Half an hour later, under Shan Zhuokun's careful preparation, all the things to capture the tree spirit were prepared.

In the guest room, Shan Zhuokun pushed the door in, and at a glance, he saw Yu Chi Baolin lying on the ground, still muttering about wine.

"I said this big brother, wake up quickly, I have to get down to business in a while."

Shan Zhuokun walked quickly in front of Yu Chi Baolin, squatted down, stretched out his hand to pat his upper body, and shouted jokingly. How do you know, Yu Chi Baolin didn't notice it at all, and he still fell asleep.

Good fellow, it seems that this ancient man not only has a bad brain, but also has a bad ear. If my brother has a horn in his hand now, he must be startled.

Shan Zhuokun reluctantly walked out of the house and paced boredly in the yard. Suddenly, he lowered his head and saw a clump of dog's tail grass growing in the corner against the wall.

"Hmph, good boy, do you think that as long as you fall asleep, brother will have no way to take you?" Shan Zhuokun smiled proudly, "You wait, brother, I'll let you taste my awesomeness!" ”

In the guest room, Shan Zhuokun pushed the door into the room, and saw that Yu Chi Baolin still maintained the sleeping position just now, so he crept to his side, and after squatting down, he unexpectedly inserted the grass spike of the dog's tail grass into Yu Chi Baolin's nostrils.

Ahh

Yu Chi Baolin was in a trance, and he didn't expect Shan Zhuokun to do this. After sneezing a few times in succession, he opened his eyes in a trance, looked at Shan Zhuokun sleepily, and said in a daze:

"Where is General Ben now? Who are you? ”

Due to the success of the prank, Shan Zhuokun was looking at Yu Chi Baolin proudly at the moment. Hearing him say this, he almost fainted on the spot, and quickly got up and protested loudly:

"General Wei Chi, are you a noble person who forgets things, or is your brain not good? Do you want me to buy you some ginkgo biloba oral liquid to replenish your brain, you actually slept and didn't even know this immortal, do you want to be angry with me? ”

Yu Chi Baolin's consciousness at this moment had gradually sobered up, and when he saw Shan Zhuokun dancing and expressing his indignation, he also stood up and said with a smile:

"Immortal, don't be angry, General Fang Caiben is indeed not very sober for a while, and he didn't recognize you in time. If that's the case, then Wei Chi Baolin will give you a gift. ”

After saying that, Yu Chi Baolin clasped his hands into fists and bowed to Shan Zhuokun. Shan Zhuokun saw that the other party was so polite, so it was not easy to continue the attack, so he waved his hand and said:

"Forget it, my brother is a generous person, and he doesn't like to be careful, so I'll forgive you this time."

When Yu Chi Baolin heard Shan Zhuokun say this, a smile appeared on his lips, and he complimented: "I didn't expect Shangxian to be so young and have such a demeanor, which really impressed Yu Chi Baolin." ”

"Well said, well said!" Shan Zhuokun was praised by Yu Chi Baolin like this, and suddenly fluttered and smiled very happily.

Yu Chi Baolin came to the table and poured two cups of tea each. He first handed a cup of tea to Shan Zhuokun, and then drank another cup of tea. Wiping his mouth with his hand, he asked:

"Immortal, Yu Chi Baolin remembers that you have promised to help him get rid of this tree spirit. I don't know how to arrange the horse search I said earlier? ”

Shan Zhuokun sat down at the table, took a sip of tea slowly, and said to Yu Chi Baolin in a calm tone: "Don't worry about the horse hunt, this immortal has already calculated, and it will be fine in the first half of the night." So, all we have to do is get rid of the dryads in the middle of the night, and then rush to the village at two o'clock. ”

"Two o'clock?" Yu Chi Baolin frowned tightly, puzzled, "Little immortal, are you talking about it?" ”

"Child?" Shan Zhuokun nodded and said, "That's right, it's Zishi!" ”

Hearing Shan Zhuokun say this, Yu Chi Baolin smiled happily: "Okay, Yu Chi Baolin has the right to ask Shangxian to arrange it on his behalf." ”

"Hmm." Shan Zhuokun put the teacup on the table, stood up, patted Yu Chi Baolin's shoulder, and said with a smile, "General Wei Chi, don't worry, since this immortal has promised to help you, he will definitely talk about it." In exchange, though, there's one more thing you want to do for me. ”

"Oh? What is it? ”

Shan Zhuokun turned around and walked to the door, groaned slightly, turned to Yu Chi Baolin and said, "I want to ask the general to invite the girl, it's really not okay to leave her for tonight's work." ”

"Sassy girl?" Yu Chi Baolin couldn't help but smile, "Okay, don't worry, Shangxian, I will definitely find a way to let Miss Zhifeng out of the mountain." ”

"Hmm." Shan Zhuokun's eyes became smart, and the corners of his lips flashed with an unpredictable smile.

That night, Shan Zhuokun asked the messenger to find someone to set up a large table in the courtyard, which was covered with a yellow cloth and filled with all kinds of melons, fruits, vegetables, incense, candles, paper horses and other things. Due to the need for rituals, he ordered people to move all the other people living in the courtyard to other places, leaving only him, Yu Chi Baolin, and Li Zhifeng.

Li Zhifeng originally refused to come, but Wei Chi Baolin blindly entangled, said all kinds of good things, and was assigned by the magistrate, so he came stupidly. Because of this, her interest did not seem very high. Just stood aside, looking at Shan Zhuokun and Yu Chi Baolin indifferently. Even if you occasionally put on a sentence, it's just barely perfunctory.

Shan Zhuokun already knew Li Zhifeng's thoughts, and when he saw her like this at this moment, he didn't pay much attention to it, just smiled faintly, and continued to talk to Yu Chi Baolin.

In this way, the three of them talked east and west until midnight. Seeing the bright moon and the bright stars, Shan Zhuokun knew that the time to fight with the tree spirit was coming.

Thinking of this, he took out a cigarette from his sleeve, lit it with a lighter, and put it in his mouth leisurely. Then he took out another one and threw it to Yu Chi Baolin beside him.

Yu Chi Baolin looked at the cigarette and suddenly became curious. Seeing Shan Zhuokun pressing the lighter on himself, he followed the other party's example and lit a cigarette. However, although he held it in his mouth, he didn't know what to do, and just let the smoke fill freely in the air.

Seeing this, Shan Zhuokun suddenly felt funny in his heart, and quipped: "General Wei Chi, this is not just a mouthful, you have to suck it in a big mouth." ”

"Suck?" Yu Chi Baolin said in surprise.

Shan Zhuokun nodded slightly, didn't speak, just took a hard puff of cigarette, then raised his head and casually spit out a faint smoke ring at the sky.

Seeing this, Yu Chi Baolin also learned from the other party's appearance and concocted it according to the law. However, since it was his first time smoking, he couldn't master his breath. So instead of succeeding in playing handsome, he choked on the smoke and coughed violently.

Seeing this, Shan Zhuokun hurriedly came to Yu Chi Baolin's back and stretched out his hand to straighten out his breath. Under his guidance, soon, Yu Chi Baolin also learned to smoke. So, the two stood opposite each other, competing to swallow clouds and spit fog at each other.

"Immortals, I don't know what this thing is? Yu Chi Baolin was able to see this thing in this life, and he was really lucky! Yu Chi Baolin asked curiously while smoking.

"Smoke." Shan Zhuokun squinted his eyes slightly, and replied casually, "You guys are so backward here, there is nothing." Luckily, I brought two packs of cigarettes with me before I came, otherwise I would have suffocated to death from smoking addiction even if I didn't suffocate to death. ”

At this, his face was covered with depression. Alas, if you had known what had happened today, you might as well have brought a few more cigarettes. At least I, an old smoker, can still get some spiritual comfort when I am addicted to smoking.

"Smoke?" After carefully extinguishing the fire of the cigarette butt, he put the cigarette into his sleeve and sighed, "I am an outstanding person in the Tang Dynasty, and I have the reputation of being known as a heavenly treasure." If tobacco leaves are not unusual, this smoke is indeed the first time I have seen it in my life. If it weren't for the guidance of the immortals, how could my Wei Chi Baolin have such insight? However, as the so-called filial piety is greater than the sky, I will leave the rest of the cigarettes to my father. ”

Shan Zhuokun heard Yu Chi Baolin say this, and immediately made a ridiculous expression. I didn't expect this simple-minded guy to be so filial, and he thought of using the remaining half of his cigarettes to honor Lao Tzu, which is really touching. However, this is also a bit too unhygienic, no wonder it is said that the ancient people had a short lifespan, the average age was less than 50 years old, so it was infected by mouth, or it was strange if you didn't get sick. Hey, I really don't have any medical knowledge!

"That...... General Wei Chi, I know you are a filial son, but there is no need to be so economical. Shan Zhuokun sighed in his heart and persuaded, "When I see Guogong, I will hand him a new one, you can still smoke this one." ”

Yu Chi Baolin didn't expect Shan Zhuokun to be so generous, and immediately showed a touched look, grabbed his hand tightly, and said excitedly:

"I didn't expect the immortal to be so gracious, which really made Yu Chi Baolin very grateful. Shangxian rest assured, in the future, Yu Chi Baolin is willing to become your confidant brother. No matter what, as long as it is ordered by the immortals, I will be the first to look forward. ”

Shan Zhuokun looked at Yu Chi Baolin with wide eyes, is it just an ordinary cigarette? How could it have such a big effect. No wonder they all say that cigarettes are an enhancer of increased friendship between men, and it seems that this is not true at all.

"Actually, it's nothing ......," Shan Zhuokun said shyly, "As long as the general takes me to Chang'an." ”

Yu Chi Baolin waved his hand and said boldly: "Immortal rest assured, this matter is wrapped up in Yu Chi Baolin." The immortal has such a spell, presumably the emperor will be extremely happy, and he will definitely be crowned an official and a half-position of the immortal at that time. By the way, Immortal, there's one more thing I'm very curious about......"

At this point, he pointed to a barrel with a lid next to him, and asked:

"What's in it? Could it be the magic weapon of the immortals? ”

Shan Zhuokun looked in the direction of Yu Chi Baolin's finger, and said with a mysterious smile: "General Wei Chi is right, this is indeed my magic weapon." But it's not time to reveal, you'll find out what it is later. ”

Li Zhifeng looked up at the sky and knew that it was not too early. Seeing Shan Zhuokun and Yu Chi Baolin chatting happily on the side, he unconsciously became irritable in his heart, so he raised his eyebrows and said coldly:

"I said you two are not finished, do you still want to do business?"

Shan Zhuokun looked at Li Zhifeng sideways, and saw that she was looking at herself with a small face at the moment, looking at herself angrily, so he deliberately made a hippie smile:

"Don't worry, what I said will be done, and look at it, you."

After speaking, Shan Zhuokun took out two pieces of high-grade milk candy from his sleeve, wrapped a yellow talisman around each of them, and held them tightly in his hand. Then, he asked Yu Chi Baolin and Li Zhifeng to carry weapons to protect themselves on the left and right sides, and he pinched the mantra and recited the mantra, and his mouth was full of words, just wait for the tree spirit to appear, and then he could fight with it.