The first update

In August, when it hadn't rained for a whole month, the scorching sun was shining directly on the People's Square, and at this moment a group of crews were filming the romantic scene of the rich and handsome and the beautiful women playing in the fountain in the square. Ho Spring! Is the luxury car ready? Immediately in the next scene, the male No. 1 holds the wet female No. 1 and gets into the luxury car! ”

He Chun hurriedly dragged his fat body and ran over to report to the director: "Ready, you can rest assured that the more than 40 million Rolls-Royce Phantoms will definitely bring out our male number one" He squinted at the small eyes that had been squeezed by the fat to the point that there was only one slit left, and said honestly. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

He Chun is the small drama of this crew, and he has been saddle up all day long, and at this moment the white T-shirt has been completely soaked with sweat, completely outlining the layers of fat on his belly.

In the monitor, the rich and handsome princess hugged the beautiful and moving heroine, and strode to the luxury car, and many girls in the crowd of onlookers couldn't help but sigh, "Wow, long-legged Oba, if I were the heroine, I would faint happily......"

He Chun looked at these girls and couldn't help but secretly think, you girls are really superficial, how can you faint happily when you look at this man so handsome.

He is mixing in the crew, and his only goal is for his goddess Liu Xiaoxiao, because Liu Xiaoxiao said that if he is so beautiful, he will definitely be able to compare with Kim Ji-hyun!

Therefore, for the dream of the goddess, he spent a lot of effort to sneak into the crew, and saw that there were still some ways to find some props.

Finally, this scene was successfully completed after the director's card, and all the crew members breathed a sigh of relief, and they could finally call it a day today.

The actor took off Armani's custom suit and handed it to He Chun, instructing, "Take it and dry clean it for me" He sat under the parasol that the assistant held up for him, and the makeup artist was meticulously removing makeup for him, and the white skin and angular facial features made the man want to look at him more. Groove, just drop so many droplets of water to go dry cleaning, look at that quite unspoken nose, don't think buddy, I don't know that there is a thing in the world called hyaluronic acid!

But he replied with a mouthful of words: "Big star, don't worry, you can rest assured, I promise to send you to the super five-star Supreme dry cleaner to dry clean you!" He always had a smile on his face.

He put on his clothes and prepared to drive the Rolls-Royce Phantom to the rental car to return the car, and by the way, he also dialed Liu Xiaoxiao's phone, as soon as the phone was connected, Liu Xiaoxiao, who heard the phone, was not in a high mood, and even fed him a little impatiently.

He Chun happily said to Liu Xiaoxiao, "Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao, let me tell you, I am now working in the crew, and I am familiar with the director, we are now filming an idol drama called "Domineering President Crazy Love", if there is a suitable role, I will notify you to play it!" ”

Liu Xiaoxiao is staring at the WeChat group of the tablet at the moment, the male god she has coveted for a long time is actually going to have dinner with another girl in the group tonight, Liu Xiaoxiao looked at the photo of the girl, how can she be beautiful, and a faint sense of vinegar emerged.

She replied to He Chun casually: "Yes, you are quite familiar with the director." "This stupid fat man always surrounds him like a fly, and seems to be determined to be a warm baby when he was his aunt.

He Chun hoped that the goddess could look down on her and said, "Yes! The Rolls-Royce Phantom with a crew of more than 40 million let me open it today. In order to express the importance that the crew attaches to him.

The voice of the goddess Liu Xiaoxiao on the other end of the phone was like a wave that penetrated into He Chun's heart: "You are driving a Rolls-Royce Phantom today?" ”

He Chun hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, don't believe me, take a photo and send it to you on WeChat!" ”

Liu Xiaoxiao's eyes rolled slightly, and her voice was more like soaked in honey: "Of course I believe you, it just so happens that I want to eat Western food at night, you accompany me to eat, okay?" The soft tail note seems to drag people into lingering compassion.

He Chun's jaw almost fell on the steering wheel, and he couldn't help himself with excitement, ten years, it was really an eye-opener, the goddess actually wanted to ask him to dinner, he himself felt that his true love for Liu Xiaoxiao in the past ten years was shocking, crying ghosts and gods, God was really eye-opening.

Seeing that he didn't make a sound for a long time, Liu Xiaoxiao said delicately, "What's wrong?" Don't you want to have dinner with someone! ”

He Chun put away his jaw, which had been falling from excitement, and said loudly like a marriage vow: "I am willing!" ”

The goddess said calmly: "At five o'clock, pick me up downstairs at my house!" ”

He Chun hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes." No Late Arrivals Guaranteed! ”

Hanging up the phone, he kicked the accelerator in excitement and almost hit the isolation pier.

He was in a cold sweat, and if he was one centimeter away, it was estimated that he would have to sell his house and lose his car tomorrow.

He hurried home and took a quick shower, and sprayed some Liushen flower water, and saw that it was already four fifty o'clock, and it was about to be stuck in traffic in the evening rush hour.

He galloped all the way to five o'clock, came on time, downstairs of Liu Xiaoxiao's house, after twenty minutes, Liu Xiaoxiao wore a knee-length red dress to set off the snow-white skin and graceful figure, her makeup today is also particularly exquisite, the beauty is like a fairy sister from the heavenly palace, He Chun drooled at the corner of his mouth, and felt unreal and pinched his cheeks, the real pain made him believe that he was really in heaven at the moment.

He wiped his saliva, hurriedly got out of the car and opened the co-pilot's door for Liu Xiaoxiao diligently, and said diligently like a hotel doorman: "Beautiful young lady, please!" ”

As soon as Liu Xiaoxiao stepped into the car with long legs, she expected that this dead fat man would not dare to lie to herself, and the rich and handsome man who chased her was lined up from the Forbidden City to Beihai, but this was the first time that someone drove such an expensive car to pick her up, and the corners of her mouth flashed with a faint smile of contempt.

She frowned slightly and said critically, "What does it smell like on you?" ”

He Chun smelled the Liushen Flower Water on his body and said: "Retro perfume, a hundred years of history"

This "vintage perfume" and the Chanel No. 5 on Liu Xiaoxiao's body are fused together, making the air a little solidified.

He Chun hurriedly said, "Are you thirsty?" Come, there is Evian mineral water in the car, "He Chun doesn't understand, just a bottle of mineral water actually sells for more than ten yuan!" But the water that the goddess drinks is different from others, and in his world, the goddess's pull should also be rainbow-colored.

Liu Xiaoxiao took the mineral water that He Chun had already unscrewed the bottle cap for her, and took a sip for fear of ruining her lip makeup.

When she was about to put it down, she found a handbag at her feet, and when she pulled it out, she found that it was an Armani custom handmade custom suit.

He Chun hurriedly explained: "The male number one and I are buddies now, I don't want his suit, he has to give it to me!" He only feels that he is in heaven now, fluttering, and just wants to blindly improve himself, so that the goddess can give himself the opportunity to continue to stay in this beauty, even if it is fragrant to eat in the next moment.

Liu Xiaoxiao said, "You put it on and show me!" ”

When the goddess asks him to die, he will never retreat like a martyr, let alone wear a piece of clothing.

It took a lot of effort to put on the suit, but fortunately, the male number one was relatively tall, and he was slender when he wore it, and he was round when he wore it.

But because it is a limited edition handmade, at least it looks like a local tyrant nouveau riche, He Chun maintained his posture and did not dare to move, for fear that the suit would creak and crack as soon as he moved, he secretly prayed in his heart that the actor's clothes must not be torn, otherwise, the director would not let him roll up the cover and get out, without this work of the crew, would the goddess still find herself to eat?

Liu Xiaoxiao's soft voice said with coquettishness, "I'm starving, let's go eat." ”

He Chun drove the car to the hotel designated by the goddess, the golden lobby, the floor-to-ceiling window is the most luxurious sea view in the entire Shonan City, 360 degrees of visual enjoyment without dead ends, but because they are driving a luxury car, the doorman and waiter naturally treat them as VIPs and treat them carefully, this very noble feeling and the wonderful feeling of the goddess is the first time in He Chun's twenty-eight-year-old life.

Let him feel as if he was not in the world, the waiter led them to the seat, this environment made He Chun feel uncomfortable, looking at the menu is in French, in He Chun's eyes it is like a bunch of ghost drawings, the book is less hated when it is used, he He Chun has been working everywhere since he was eighteen years old, he feels that his chromosomes have not learned this gene, he tried his best to restrain his crampedness, watching Liu Xiaoxiao casually ordering food in French, he smiled and said, just come with me a share of the same, Then squinted at Liu Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao's order must be the best.

The waiter politely took the menu, and another waitress, the golden tray served water, and the delicate crystal cups imported from France reflected the brilliant light, and inside floated very thin slices of lemon.

He Chun hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I just drink boiled water, and I don't need to spend money to drink this." Although he couldn't read the French on the menu just now, he could understand the amount on it, and he touched the wallet in his pocket, and it was estimated that he would have to boil noodles in water from tomorrow.

The waiter said very politely: "Sir, this water is free!" You use it slowly. ”

He Chun smiled awkwardly, but Liu Xiaoxiao kept staring in the direction of the door, as if she was waiting for someone.

He Chun drank the lemonade in his hand, and he was not full of admiration, high-end restaurants just don't usually even have this lemonade so delicious.

He just wanted to tell Liu Xiaoxiao to drink some hot water, but Liu Xiaoxiao suddenly got up and said, "I'll go to the bathroom first." The shadow left his seat.

The gentleness of bowing his head, the charm of turning his head, he was fascinated by He Chun.

Liu Xiaoxiao listened to the movement in the distance, and took every step of the way, sure enough, when she walked to the door, she happened to meet the male god who pushed the door in. This chance encounter makes people look like it's not fake at all.

The male god was obviously a little surprised and called her: "Hey, Liu Xiaoxiao!" You are also eating here" Today's Liu Xiaoxiao is as beautiful as a red rose dripping with water, fragrant into the nose, which makes people a little intoxicated.

Liu Xiaoxiao smiled and said: "Oh, David, what a coincidence, I was talking about a project with a friend from film and television investment here, and I just finished talking, how did I meet you here?" Her accurate analysis of people's hearts has already seen that the moment David's eyes fell on He Chun, the small flame of male competition ignited in his heart.

The male god is also a veteran of the love field who has experienced a hundred battles, and the master duel pays attention to quietness, his face is calm, and his heart is turbulent.

The male god smiled and said, "Oh, I originally made an appointment with a friend, but that friend temporarily missed the appointment." ”

He originally wanted to wander between the two women, but he didn't want to make an appointment with that, he actually met this chance here, and at this time He Chun also found out that Liu Xiaoxiao, who was standing at the door talking to the male god, the male god suddenly said: "Would you like to accompany me to other places for a drink?" "He didn't want two women to run into each other here.

Liu Xiaoxiao pretended to be a little embarrassed and said: "Okay, I will give up my life to accompany the gentleman" She felt a little proud in her heart, the woman who grabbed the man with her had not yet been born.

She turned around and stopped He Chun, who was about to come over, and said with a smile: "Spring, I'm a little anxious about something to go first." ”

He Chun hurriedly said: "Xiaoxiao, you haven't eaten yet!" ”

Liu Xiaoxiao smiled: "I won't eat it, you can eat it yourself!" ”

He Chun suddenly stammered like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, "Why him?" I love you so much! ”

Liu Xiaoxiao pouted: "Because he is handsome, he has eight-pack abs on his stomach and a mermaid line." ”

As he spoke, he turned his head and held the slender and toned male god, and walked out proudly.

He Chun suddenly felt teary eyes, he stretched out his hand to grab Liu Xiaoxiao, only to hear a tearing sound, the man's No. 1 on his body asked him to send a dry cleaning custom version of the Armani suit, and finally couldn't bear his fat body cracked.

This tearing sound carried He Chun's heartbroken voice.

He staggered out of the lavish western restaurant, feeling as unreal as when he was drunk.

He touched the particularly elastic fat on his belly, doesn't he have eight-pack abs, he also has it, but it's just a piece!

He staggered out of the luxurious hotel, and He Chun's world suddenly went dark, and the beautiful soap foam was all broken in an instant. He Chun walked all the way to his car in a daze as if he had lost his soul, and the night breeze ruffled his hair and took away the strong smell of Liushen Flower Dew on his body. He Chun, who has loved Liu Xiaoxiao for ten years, can't match an eight-pack abs?

A headlight flashed, and a rose-red demonic sports car drove quickly, I am in a hurry, anxious to reincarnate! He Chun, who lost his soul, jumped on his fat body, but he was not hit by this deadly car, and the next moment he only heard He Chun's screams like killing pigs, he fell into the uncovered sewer, and he even said a word...... Whoever has such a godless heart doesn't have time to shout, and she loses consciousness.

……

When he woke up, a woman dressed like cosplay was looking at her curiously, and she looked exactly like Liu Xiaoxiao! Yes, except for her explosive red hair!

He said a little confused, "Xiaoxiao, are you filming in the crew?" ”

The woman's voice was very high: "You fighter in the spare tire!" Hardcore class in fighters! You think you're a spare tire, but in fact, you're a jack, and people can only think of you when they change the spare tire. Her voice was not at all as delicate as Liu Xiaoxiao. It seems that everything else is different except for similar facial features.

He Chun remembered the sports car he was hiding from just now, and then he saw this woman, "Which hospital is this!" Now the little nurses are dressed up so trendy? "He hasn't been to the hospital for more than ten years, but it's incredible!

The red-haired woman said impatiently, "This is hell! ”

He Chun suddenly sat up with a carp stiffened, "My extremely strong He Chun can hang up like this, what are you kidding your sister?" He pinched his face violently, it didn't hurt, so he pinched it again, still, it doesn't hurt, do important things three times, it still doesn't hurt,, what's wrong?

The red-haired woman's eyes flickered, and she said a little hesitantly: "Oh, according to the records of life and death, you would have been...... It's just that the whole body should be fractured, and because the water flow in the sewer is too fast, the ...... Your flesh washed away ......"

He Chun looked at this face that looked like Liu Xiaoxiao, and the saddest thing in his relationship was that the person who took you to hell once took you to heaven.

But thinking about the principle of opening his mouth and dividing profits, He Chun still couldn't help shouting: "Damn, do you have professional ethics!" What the hell is going on! Where can I complain!?"

The red-haired woman is obviously a little blindfolded, and most people are terrified when they come here, this 10,000-year-old spare tire is actually shouting to complain, if this is to let the steward know that he has made a mistake, this will not be beaten to the mortal world and become a mouse, by all means, how can his good looks become a mouse, it is too wasteful of genes.

She suddenly said delicately: "Aren't people here to compensate you according to the latest human rights protection law of the prefecture!" You're so loud that people are afraid! ”

He Chun suddenly felt that the whole person was crispy and numb, and now not only did his face look like Liu Xiaoxiao, but his voice was also like it, and he suddenly changed to a flattering face: I said beauty, can I stay and work?

The red-haired woman suddenly had black lines in her head, and this product actually wanted to stay and work!

She snapped: No! We're not short of people!

If you want to leave this 10,000-year-old spare tire, everyone will know that she made a mistake!

He Chun said sadly: "That...... I want to be a little bit cooler, then become rich, and then there are many, many beautiful women like me! It's better to have a bit of a special feature. Well, that's all for now, I'll talk about the rest! ”

The red-haired woman was like a guy who had to chop him into meat sauce, but she thought that she had made a mistake and had to deal with it quickly, so as not to be known by more people.

The book of life and death in the red-haired woman's hand was quickly flipped over, and there were so many requirements for this 10,000-year-old spare tire, which was like a short and poor man who had to marry a Bai Fumei who was worth more than 100 million, and often this kind of illogical thing happened when he was threatened.

Finally, the red-haired witch's eyes lit up, "Here's one that perfectly meets your requirements!" "It's like a drowning man grasping at a lifeline.

He Chun was actually reluctant to fall in love with the red-haired witch who looked like Liu Xiaoxiao, so he deliberately accosted him: "You say come and listen, I'll choose slowly." "It's really earth-shattering, the infatuation of crying ghosts and gods!

The red-haired witch just wanted to deal with him quickly, and kicked him hard and said, "Don't ink, you won't be able to catch up with the heat when the ink is late!" He Chun suddenly lost consciousness.