Who is 737 octopus meat?
Yu Chi Baolin was stunned for a moment~ and then felt the egg white yellow flowing on his face, and immediately howled: "Lao Tzu doesn't care who you are!" I caught ......"
"Smack!" Another egg!
Zheng Rui swept the egg in his hand and said with a smile, "What can you do with me?" Now I'm the sword, and you're the fish! I just like you guys who don't know each other! Otherwise, it won't feel like a fight at all! ”
Zheng Rui thought he was doing well, but they saw that the face of the leader of the guards behind him was already white!
It's not a matter of breaking heads and faces, or even breaking arms and legs! It's just a matter of ability! You catch people and fart in their faces, and smash eggs on their heads~ You're a bit too much!
Now if the leader of the guard still can't see that this loser is not a thing, he will go in vain all these years! Now he regrets getting involved with this thing!
It's just this thing, at first glance, it's a thing that can't go out for twenty miles!
Zheng Rui is also used to being arrogant in Xingyang, and if he knows him, he will hide, and if he can't get used to it, stay away from him......
In this environment, he still thinks that he is the eldest in the sky, the second in the earth, and the third in the earth! How deep the water in Chang'an was, he didn't care at all! Or he simply thought that Chang'an was Xingyang!
Just when Zheng Rui was arrogant, suddenly there was a commotion in the distance: "Just in front, just in front!" Catch the one in white! ”
Then there was the sound of horses' hooves!
It was none other than Yu Chi Baoqi, who fled for help! It also happened that when I went out, I directly met more than 30 horsemen selected from the railway, and they wanted to send the twenty white horses to the prince's horse farm!
plus the people who rode with him, a total of more than 30 rides! In order to save them out, Yu Chi Baolin was arrested alone and beat the tiger brothers, can Yu Chi Baoqi not be in a hurry at this time?
Now how can I take care of the rules, with an order, everyone got on the horse and went straight to the door of the general's building!
Passing by the West Market, he also copied a shovel from a stall on the street!
Saddle? Turks with a saddle? Shame on you?
The leader of the guards saw this group of people riding over, which was a surprise, Chang'an Street rode horses for no reason, and he was holding a murder weapon! This is punished as a crime of rebellion!
If this group of people is not crazy, then they have the bottom in their hearts!
If you are crazy, this thing will be easy to do, and you will have your own law to clean them up, and if you have the bottom in your heart, your own group of people will be miserable!
Although they may not be able to treat Zheng Rui well! But if you anger yourself~ that's just casually making yourself unable to live......
"Yo he! Come back fast enough! Brothers! Beat them up! "Zheng Rui is still there with his arms raised and agitating the charge!
Now it's not just the leader of the guards, even the guards have slipped away! Fifty men against more than thirty cavalrymen? What do you think? Do you think we're heavily armored Mo sword soldiers?
We're just an ordinary group of guards, with a lot of people and a lot of courage! The cavalry on the opposite side had seen blood at a glance, and now go up? It is estimated that one person will be whipped to death with one stick, right?
As soon as the guards wanted to retreat, the guard commander next to him had his eyes lit up and shouted loudly: "All those who want to live are long-eyed, one person goes up to get a purlin, and looks for an opportunity to pounce!" The mountain has fallen, and the tree sprouts can't hold it! ”
What does the leader of the guard mean? It's very simple, and I usually go south and north to talk about it!
That means that this time I kicked the iron plate, I want to go up and be beaten alive, and then find a way to climb into the general's building, and everyone has a destiny!
The leader of the guard also has a good idea, we are a bunch of temporary hires, and we have a debtor! You immortals fight, don't piggyback on us!
We're going to hit you all by one of us, and then we're running to the side and howling! Look how embarrassed you are to beat us!
Zheng Rui didn't know, when he saw that everyone was screaming and rushing up, he was still there beautiful! Even Yu Chi Baoqi was shocked! This guard is quite ......
What the hell is this?
Get it out of touch as soon as you get it! That's not the case at all! This group of people came up as if they were deliberately beaten! More than 50 people came up, and the few behind them hadn't hit anyone yet, and the group of guards were rolling on the side of the street and screaming!
It's a miserable one! The group of cavalrymen looked at the shovel in their hands: it was wood! Why are they worse than being stabbed?
Could it be that after we join Datang, we can use wood to achieve this effect? Can't you......
There are so two heartless ones who still shine on their heads! "Boom!"
"Hey! Does it hurt? ”
"It doesn't hurt!"
"Boom!"
"Oops! You grazing calf! Hurt me! ”
"I've been beaten, you're not beaten, are you embarrassed?"
"Anyway, even though it hurts, it's not like them!"
"That's it! It is! ”
"It can't be pretended!"
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Look~ Fools can see it!
"Gah!" Zheng Rui half laughed wildly and got stuck in his throat!
Look at the side!
"Ah~"
Unsure, turned his head, turned back again, and rubbed his eyes: "Ah~!" ”
What did he see?
It's nothing, it's just that Yu Chi Baolin rubbed her wrists there, and then clenched her fists, pinching her fingers crisply......
You! Why are you all gone? You'll have to keep a few of them for me! At least press him, the other party throws a mouse bogey, says a few words by himself, is reporting a name, admits defeat, and can still get past!
What should I do now?
"Hey, hey! Knife fish meat? Now you're looking, in whose hands is the sword? ”
"Hulala!"
Now he is standing here alone, thirty or forty big men are around him, he is not in a panic now, he is really scared!
"Brother, you take care of him first, I'll go wash up first!" Yu Chi Baolin entered the General's Building! The guards who were screaming in front of the General's Building immediately rolled over to make way for them!
Yu Chi Baolin......
This group of people! It's so slippery! This ability to make the rudder by the wind, that is called a smooth!
"Hurry up! A bunch of eyesores! "Yu Chi Baolin kicked two kicks and could reach it, and when he wanted to kick the third kick, he would have already rolled out of the way!
Yu Chi Baolin scolded twice, and was embarrassed to chase them and kick them, and went into the building......
"Prepare some hot water for me, I'll wash it first!"
"No!"
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After a while, Yu Chi Baolin, who had a head of frangipani, came out~ The water was too hot, and the egg white was boiled directly!
After Yu Chi Baolin came out, the guards who were rolling all over the street had already been seen in the corner by the two of them with sticks, squatting on the ground with their heads in their hands, not shouting or screaming!
Zheng Rui was put into his clothes by two people with a pole, and his two hands were tied in his sleeves! That basket of eggs is right in front!
"Haha! Thief! Let's have a good chat this time! ”
"That, this~ this friend! We're all people with heads and faces......"
"There's a head, huh? There's a face, right? Yu Chi Baolin opened a big mouth inside and out, and directly made Zheng Rui cry!
How could he have endured this!
"I am ......"
"What are you? Still tell me about swordsmanship? Still talking about fish? ”
Another big mouth!
Although Yu Chi Baolin is a little honest, she is not stupid! If this thing is asked to tell who he is, if it is his own relative, then how can he fight?
But if you can't get angry, how can you live?
"Come on! Come! Come! Today, I invite you to eat eggs! ”
Yu Chi Baolin picked up the egg, grabbed it with one hand, and knocked him directly on the head......
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Yu Chi Baoqi and the others finally knew where his eldest brother's head frangipani came from!
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Cheng Huaimo was wandering around the East Market, holding a sugar cane in his hand, shaking his head while chewing and looking around, stopping from time to time to look at the novelty, or to say hello to acquaintances!
Xue Rengui adheres to the consistent style of his teacher, with a helmet and armor, an iron ruler around his waist, and a whistle stick in his hand, following behind!
Cheng Huaimo looked back at Xue Rengui, this Xue Rengui is good at everything, but there is a little ~ too serious! Performing official duties with such a person is safe, but it is somewhat boring!
Now in the whole of Chang'an, who dares not to give him Cheng Huaimo face? There's no trouble at all! You look like you are so businesslike, my sugarcane is not sweet anymore: "I said Rengui, you don't have to be so serious!" Now in the whole of Chang'an, who doesn't know that it is me Cheng Huaimo patrolling the streets? How dare anyone ......?"
"Shaolang-kun! Shaolang-kun! Wait a minute......"
Cheng Huaimo took a closer look, and someone came to know! Guys in the General's Building!
"What's the matter? It's not a big deal, I'm patrolling the streets! After saying that, he hid the sugar cane in his hand backwards!
"Patrol the streets! Right! Patrol the streets! It's just nothing......"
The guy gasped and said, "That~ is the right thing!" Get down to business! I'm here to report the news! Two waves of people fought in front of the General's Building, on one side were from outside, and on the other side were the two brothers of the Wei Chi family, as well as Du Erlang......"
"What? I dare to fight even if I patrol the streets? Walk! Catch them with me! ”
Cheng Huaimo! If you change the sugarcane in your hand, it's a bit temperamental! What's the matter with sugar cane in your hand? Give them a taste of sweetness before arresting someone?
With an order, Cheng Huaimo walked away......
As soon as you go over there, the message will come!
The Wuhou who patrols the streets has actually arrived, but now that the two brothers are angry, how can they be official? At least get your anger out!
But it's okay for them to be angry, and if they are so angry, Zheng Rui is almost out of breath!
Wu Hou basically came over and was controlled by Yu Chi Baoqi: "Do you know who I am?" Stay over there! I'll assume I didn't see you! ”
"Good!"
Another one: "Little grandfather......"
"Get out!"
"No!"
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Seeing that it didn't work here, he immediately sent someone to find Cheng Huaimo, while watching here, don't beat this Zheng Rui to death!
And so the information passed one by one!
"What? How dare you be a street horse? The two fools of the Wei Chi family, were they kicked in the head by a donkey? How dare you be a street horse? Fast! Hurry up! ”
"What? Have you put the opposite one down? ”
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