The sky is getting dark, and the noisy Chang'an is gradually entering tranquility.

A luxurious and dignified two-carriage stopped at the gate of the Hejian Palace, and a burly man with a full beard walked down.

This is Li Xiaogong, the king of the river. Although Li Xiaogong, as the king of Hejian, bears the heavy responsibility of the imperial court, there are many affairs, and it is difficult to have leisure.

But usually there is nothing important, and he will go home for dinner in the evening. Enjoy the fun of having your children and grandchildren around your lap.

"Grandpa, Uncle Ren lied to me. You're going to call the shots for me! "The eccentric Xin'er has been waiting in front of the door for a long time. As soon as he saw Li Xiaogong get out of the car, he couldn't wait to run to him to complain.

"Oh, good granddaughter, watch your step." Li Xiaogong hurriedly walked two steps to meet him. I held this little cute man in my arms. Pinch her little face. smiled and said, "What's wrong with Ren'er?" Didn't you still like him two days ago? Have you been clamoring to play with him? ”

"Hmph, Uncle Ren is bad, Xin'er doesn't like it!" The little girl pouted. Tsundere can't do it, "Today, Uncle Ren tricked Xin'er into eating locusts, and the locusts stink, and they died of unpalatable." Teach him a lesson, Aon. ”

Hearing this, Li Xiaogong frowned, not angry and arrogant.

"What's going on with Ren'er? Dare to play tricks on you with locusts! Is his skin itchy? After saying that, he angrily picked up a wooden stick with the thickness of his wrist and walked towards the courtyard.

Xin'er saw that things were not good, and Uncle Ren was about to be beaten. Hurriedly stopped, "Ah Weng, you don't have to hit Uncle Ren. As long as you punish him for making sugar gourds for Xin'er. ”

Well? Li Xiaogong stopped, looked at his granddaughter who was cramped and restless in his arms, instantly understood something, and laughed for a while.

Originally, I thought it was my nephew bullying my good granddaughter, but now it seems that it is difficult to say who bullied whom.

Li Xiaogong couldn't help pinching her little face, and said affectionately, "You little ghost, don't you want to eat sugar gourds and deliberately wronged your uncle!" ”

Li Xin'er was not happy, grabbed Li Xiaogong's beard, and resisted: "People don't have it, Xin'er is so cute." How can someone be wronged? Today, Uncle Ren just tricked me into eating locusts. If you don't believe it, go ask A-Niang.

Well? Is it true?

Li Xiaogong's eyes flashed, and his hands holding the wooden stick were a little harder.

"But ......" Xin'er tilted her head and smiled, "After I found out, I pulled his hair on the spot, and it was very bad." I've already taken revenge. So, grandpa doesn't have to beat him, just punish him. ”

"Hahaha, okay, take revenge on yourself. Sure enough, it's my good granddaughter. Li Xiaogong laughed heartily.

At this time, Jiang Ruolan came over and made a junior salute. "Father-in-law, the meal is ready. Let's go eat. After speaking, he turned to his daughter and said angrily: "Xin'er, quickly loosen grandpa's beard, what a person, and he is still so unruly." ”

Li Xin'er stuck out her tongue, smiled, and let go of the beard in her hand. shyly lay on Li Xiaogong.

The three of them walked leisurely towards the dining hall.

The canteen of the palace is magnificent, magnificent, and has the characteristics of the Tang Dynasty. The only thing that was a little special was that there was a slightly ugly Eight Immortals table and a few Taishi chairs in the middle of the lobby.

It was Lee In's masterpiece of time-travel. 、

Li Ren, who has crossed over, also wants to do something. With the knowledge in my head, I also tinkered with a lot of things. It's a pity that he didn't have good knowledge in his previous life, and he can't remember chemistry and physics at all. All experiments failed.

All that remains, these slightly ugly tables and chairs, barely functional. Prove the identity of Li Ren's traverser.

As soon as Li Xiaogong and the three arrived at the door, they happened to meet Li Ren.

Seeing Li Ren, Li Xiaogong didn't say a word and kicked him in the ass.

"Ah...... Uncle, you murdered your own nephew! Li Ren rubbed his buttocks, his face full of grievances.

"What? Trick my granddaughter into eating locusts, shouldn't I kick you? Li Xiaogong's eyes widened, and he was majestic.

After saying that, he had to stretch out his foot and kick him in the ass.

Li Ren: That's helpless! On the merits, you first listen to what happened. How can there be someone like you, who will come up and beat people indiscriminately.

What a hands-on reckless man!

For a while, Li Ren felt that the sky was dark and dark, and it was snowing in June.

"Giggles......" Seeing Li Ren's grievances, Jiang Ruolan's mother and daughter couldn't help laughing.

Immediately, Jiang Ruolan smiled and told everyone the whole thing, in detail. And highlighted the gambling agreement made by both parties.

In fact, Li Xiaogong didn't need to listen to it to know that the matter was nothing more than Li Ren and Xin'er joking, but they were grabbed and threatened by the mother and daughter. And then please pull yourself off the rails of these things.

It can't be the mother and daughter who are wronged, but their nephews.

But who let Li Xiaogong be biased.

First, the character of the mother and daughter is indeed tempered with him. Let him love it. Of the two, Li Ren's appearance of not being able to do anything is really angry.

If you can let your daughter-in-law train for a month, maybe her martial arts will grow a little.

At that moment, Li Xiaogong stroked his beard and increased the bet, "One month is not enough, at least three months." After speaking, without waiting for Li Ren to refute, he sat down on the main seat and prepared to eat.

Poof, Li Ren couldn't wait to squirt a mouthful of old blood on his face.

A month of sparring can take off a layer of skin, three months! Do you want my life?

Sister-in-law has got the true biography of the Red Whisk Girl!

But on second thought, I wouldn't lose anyway. What are you afraid of?

Hey, hey, hey, let you be treacherous and ghostly, and you have to drink the master's footwashing water. I don't believe that in front of Chinese food, you can bear it!

With both sides thinking about each other, Ah Fu walked in with a plate of fried locusts.

Instantly, a vague smell of fried oil filled the cafeteria.

Li Xin'er twitched her nose, like a little milk cat that smelled fish. "It smells so good. Ah Fu, what are you doing today? ”

"This ......"

Ah Fu was about to reply, but was interrupted by Li Ren.

"You don't care what it is, come, taste it or not!" After speaking, she picked up a chopstick and put it in her small bowl.

"Hmph, no rules. Good things should be eaten by Ah Weng first. Xin'er was like a little adult, and gave Li Ren a look. Then he raised the small bowl in front of Lee Hyo-gong. A well-behaved face. "Ah Weng, you eat first."

"Oops, Xin'er is so good!" Li Xiaogong picked up the fried locusts in the bowl with a smile on his face and swallowed it in one gulp.

Instantly, the crisp and fragrant aroma of fried locusts pulsed on the tip of his tongue.

"Ah Fu, the craftsmanship has risen a lot recently. Your skills are much better than the Imperial Kitchen's now. Li Xiaogong picked up another chopstick. The mouth is full of food.

Ah Fulian said he didn't dare.

Xin'er also took a bite, and then her eyes lit up. shouted loudly: "Auntie, Uncle Ren, you eat quickly, it's really delicious." ”

After speaking, I didn't use chopsticks, I grabbed a handful directly with my two small hands, and my mouth was full of oil. The crowd laughed.

After everyone tasted it, they also sighed. Praise Afu's craftsmanship has risen.

Seeing that everyone had eaten and said yes, Li Ren smiled. With a mysterious face, he said, "Don't patronize and eat, why don't you guess, what is this made of?" As a reminder, it's something you hate. ”

"It doesn't matter what he does, as long as it's delicious." Li Xiaogong disagreed, he was born in the army, and he didn't care what kind of meat this was. As long as it tastes good, it's the truth.

But Jiang Ruolan's complexion changed, and she felt wrong when she saw Li Ren's treacherous smile. There was infinite disbelief in her tone. "This ...... It can't be locusts! ”

When a sentence was spoken, it was immediately shocking.

The people who ate and the servants in the room opened their mouths wide, shocking the spot.

"Locusts? No, it won't! Xin'er has eaten locusts, and locusts stink, not this taste. Xin'er glanced at the fried locust in her hand in confusion. I couldn't help but say.

Li Ren smiled straightly, didn't sell it, and said directly; "I said I would make a delicious dish out of locusts. How about sister-in-law, it tastes good! ”

Get Li Ren's answer. Everyone's faces instantly turned extremely dark.