Chapter Ninety-Eight: Bickering with the Middle Court

Under the curious gaze of the civil and military officials, in just a moment, the ice and snow on the road, which was still extremely thick, had unconsciously melted a lot. When everyone saw this amazing scene, they all looked at each other.

"This ...... Could it be that this is some kind of immortal law? Fang Xuanling asked in amazement.

"Fang Xiang is joking, this is not some kind of immortal law." Shan Zhuokun said with a smile, "This is all due to table salt, which has a strong penetrating power and can quickly dissolve ice. Not only that, but it also has a very good effect on cleaning stains on vegetables, fruits and clothes. ”

Originally, I just wanted to slide the ice surface away with salt water so that I could have more fun, but I unknowingly became a jack of all trades, and I am afraid that there is no one except Shan Zhuokun for such a commotion, right?

However, it is precisely because of his such a head that he instantly made the civil and military officials obedient. Even the people who used to look at him extremely unpleasantly nodded desperately, with a look of extreme admiration.

Shan Zhuokun's gaze swept in front of everyone, and he was very amused in his heart. The relationship between people is really delicate, the day before it was still so high-flying and domineering, but now it has become so regular. If you paraphrase the words of a sketch Wang Zhao, that is, why is the gap between people and people so big.

However, taking advantage of everyone's psychology towards themselves, it is better to strike while the iron is hot. Thinking of this, he held the juju in one hand and put on a super chic pose, giving orders like a football coach to an athlete.

"Hurry up and line up in two rows, and the number of people must be exactly the same. When I heard the order, he started kicking the ball. Be careful to run and kick the ball only with the strength of your feet, and never use your elbows and palms to push each other. ”

"Okay." The crowd replied in unison.

Soon, under the command of Shan Zhuokun, the civil and military officials quickly lined up in two rows. Subsequently, in the sound of his serve, the officials competed with each other and did not give in to each other, and a fierce Keju competition began.

Accompanied by Guo Bin, Li Shimin sat steadily on the dragon chariot carried by 32 people, coming from far and near. Seeing this scene, I was amazed in my heart. Since his accession to the throne, he has never seen such a hot scene. Even Wei Zheng, who usually has the most poisonous mouth in the court, Fang Xuanling, who has always behaved extremely civilly, and Du Ruhui, who has both civil and military skills, all participated in the battle, which can be described as unprecedented.

"Fall." Li Shimin commanded softly.

"Your Majesty, there is still a long way ahead of the Taiji Palace, why are you coming down now?" Guo Bin saw that the emperor was going to go down the dragon, so he was puzzled.

Li Shimin stepped down from the dragon chariot, pointed to the crowd playing football in front of him, and smiled excitedly: "Guo Bin, don't you look at that group of people, isn't it interesting?" I have been the emperor for such a long time, and these people have always looked like lifeless and old masters in the court, but I didn't expect to have such a lively side. ”

Guo Bin looked in the direction of the emperor's finger and replied with a smile: "What the emperor said is very true, and it is true." It's just that this ball is so strange, and the slave has never seen it. ”

"Well, I haven't seen it either." Li Shimin nodded and said, "But if you are not mistaken, this should be the handiwork of our single adult, who has always been unrestrained in his words and actions." When I go to court in a while, I must ask why. It's a pity......"

Speaking of this, he couldn't help but smash his mouth, looking regretful.

"What a pity?" Guo Bin asked puzzled.

"It's a pity that as the emperor, I have too many identities to be tired, otherwise I would definitely play with them."

Li Shimin said helplessly, and there was a little dazed look in his eyes.

Although most of the people in the market envy the elegance and chic of the princes and nobles, in fact, they have to bear the constraints and pressures that others do not have. At this point, Li Shimin, who is the Ninth Five-Year Emperor, has a deep feeling, from the King of Qin who is a sword and I am a fish to today's Long Xiao Tianxia, every thought he has is a rule, and he never dares to express his emotions at will.

Just like today, he can only be a spectator from afar, but he cannot be a real participant, and I don't know if this should be depressed.

Suddenly, a flying ball flew up in the air, jumping and rolling straight down to Li Shimin's feet.

When Li Shimin saw the ball, he suddenly had a whim, and suddenly flew up and kicked Juju in front of Shan Zhuokun.

"Your Majesty......" The Minister of Civil and Military Affairs didn't expect the emperor to appear in front of him in such a way, so he quickly knelt on the ground and said in unison in fear:

"Long live my emperor, long live."

Li Shimin's heart suddenly gave birth to a sourness, he didn't want to disturb the interest of others, but he didn't expect that in the end, his hopes would still be disappointed. Thinking that he could only play the role of a high emperor conscientiously in his life, he couldn't help but feel inexplicably confused in his heart.

"Get up."

"Yes." The Minister of Civil and Military Affairs stood up tremblingly, bowed his head and stood on both sides.

The scene, which had just been extremely lively, suddenly became quiet.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I thought you were all just some serious old-fashioned people, but I didn't expect that you would have such a lively side." Li Shimin said with a straight face.

He originally wanted to get closer to the courtiers, but he didn't want to make the other party ambiguous because his words were too sharp.

"Emperor Qiqi, this ball game was organized by Master Shan, and even this juju was brought by him from the general's mansion. The ministers were only invited by him to kick it. A general about forty years old, dressed in black soft leather armor, clasped his hands into fists and replied.

"Yes, the ministers have no intention of offending the emperor, and ask the emperor to call the shots."

When the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs heard him say this, he hurriedly echoed him.

Seeing this situation, Shan Zhuokun couldn't help frowning, saying that interpersonal relationships in modern society are complicated, but he didn't expect it to be the same in ancient times. But it's only a short moment, and the attitude is diametrically opposite, and it's really two heavens of ice and fire.

"You guys are really, you are the ones who said you want to play football, and now you are pushing these not all to the immortals, you are really good at being people."

When Yu Chi Baolin saw this situation, he immediately hated his teeth and hugged loudly.

"General Wei Chi, it's not right for you to say this. If it weren't for the fact that Master Shan brought Keju, how could we play football? In the ranks, a civilian official said in a downhill.

When Wei Chi Baolin heard this, he immediately became angry, and he didn't care that he was in front of the public, and he raised his hand to beat the troubled civil official.

Seeing this, the civil official knew that he could not afford to offend the young general, so he hurriedly begged Fang Xuanling for mercy:

"Fang Xiang, you have to help the subordinate say something."

Yu Chi Baolin couldn't help but be even more angry when he saw that the official dared to continue to challenge his bottom line.

"Tell you, even if you intercede today, General Ben won't spare you, you still have to die of this heart."

Seeing that the slap was about to fall heavily, Yu Chi Baolin's wrist was suddenly tightly grasped. He looked sideways in surprise, but the person who didn't want to hold him was Shan Zhuokun.

"Shangxian, you ....." Yu Chi Baolin didn't expect Shan Zhuokun to say this, he suddenly froze, stunned for a long time, and then asked, "Why do you want to hold General Ben?" ”

"General Wei Chi doesn't need to be so angry, since today's incident was caused by me, then all the corresponding culpability should also be borne by me alone." When Shan Zhuokun said this, he looked around, and said with something in his words, "But through this matter, it is clear who is good and who is bad." Your Majesty, you have always been perceptive, so you must have your own opinion on this matter, right? ”

When Li Shimin heard this, his heart couldn't help but move, Shan Zhuokun was right. As the saying goes, the monarch should always use people as a mirror to be able to see through people's hearts and understand the world. Although this is only a very small thing, it can also reflect an extremely profound truth.

"Shan Zhuokun is willing to take full responsibility for this matter, and ask the emperor to punish him."

Shan Zhuokun saw that the emperor was still gloomy, and looked at himself with an extremely cold gaze, so he bowed down and saluted.

"Master Shan, do you know what you did wrong?"

Li Shimin was unconsciously extremely funny, even if Shan Zhuokun really made a mistake on weekdays, he was still in an unrepentant posture. It is really surprising that I didn't make a mistake today, but I took the initiative to admit my mistakes.

"This ......" Shan Zhuokun rolled his eyes, "I really don't know about this, anyway, the emperor has a big mouth, what you say is what it is." ”

After speaking, a sly smile appeared on his lips, and there was a provocative look on his face to see that you were reluctant to hit me.