroes beat the second master, saying that Pei Yuanqing used the hand-shaking hammer method to defeat Yuwen Chengdu, and in history, it was Pei Xingyan who used the hand-shaking hammer method to defeat the powerful Xue Ju, Xue Ju once defeated Li Shimin, and the three brothers captured Liu Renji and Murong Luohou, so scared that Li Shimin pretended to be sick and did not fight, which is the prototype of Yuwen Chengdu. Wei Zheng and other "Book of Sui": "Every time there is an attack, everything is invincible, and it is called 'ten thousand enemies'." ”
Sima Guang's "Zizhi Tongjian": "Renjizi is good, brave and good at fighting" The weapon of the envoy is the bright silver hammer in your hand. Every time at this time, Cheng Doushi was speechless. Cheng Hong walked and let go of his time, and halfway through the walk, he saw a group of people with knives, what a bluff! Looking at the bearded man in front of him, it was none other than this famous gangster, named Di Jiang.
To say that this Di Jiang is also the number one person, the streets and alleys are more powerful than the city management, the most bullish one was blocked into the alley by seventeen or eighteen gangsters, took a steel pipe in his hand, rushed to kill, was cut five or six knives, and finally with a ruthless force, he sent the other party to the hospital, and became famous in a fight, the old director who came here knew that all the bits and pieces of purchases had to be bought from Di Jiang's supermarket, including lunch boxes, anyway, there was no more money to pay the toll on the mountain.
The strong dragon who wears shoes and doesn't mess with his bare feet doesn't press the head snake, so he turns a blind eye and passes over, today it is estimated that Di Dabeard saw the crew coming but didn't come to buy anything to make trouble! I saw that Di Dabeard took the steel pipe from the little brother's hand and went to the field, and the old martial artist Pei Yuanwu, the master of the tutorial Hongquan Feet, was reaching out in the middle to adjust it, and saw him pull the horse over and beckoned.
At this moment, Di Jiang rushed forward with the steel pipe, and smashed it down on the shoulders of the field affairs, Master Pei was in the middle of the damn field affairs squatting down with his head and not forgetting to pull a Master Pei to block the gun, Master Pei is not young after all, and he has injured his lungs, and he coughs up every day when the cool breeze gradually rises in the morning and evening, not to mention that he didn't pay attention to the field affairs at all, so he stumbled and sent his head to the bottom of the steel pipe, and he fell down like that, the people around him were stupid, the field affairs were straight, and Cheng Hong's eyes were red.
Flying on the horse with a phoenix wing, the gold boring and slapping the horse rushed towards Di Jiang, the horse head also felt Cheng Hong's anger, the first time this cooperation was almost to the realm of the unity of man and horse, only to see a flash of white light, a big thunderbolt in the clear sky, a whirlwind in front of Cheng Hong's eyes and a black .......
"According to the report sent by our reporter Wu Xinxin on the spot, the large-scale historical romance film "The Legend of Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" on the set of the underworld picking quarrels and provoking trouble, an old martial artist was beaten and concussed and admitted to the hospital, in this film, Yuwen Chengdu's stuntman hit the lightning and disappeared without a trace, which can be called the most supernatural event of the year, let's listen to the expert's explanation, let's connect the expert, hello expert, what do you think of this supernatural event?"
Expert: "Hey! Hey, hello host, hello audience, according to my analysis, the core temperature of lightning at that time was more than 5000 degrees, theoretically speaking, this is a structure that can gasify steel, not to mention one person and one horse, at that time, after collecting the iron molecule content in the nearby air, it was seen that the props of the stuntman were still plastic, and the gold necklace floating incident was still repeatedly banned, and now the production of the film is still shoddy............! ”
"Okay, that's it for the expert's interpretation, the following is the advertising time, this station will continue to pay attention to this incident and continue to report ......!"