"Uncle Ren, Uncle Ren. What good things are you eating? ”

Just as Li Ren was thinking about how to get the question value, a soft and crisp voice came from a distance.

Li Ren looked up and saw a little girl as cute as a porcelain doll running towards him step by step.

This is the daughter of Li Chongyi, the eldest son of the King of Hejian, named Li Xin'er. She is only four years old this year, and since Li Ren made her a sugar gourd last time, she has been very sticky to Li Ren.

Oh, isn't that a coincidence? Just thinking about how to get the question value, the best partner came running.

You must know that Li Xin'er is the most popular person in the entire palace. And people are small and big, and a small thing will be known to everyone. If only I could let her "publicize the propaganda". Isn't the question value skyrocketing?

Li Xin'er didn't feel the sinister in Li Ren's heart at all. She walked on her little short legs, ran to Li Ren, and hugged Li Ren's thigh. A pair of big flickering eyes looked at Li Ren cutely, "I just heard from someone that Ah Fu sent you something good, and people want to eat it." ”

Looking at the cute little girl, Li Ren's heart was about to melt. Hurry up and pick her up. At her pink and tender little face, "let's chirp" kissed.

"Yo my little lovely. Uncle Ren will give you whatever you want to eat. After saying that, Li Ren handed the locust cake to Xin'er, "Come, Xin'er." This is a crepes with locust powder, you taste it. ”

Xin'er bit her fingers and said timidly: "Locusts? Is it the kind of locusts that eat crops? ”

"Yes, Xin'er is so smart," Li Ren gently scratched Xin'er's nose and said with a smile, "Locusts are good things and extremely nutritious. Xin'er will become more beautiful after eating it. ”

"Uncle Ren, I'm four years old, not a three-year-old kid. Don't lie to people anymore. Xin'er rolled her eyes coquettishly. A-Niang said that locusts are pests. Inedible. ”

"Drop, I feel that Li Xin'er has doubts, and the question value is +1"

Hearing the system's prompt, Li Ren was stunned, but soon smiled. It's like the wolf grandmother who coaxed Little Red Riding Hood, "Xin'er, how could Uncle Ren lie to you?" I don't believe Uncle Ren will eat it for you. ”

After finishing speaking, Li Ren put the locust cake in his hand into his mouth and pretended to eat sweetly. The mouth makes a "chirp, chirp" sound.

"Is it really spicy?" Xin'er tilted her head and looked at Li Ren suspiciously.

"Xin'er, don't you still believe Uncle Ren? Have you forgotten the taste of the sugar gourd I made? Li Ren smiled maliciously.

Sugar gourd!? At the mention of sugar gourd, Xin'er's eyes lit up. It was the best food she'd ever had in her life.

Eventually, the yearning for good food outweighed the fear of locusts, and Xin'er stretched out her crystal clear hands, tore off a corner of the locust cake, and stuffed it into her mouth.

"How? Is it tasty? Li Ren smiled like a wolf grandmother.

"Phew......" Xin'er spit out the locust cake in her mouth, looking aggrieved. It stinks, and it doesn't taste good at all. ”

"Hahaha......" Li Ren laughed loudly.

Locusts are only delicious when they are fried, and they only have a fishy smell in the usual way. And the locust cake is a food developed by Li Ren for disaster relief, so it is naturally not too delicious.

I didn't expect Xin'er, who is usually eccentric, to fall for this kind of fool.

Xin'er looked at Li Ren, who was laughing heartily, and suddenly understood something. Her eyes were fierce, revealing two small tiger teeth. "Uncle Ren, you lied to me!"

"How could I lie to you? You see I ate it too, it's really fragrant. Li Ren cheekily denied it.

You liar! Xin'er tugged at the corners of her mouth. Then he rolled his eyes and thought about it.

"Is it really fragrant? Xin'er doesn't believe it, unless you let Xin'er smell the taste in your mouth. Xin'er pretended to have a puzzled expression and said timidly.

"Okay, you can smell it." Li Ren lowered his head and opened his mouth.

Who knew that Xin'er didn't smell it at all. Grabbed his hair and tore it hard.

"Xin'er, what are you doing, let go." Li Ren panicked.

"Hmph, don't let go, who let you lie to me, tell you, I, Li Xin'er, am not easy to mess with." Xin'er showed two little tiger teeth, and the milk was fierce.

"If you don't let go, I'm going to beat you." Li Ren feigned anger.

It's okay not to say this, but as soon as she says this, Xin'er's strength in her hands is even greater. Not only that, but she also shouted: "A-Niang, A-Niang, come quickly, Uncle Ren beat me." ”

"Who dares to hit my daughter!"

People come before they hear. Accompanied by a crisp and pleasant but majestic and solemn drink. A tall young woman with a graceful figure and a bright red power suit walked quickly.

The person who came was Xin'er's biological mother, Li Ren's sister-in-law Jiang Ruolan.

Speaking of this, Jiang Ruolan is also a legend. She was originally the daughter of a general of the previous dynasty, and her parents died when she was a child. Because his parents are kind to Li Jing and his wife. was recognized by Li Jing as a righteous daughter and raised under her knees since she was a child.

Because of the relationship between the red whisk girl. Jiang Ruolan didn't love red clothes and arms since she was a child. The martial arts are outstanding, the swords, guns, swords, halberds and various weapons are all excellent, and there are few opponents among the peers in the entire Chang'an. She is a veritable "eldest sister" among the young nobles.

By chance, she was captured by Li Chongyi, the eldest son of the King of Hejian. The two tied the knot and spent a good relationship together.

Seeing this unusually strong sister-in-law, Li Ren couldn't help but show a bitter smile: "Sister-in-law Mingjian, I didn't beat Xin'er." ”

Li Ren's aggrieved expression made Jiang Ruolan laugh out loud. She didn't persuade her daughter to let go, but asked teasingly: "Say, why did you provoke Xin'er?" ”

Before Li Ren could speak, Xin'er sued the wicked first: "Auntie, Uncle Ren tricked me into eating locusts." ”

Well? Jiang Ruolan snorted angrily, the smile on her face quickly disappeared, and her eyes were full of anger. "Is this true?"

Xin'er loosened Li Ren's hair, and hurriedly handed the evidence "locust cake" to Jiang Ruolan, "A-Niang, look, this is a cake mixed with locusts, Uncle Ren lied to me and said that it was delicious." ”

"Little Renzi, haven't you been disciplining you recently, you're not feeling well!" Jiang Ruolan pinched the locust cake in her hand, and a dangerous aura came to her face.

"Sister-in-law, listen to my explanation." Li Ren coughed dryly, thinking of the medicinal use of locusts. casually said, "Xin'er hasn't eaten a lot recently, and her spleen and stomach are not good." This locust is a good medicine for the symptoms, and I want to treat Xin'er. ”

"Really?" Jiang Ruolan's eyes showed a fierce light, and her tone was pressing, "Why didn't I know that you could also heal?" ”

"Drop, Jiang Ruolan's serious doubts have been detected, and the question value is +10."

It's over, and I am uneasy to soothe this tough sister-in-law, I am afraid that I will not be able to run away from today's beating.

Li Ren hurriedly showed his most sincere expression: "Sister-in-law, can you still not believe me?" Locusts are really a cure. This is the cure I asked for from the outside. ”

Is this true? Jiang Ruolan was puzzled. But then a wave of anger rose again. Anyway, Xin'er is your own baby, you can find a home remedy for your daughter to eat. Or use something disgusting like locusts. It's time to learn a lesson!

At this time, Xin'er raised her little head and said with disgust: "Even if it is a medicinal herb, Xin'er doesn't eat it." The locusts stinked and died of disgust. ”

"Don't worry, I promise that the locusts will taste better than sugar gourds." Li Ren patted his chest and tried his best to assure.

Better than sugar gourds? How is this possible?

The mother and daughter looked at Li Ren like a fool.

"Drop, feel Li Xin'er's questioning, questioning value +3"

"Drop, I feel Jiang Ruolan's doubts, and the question value is +5"

A flush quickly appeared on Li Ren's face, "Really, if you don't believe me, I'll make a dish with locusts at night." As long as you say it's not delicious. I will be my sister-in-law's "sparring partner" for 7 days. ”

"A month. If you lie to us, be my "sparring partner" for a month. Jiang Ruolan clasped her hands together, pinched her fingers, and made a terrifying "rattle" sound. "And, I promise this month. Your martial arts will improve greatly. ”

"I testify." Li Xin'er raised her hands high and cheered.

looked at his sister-in-law who wanted to teach him a lesson and Xin'er, who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement. Li Ren suddenly felt that this world was full of malice.