Chapter 33: The Root of the Disease
Yuan Tiangang thought for a while, took out the bamboo tube from his sleeve, poured out the copper coin, and threw a hexagram casually, still the same as before, one by one.
Yuan Tiangang sighed helplessly, picked up the pen, wrote the words 'Zhulu Hou Li Mu is suspected of brain disease' on the paper, and then rolled it into a paper roll, tied it with hemp rope, and came to the east wall. The entire wall on the east side is a chest of drawers, with eight rows of eight columns each, for a total of sixty-four chests of drawers. Yuan Tiangang hesitated, selected a cabinet in the column marked 'dry', and put the paper roll in it.
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Li Mu had a nightmare, in which he was working overtime. Just in time for the National Day, everyone in the company is on holiday, and he is the only one working overtime in the huge company, and in the middle of the night, it is eerie and terrifying, and the echo can be heard when the panting sound is a little louder.
I haven't eaten for a day, and I want to order a takeout when I'm hungry, but I can't eat it, because the takeaway brother has also gone to celebrate the birthday of his motherland.
Li Mu was so hungry that he had no choice but to boil water and soak a bucket of noodles.
While waiting for the noodles to be soaked, Li Mu sat in front of the computer in a daze.
He looked at the BUG that had just been dealt with, and he was actually thinking about his girlfriend who had broken up not long ago, the off-plan house that had not yet been built after paying the down payment, and the text message from the landlord announcing the rent increase yesterday...... Suddenly, Li Mu felt that this life was so hard. has no relatives, no bosom friends, and several relationships end in disgust. The only old dean who was kind to him has also passed away, and the orphanage has been sold and is now a kindergarten...... There is nothing to be happy about living in this life, even if he dies, it is estimated that no one will feel distressed, and there is nothing worth remembering at all.
Just when Li Mu felt sorry for himself, the computer suddenly went blue!
Li Mu's eyes widened instantly! He just finished fixing the bug, and he hasn't had time to save it yet!
What a night effort! It's just a blue screen, do you want to do it all over again? Why don't you kill me!
Li Mu bent down to press the restart button of the chassis, and suddenly his heart hurt violently!
Li Mu clutched his chest and slowly fell on the table, the pain getting worse and worse. In the last scene before closing his eyes, he saw the noodles that had already been soaked.
Tomato and egg noodles, I didn't eat a bite......
"I haven't eaten a bite!!"
Li Mu shouted, and Huo Ran sat up. Bai Qiaoqiao, who was guarding next to him, was startled, and hurriedly took Li Mu's hand, and shouted at the same time: "Zhi'en, go and call the doctor, the husband is awake!" ā
When Li Mu heard Bai Qiaoqiao's voice, he looked at her a little blankly. Bai Qiaoqiao burst into tears, held Li Mu's hand tightly, and said, "Husband, you have finally woken up." What's wrong with you, what are you doing in the room, it scares me to death. ā
"Ah......" Li Mu was still a little confused, he clearly remembered that he was working overtime just now, hungry and had no food to eat boiled water instant noodles, and suddenly the computer blue screen, how could he suddenly ...... There's an extra beauty in front of you?
Li Mu looked at it for a while, his memory slowly recovered, and he finally remembered.
I've crossed, yes, I've crossed!
I am no longer the poor worm in my previous life, I am now the military marquis of the Tang Dynasty. In this life, I have relatives and friends, I don't need to pay the mortgage, no one dares to charge me rent, and I have a beautiful wife.
Lao Tzu counterattacked!
And the system...... I have the system!
Li Mu hurriedly closed his eyes and called in his heart, and the system responded to his mind.
It's good, the system is too.
"Hahahaha......" Li Mu laughed, what a fucking dream, what a fucking Zhuang Zhou Mengdie! What is false and what is true! Not a dream! That's the reality! That's true! I'm a Tang Dynastyman! It's a good life, I don't want to go back, I don't want to go back, I don't want to live such a pitiful life anymore!
I've got to live well! No matter how I came, I'm here anyway, since I came to the Tang Dynasty, I must do something, so as not to waste this opportunity given by God!
Li Mu gritted his teeth and swore secretly in his heart. Bai Qiaoqiao was completely stunned, she saw Li Mu suddenly laughing, and then gritted her teeth and looked hideous, thinking that his illness was more serious, and hurriedly said: "Zhi'en, is the doctor here?" Call the doctor, the husband seems to be more serious! ā
"Wife!" Li Mu hugged Bai Qiaoqiao and squeezed her into her arms, tears flowed down his cheeks, all rubbing on the clothes on Bai Qiaoqiao's chest: "It's great to see you again, do you know, I'm so afraid that all this is a dream...... Ahem, wife! ā
Li Mu howled and cried, crying so much that he coughed. Bai Qiaoqiao didn't know what was going on, Li Mu called himself 'wife' again, was he already very old? didn't have time to ask in detail, seeing Li Mu crying so sadly, Bai Qiaoqiao had no choice but to hug him and coax him softly: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm here, I'm not here......"
At this time, many people broke in at the door, led by Li Chongyi, Zhang Tianai, Li Zhien, and the invited doctors, all blocked the door of the inner room. Seeing such a scene, everyone was a little confused. What's wrong with this Hou Ye? Falling off the roof and falling into a fool, how can it be like a child!
"Big man, let me let the doctor check it on the master."
Li Zhien pushed Li Chongyi aside, let him out of the door, and invited the doctors to come in. The three doctors came in, but when they saw that Li Mu was holding Bai Qiaoqiao and didn't let go, they didn't know what to do. In the end, Zhang Tianai walked over, grabbed the back of Li Mu's neck, dragged him out of Bai Qiaoqiao's arms, and pressed him on the bed.
Bai Qiaoqiao only saw so many people at this time, and her face was flushed with shame. But he was worried about Li Mu's safety, so he didn't dare to leave, and stood aside with his lips pursed.
Li Mu was pressed on the bed by Zhang Tianai, and at first she wanted to struggle, but suddenly saw the cloth belt hanging from Zhang Tianai's neck and the splint tied to her arm, and suddenly became honest. He had all remembered it now, and if he fell from such a high roof, he would break his bones and tendons, if he didn't fall to his death. Now he is not injured, but Zhang Tianai's arm is broken, obviously to save him.
Zhang Tianai saw Li Mu's apologetic gaze, turned around and dodged, and stood beside Bai Qiaoqiao. The three doctors rushed up, checking the check, the number of pulses, and one of the random touches, I don't know what the road is.
Li Mu knew that he couldn't explain it, so he simply closed his eyes and let them go.
The three doctors checked for half an hour before gradually stopping. Bai Qiaoqiao hurriedly asked, "Doctors, what is the illness of my husband?" ā
The three of them looked at each other for a moment, and the eldest doctor stroked his goatee and said: "According to the old man, Master Hou is a disease of wind evil, the so-called wind is yang evil, and it is easy to attack the yang position. It's not a symptom, it's just ......."
Bai Qiaoqiao hurriedly said: "Just what?" Please also ask the doctor to speak up. ā
"This ...... The disease of wind evil is very easy to be caused by the kidneys. In other words......"
Li Mu was furious and shouted, "Where did the quack doctor come from, do you mean that Benhou has a deficiency in his kidneys?!" ā
"No, no," the old doctor hurriedly explained, "On the contrary, Hou Ye's kidney water is strong, which is very rare. The so-called self-overflowing, Hou Ye's evil spirit, is caused by not being able to vent in time, can the old man ask, whether Hou Ye has been too busy recently, so that the sex is not harmonious......
Bai Qiaoqiao understood, it turned out that the old doctor meant that Li Mu was sick because he didn't get venting!
"Nonsense, get out, re-righteousness, get them away!" Li Mu knew that Bai Qiaoqiao was thin-skinned, how could he stand this, so he hurriedly asked Li Chongyi to drive people away. Li Chongyi dragged the three doctors out with one in his left hand and two in his right hand. The old doctor who had just spoken was still shouting that he had not made a wrong diagnosis, but Bai Qiaoqiao listened, and his face was so red that he was about to drip blood.
Li Mu glanced at the three women in the room, grinned and squeezed out a smile, not knowing what to say to alleviate the embarrassing atmosphere.
"IāI'm so hungry!"
"I'll make you porridge." / "I went to sleep. ā
Bai Qiaoqiao and Zhang Tianai left together, leaving only Li Zhien. Li Mu glanced at her and said, "Little girl, why don't you go out here, the newspaper is finished?" ā
Li Zhien suddenly covered his mouth and laughed, Li Mu felt inexplicable, frowned, and said, "What are you laughing at, ask you!" ā
Li Zhien tried to endure it, but finally held it back, and said, "Master, in fact, I can see it without the doctor's words." ā
"What?"
Li Zhien pointed between Li Mu's legs, Li Mu looked down and saw that the little brother was standing proudly, his pants were bulging, no wonder the old doctor just said that!
Li Mu was annoyed and angry, stared at Li Zhien, and said, "Why don't you go out quickly, didn't you hear what the doctor said?" Your master is now dissatisfied with my desires, and I am running slowly, so I will give you ...... What's the matter! ā
Li Zhien was not afraid at all, and said: "If the master wants the body of the slave and maid, the slave and maid will take a bath." ā
"Get out!"
Li Zhien was not annoyed, and left with a smile, leaving Li Mu alone on the bed, looking at the little brother who was still showing off his might, Li Mu turned over, clamped it with his legs, and pulled the quilt over and covered it.
Bai Qiaoqiao came outside the house, first sent Zhang Tianai to the next room, and then called Xiaozhu and asked her to go to the front yard to tell Li Chongyi that she should give double the consultation fee and not treat the three doctors badly. Although she didn't explicitly say anything about the matter of asking for secrecy, these three doctors are all famous doctors in Chang'an City, and they mostly serve dignitaries and nobles on weekdays, and they generally know what they can say and what they can't say. Double the diagnosis fee is in hand, and naturally not a word will be leaked.
After the arrangements were made, Bai Qiaoqiao came to the kitchen to cook porridge for Li Mu. The cook wanted to help, but Bai Qiaoqiao refused, she liked to cook for Li Mu.
After a while, Li Zhien also came. Seeing that Bai Qiaoqiao was busy with her work, she couldn't cook, so she said, "Madam, I'll help you fill the firewood." ā
Bai Qiaoqiao responded, didn't say anything, and seemed to have something on his mind. She scooped the rice, put it in the pot, added water, and covered it. His eyes moved to Li Zhien, who was filling in the firewood, looked at it for a while, and said, "Zhien, I want to discuss something with you." ā