Chapter 2 The first encounter with a sassy girl
The next day, the morning light was slightly dewed, and Shan Zhuokun, dressed as a Tang Dynasty person, said goodbye to the old couple and went straight to Dongshan with a super travel bag on his back. Before leaving, in order to express his gratitude, he specially gave the old man the silver taels and folding trekking poles he got the day before. The old couple had never seen such a strange thing, and they were naturally very surprised. Coupled with the events of the previous day, he was completely regarded as a living bodhisattva who had overcome the misery of the world.
At the foot of the mountain, Shan Zhuokun looked around, but saw the green mountains, green trees, and wild flowers swaying, which was really a quiet place.
After going back and forth a few times around the mountain, he had to raise his hand in surrender, not to mention the ancient tombs on this mountain, there was not even a crack in the stone for ants to get into. Every stone is so densely piled that trying to get into it is a joke.
When Shan Zhuokun saw this scene, he could only stop, looking at the mountain peak with blank eyes, and a wry smile on his lips.
Obviously, the gossip direction he calculated and the old man who collected medicine said that this was this place, how did it become like this? You must know that he has been learning art with his master since he was eight years old, and he has also experienced countless large and small formations. I have been fighting the finches for so many years, but I didn't expect to be pecked by the finches here today, alas!
Shan Zhuokun was depressed, and suddenly heard the sound of ping-pong weapons colliding from the foot of the mountain. There were no people in the valley, and the sound drifted halfway up the mountain with the wind, which was even more exciting, making people nervous for no reason.
If this had been placed in the past, Shan Zhuokun would definitely think that someone was eating chicken nearby or playing Glory of Kings. But after all, this was in the Tang Dynasty more than a thousand years ago, and it was better for him to be careful.
Thinking of this, Shan Zhuokun first bent down and touched the vicinity of the weapon impact, and then quietly squatted down, using the weeds in front of him as cover, frowning and looking forward intently.
But not far before the meeting, a catcher with a ponytail tied high on his head, wearing ice-colored silk clothes, and an official jade plaque hanging from his waist was holding a sword in his hand and a bandit wearing a purple robe, twice his size, with a big waist and a round waist, and a snow-bright steel knife in his hand. The two of you come and go, and they are in full swing.
When Shan Zhuokun saw this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he thought to himself:
Wow, my brother just finished watching "The Twelve Hours of Chang'an", but I didn't expect to see it alive here today. Not to mention, this life is really more enjoyable than acting. However, this 'bad guy' looks too strange, although the movements are very handsome, but how can he look so gay, I don't know, I think it's a woman. I had heard that the Tang Dynasty people were open, but I never dreamed that their aesthetic taste would be so advanced, tsk!
Shan Zhuokun was thinking about it there, and the catcher here had already pressed his sword against the bandit's neck, and shouted:
"Sha Weitian, when you are dying, don't you confess your guilt?"
When Shan Zhuokun heard this quick talk, his heart couldn't help but move again: I didn't expect this person to look like a woman, and even his voice was so soft, a typical pseudo-girl!
Before the bandit named Sha Weitian could speak, he heard a sudden sound from the grass beside him. Hearing the strange noise, he quickly raised his hand to seal his acupoint, walked quickly to the grass, pointed at the direction where Shan Zhuokun was squatting with the tip of his sword, and said:
"Who? Don't show up yet! ”
Shan Zhuokun saw that the other party had discovered himself, so he raised his two hands at the same time, got up with a hippie smile and said:
"Don't be angry, it's me!"
Catching up quickly glanced at Shan Zhuokun with his eyes, first snorted coldly with his nose, and then asked:
"What are you doing sneakily hiding here? Could it be that he is an accomplice of Sha Weitian? ”
Shan Zhuokun grinned, revealing a mouthful of smooth and neat white teeth, pointed at Sha Weitian with his finger, and then pointed at himself, pretending to be aggrieved:
"..... me and him? Oh, hero, you're really good at kidding. I know you're a bad person in the government, but can't you ......? ”
Without waiting for Shan Zhuokun to finish speaking, he put the tip of his sword against his neck and said coldly: "How do you know that I am a bad person in the government, and I said that I didn't follow him here?" It's just rhetoric, don't go with me to see the official! ”
Shan Zhuokun saw that the fast hand was pressed down, and he was about to hit his shoulder, and he suddenly screamed in fright.
"You want to take me to the officer, don't you? Okay, I'll go with you. But you have to promise me one thing, don't dance with me here! I'm good anywhere, even if I get sick with blood and faint injections, as long as I rub a little skin, I can faint immediately. ”
Although he couldn't understand Shan Zhuokun's words, he also knew that the other party was negotiating terms with him. But even so, he didn't want to be entangled with him here anymore, so he rolled his eyes and let Shan Zhuokun experience it himself. And he himself tied Shan Zhuokun and Sha Weitian together with a rope, like a cat that had just caught a mouse, and proudly escorted the two to the government.
In the official mansion, the magistrate sat behind the desk in a red official robe, and the ebony plaque with the four big characters of 'Mirror Hanging' behind him glowed with a magical shimmer, and on the left and right, more than ten errand servants dressed in soap clothes and holding sticks stood in turn, all with their chests up and their heads up, majestic.
Suddenly, as the magistrate slapped the startled wood on the desk, the officers let out a 'mighty' shout at the same time.
"Take someone to commit it!"
Zhukuai, who had been waiting at the door for a long time, heard the order of the magistrate coming from inside, and pushed Shan Zhuokun and Sha Weitian to walk inside. Different from Sha Weitian's taciturn approach, Shan Zhuokun was still talking at this time.
"Oh, let me tell you, hero, you really wronged me this time. I don't recognize him at all, so how can they be a gang? This is even more wronged than Dou E! ”
Hearing Shan Zhuokun say this, he suddenly became curious, and asked bluntly: "Who is this Dou E?" What's wronged? ”
Hearing the other party's question, Shan Zhuokun immediately made a dumbfounded expression. Then, with a roll of his eyes, he pretended to be calm and said:
"Dou E, ......? This Dou E is a woman who is seven hundred years later than you. But when it comes to injustice, she can definitely be regarded as the first person in ancient and modern times. Otherwise, how could there be a legend of snowfall in June? ”
Catch him and listen to him say this, even if he is so angry that he gritted his teeth. This disciple is really not afraid of death, and he actually came here to talk nonsense to himself, and he is not a good person at first glance.
"You don't look like a good person with a dirty face, look at the adults who won't beat you to the flesh for a while!" He glanced at Shan Zhuokun and said hatefully.
Shan Zhuokun couldn't help but reach out and touch his face when he heard what he said. This catcher can't help but have a rough temper and eye problems. You must know that since he was a child, how many young girls have fallen under the beauty of this prosperous world, crying and shouting to be his girlfriend. It's not because he has high requirements for mate selection and would rather lack than indiscriminate, so he has been single until now. Otherwise, it is estimated that the children should be able to play soy sauce by now.
Thinking of this, Shan Zhuokun's heart was suddenly very unhappy, and he shouted in protest:
"Big brother, it seems that your myopia is quite deep, why is my beautiful face in the prosperous world said to be dirty? You ......"
Zhu Kuai didn't give Shan Zhuokun a chance to speak, grabbed his arm hard, and said while pushing:
"Don't talk to me here, think about how to confess later!"
Shan Zhuokun glanced at the catcher and shook his head, looking helpless.
No wonder the older generation often says that when Xiucai meets soldiers, it is unreasonable. He didn't quite understand the meaning of this sentence before, but today he can get a glimpse of it. Unexpectedly, he, a good young man in the 21st century, became a prisoner a thousand years ago so inexplicably, which really makes people feel trance, like a dream.
Arresting the two of them to the public court, clasped his hands into fists, and said with a respectful face: "Lord Qiqi, Zhifeng is now bringing the bandit Sha Weitian and his accomplices who killed the Qi family, and please show me!" ”
The magistrate nodded with satisfaction, and said politely: "Miss Zhifeng has worked hard, so let's step aside for the time being and see how Lord Ben will try the case!" ”
"Yes."
Caught quickly, and walked quickly to the left side of the county to stand still. He first nodded to the master standing on the right side, and then looked at Sha Weitian and Shan Zhuokun under the hall with a gloomy face.
Shan Zhuokun looked at the catcher in astonishment, his brain running fast.
Girl......?
So this catcher is a woman? No wonder from the beginning, he thought it was weird. In the past, when I read classical novels, I would always see the word 'women disguised as men', but I didn't expect to see a realistic version today. Good guy, this Datang is really a surprise!
Under the interrogation of the magistrate, after a while, Sha Weitian made it clear that he had killed the Qi family. However, Sha Weitian did not say a word about how Shan Zhuokun was his helper, neither affirming nor denying it.
"Take it down!"
The two messengers led by Zhixian waved their hands to him, and walked quickly to Sha Weitian and escorted him down.
"Hey, you haven't told them yet, we're not together!" Shan Zhuokun saw Sha Weitian walking farther and farther, and suddenly shouted anxiously.
Syllable!
The magistrate slammed the shocked wood, and the hall once again let out a mighty shout.
"Bold bandit, you didn't recruit it quickly, how did you help Sha Weitian commit the crime?" Zhixian raised his eyebrows and pointed at Shan Zhuokun with his hand.
Crime......? Funny! He Shan Zhuokun was born as a new socialist youth, not to mention this kidnapping and killing, even ants have never stepped on one, what is the best trick? However, don't costume films on TV often play tricks? Heroes don't suffer immediate losses, or ......
Thinking of this, Shan Zhuokun fell to his knees with a thud, learned the plot of the TV series, supported the ground with both hands, completed an arch of his body, and said with a handful of snot and tears:
"Lord Qiqi Qingtian, the villain was really wronged!"
"Wronged?" The magistrate sneered, "Nine out of ten prisoners will shout grievances in the hall, I see that you are tight, come on, give me a beating, comb his skin well!" ”
When the officers heard the order, they rushed up, lifted the sticks in their hands, and wanted to hit Shan Zhuokun's body.
"Hey, wait!" Seeing this, Shan Zhuokun hurriedly jumped up from the ground and pointed to the county road with his finger, "Let's have something to say, this beating is illegal and does not comply with the regulations on public security administration." ”
Seeing that Shan Zhuokun wanted to reason with himself, the magistrate's nose was about to be crooked, and he patted the shocked wood violently:
"What nonsense are you talking about here? What public security regulations! Let me tell you, in this Yangding County, this Lord is the law. Come on, don't listen to his nonsense here, beat him hard! ”
Shan Zhuokun saw that the errand officer who was stunned raised his stick again, and hurriedly continued to propose:
"That's it, I'll let you rummage through the bag, if you can really find out the clues of the crime, it's not too late to fight when the time comes!"
Zhixian hesitated to glance at Shan Zhuokun, and then looked at the master. I saw that the master nodded to himself, thought for a moment, and agreed to this proposal.
"Okay, then the official will do as you say, and see what you have in this bag? If you find out the clues, you will not be spared! ”
"Good!" Shan Zhuokun responded cheerfully.
The magistrate asked an errand officer to open Shan Zhuokun's bag and take out the contents one by one. Headphones, MP3, cell phone, folding trekking poles, map, lighter, cigarettes, drink bottles that are half left, compressed biscuits, flashlights, napkins, folding stools...... In a short time, these things took over the entire table. However, as Shan Zhuokun said. There are many things, but there is not a single useful evidence of a crime.
Shan Zhuokun saw Zhixian looking at him suspiciously, so he said calmly:
"Oh, I'll be honest with you. I'm not from you. I'm from the future. was going back, but I was caught here inexplicably, but we don't know each other, at least we have seen the public court of this feudal society, it is indeed different from the TV series. Come on, I'm leaving, I'll see you back. ”
After Shan Zhuokun finished speaking, he came to the magistrate who was looking at him dumbfounded, received all the things on the desk in the bag, and after pulling the zipper, he carried the bag on his back, ready to leave, and after taking a few steps forward, he turned around again, clasped his fists and saluted, and continued to laugh:
"Although you are a thousand years older than me, since we are compatriots, there is no need to raise your eyebrows. Say goodbye, don't send it! ”
As he spoke, Shan Zhuokun clasped his fists with both hands and walked down the court quickly.
In the courtyard, Shan Zhuokun hadn't walked far before he saw the messenger who had been escorting Sha Weitian in a panic. He couldn't help but be curious, and looked behind the officer, only to see not far away, led by a young general in armor in his twenties, more than twenty people shouted that they had been wronged, and came to him.
Isn't that something big going on? ......
Shan Zhuokun suddenly stopped, holding his breath, wanting to see what was going on.