Chapter 51: Intelligence Test
After the explosion. A mushroom cloud rose from the roof, and then a black shadow sprang out of the room, laughing at the sky and saying, "This champion has finally succeeded, hahahaha!"
Xie Xiande and Fan Fu finally saw the faces of the people who came, and looked at each other, not knowing what to do.
Fortunately, Duan Mingyu is still alive, not only alive, but also alive very well, with a big mouth, exhaling a puff of thick black smoke, Duan Mingyu choked and coughed violently for a while, and suddenly burst into tears, gasping and grinning: "I finally tasted the taste of the New Year."
After speaking, he smacked his lips with his big lips that had been blown thick, looking like he had an endless aftertaste.
Wang Aiqing came out of the crowd and pointed at Duan Mingyu's lower body in shame: "Son, it's so big, it's so strong!"
Duan Mingyu hurriedly covered his crotch: "My fault, it's all my fault, you wait first, I'll go change my clothes first!"
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This is two hours, and when Duan Mingyu appeared in front of everyone like a dog, he turned from black to white, and he became the suave champion of the past.
Xie Xiande walked up to Duan Mingyu, bowed his head and muttered a few words, Duan Mingyu suddenly looked at Fan Fu with a shocked face, obediently, even such a crossbow can fall into the hands of Lao Tzu, and he must not let him run away.
Thinking of this, Duan Mingyu immediately put on an amiable smile: "Mr. Fan's visit to the Humble House really makes the Humble House shine!"
Fan Fu hugged his fists: "Where is it, please forgive me for bothering a lot!"
After saying that, he sat back in place.
Duan Mingyu couldn't help but feel uncomfortable in his heart: "Mr. Fan, I heard that you have a method for making repeaters?"
Fan Fu stroked his beard triumphantly: "Yes, there is indeed such a thing, I don't know what Duan Gongzi wants?"
Duan Mingyu despised this goods: "Don't hide it from Mr. Tell me, I need this Dongdong very much!"
Fan Fu didn't expect Duan Mingyu to be so straightforward: "Duan Gongzi is also a lover, if Fan Mou wants to be loyal to Gongzi, it is not impossible, and please tell Gongzi bluntly what made this earth-shattering noise today."
Duan Mingyu smiled casually: "It's just improved gunpowder, and I'm going to use it in all walks of life, such as making fires, fighting wars, and so on."
Xie Xiande nodded, after this gunpowder turned into explosives, the power was indeed a fairy fart - extraordinary, and it was not indispensable to use it in military affairs, so it could not be said to be a big help.
Fan Fu's eyes lit up, his saliva flowed, and he hurriedly made a gesture to Duan Mingyu: "If Gongzi can hand over the formula to Fan, Fan will be sent by Gongzi, and even the method of crossbow will be presented with both hands."
Duan Mingyu was overjoyed: But when he thought about it, he was a little unhappy, it seemed that he was led by Fan Fu every time, and he had to give him a dismissal: "Mr. Fan, this matter is not unnecessary, but before that, Mr. Fan, please answer me a few questions."
"Childe, but it's okay to talk about it!" Fan Fu said heartily.
Duan Mingyu cleared his throat and said, "I have a question I want to consult you directly."
Fan Fu nodded: "En, you say." ”
Duan Mingyu smiled: "Anyway, there is an old sow in my family, black ground and white flowers, who came to open the door of the house in the morning and ran forward at a speed of eighty pulses per hour, "bang" hit the tree and died!" ”
Fan Fu scratched his head and said suspiciously: "Crashed to death?" Is there something wrong with this pig's eyesight? ”
Duan Mingyu had a determined look: "No, these pigs have a one-five eye." ”
Fan Fu asked, "Then will this pig have any mental illness?"
"I'm mentally healthy!"
Fan Fu was confused, and looked at Duan Mingyu with a look of curiosity: "Then how could he be killed?" ”
Duan Mingyu smiled sinisterly: "Because that pig's brain won't turn sharply!" ”
Fan Fu patted his head: "Oh, I said that you don't play cards according to the routine!" In that case, I would like to ask you a question. ”
Duan Mingyu said proudly: "You say." ”
Fan Fu said innocently: "It's the New Year, our family didn't buy any New Year's goods, only a pig and a donkey were left." Do you think I should kill the pig first, or the donkey? ”
Duan Mingyu blurted out: "Then you kill ...... first"
Duan Mingyu began to hesitate in his heart, turned to Luo Hou and Wang Aiqing and asked, "Give the two of you a chance."
Wang Aiqing said without thinking: "Kill the donkey first." ”
Hearing this, Duan Mingyu turned around and replied to Fan Fu, "Kill the donkey first." ”
Fan Langsheng laughed: "Congratulations, you answered correctly." Pigs, too. ”
Duan Mingyu wanted to cry without tears, and glared at Luo Hou and Wang Aiqing: "It's a little bit!" Sorrowful! I feel so sorry for you both! Seeing that I am about to go into the rivers and lakes alone, how can this make me feel at ease? ”
Luo Hou cried with a sad face: "Childe, then kill the pig first." ”
Duan Mingyu snorted: "That donkey thinks the same way!" I'm telling you, on this issue, it's not good for you to kill anyone first. Why didn't I answer? Just because I'm thinking about it, it's problematic. ”
Luo Hou patted his ass: "It's still a son, you can see that there is a problem at a glance."
Duan Mingyu was speechless, he originally wanted to kill the sharpness of this guy, but who would have expected that stealing chickens would not lead to a loss of rice, but would be defeated by Fan Fu's army, no, he had to kill the sharpness of this guy again.
Duan Mingyu had an idea, and he didn't say much at the moment, and when he picked up the brush, he wrote the formula for the explosives on the paper: "Mr. Fan, this champion has always been the same, come, this formula is Mr.'s, and I hope Mr. remembers Fang Cai's promise."
Fan Fu straightened his chest: "I, Fan, also say the same!" After speaking, he took the formula as if he had received a holy decree, and looked at it again and again, only to see that the words on it were crooked, and there was no order at all.
After a while, Fan Fu's face was not so good-looking: "Childe, this, how do you pronounce this word?"
Duan Mingyu gently put down the teacup: "One word and one penny!"
Fan Fu angrily took out a penny and put it on the table with a "pop".
Duan Mingyu leaned over: "Where, which word?"
"That's it, this mess of words."
"Oh, it's carbon."
Fan Fu nodded clearly, and looked at it with his head down, Duan Mingyu sighed, this guy is really a science madman!
But after a minute, Fan Fu came up again: "What are these two words?"
Duan Mingyu elegantly stretched out two fingers.
Fan Fu took out two big coins and put them on the table: "Here, it's time to talk about it!"
Duan Mingyu squinted at Fan Fu, and then said slowly, "What about your nickname Huazi?" Two words and two taels of silver! ”
"You're just ......"
"I've raised the price, okay!"
Fan Fu angrily took out two taels of silver from his arms: "Say it quickly, say it quickly."
Duan Mingyu said slowly: "This, two, one, word, just, call, make, sulfur, sulfur!"
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