Chapter 1476: You Got the Credit, Black Cauldron Poor Dao?
Back at the back house, Fang Jun did not rush to bathe and change clothes as soon as possible, but went straight to the sleeping place to visit his two sons.
Hearing that Fang Jun had returned home, the maid in the back house had already prepared everything, Princess Gaoyang and Wu Meiniang were both in the house, and when they saw Fang Jun entering the house, they greeted them together.
"Hey, are you going to run an errand for your father, or are you going to get into a beggar's den? Sour and smelly......"
Princess Gaoyang hadn't seen her husband for many days, and she wanted to come forward to get close, but she was almost smoked by Fang Jun's rancid taste, although she didn't avoid it, she raised her little hand and fanned her delicate nose, with a look of disgust.
Fang Jun was furious: "Oh, you won't open the house for three days, right?" Dare to dislike Ben Langjun, take your life! ”
After that, he suddenly stepped forward and hugged Princess Gaoyang's thin and slender shoulders, and her unshaven mouth put on a greasy and tender face, and it was a fierce gnaw......
"Oh, Fang Er, are you crazy? Hurry up and let go of this palace, otherwise it will make you look good...... Alas, alas, you let go quickly, this palace is wrong, okay......"
Her Royal Highness the princess was gnawed so delicately that she had to beg for mercy.
Fang Jun let her go, looked at the shallow and angry face in front of him, couldn't help pinching it again, and snorted: "This woman of yours is a first-time offender, Ben Langjun doesn't care, if you dare to commit it again, hum, the family law will serve!" ”
Princess Gao Yang's face was blushing, she reached out and gently slapped Fang Jun's shoulder, and said angrily: "What nonsense! ”
The so-called "family law" in this Lang Jun's mouth is not a board, nor a cane, but a "whipping". It's just that this "whip" is not the other "whip", His Royal Highness Gao Yang has been tortured several times, and each time he was defeated in the wild bombardment of Lang Jun without mercy and jade, and finally he was sour and weak, and it was useless to beg for mercy......
Wu Mei Niangyu on the side smiled, gently pushed Fang Jun, and said, "Let's hurry up and freshen up, if you want to apply family law to His Highness, but it's not too late after dinner." ”
Princess Gaoyang didn't follow, and stepped forward to twist Wu Meiniang's arm to make trouble.
Although she is a princess and a mother, Princess Gaoyang is upright and innocent, and she has no scheming, just like the innocence of a girl, dare to love and hate, and her words and deeds are unscrupulous.
And Wu Meiniang is much older in the city government, not only does she take care of Fang Jun's property in an orderly manner, but she also has outstanding prestige and a good reputation in this back house, even Princess Gaoyang obeys her words, let alone others?
A noble and noble family background can bring him protection, a person with a seven-trick exquisite mind to share his worries and solve problems, and two beautiful girls love him the same way.
Well, it would be more perfect if you could add another Princess Changle with a better appearance......
Fang Jun shamelessly lewd in his heart, gently kissed Wu Meiniang's smooth forehead, and said with a smile: "I'm not in a hurry to take a bath, I have to see my son first, I haven't seen these two boys in the past few days, and I always feel like something is missing in my heart all day long." ”
Wu Meiniang raised her head and stared at Fang Jun's cheeks, her eyes were bright, and she said with slight disgust: "People say 'a gentleman hugs his grandson but not his son', if you dote on Dalang Erlang like this, you can't say that you will be more cunning than you when you grow up." ”
Fang Jun laughed and said, "Then let's be a gentleman, even if our Fang Jun's son is a gentleman, he must be the one who is outstanding in the gentleman!" ”
Wu Meiniang was speechless and held her forehead, this person is really a good mallet, where is anyone happy to hear that her son is a gentleman......
Fang Jun said, then turned around and walked towards the back room.
The two dolls each wore a belly pocket and lay in the cradle, the boss Fang Shu was holding a rattle in his hand and dancing, he was having a good time, seeing Fang Jun, the two big black eyes were round, and he threw away the rattle, and opened his mouth to "yay, yes" and begged for a hug.
How could the son refuse his request? Fang Jun hurriedly stepped forward to hug him, and a crisp voice sounded in his ears: "Look at your dirty appearance with a muddy body, aren't you afraid that the child will also be soiled and infected with diseases?" ”
Fang Jun paused, turned his head and saw Yu Mingxue, who was dressed in white, with his hands behind his back and his face tight, staring at him angrily.
This girl hasn't been seen for a while, and her slender and childish figure is gradually receding, revealing more and more beautiful outlines.
It's just that Fang Jun was unhappy in his heart, and retorted: "What's wrong with the dirty body?" Our son is also a big man, where is he so squeamish? ”
Having said that, I don't dare to hold the child, there are many bacteria on the body, and the child's resistance is weak, in case there are really germs that contaminate the child, it will be bad......
However, looking at Yu Mingxue's smug appearance, he was a little angry in his heart, and sneered: "Tell me about you, what are the girls doing all day long?" It's okay to stay at home honestly, if a girl wants to get married, she has to be quiet and reserved, understand? ”
Yu Mingxue's pretty face was frosty for a moment, her big black and white eyes glared at Fang Jun, and she snorted coldly: "This is not my family, why are you staying here all day?" Oh...... Could it be that you covet me because you have a heart for me? ”
"Poof!"
Fang Jun laughed: "I covet you? You yellow-haired girl, shriveled like a bean sprout, what can you see for yourself that can make me covet you? Girl, people are self-aware, go to that mirror and look at yourself. ”
Yu Mingxue was furious, her pink face turned red, she straightened her small chest, gritted her teeth and said, "Why is it deflated?" It's big, okay! ”
Yu Ming's family is a remnant of ancient times, the children in the clan are isolated from the world all the year round, and they only enter the world to practice after they grow up, so although Yu Mingxue has stayed in Guanzhong for a long time, but her nature is not lost, she is still an innocent and delicate appearance, and she knows little about the defense of men and women.
Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to say such harsh words......
Fang Jun choked a lot, this crazy girl can't be provoked, in case she says something out of the ordinary and is heard by the old fox in her family, maybe how to clean herself up.
I had to bow to the wind, ignore her, and turn around to look at the second fangyou, this kid is steady, lying in the cradle without saying a word, looking at the father grinning and smirking, and making up his mind to be a beautiful man quietly......
After teasing his son for a while, he didn't dare to get too close, so he went out of the bedroom to bathe and change clothes.
Yu Mingxue admired Fang Jun's two white eyes, and still stayed to play with the two babbling babbling babies, and seemed to like these two dolls very much, but they were really childlike......
Because there were guests in the house, Fang Jun bathed very quickly, so that Xiuyu Xiuyan's two concubines waited to take a bath and change their clothes, and by the way, they were willing to do their brotherly desires on the coquettish bodies of the two girls.
Returning to the front hall refreshed, the two old guys were chatting with relish.
Seeing Fang Jun, Sun Simiao asked directly: "I just had a detailed discussion with Brother Yu Ming, what Fang Zhierlang has done in the past two years is really jaw-dropping, and he is really young and promising." ”
Sitting on the chair, Fang Jun focused on another important point: "Do you call Yu Ming's predecessor a brother?" ”
The forehead is obedient, Sun Simiao is almost a hundred years old, and he still has to call this old man Yuming brother?
Sun Simiao said pleasantly: "Of course, Brother Yuming is ten years older than me, and I regard him as a brother." ”
The old man Yu Ming smiled and said reservedly: "It's just a few years old, when it comes to achieving knowledge, how dare you call yourself the brother of the Taoist?" However, such a stinky hairy baby may not be able to appreciate the profound wisdom that we have experienced over the years......"
Fang Jun has a black line on his face, can he pretend to be forced when he is old?
The 80,000-year-old turtle of the king of the year of the card did not take off the vest and pretend to be a long worm......
Sun Simiao smiled and shook his head, ignoring Yu Ming's teasing words, turned his head and looked at Fang Jun with bright eyes, and asked: "Where did Erlang learn the first aid technique in the army, and where did he learn the method that can alleviate Princess Jinyang's qi illness, and why do you want to pretend to be the name of the poor road?" ”
Fang Jun sighed, here he comes, this is what he is most afraid of......
After all, it was really embarrassing to meet the main owner by swaggering.
I had to get up and salute, and said sincerely: "The junior has no form, and he pretends to be the name of the Taoist chief, which is really damned." It's just that the situation was urgent at that time, and if it weren't for the fraudulent use of the name of the Taoist, it was really impossible to implement those two methods. Military discipline is like a mountain, and the art of diagnosis and treatment in the army has been around for a long time. But if the first aid technique comes from the mouth of the Taoist, it is very different. Princess Jinyang's qi disease often attacks, the younger generation happened to read in an ancient book that sea fish can relieve its symptoms, so they took the risk to try, the same reason, if it is not for the name of the Taoist, how can Your Majesty believe it? Although the younger generation is abrupt, it is really for the right way, and I hope that the Taoist will be considerate. ”
Sun Simiao didn't smile, squinted at Fang Jun and said: "It's sincere, reasonable, and well-founded, as if the old Tao cares about you, it is for the sake of fame and ignores your benevolence and righteousness to save people...... But Lao Dao has a question, you used Lao Dao's reputation to make His Majesty agree to let you use the method obtained in the ancient book to relieve Princess Jinyang's symptoms, if it is effective, you can naturally get a credit, but in case that method not only does not work, but can even cause Princess Jinyang to have an accident...... Is it that the black cauldron has to be carried by a poor way? ”
Fang Jun was a little sweaty, and said, "This ......"
I was really embarrassed, did I want to tell Sun Simiao that we thought so at the time?
If you really say that, I'm afraid that this old immortal can burst out and kill people......