Volume 3 Pen Knife Spring and Autumn Chapter 176 From the Bloody Hand Crazy Knife to the Crotch of the
"It doesn't matter if you're having diarrhea or not, everyone is tied up, it doesn't matter if you want diarrhea or you're having diarrhea, first tie them all up, if you want to have diarrhea, you can hold it for me, and if you can't hold it, you will pull it in the crotch of your pants, you have all pulled it for six or seven rounds, and all of you have so much in your stomach!?" Yun Qing said with an angry smile, even if he was usually taciturn, he couldn't help but break his mouth at the moment, mainly because the current situation was too embarrassing and rare.
Since the most important commander began to speak, the people of the Starfire Secret Camp naturally carried it out immediately, and at this moment, the people from the other four departments had also come over, but they also brought back a bandit from outside, judging from the clothes and materials on his body, it seemed that he was still a leader-level figure.
"What's going on?" Yun Qing asked suspiciously.
Kang Kui first grinned a few times, and then said in an urn: "This cottage actually has a secret passage that can lead directly to the dense forest outside, but it just so happens that the exit of this secret passage happens to be in the dense forest where we are hiding in the east of the cottage, when this thief comes out of the secret passage, it happens to be in the encirclement of our Lian Zhen Department, he came out with a smile on his face at first, when he saw that he was surrounded by a circle of people with knives, that dull expression was really funny!" Hahahaha......"
Kang Kui laughed wildly as he spoke, Yun Qing looked at him and laughed for a long time without stopping, and finally there was really no way, so he had to cough, Kang Kui stopped and said: "Leader Yun, this person is not the big leader of the bandits, he is also the leader of several people, his legs and feet have become like this, and he even carries a bag full of gold ingots, he really wants to take money with him when he is dying, it is really a man for money......"
"Say, who is this man?" Yun Qing raised his sword scabbard and pointed at the thief who was the first to come out and surrender.
The thief was startled by Yun Qing's actions, and said in a trembling voice, "He...... He is our ...... Big...... Big Boss! After speaking, he was glared at fiercely by the big leader, and lowered his head in fear and did not dare to look directly.
The leader of the thieves was still glaring at this little brother who betrayed him so quickly, but the back of the head was immediately slapped hard by Kang Kui. Originally, he had a lot of diarrhea, his body had already collapsed, and then he was carrying such a heavy gold ingot, and he had crawled for so long in the secret passage that was not wide and could only crawl forward, and he had no strength for a long time, and he was staggered forward by Kang Kui's heavy slap, and fell face down in front of Yun Qing.
However, the fall also brought with it an extremely foul-smelling smell of. Yun Qing glanced at the bandit leader lying not far from his feet, and sure enough, the position on the side of his butt and his trouser leg were covered with shit.
Yun Qing's brows furrowed slightly, and he opened his mouth to ask Kang Kui, "Why, you didn't give him time to, and he ended up pulling in his crotch?" ”
"How can it?" Kang Kui pursed his lips and said loudly: "When he crawled out of the tunnel, he was already pulled in the crotch of his pants, if it wasn't for the fact that the smell of the ground itself was not very strong, I thought this tunnel was dug from the thatched house?" ”
The bandit leader was lying on the ground at this time, on the one hand, because his hands and feet were tied and it was inconvenient to be slapped to the ground at the moment, on the other hand, he was indeed embarrassed and embarrassed, thinking that he was the big leader of the bandits in the Soul Mountain, and the people in the rivers and lakes called "Bloody Hands and Crazy Knives", Qiu Tiansha, was watched by so many people, discussing the matter of his and pulling his crotch. However, Qiu Tianxu thought about it in his heart, and began to feel sorry for himself again, remembering that when he was crawling in the secret passage before, he suddenly felt a contraction of his anus, and he was desperate to escape, so he bet that it was just a fart, but he didn't expect to lose a lot, and what popped out was not a fart, but a surging, and he couldn't stop when he wanted to control it, and the entire crotch sprayed outward. China
The more I think about it, the more sad I become, and my majestic "bloody hand crazy knife" can only be called "like a crotch" by those who cancel themselves in the future! With a "poof", Qiu Tiansha clenched his fist and slammed it on the snow, but because of the pull, he was out of force, and in the end, it was just a soft little fist that shyly hammered on the snow, making a slight sound.
Yun Qing asked the bandit leader to help him up, put the head of the bandit leader on his chin with his sword scabbard, and asked, "What's the name?" ”
The leader of the bandits turned his head, spat on it, and said viciously: "If the husband dies, he will die, and you don't want to ask anything out of my mouth!" ”
Yun Qing chuckled: "Hehe, just you?" The is all pulled in the crotch of his pants, and he is embarrassed to say that he is a big husband!"
Because the situation in the cottage here has been completely controlled, Gongye Yuanzhou returned to the temporary camp in the previous secret camp and invited the military advisor to come over. After all, the military advisor Wang Zhiyuan is old, and he can no longer rush to the front line like these young and strong people.
"It's you!?" Gongye Yuanzhou saw the bandit leader as soon as he came over, and at this time he gritted his teeth and exclaimed, as a survivor who was ambushed by a sneak attack at that time, he was deeply impressed by the bandit leader who killed Xiao Liuzi and others, although this bandit was still wearing a mask at that time, but Gongye Yuanzhou still recognized it at a glance now.
Qiu Tiansha, the leader of the bandits, obviously also recognized Gongye Yuanzhou, after all, the other party also caused huge casualties to the bandits in Soul Mountain that day, the key is that they still retreated only after failure, but I didn't expect that everything today was the retribution of the previous sneak attack. As soon as he thought of this, Qiu Tianxu began to resent Shen Yan in his heart. It was this gentleman who gave himself 10,000 taels of silver at the beginning, saying that he was just robbing the restaurant convoy of a poor scholar with no background. At that time, I was consumed by my desire for profit, and I didn't want to think about it, if it was really so simple, wouldn't I get this ten thousand taels of silver for nothing. Obviously, Shen Yan was willing to pay himself such a high salary because he already knew the trickiness of the matter at that time and the possible consequences in the future.
Qiu Tianxu shook his head secretly, hating Shen Yan for daring to deceive himself, and remembered that Shen Yan had someone send a letter a few days ago, or let them kill the person who was Cao Yi, this time he offered 30,000 taels of silver, and he also agreed, and thought that he would have a good New Year first, and when the Lantern Festival was in full swing, when people came and went, he mixed in, and found an opportunity to kill the weak scholar. Unexpectedly, the entire scholar named Cao Yi is obviously not a simple character.
It was so ruthless that on Chinese New Year's Eve, a whole few hundred troops kicked the Soul Mountain that they had painstakingly operated for several years. The so-called layman looks at the lively insider's doorway, starting from being tied up by them when he comes out of the secret passage, and then escorts him to the cottage from the secret passage, this wave of people shows unparalleled discipline and execution. The kind of array that still maintains a square between the rapid marches, the orders and prohibitions that say go and stop, all deeply shocked him, isn't this an army? Even in his impression, this one is even more effective than the Xiang army in Jiangning City.
The more I thought about this, the more hatred I had for Shen Yan, and I didn't do it well, I had to provoke such a powerful character, and I even became a prisoner, according to the last time I attacked their convoy and killed a few people, this time it seems that I will not have a good end, so I don't have a chance to trouble Shen Yan again. So he gritted his teeth and said, "I confess! The things I said before, it was all asked me to do it by Shen Yan, the third son of the Shen family, and I also kept the letters he wrote to me, you can find out for you if you want, all the money will be given to you, I just ask you to give me a good time! However, I beg you not to let Shen Yan go! Everything I have today is thanks to him! ”
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