Chapter 481: Big Pig's Trotters
When he came to the Tang Dynasty, Li Mu became more and more aware of the fact that human beings are creatures that are actually more complex and complex the more they evolve, and the more complex they are, the worse they are.
This point, looking back at history, can clearly understand, but most people do not have time to notice.
Obviously, the more recent the character, the more advanced the means of intrigue. And the more ancient the characters, the less complex the thoughts.
Li Mu was used to watching TV series of the Ming and Qing dynasties in his previous life, and he watched the four "Iron Tooth and Bronze Tooth Ji Xiaolan" dozens of times. After traveling through the Tang Dynasty, he found that the intrigues and tricks used by He Shen in the early Tang Dynasty could basically kill the whole audience in seconds.
This is not to say that the eldest grandson Wuji and others have no strategy. It's just that they don't have a corresponding opponent yet, and they can't exercise such complex thinking.
It's like, in an age when few people lie, a person who says a word has a high probability of being considered the truth. And in a society full of lies, when a person says a word, the person who hears his words will not choose to believe it at the first time, but will react to whether what this person says is true or not.
People in the Qin and Han dynasties could not change their promises for ten years. You can also kill people across thousands of miles for a promise. But in modern times, it's basically the effect of a fart, and if there are really such righteous people, they will be regarded as fools.
Just like Li Mu's idea just now, this is such a simple thing, if it is placed in the Ming and Qing dynasties, which emperor will be distressed because of this matter. The Ming Dynasty had factory guards, and the Qing Dynasty had sticky poles, and as soon as the emperor's idea came out, someone knew how to do it. The guilty people below are on top, and the emperors are all Mingjun.
Li Mu suddenly discovered that he had advanced the course of history by more than a thousand years. gave Li Shimin a very bad example, and if he wants to do anything in the future but hinders his reputation, it is estimated that he will still not be able to run.
But it doesn't matter, as long as it's for the right thing, it's okay to have a little special means, and it can save a lot of time.
Li Mu left heaven and earth, came directly to Pingkangfang, and asked Ergou to call his brother Sangou, who had been a jailer, over. To employ people, we still have to use familiar people. Sangou once helped Li Mu rectify Ju Zhisheng, and Li Mu was still very relieved about his craftsmanship.
After the face-to-face lecture, Sangou patted his chest and promised that the matter would be done tomorrow at noon, and then he went home to pick up the guys and rushed to the Dali Temple prison to attend the meeting. At this time, it was late at night, and Li Mu was also tired. I didn't toss home, but like last time, I rested at Lichun Temple.
Like last time, Li Mu came, and Jin Chen came to accompany him. But Li Mu didn't give her any chance, just a few words, then sent her away, fell on the bed and fell asleep.
Li Mu is not Yanagishita Hui, and he also loves beauty. But he can't love it now, there are still three heads and tails in the family, Jin Chen, whose identity is unknown, he doesn't have that leisure. And also take into account the vinegar jar at home, if Li Zhien knows about this, is it okay to go home?
I slept until dawn, and when I woke up, Jin Chen had already brought breakfast. The specially boiled meat porridge, accompanied by egg side dishes, has a unique charm. As far as this breakfast is concerned, the craftsmanship is really good. Li Mu couldn't help but glance at Jin Chen more, he really didn't expect that this beauty with ten slender fingers who did not touch the spring water could cook, and she did a good job, somewhat like a good wife and mother.
When Li Mu looked at Jin Chen, Jin Chen was also looking at him. The two looked at each other, and Li Mu always felt that Jin Chen's big eyes seemed to be telling something, attracting his attention. Undoubtedly, this is a woman who is enough to arouse the curiosity of men. But Li Mu still chose not to read this book, there are too many things in this world, and he is not a god, where can he manage it, it is only right to deal with the things around him first.
However, there is also a saying that "men are big pigs' trotters", although I don't want to be responsible, but it's okay to look at it. Maybe it's the relationship between "people who learn to dance", Jin Chen's figure and temperament are still very top-notch, even if it is a vase, it is also a beautiful vase, and there is such a vase next to him when eating, and the mood is still very pleasant.
People have their own punishment, and the happiness of stinky men can never last. At this good time when he was full of affection and anger, a discordant voice sounded.
"Master Hou?"
Li Mu put away his smile, looked in the direction where the voice came from with a straight face, and saw that it was Ergou, and said unhappily: "What's the matter?" Didn't you see Ben Hou eating? How can there be more and more rules! ”
"Don't dare to disturb the Hou Ye...... Ergou hurriedly made amends, and whispered: "The second lady is here, I didn't see the Hou Ye go back last night, and I didn't find anyone in heaven and earth, so I chased after her." The villain didn't dare to say that Hou Ye was here, only said that Hou Ye was in Dali Temple, and only sneaked over to report to Hou Ye while the second lady was gone, Hou Ye should go back quickly, in case the second lady is caught, this is ......"
"What's wrong with getting caught? Ben Hou Xing is right, what are you afraid of? Li Mu frowned, stared at Ergou, and said, "Do you think that Ben Hou is here to have a tryst with Miss Jin Chen?" ”
"Uh...... The villain didn't dare. Although he said so, Ergou's expression had betrayed him, he was already a thief, and his face at this time seemed to be saying, "Master Hou, everyone is a man, they all understand", Li Mudeng was annoyed, slapped the table and said: "You kid is really getting more and more disagreeable, do you doubt Ben Hou's words?" If you don't believe it, ask Miss Jin Chen, what did Ben Hou do last night? ”
Ergou subconsciously looked at Jin Chen, and when Jin Chen saw this, he instantly blushed, bit his lower lip, pinched the corners of his clothes, and twisted it.
"Oh my God!"
Li Mu was directly speechless and smiled bitterly. Jin Chen looked at Li Mu's expression, worried that he was really angry, and hurriedly said: "Master Hou is a righteous man and a gentleman, he has not done anything to the slave family, and he has no ......."
It's okay not to explain, but with such an explanation, it's even more inexplicable. Li Mu was so angry that he drank the porridge in the bowl in one gulp, Huo Ran got up and left angrily. Ergou hurriedly followed behind, and the continuous compensation was not, but it could only make Li Mu even more irritable.
As soon as he came out of the back door of Lichun Courtyard, a murderous aura struck from the oblique stab. Li Mu sensed this murderous aura, his body suddenly froze, and he didn't dare to look back. He glanced at Ergou, and Ergou glanced back with his peripheral vision, and saw the Houfu carriage around the corner, so frightened that his legs and stomachs were tendoned, and he almost sat on the ground. Didn't you go to Dali Temple, why are you here?
"Master Hou, what should I do!"
"You idiot!"
Li Mu scolded, turned around stiffly, put on a smile on his face, and greeted the carriage: "Is it my dear little baby?" I miss me, my dear little ......"
When I got closer, it was not Li Zhien, but Dugu Jiu, Li Mu almost didn't flash his waist, and said angrily: "Brother, people can scare people to death, can we stop playing like this!" ”
Li Mu's few kisses on the little baby, Dugu Jiu's cheeks were already red with a fever, but fortunately, there was a mask and no one could see it.
Dugu Jiu pretended to be calm and said, "Just now, my sister-in-law went to the ring to find me, saying that you went to heaven and earth and didn't come back all night." I just asked in heaven and earth, and when I saw that you were not there, I guessed that you were here. Let's get in the car, my sister-in-law is in a hurry. ”
Li Mu climbed into the carriage, cleared his throat, and said, "That...... I just slept and didn't do anything. Two dogs can prove. ”
In order to atone for the crime, Ergou hurriedly said: "The villain can prove that Master Hou had breakfast with Miss Jin Chen, and did nothing else!" ”
"What does it have to do with me?" Dugu Jiu snorted lightly, raised his horsewhip, and the second dog hurriedly hid away, nodded and sent the two away.
……
"Liar!"
Li Mu returned home, and just after coaxing Bai Qiaoqiao, Li Zhien came back, Li Mu had to explain again, but he didn't expect to be fooled. This made Li Mu very surprised, in order to prevent Li Zhien's nose, he had already taken a bath, where could he still show the horse's feet?
"Where did I lie to you?"
"I asked the people in Dali Temple, you didn't go at all yesterday!"
It turns out that the mistake is here, and this is better. Li Mu sighed and said, "Yes, I didn't go to Dali Temple." I admit it, okay? But do you know where I've been? ”
"Where have you been?"
"I-" There must be a draft to make up nonsense, Li Mu really couldn't think of a reasonable place to go for a while, so he pursed his lips and shook his head: "I can't say." ”
"You're lying to me." As he spoke, he was about to shed tears.
Li Mu hurriedly hugged him in his arms and coaxed, and said, "It's not that I don't want to say it, but Your Majesty won't let me say it." Can't you trust me? In ten days, we will get married, you say you are always like this, how will you live in the future? ”
"Isn't that worrying?"
"What's so worrying," Li Mu took Li Zhien's hand and persuaded: "Look at Qiaoqiao and them, which one is like you who is jealous endlessly." In other words, even if I raise one outside, what can you do? Your master, I, am not the one who hides it, and if there is, I will not hide it from you. Yes yes no, no yes yes, I'm still very honest in this regard. ”
"Really?"
"Of course."
"Okay...... Li Zhien snorted and said, "Next time you go to Lichun Courtyard, remember to take me." ”
"Okay, take you-" Li Mu suddenly choked, looked at Li Zhien in shock, and laughed dryly.
Li Zhien smiled like a fox, tightened his nose, and said, "My good master, what else do you have to say now?" ”
"I really just stayed overnight because it was too late. Nothing really happened, I'm a baby, can you believe my words, I won't tell you, I'm just afraid of this, you're still ...... Oops, I'm convinced. ”
Li Mu fell weakly on the bed, Li Zhien came over, lay in Li Mu's arms, looked at him with his cheeks raised, and said: "Who said I was angry, of course I knew that my master would not mess around, I was just angry, why didn't you tell me the truth, I was so vexatious in your heart?" ”