Although Chongzhen has passed through many years, to be honest, his ancient literary attainments have not improved much, and there is no problem with general dialogue and writing.

Wen Tiren didn't know which old paper pile pulled out of the mouthful of Chinese, Chongzhen listened to one of the first two big.

However, as Emperor Chongzhen, who knows astronomy and geography and aircraft cannons, he can't let the ministers see that he can't understand.

Chongzhen's face was paralyzed, and he didn't speak, he just looked at Wen Tiren like this, and Wen Tiren felt weak in his heart, he thought that he had offended Chongzhen by his own words?

"I think this matter must not be done!"

Chongzhen's eyes lit up, he looked in the direction where the voice came from, and it was actually ...... who came out to oppose Taishan Feng Zen Two Zhou Yanguan?

Erzhou Yanguan is also very old, but these two old guys are very good at health preservation, plus they love to cultivate personal virtues, destroy people's desires, and recuperate their energy or something, so they are particularly young.

"Your Majesty!"

"Your merits far surpass the Qin Emperor and Han Wu, the world is at your feet, you are an unprecedented emperor, just Mount Tai Feng Zen is not enough to show your merits."

Wen Tiren was unhappy, "Mount Tai is an ancient sacred mountain, the closest place to the gods, if Mount Tai is not enough to show His Majesty's merits."

May I ask who can do it? Huangshan? Kunlun Mountain? Or Huashan? The two imperial histories should have thought about it before speaking. ”

Wen Tiren said many famous mountains and mountains in one breath, he was aggressive, he didn't accept the old at all, and in the end, he directly satirized Erzhou Yanguan for having no brains.

Hey~ The urine of this Ming official has never changed, and it has always been fashionable to fight in the court, but in the past, in addition to fighting, they would also fight, but now it is much more convergent.

Wen Tiren is aggressive,......

But Erzhou Yanguan was not annoyed, the two of them have cultivated their minds for so many years, and they have a good temper, and they are no longer the Yanguan who scolded the emperor at every turn.

Liu Zongzhou smiled faintly, "Your Majesty is now on top of the world, and you can be called the king of the world, and the minister thinks that he should go to the Alps to enshrine Zen, so as to show His Majesty's merits!" ”

I'm~

Is this still the old-fashioned Erzhou Yanguan from before? Even the brainless words of Alpine Feng Zen can be said, why don't you say it more awesomely?

I stepped on the stars, drank the Milky Way, and should go to the crater of the moon to seal Zen?

Liu Zongzhou continued, "Since the minister opened his eyes to the world, he found that the Alps are the highest mountain range in Europe, and they cover many European countries.

Your Majesty, you are the king of the world, and you should treat the people of the world equally, and if your Majesty goes to the Alps to meditate, you will definitely influence the living beings of Europe. ”

Erzhou Yanguan touted Chongzhen as the king of the world, which is actually a big deal, although all the vassal kings have established overseas countries and almost colonized the whole world.

But?

The resistance of the people is also very fierce, at least until now, many places have not completely surrendered to the Ming Dynasty.

Uh~ Even overseas countries that are nominally subordinate to the Ming Dynasty have very large autonomy and are not puppets of the Ming Dynasty.

So what the king of the world, the emperor of the world or something, it's really a bit of a boast!

However, people love to listen to flattery, and Chongzhen is no exception, so he acquiesced in these flattery words, anyway......

Although I have never had the opportunity to step on the stars in my life, I can still step on the world.

After all, Wen Tiren is old, and his thinking ability is no longer what he used to be, although he thinks that Erzhou Yanguan's words are too ridiculous, but he can't find a reason to refute it.

"Huh!"

A sneer came, and it was actually Cheng Qingfeng, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, who had been at odds with Erzhou because of his sister-in-law.

"What the two imperial historians said is not true!"

"The Alps are just one mountain range in Europe, but how many are there in the world? Since Your Majesty is the king of the world, how can you be too partial?

If Your Majesty really went to the Alps to meditate, and the people of Europe were moved, how should the people of Africa, the Americas, and even Asia feel?

Could it be that our Majesty will go to Mount Kilimanjaro, Mount Fuji, Alaska, and the Himalayas to seal a Zen! ”

Chongzhen was speechless when he heard it,......

It's obviously an ordinary court meeting.,It's just led astray by these ministers.,Why is this painting style so fresh and weird?

Seeing that the ministers are fighting again because of the matter of Feng Chan, Chongzhen, as the emperor, can no longer sit idly by.

Although it is very cool to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight, it is a bit boring to sit on the mountain and watch the sheep fight.

Uh~ Chongzhen compares himself to a tiger, and everyone else is a sheep, what does it mean for him to watch a flock of sheep fight back and forth?

"Don't fight for Aiqing, Wen Aiqing said very much, since ancient times, Mount Tai is the closest place to the gods, and I should still be in Mount Tai to seal Zen."

Chongzhen has already figured it out,......

Although because of Song Zhenzong's affairs, Taishan was forced to lower his Zen seal, but who am I? I am the Emperor Chongzhen!

I want to raise the compulsion of Mount Tai to seal Zen again, so high that the later emperors are out of reach.

His Majesty the Emperor has said that it is a golden mouth, and it must not be changed.

In this way, Emperor Chongzhen of the Ming Dynasty happily decided to go to Mount Tai to seal Zen and tell the gods of heaven and earth his great achievements!

……

Tarzan!

This mountain was regarded by the ancients as a sacred mountain that leads directly to the emperor's seat, and was worshiped and sacrificed by the emperors of all dynasties.

Taishan is safe, all over the world is safe!

Zen sealing!

Since ancient times, the highest ceremony of the emperor, only the great unification of the dynasty, accompanied by the heavenly auspiciousness, the rise of the four seas, or the emperor who has made great contributions can be qualified to be enshrined in Zen.

Otherwise it's a joke!

Chongzhen's credit is enough, uh~ If his credit is not enough, I am afraid that no emperor dares to say that his credit is enough.

Now it's just not a shortcoming, but?

Is this a problem? Since the heavens do not send auspicious rays, it is not difficult to artificially get some auspicious rays?

Under the operation of the Ming officials, all kinds of auspicious rui are flying all over the sky, making people overwhelmed, what a unicorn from the sky!

In fact, it is the giraffe from the king of Chu, this thing looks strange, and the people of the Ming Dynasty have never seen it, so can't they pretend to be a unicorn?

What else is the toad with Ganoderma lucidum on its head, uh~ It's actually glued on.

Ninety-nine ears of rice, this thing is particularly difficult to operate, but it still failed to stop the officials of the Ming Dynasty, they still got the ninety-nine ears of rice out, as for how to get it......

State secrets!

What else is the blue bird message, the phoenix worship, all recorded by the historian, as for whether it is true, who knows?

That's what the historian recorded anyway!