In the fifteenth year of Dinggong (495 B.C.), under the search of eighty young and beautiful foreign girls of Qi State, Lu Dinggong was only a year after Confucius mixed the rivers and lakes, and his son Aigong successfully ascended the throne.

After Dinggong died, Ji Huanzi, the younger brother who studied the eighty Qi foreign girls with him, was also seriously ill, and his body was gradually hollowed out, and Ji Huanzi's wife, Nan Ruzi, was pregnant at the time, and it seemed that she was about to give birth.

Ji Huanzi thought that he was dying, and more importantly, he had a whimsical idea, he was reluctant to use these eighty Qi foreign girls, and found a lot of monks, so that he could be reincarnated immediately after his death, and he wanted to be reincarnated in the belly of his wife Nan Ruzi, and he was very reluctant to use the prosperity and beauty of his family's great business, and he wanted to use it again in the next life, such as some important things, he must be very attentive!

After getting the affirmation of the Fang Shi, he said to his confidant Ah Zheng: "I said Lao Zheng, I see that you are loyal to me and live a colorful life, and now I am going to die, don't follow you when you are old (at that time, there was a bad habit of burying the living, and the Shang Dynasty abolished it back then, and later after King Wu conquered the Dynasty, he talked about democracy and restored this tradition), and now I have something to do with you." Listen to me, if my wife Nan Ruzi is born as a boy, then you will inform Lu Aigong and make this child the suzerain of the Ji family; If it's a woman, then let my son Ji Sunfei be the head of the Ji family. ”

Why do they stand like this, both of them are his sons, why do they make the younger? Lao Zheng is puzzled, and he doesn't understand the superstition of this Ji Huanzi, and he doesn't know that he has invited a priest a long time ago, and regards the baby born at this time as his own reincarnation? In this way, Ji Huanzi can go to find the eighty Qi imports before his death, and this guy is still reluctant to give up before he dies!

Huan Zi died, and Ji Sun Fei became the de facto head of the family. When Huan Zi was about to be buried, Nan Ruzi happened to give birth to a boy. It seems that this Fang Shi really has two brushes, at this time, Ji Sun Fei was chatting with Lu Aigong and others in the court, and the two were still thinking about dividing the eighty imported goods, and Lao Zheng came with the child in his arms.

This old man saw Ji Sunfei here, and pretended to be stupid and said to Ai Gong: "Your Majesty Ai Gong, at the beginning, my master Ji Huan Zi told me that if Mrs. Nan Ruzi gave birth to a boy, let me tell the monarch about your old man and make that child the head of Ji's family." ”

This time, if the mourning prince is on fire, he didn't say hello before he died, he just named Ji Sun Fei as the head of the family and inherited his father's business, this old man came to say so, isn't this a fight against my authority!

Ji Sunfei was also embarrassed when he heard this, so he had to say to Gong Ai: "Your Majesty, since it is my father's last life, please let me unload the burden of the head of the Ji family." Ai Gong felt that Ji Huanzi's words were not very reliable, so he sent the minister Gongliu to investigate this to see if it was true, or if there was anything wrong.

As a result, I didn't expect that the minister hadn't found out a name yet, and the baby boy born to Nan Ruzi was killed (there is no record in the history books that it was the stupid one who did it, and of course Ai Gong pretended to check it afterwards, scaring this Ji Sun Fei, so that he could listen to his own words in the future, but everyone knew in their hearts that eight or nine were not far from ten, and it should have been killed by Ji Sun Fei, and he didn't have to do this thing, and he didn't have to do it a little darkly, so this matter would naturally be done properly).

When the baby boy was killed, Lao Zheng saw that this sign was wrong, and immediately fled, this time he escaped from Lu and went to Weiguo. No one will follow the broken things of the family this season, so naturally it will not be over. Ji Sun Fei's goods also became the head of the Ji family, known as Ji Kangzi in history, this Lu Aigong didn't want to split, and he checked a bird!

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Confucius first came to Weiguo with his disciples, with Zigong, a rich man as a guarantee, and Zilu as an official in Weiguo, so he naturally had no worries about food and clothing, and was guaranteed. When Wei Linggong began to hear that Confucius was coming, he respected Confucius very much, and this great Confucian disciple was all over the world, and the carriage that the old man was sitting in was different, it was a two-horse horse, so he received Confucius with the courtesy of Xiangguo.

Not only was it such a high standard, but it also gave 60,000 yuan to the old man Kong Qiu according to the Lu standard, but he was not given any official position, nor did he participate in political affairs.

Ah Ci's family is very large, but it is definitely inconvenient to sleep together, this old man has many disciples, and there will definitely be conflicts after a long time, so Ah Ci bought a separate courtyard for the old man Kong Qiu and the senior brothers, so that they can have free space. Ah Ci wanted to use such specifications to tie up Confucius.

The main reason is that Ah Ci has a lot of things to do at home, in addition to listening to classes, he also has to take care of the family's business, the little brute girl has a lot of nerves, and she doesn't know much about business, so Confucius takes ten classes, and Zigong listens to two classes!

Zigong's main purpose is to get a certificate of completion! As for the brainwashing content that Confucius said, I don't care too much if I listen to it or not! Others gave Confucius one piece of bacon, and Zigong gave ten pieces of bacon, and the old man of Confucius would not praise him, and thought that it should be.

So Zigong also began to think that the etiquette advocated by Confucius seemed to be for the old man's own service, which was equivalent to an excuse for asking for something. It's equivalent to a fig leaf on this old man's body! However, Zigong also happily accepted it, this fig leaf is to be passed on, and when the time comes, he can also recruit a wide range of disciples, and eat and drink for nothing to get used to the old man Kongqiu's thoughts!

One day, Ah Ci was cleaning outside the door of Confucius's bedroom, he hadn't come to the lecture for a long time, he was more in front of Confucius, and he was familiar with each other, when a guest came, and as soon as he entered the door, he asked him: "Hey, I said this sweeper, who are you?" What are you doing here? ”

Of course, Zigong said very sneeringly: "I am a disciple of Master Confucius!" It's called Zigong, and the task here is to sweep the floor! ”

The guest said, "Wow, it's sweeping, that's great, I just got out of a cage, I'm a little unused to this environment, I wonder if I can ask you a question?" Zigong felt that the time had come to show off, and said happily: "This old man, don't be modest, why don't you just ask a question, it's nothing, you can ask any question casually!" I'm a disciple of the great sage of Confucius! ”

Zigong thought to himself: You probably have some strange questions to deliberately embarrass yourself, right? What the master is not afraid of is those strange questions, and there are still questions in this world that are difficult for my Zigong to answer? The green-robed guest asked, "I've lived for tens of thousands of years, and I don't know how many seasons there are in this red dust?" ”

Zigong was confused, so he thought, your brother has lived for so many years, do you still need to ask this kind of question? That's not how fooling people is! However, he still replied very seriously: "The four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter, everyone knows it, and there is nothing unusual." ”

The green-robed guest shook his head and said to Zigong: "I said brother, what you said is not right, for so many years as a brother, I have always felt that there are only three seasons in this year, and I have always lived like this, so what is the winter, that is, I have never seen what the snow looks like, what is the winter, you are making it up, it does not exist!" ”

"Hey, man, you're really mistaken, there are four seasons of the year! Where are you from, and is there no winter in your place? ”